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The cries of the beauties succeeded in making the two people who were kissing stiff.The two people who were thinking about what to do now... unknowingly developed this kiss into a long kiss.

The beauties watching have changed from screaming to holding their breath with flushed faces.

At first they thought they saw a pair of lilies, but they immediately realized that they were dressed like this today, that is a pair of men.

This combination of Danmei and Lily successfully made the girls on the sidelines excited.Subconsciously touched the mobile phone, only to remember that the mobile phone was handed in according to the instructions of the sign when they came in.

Unless you ask the organizers (Wang You and the others) to take pictures of yourself for today's event, no other photos are allowed.After all, it's one thing to have fun in private, but it's another thing to take pictures of other people and gossip online.

No one can guarantee whether there are such "fun people".Everyone is very cooperative, but...but...

[Ah ah ah! !Why didn't we buy a tiny video camera or something! ! ] The girls wailed collectively.

If Xiao Q could know what these girls were crying about, he would be very proud to say that there is no miniature or not miniature thing that can escape his control.

The time for the dazed couple over there was over, and the two of them discussed in low voices what to do at the same time.After a brief eye contact at the end, the old routine is still adopted.

They basically often "flirt and scold" in the activity room. Who knows that there are more girls who like rot now, and more men who deliberately sell rot.Plus other people help round the field.The two of them don't need to pretend to be unfamiliar.

In other words... even if they don't have any ambiguous behavior, the experienced rotten women will flirt a lot.For example, besides Wang You and Yu Bai, everyone rumored that Bei Qing and Lao Xue were a couple, and even Lao Xue had brought his girlfriend along.

I remember that when Wang You and Yu Bai hadn't decided on a solution, a member who came earlier asked for their dates of birth, and finally held Wang You and Yu Bai's hands and said...their birthdays are very compatible, and they are born together. right.

Since I still decided to go, the old routine.I don't know what to admit, let everyone guess.The two stood up straight calmly, and then greeted everyone.

"Ahem, that...Wang You and Yu Bai?" It is inevitable to add a question mark, Wang You obviously put the most effort into the looks of himself and Yu Bai.

Let's look at Wang You first. He is wearing a very tight police suit and uniform, highlighting his proud bust and graceful waistline.The one-step skirt with a length above the knee seems to be a conservative style and design, but on the contrary, it highlights the shape of the legs and buttocks and arouses infinite reverie.

As soon as you wear high heels, you will immediately look tall and firm.Using the sunscreen spray that can darken the skin makes the skin appear bronze. Not only the cheeks look exquisite under the dark color, but also the whole person matches the police uniform to show a kind of wild beauty.

The epaulets on the police uniform can even play a role in covering up the shoulders of men.

Strange!This level!Take it out, who would believe that Wang You is a man.

I saw Wang You blinking at the beauties, that slow movement, long eyelashes.It's as itchy as a brush on your heart.

The two girls with poor concentration directly covered their chests and muttered in a low voice, "I'm not Lily." But their eyes were stuck to Wang You's body.

Now I finally understand why those perverted men are always drooling about "the temptation of uniforms".Such a superb beauty, they all want to pounce on her and moles her, okay?

If they hadn't been sensible enough to remind them that Wang You was a man, they would have gone up to hold the hand of the beautiful police sister...to get close to each other, and to be imbued with the temperament of a beautiful woman.

Then turn around and look at Yu Bai next to him.A high-end cheongsam made of silk fabric is not an ordinary cheongsam of about [-] yuan. The reasonable tailoring design, like Wang You's police uniform, embellishes the disharmony of a male figure wearing a woman's clothing.The pattern of blue and white outlines a lot of lotus flowers, which are holy and enchanting around Yu Bai's body.

What is rare is that the cheongsam is still a rare high-cut cheongsam.Nowadays, ordinary cheongsams rarely have high forks.I really don't know who designed this cheongsam with "good intentions".

The hairstyle is a retro hand push wave with the bun of the 30s, and the makeup is more refined. It is not a pure retro flame red lips, but a cute and pure Korean wave. It can be said that Wang You is a Yu Bai's face has been studied thoroughly enough.Even if Yu Bai is very manly now showing fierce and unhappy expressions, the "cute" and "tsundere" factors can still be reflected in everyone's visual effects.

In terms of accessories, compared to Wang You who didn't wear any jewelry in order to conform to his identity as a "policeman", Yu Bai can be said to be full of jewels.

A pair of ruby ​​earrings the size of fingernails, round and large pink pearls around the neck, and two transparent glass jadeite bracelets on the hands...the nails are also painted.Not to mention the cluster of blinding gemstones on the bun.

Compared to Wang You who greeted them naturally, Yu Bai obviously didn't let it go - he was the one who was pressed for a kiss just now.

Uncomfortably tugging at the skirt, he was also very dissatisfied with the high fork, but after getting it yesterday, it was too late to fix it.Although I am a bit puzzled, why a cheongsam that "coincidentally a tall foreigner ordered the last unwanted cheongsam" would be such a tall fork.Well, maybe foreigners are open.Besides, although the fork is high, it is not as high as the thigh. He is a man and he is not afraid of being exposed.

Even Gao Cha is better than Wang You's maid outfit.

Just as he pulled up his skirt awkwardly, he saw Wang You walking towards the door in a natural manner and ran into the "shouldn't see" girls. Stop, Wang You saw his "staring" appearance in the mirror when Wang You had just finished dressing up—absolutely not!

As everyone knows, the way he is now, in the eyes of the girls, a delicate beauty can only stay in coquettishness and arrogance no matter how fierce and arrogant she is to show her queenly demeanor.

If you want to act like a baby, you will be jealous, but you still try your best to show yourself as cold as ice...

[So cute~~] The bystanders are intoxicated.Stopping his gaze on Yu Bai's lips again, the pink jelly-colored lipstick has been stained with other variegated colors, which is the trace that has just been infected by another lipstick...

"Another Color" calmly put on some lipstick to remind the beauties to regain their senses.

"Admiration is over? How about it, is our shape okay?"

"It's more than possible! Oh, wait, our point is that you just..." The girls laughed "hehehehe".

"I'm rehearsing the show. This is a small show for a while. By the way, there is a truth or dare game today, maybe you can come to a part at that time."

Several pairs of sharp eyes cut two people with X-ray rays.

[Who will believe it. 】The above sentence is synonymous with everyone's eyes.

The beauties said with a smile that they are very trendy and not so feudal. Their view has always been that the same gender is true love.

[It's because you are too enthusiastic, that's the trouble! 】Yu Bai and Wang You both complained in their hearts.Even if they want to cheat publicly, it won't be the time when they wear women's clothes and then immediately have unscrupulous parties

So, for the girls who are too excited and happy to encounter such questions, their only answer is...

"Hehe." You can guess.

"We don't tell people."

"Ha ha."

"Talk about whoever attacks and who suffers, we will give up."

"Ha ha."

"Ahem, it's getting late, girls, do you want to put on makeup first?" Tang Yi and Bei Qing came to rescue her at the door.They rushed over when they heard the screams before, so they stood behind the excited beauties and saw the two people who were still kissing inseparably. (Yu: Mouth! I was scared and forgot to leave)

Now I can finally speak.

Wang You also diverted everyone's attention to the kissing between him and Yu Bai in a timely manner. The method was very simple, directly changing the voice to a female voice.

The success made the girls' eyes widen by two points, and they followed Wang You away with incredible expressions.

"What happened to you two just now..." So the public went up.

"I'm not satisfied with the look that Wang You designed for me..." There was no way to be satisfied with this, Yu Bai pointed at his face. "Look what he did."

"Very good!" The sincere duo said.

"...Then the conversation turned to height."

The two observers shifted to Yu Bai's feet at the same time, a pair of ordinary large-size women's leather shoes with a heel of only about three centimeters.Recalling Wang You again, a pair of seven-centimeter stiletto heels were quite stable.

Wang You was originally two centimeters taller than Yu Bai, but now that the shoe gap is added, it's no wonder that the picture just now is more harmonious.

"Does this matter have anything to do with the passionate kiss you just had?"

"..." Yu Bai turned his head in embarrassment.

"..." Well, couples don't need a reason to kiss.

"Hey, your clothes and shoes are pretty good." Yu Bai looked at the two of them enviously. Bei Qing was wearing a leather jacket, but the shoes were boots that fit the identity of an agent.Anyway, you are wearing pants, and your feet can be stable.Tang Yi next to him...

Yu Bai went up to lift up his skirt, and inside were a pair of eye-catching sneakers and a pair of harsh jeans.

"Otherwise, why do you think I gave up Hanfu and chose this strapless one?"

"You are all too much!!!"

"Being shorter than Wang You is completely objective. It's because you don't wear stable high heels..." Bei Qing said something fair. "Tang Yi couldn't wear it stably, so he didn't wear it."

"Don't talk about the shoes, I'll just talk about the clothes... Why is it that I am a cheongsam, and the Internet commented that this is the one that can highlight the female curves..." Yu Bai complained dissatisfiedly, completely unaware of his "sorrow" at the moment What kind of expression is "I feel pity".

But Yu Bai is Yu Bai, when Tang Yi and Bei Qing were still in "shock", he immediately finished his self-regulation and began to look forward to the old-fashioned attire.

"Didn't he say it?"

"He said he would bring his girlfriend, and the two of them would make a couple outfit. Keep it secret..."

"Wow~~~" There was another scream outside.A few people jumped out immediately, and Yu Bai didn't dislike the low heels at this time, and jumped very fast, but...he really didn't have the instinct to be a woman, you dare to run in a high-cut cheongsam.

"Old school!!?"

"It's not like you haven't seen me wearing contact lenses." The old school who was shouted again slightly despised everyone's fuss.

The little girlfriend next to me warmly greeted everyone. She was dressed in a mountaineering suit today, from clothes to shoes, all of which were men's. She had short hair and looked like a tomboy.Obviously intentional.

And the old school... now wearing a long down jacket.That's not the point, the point is that this girl came here with makeup on.

He even came here from school with makeup on! ! ! (I wonder how he got out of the boys dormitory)

But at this moment, Lao Xue obviously disliked that everyone's stimulation was not enough, so he took off his down jacket gracefully.I saw a black body-fitting sports vest (with breasts) inside, hot pants that were only a few centimeters long, and a black belt on the thigh under the hot pants, and two cool pistols (fake) beside them, Plus that long braided wig on the head...

"Laura!" Fuck me, Tomb Raider looks a bit like that.

"How dare you."

"I met her when we were traveling, Laura + Mr. Bei, although this time it's not a cosplay, but it's good to have a theme." Scanning to other people, seeing Bei Qing's equipment, I immediately felt sorry. "It's a little hit..."

"No, no, it's okay. And the difference..." The difference is not small.

"Yes, yes, it's related." Before everyone said anything, the little girlfriend jumped up first. "We also wore a set of Elf Queen's clothes, which I borrowed from my school's COS club. It's so beautiful."

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly dragged Lao Xue to the men's changing room to take off his clothes.Then jumped out again immediately. "Do you have any other breast enhancement equipment here? I made a mistake in the calculation. The breast pads can only be stuffed in that kind of vest."

"There is a water polo, in the blue box on the left, remember not to get too big, it will make you uncomfortable."

"Thank you." Back again.

"Doesn't anyone think that the above topic is wrong?" The corner of Yu Bai's mouth twitched.There is a feeling that everyone is drunk and I am alone.

But soon, there were a lot of wrong things, and no one cared about the previous conversation.The more and more people arrived, everyone was already high before the carnival started.All kinds of costumes and props are enough for everyone to dazzle, not only the cross-dressing of the boys is very interesting, but also the costumes of the beauties. Most of them are not wearing ordinary casual men's clothes, but all kinds of exotic clothes.The whole party becomes almost masquerade-style.

As soon as the reservation time came, everyone couldn't help but stop chatting to see how the party would start.

"Kuang Cai, Kuang Cai, Kuang Cai..." A series of opening gongs and drums of Peking opera came, which made everyone a little stunned. They looked at the screen. Later, I saw an actor making an appearance and speaking.

"Each capital has one hundred, each capital has one hundred, each capital has Odwan~"

A simple "Merry Christmas" made everyone feel comfortable. After ten or so seconds, everyone gave the warmest cheers collectively. This posture is more lively than a superstar concert.It really is the quintessence of the country, this Beijing opera sings Merry Christmas, it sounds ten thousand times better.

After everyone applauded enough, Wang You finally took the stage to host in a leisurely manner.

"Hello everyone." It was still the charming female voice, and everyone who had never heard of Wang You's move came to a collective silence again, followed by another round of warm applause. "welcome everybody……"

"One more kiss!"

"Nani?"

Before Wang You finished speaking, he was interrupted by the girls who heard that they had "benefits" before. They didn't see it, so they were not reconciled.

"If you wait for the Truth or Dare event..."

You still don't do it, you have to look at the benefits in advance!

"Kiss." "Kiss." "Cheek dance."

"It's really hard to turn down the kindness." The heroic "policewoman" on the stage winked at the audience a little bit shyly, just when everyone thought he had agreed, they started booing Yu Bai again.

"Princess Sissi" and "Female Agent" carried two wooden blocks and a stone slab to set up a small table. The holy and noble "Elf Queen" and "Beauty in Cheongsam" dressed in white gauze and green leaves Come up with a plank.

The "policewoman" smiled slightly at everyone.He walked to the side of the "table", punched down, then quickly got up, turned around neatly, and kicked sideways, aiming at the wooden board.

The music of "Jing Ge Bai" was played again, and this time no one was in the mood to listen.

I saw the fiery policewoman on the stage, calmly retracting her raised legs, leaving behind a floor of wood chips and stone chips.Proudly making everyone laugh, still with a sexy and sweet voice.

"Everyone...will you follow the process?"

The following nodded in unison.

"Then let's watch a video first, our French friend Louis sent us a video from France~"