ruffian young lady

After cleaning Han Shangyu's resting bedroom on the third floor of Xueyuan Building, Ji Zhishu went downstairs humming an incoherent tune while swinging a rag, turned to the east of the first floor, and wiped the expensive porcelain vases on the bright cabinet.

Ji Zhishu is in a good mood today.

It was so good that he had been smiling and squinting his eyes since early in the morning, making Laifu and the others, who saw his stupid appearance early in the morning, feel chills, wishing to poke their eyes, and didn't want to see his embarrassed face.

Good mood doesn't care about his creditors, Han Shangyu went out to inspect the shops in the city today, and his hell calligraphy practice in the afternoon will be canceled on his own. Although the man has an account to complete the copybooks, Ji Zhishu plans to wait until the creditors return home in Xushi. The ghost draws a talisman to make a difference.

Another reason is that before going to bed last night, I counted the bamboo pots hidden under the bed. There is no small money for big money, and the small money barely allows him to leave Linjiang City. After saving food and money, he can probably live on A short time in hiding.

Although it didn't match the original plan of staying in the Han Mansion for a while before sneaking away, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes.

Ever since he got to know the martial arts and people from the world, Ji Zhishu could no longer stay in the Han Mansion safely, and was eager to see the so-called "one minute on stage, ten years off stage" real kung fu, not post-production 1D Special effects or light skills displayed by hanging steel wires.

Thinking of those non-human beings who shook their swords and smashed their knives, flew over the eaves and walls, and felt the air shock and fluctuations with their palms, Ji Zhishu felt goosebumps all over his body, and tried his best to suppress the excitement in his chest that wanted to roar out.

"Fuck, it's too strong to break away from gravity. That fellow Han Shangyu must have deliberately refused to teach me. He's still squatting for so many days. Isn't there a heart scripture for learning martial arts? Why didn't you give me a copy?" Looking for martial arts secrets?"

Pausing the hands that polished the porcelain, Ji Zhishu looked around the study hall. Just now he had gone through all the bookcases, big and small, but he didn't find a book that seemed to teach martial arts.

"Well, will it be hidden in his room? Or he doesn't have such a secret book at all..." He patted his head, "Stupid, not everyone has a secret book, I think it's better to find another master to worship, master They all live in seclusion deep in the mountains, what did he say about the mountains last time..."

"boom!"

Suddenly there was a loud noise in the silent study building, and the solid sandalwood door behind him was knocked open.

Ji Zhishu, who was thinking about where to find his master, was really taken aback. He knocked down the porcelain vase in front of him with such a big movement. He was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged it tightly into his arms, and he didn't have the extra energy to take care of it. Unsteady body.

With a "boom", he slammed his forehead heavily against the cabinet.

"Ah!" There was a bloody hole on his forehead, and his eyes were red with pain.

Ji Zhishu clutched his wound, and waited for the pain to gradually dissipate. After a while, he put the bottle back on the cabinet with trembling hands.

Seeing a figure standing next to the door, his good mood was forced to end by this daredevil, and his chest was suddenly ignited, and Ji Zhishu cursed at the person who opened the door rudely.

"Damn, is your mother's hand useless or broken? Will you die if you open the door with your hands? I didn't hear Han Shangyu say that the door is very expensive. If it breaks, will you pay for it? Don't wait for me to open the door when it suddenly collapses." , he who smells like money must be on my head, yes, you bastard, you can't give me a hit-and-run, leave your name and phone number for me, this money will wait for Han Shang to drink!" Press On the bleeding forehead, Ji Zhishu, who was cursing, turned his head to look at the person who came, and suddenly gasped, stunned with fright.

With a gold hairpin skirt and a pink figure, he strode towards Ji Zhishu with his anger, the hairpin on his bun swayed, and the pendant bell made a crisp sound. He saw the face of the person who came, pink and white.

"Ji, Zhi, Shu." The visitor called his name through gritted teeth.

"You, you..." a familiar voice.

The man clenched his fists, "You vulgar rascal, today I must—"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha."

Before the "woman" could finish speaking, Ji Zhishu suddenly burst out laughing out of nowhere, laughing until he was writhing on the ground, laughing until his stomach cramped, laughing until he burst into tears, and laughing until he couldn't stop laughing, making Han Shangqi His face was about to cry but there were no tears, and he was furious.

"Shut up, shut up! Don't laugh! Stop it! It's all your stupid idea!" Han Shangqi's face flushed with powder, and Han Shangqi, who couldn't be angry, lifted up the hem of his skirt and walked away. Tumbling was even more embarrassing, he lifted his foot and kicked over, Ji Zhishu hurriedly dodged.

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you, puff, why, why are you dressed like this?" Forced to hold back a laugh, Ji Zhishu blushed from holding back, and rubbed his stomach with one hand to relieve the pain from chuckling, "Why don't I I know you still have this hobby? Not bad, you look a hundred times more beautiful in women's clothing than I did back then, and the makeup you put on yourself is still, puff, congratulations to your Han family for having another girl who is waiting to be married..."

The humiliating words stimulated Han Shangqi to wish he could turn into a ferocious beast and rush to bite the scoundrel's neck, no matter whether he is important to the second brother or not, f*cking shameless!

"Ji Zhishu, you bastard, how dare you ask me why I'm dressed like this?! It's you!"

"Me? What's none of my business?" Ji Zhishu asked innocently, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, dodging his "powder fist".

"Don't say that I inspired your womanizer personality. Many unspeakable hobbies are suppressed by the ego itself. It will happen sooner or later, so don't be afraid, admit it bravely and accept it positively. It, brother, I will rely on you in the future, I will never laugh at you again, puff, except now, let me laugh enough first hahaha──”

"You!" Han Shangqi took a few deep breaths, and tried hard to suppress the desire to kill, "How dare you forget things, you nobleman! It's not that you want me to approach Miss Xi as a woman... How dare you forget this matter?! "

"Huh?!" Ji Zhishu stopped laughing, "Oh, it seems that there is such a thing."

He finally remembered that Han Shangqi had used Han Shangqi to spy on girls playing in the water many times as an excuse to threaten him, and later said that he would teach him how to pick up girls, but he completely forgot about it after a long time, until his identity was discovered the day before yesterday— ─For the sake of safety, he had already reported this matter to Han Shangyu that day.

The man only said that he knew it, but there was nothing to say. Ji Zhishu still didn't know what this cunning fox was thinking, but it was undoubtedly much more convenient for him.

It was Han Shangqi who often came to the library to work with Han Shangyu. Before his identity was exposed, he only heard voices outside the building, so he hurried to do other things, not daring to take a step.

Concealing, hiding and hiding, if he knew that the end of pretending would be so troublesome and tiring, he immediately left handsomely, and accepted his fate to work in this world to earn money to support himself, instead of relying on others to eat and live for nothing. In debt.

After being here for so long, he should also go out and explore the world, and start a colorful and exciting road to the growth of a hero. Ah, a new generation of young heroes, he must first think of a powerful and domineering world name...

"Hey! My young master dares to distract me when I talk to you! Don't think that because my brother dotes on you, you dare to be arrogant and proud in Han's house, you are not up to that!" Han Shangqi looked at this man's expression of not knowing what to yearn for , not taking himself seriously, pointing at him and yelling at him angrily.

Pet? !

Ji Zhishu rolled his eyes after being yelled at, he didn't bother to explain his innocent relationship with his brother again and again.

How many times have I said that he is just an ordinary boy who does not provide sexual services to his brother in bed, but the structure of this strange man's head can't be twisted even if he talks about it. Ji Zhishu admitted his mistake. Before time travel, he still scolded the scriptwriter of the costume drama for being stupid He loves to spill dog's blood, so he must do a thorough study if he thinks about it.

It is really difficult to communicate the prejudice of the rich in ancient times.

"Sorry, please calm down first, so... how is it going? Didn't you get knocked out?" Ji Zhishu who asked this question was obviously lacking in tone and extremely guilty.

He made a little joke with Han Shangqi.

Of course, if you like it, you have to confess it, directly confess it face to face, or simply continue to have a secret love without regrets, or you can direct and play a hero to save the beauty and hook up.Pretending to be a woman and being a sister, once found out, you can't even be friends, and you will be called a pervert and say goodbye, and never communicate with each other forever.

My sister is intentional, and the success rate of any move is 100%. That's bullshit.

Who knew that this person actually pretended to be a woman and approached her.

Wrong!Can you blame him for being so stupid? !

"What's wrong with the three things? Don't change the subject for me!" Han Shangqi rolled up his sleeves, raised his fists, and said ferociously, "Ji Zhishu, it's all because of you bastard that I got slapped in the face, return, return... Anyway, you are dead today!"

The memory of humiliation, he was possessed and blinded, and he listened to Ji Zhishu's nonsense to do it, but he didn't expect to get a slap from the person he liked in return, and then he was molested by a blind dog on the road , mixed with shame and anger, he even forgot to go back to the inn to change back into men's clothes, and rushed back to the house in a state of desperation to find the culprit to settle the score.

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Writer's words:

Uncle, what are you doing? You can't blame anyone else.