Xiuxian Cannon Fodder Male Survival Manual

Seeing the man walking towards the door, he felt sad "Lin Lang!" The man's pitiful eyes were already filled with tears, but he just tried not to let his tears fall, "Are you still unable to accept concubine status?" It's already a source of sadness, I have admired this man for hundreds of years, and now the whole cultivation world knows that Fairy Piaomiao, the master of Piaomiao Pavilion, is in love with Lin Lang, a genius and true disciple of Xiaoyao Peak in Taiqing Palace. A man, how can this convince the proud Fairy Piao Miao!

This time I have worked so hard to take advantage of Jun Wuhui's absence to invite someone to invite Lin Lang over, and I have used a beauty trick, but still can't impress this person's heart?

A cry that was so suppressed that any man with a hard heart would be sad sounded behind Lin Lang, but he couldn't stop his footsteps. With a 'creak' sound, the door opened and was used from the outside to the inside. Come on strong.

"A-Lang!" Then a gust of wind rushed into the woman's boudoir, Jun Wuhui appeared in the sight of the two people in the room with a cold face.

Seeing his dear ones rushing over so anxiously, Lin Lang felt it was funny. Sure enough, when Wuhui was facing his rival in love, his actions always had to be a little fiery.

Looking at Lin Lang who was standing by the door, Jun Wuhui breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing the lovely and pitiful woman sitting on the bed crying, this guy wished that a ghostly ice flame would pass by and kill this The woman who dared to covet her lover was wiped out.Well, after Lin Lang has been entangled for 100 years, this guy finally couldn't help but wanted to destroy this woman who didn't know what's good and who was rushing to be a concubine, but it was always because of some reasons. Nothing more.

"Piao Miao, I've said it many times, don't pester A-Lang anymore, if there is another time, I don't recommend sending you into reincarnation!" The cold tone matched the bone-piercing cold, and then Once, Fairy Piaomiao saw the horror of this devil named Jun Wuhui.

After saying this, Jun Wuhui turned around and looked at Lin Lang beside him, a trace of grievance flashed in his eyes, why there are always so many flowers and plants around Ah Lang that need to be handled by himself, it really makes people feel insecure.

Lin Lang, who was originally watching the play, saw his lover's appearance, immediately stepped forward, hugged him into his arms, then raised his head, looked at the extremely beautiful woman who was crying softly, and slowly opened his eyes. "Piao Miao, you know, I only like men, I'm not interested in women, well, to be more specific, I'm not interested in women! So, stop chasing me, you should also I know, Wugui's temperament is not very good!" After finishing speaking, he ignored the beauty, and directly pulled his lover beside him, and left

In Xiaoyao Peak's cave, Lin Lang hugged his lover in his arms to comfort him, "Well, it's not like you don't know that I'm not interested in women, so why are you still jealous? I'm about to die of sourness!" , Lin Lang laughed himself out. He never knew that Wugui with a paralyzed face was a little jealous. Any woman who looked at him a few times would secretly write it down, and went to learn a curse technique, and then In the days to come, I cursed these people silently, but the content of those curses made people laugh and cry, such as hair loss, missing front teeth, acne on the face, thick voice, exuberant body hair, thick eyebrows, breast enlargement and flattening breasts, thicker legs, wrinkles on the face, white hair, etc. All kinds of innocuous little curses dazzled the audience. Once again, Lin Lang witnessed a beauty with fair skin like jade being raped by his own After the lover cursed, the luxuriant body hair grew on the pair of bright wrists, and it couldn't be shaved off. The beauty was frightened and fainted. It wasn't until a month later that the beauty, who had been weakened by her exuberant body hair, had a nervous breakdown. After the cursing time limit expired and the body hair fell off automatically, it got better. Even then, this beauty who was very active in the cultivation world did not dare to go out!

"Hmph, I've already cast a curse, let that Piao Miao steal someone from me!" Jun Wuhui, who was being hugged, was still puzzled, and secretly cast a small curse.

"What's the content?" Lin Lang looked at Wugui like this and thought it was so cute, and he couldn't help but make people want to be sour and stuffed!Tsk tsk, no, it's daytime now, prostitution or something during the daytime is not something a gentleman does!If these words are heard by those former enemies of Lin Lang, they will definitely vomit your blood first, and pay back what a gentleman did. I have never seen you a gentleman before!Now it's time to pretend!

With malice, the corners of Jun Wuhui's lips curled into a subtle arc, "The body odor has been with her for a hundred days, and it can't be concealed! Even if it's three miles away, ordinary people can smell it!"

"Hiss~" Hearing this, Lin Lang really wanted to mourn for this woman Piao Miao. The five senses of a cultivator are countless times sharper than ordinary people. If it is three miles away, ordinary people can smell it. Those who are not allowed to be fainted! "What a good idea!" Lin Lang praised.

And within a radius of three miles of Piaomiao Pavilion, all the cultivators have collapsed to the ground foaming at the mouth, and the higher the cultivation base, the faster the fainting, while those with average cultivation bases, or even no cultivation bases, are actually Barely sitting on the ground, or standing staggeringly, they are all experiencing an inhumane olfactory attack now, and they don't know where the vicious body odor came from, but it is flying directly with the wind, and has stunned so many people !

On Xiaoyao Peak, in the end, Lin Lang couldn't bear it any longer, and carried his lover in his arms and went to prostitute himself in the daytime! *——Yun Niuniu