Xiuxian Cannon Fodder Male Survival Manual

When Lin Yuan followed Lin Lang through the crowd, his cold face turned red, why do you think?Lin Yuan's lightness skills are not as good as Lin Langlai's, so he is not as flexible as Lin Langlai in the crowded crowd, and he always bumps into the crowd in front of him inadvertently. Once, this young man bumped straight into the arms of a young lady, his hands touched the two soft pieces of the girl's chest and he was stunned. If Lin Lang hadn't turned his head and saw this situation, he would immediately put this The blushing man pulled away and quickly fled the scene. Maybe this guy was treated like a pervert by other girls.

Sure enough, not long after he ran out, Lin Lang heard the high-pitched cry of the girl behind him, "A pervert~" He was looking at the tender-skinned young man beside him. It exploded.

Lin Lang sighed again, if the patriarch and the elders hadn't told him to take care of this guy, he wouldn't bother to care about this guy who is having a boy's heart attack now.

After finally squeezing to the foot of the mountain range where Taoism is located, Lin Lang's forehead was covered with beads of sweat. When he turned around, he saw that Lin Yuan's clothes were disheveled and his back was wet. Lin Lang also had to sigh at this time, probably Now many students who came to sign up would rather go to fight with monsters for [-] rounds, and don't want to go through this crowded predicament again.

I wiped my sweat with my sleeve, and looked at the dangerous and steep road from the foot of the mountain to the mountainside. The widest part can only accommodate three people walking side by side, and the narrowest part is dangerous for one person to pass. I watched the mountain road continue to walk upwards Lin Lang has already started to make preparations for the teenagers. He took out a few strips of satin from his pocket, then tied up his long hair again, and then tied the sleeves and trousers tightly with satin again.

Although he had made preparations early this morning and wore a neat short jacket, Lin Lang, who had experienced it once, still remembered that the last time he came here, he was wearing a wide-sleeved long shirt, which looked elegant, but it was a pity that after the last The crowd at first was crowded, and they were already disheveled when they reached the foot of the mountain. When they reached the middle of the mountain, they were embarrassed because of the inconvenience of clothing and the difficulties on the road.

This time, Lin Lang learned his lesson and wore the bunt that he usually practiced in martial arts. It was neat and clean, and the sleeves and trousers were tightly attached to his body because of the bunt. There is no need to be as embarrassed as last time. When thinking of the embarrassment of his previous life, Lin Lang couldn't help but sigh with his forehead. Then he looked around at the unaware young people dressed in elegant clothes. The corners of his lips curled up somewhat unkindly in the depths, looking forward to the spectacle on the mountainside.

After Lin Lang was ready, he turned around and saw that Lin Yuan had tidied up his messy clothes. The two looked at each other, and Lin Lang nodded, "Let's go." Afterwards, the two walked over and stopped here. The hesitant people boarded the steep mountain road.

Time passed by, and Lin Lang had been walking on this mountain road for half an hour. Looking at the people in front of him who kept stopping to rest, he shook his head in his heart. It was quite a while to stop and rest on this mountain road. So I let go of the spirit that I had been holding back, and when I started walking again, I would feel more and more tired, and finally because I couldn't see the end of the mountain road, I felt more and more desperate...

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Lin Lang looked up along the mountain road. Sure enough, the front of him was covered by thick fog, and his visibility was only about one meter around him. This situation will definitely bring great psychological pressure to those 12-year-old teenagers...

I estimated in my heart where I might have gone, and then I realized that I didn't even reach a third of the distance.Lin Lang was not in a hurry, anyway, as long as he arrived at the Taoist gate on the top of the mountain before noon tomorrow, he would be able to enter the inner courtyard with his own talent.

Thinking of these things in his mind, Lin Lang's steps became more and more rapid, dragging his blessings of climbing mountains and ridges in the past few years, and now the narrow path under his feet is not difficult for Lin Lang who has long been accustomed to climbing mountains and forests .In addition, this guy has practiced since he was a child, and his basic skills are solid, and his footwork is even more stable. Running on this steep mountain road, he didn't feel too tired.

The more he climbed up, the thicker the fog became. In the end, it was almost impossible to see the scenery in front of him. Lin Lang had no choice but to find a tree on both sides of the mountain road, and then broke off a branch. , as a stick for exploring the way, and then began to climb up carefully.According to his memory, this section of the road is very dangerous. Because of the dense fog, there are often some animals ambushing on the mountain road here. Although the lethality is not strong, but they are attacked at this unprepared moment. , it will roll down the mountain road, if it is unlucky, it will directly roll across the road, and it will be difficult to catch up.

Sure enough, after a while, the stick used for exploring the road was attacked by something. Without hesitation, the stick was swept out, and it really touched the obstacle. With a flick of the stick, Lin Lang knew that he must have thrown off the animals blocking the road just now.

I don't know how it is done in Taoism. The animals on these roads will not make a sound, even if they are attacked by the outside world. I don't know how many candidates are blocked on this section of road every year.

On the quiet road that seemed to have no sound, a gust of breeze suddenly came blowing, blowing away some of the mist gathered around Lin Lang, feeling the unique smell of grass mud in the wind, Lin Lang knew that he was about to arrive Halfway up the mountain, and there is the second difficulty of this road.

At a shelter not far away, there were five or six young people in their early twenties wearing green shirts, "Senior Brother Zhang, how many people do you think will be able to walk to the door of Daoism this time?" The shorter youth asked.

Brother Zhang who was asked looked at the windy place opposite, "Last year, there were only a handful of people who were fully clothed and did not climb the mountain naked. As for this year, it is estimated that the number of people will not be much higher than last year." After finishing speaking, he looked at the wind blade that was almost shining with a cold light, and couldn't help recalling that the young man himself seemed to hide in this place where the wind blade was rampant, and when he finally left this area, he only got a piece of shame. After covering the key point, he blushed and continued to climb.

Obviously, the few people here also remembered the embarrassment when they came to climb the mountain, and their faces were full of memories.

"I hope that the junior sisters in the future can meet a few young men who love the fragrance and cherish the jade, otherwise it will be our sin if we are naked." I don't know who said it, but a word brought everyone's thoughts back to reality.

"Tsk, I think I gave my little clothes to my daughter-in-law back then, so now the two of us have achieved this fate." The other young man was obviously very proud of his original choice, even though he gave up on it at the time. I took off the tattered clothes and climbed to the top of the mountain naked, but if you pay, you will be rewarded, otherwise how could you defeat so many competitors and win the beauty back.

The rest of the people also knew about such a past, and they laughed and said, "I still remember that you were in front of me at that time, and I was still wondering why the person in front didn't even keep a piece of cloth, and ran naked in broad daylight."

"Yes, yes, I still remember Brother Li's white butt, hahaha..." Another young man who was lucky enough to see this brother streaking was full of smiles, as if the streaking young man many years ago The boy is still in front of him.

"Okay, you guys who are lonely, don't know if I have a wife, you dare to make fun of me." The young man who was teased by the public also smiled brightly, but there was no anger in his eyes. He must have loved him for many years. The previous business that dared to exchange a rag for a beautiful daughter-in-law was very proud.

Seeing this, the few people didn't make fun of him anymore, and turned their gazes back to the road full of strong winds opposite.Sure enough, I saw a boy wearing a long-sleeved gown struggling forward in the wind, and the clothes on his body added a lot of obstacles to his journey. As a last resort, the boy took off the outer gown, leaving only The short shirt inside, and the long shirt was blown away by another gust of wind.

Seeing the young man's actions, the few people here laughed one after another, "I said, that little guy will definitely regret taking off his gown later, and I can't help but want to see if he will follow in my footsteps." , ran naked and climbed the mountain."

Sure enough, after a while, the gust of wind suddenly became sharper, like a sharp blade, and swept away the many teenagers on this mountain road.Those teenagers never thought that the wind here is as strong as a blade, and when they couldn't escape, all the clothes on their bodies were torn apart, and some were simply cut into pieces by the wind blade, and then Gone with the wind.

"Hahaha... These little guys are really tender, and they all ran naked, hahaha... When they enter the academy, I will definitely praise them well, um, that little guy has a very white ass Huh, that butt in the back is so dark. Hahahaha...these two people are one in front of the other, the color is quite different." The young man who was proud of his streaking and earned a daughter-in-law just now turned his head Lai immediately laughed at the little guys on the opposite side, and was still commenting on who has the fairest skin and who has the darkest skin after these teenagers are naked.