Xiaolongnv not female

A cunning female player flashed out from behind the mountain bag.

Wang Min clicked on all statuses and asked, "PK?"

Stranger: "Hero, hero... I was just passing by!" I was discovered by the great god!Aww~ God is so scary!

Ou Yezi: "..."

Stranger: "Really! I kid you not! I was just curious... so I watched it for a while!"

(It’s more than just watching for a while! Someone is peeping from hair to tail...)

A certain person was traveling from Bashu to Chang'an, passed through the South Qinling Mountains, and saw the legendary NPC Ou Yezi at the scene transition...

oh!In fact, she wasn't sure it was Ou Yezi at first, because there were too many male players wearing "Silk Snow Feather" in the entire server!However, she saw the weapon in the man's hand - the cloud-covering dragon whip!

Isn't that golden whip the new artifact announced by the system a few days ago?Ou Yezi, the seventh-level craftsman, is the latest top-quality artifact, and its performance is 30.00% higher than that of the original No. [-] Whip in the region!

As a Xiameng player with a hobby of collecting whips, someone's yearning for Ou Yezi began from that moment!

The moment she saw Ou Yezi, she wanted to strike up a conversation, trying to create a beautiful encounter...

However, as soon as she took a step forward, she discovered that the god, he, he, had turned into a... pale yellow ice cream!

Depend on!Who has the guts to turn the god into an ice cream?

Immediately afterwards, a woman in exquisite fashion appeared next to the ice cream...=口=!

The ice cream and the woman hopped away, and someone with a twitching face sneaked up and followed them all the way to a remote pool...

Then, she was shocked to see that the great god was turned into a pink ice cream by the heroine!The great god is still jumping around beside the heroine!

Oh ~ NO! ! !God, don't do this...

Do you already have a wife?But it is clearly written on the list of master craftsmen that you are unmarried, oh~ is it your fiancée?No!Heartbroken...

Then, the great god turned into a white ice brick, and the heroine turned into a cone, and the cone and the ice brick were next to each other...

With her keen sixth sense, she was sure they were whispering!

The master continued to change, turned into a chocolate ice cream, turned into a milk ice cream... two little ice creams were close together, not knowing what they were talking about (other players couldn't see the content of the private chat).

What's the matter with all kinds of envy and jealousy and feeling so sweet?

The image of the great god is ruined by the ice cream, but it makes people feel even cuter, so what's the matter?

……

At this moment, Ou Yezi was dressed in silver-gray clothes, holding a golden whip, looking cold and handsome.

He stood by the pool, like an unattainable god...

A burst of colorful glare flashed across his body, he flicked his whip lightly, and asked, "PK?"

Someone's paws resting on the keyboard began to shake: Great God, don't make this kind of invincible mode to challenge!I'm too weak to be hurt!

"Great God! I really didn't mean it! I just worship you, well, I'm also a caster! I just saw you turned into an ice cream, so I just..."

Ou Yezi: "..."

Wang Min stepped forward and looked at her level equipment. She was only at level 40, which was indeed quite harmless: "What school are you from?"

"No family, no sect..." A certain person was afraid of being silenced, and anxiously said: "That! Great God! I just pretend I didn't see the matter of you dating your wife, don't kill me!"

Wang Min was delighted by the phrase "dating my wife", put down his guard, and said, "You also learn casting? When did you start playing?"

Someone: "Half a year ago... God, your whip is so handsome! It is the whip of my dreams! I really adore you!!!"

Ou Yezi: "Oh, have you become a teacher yet?"

Someone: "No."

Ou Yezi: "Do you want to be my apprentice?"

"..." Someone's brain was short-circuited for three seconds, and then screamed in front of the computer screen.

Ou Yezi: "?"

Someone: "Yes, yes!!" Oh my god, I'm not dreaming! !ah--!

Wang Min directly added her as a friend.

[System] Player Barley Tea has accepted your request and added you as a friend.

Barley Tea: "Master! I am worshiped by my disciples!!!"

Ou Yezi: "...Go to the city first to find an NPC for master-apprentice certification."

The two returned to the city and the authentication was completed.

"System" Player Barley Tea has paid homage to Ou Yezi as a teacher on X, X, 200X, and will be a teacher for one day and a father for life.

Barley tea took a look at the character status, and there was a brand new title: Ou Yezi's apprentice.

She shouted excitedly: "Master! I will be filial to you for the rest of my life!!!"

Ou Yezi: "Well, there is also your wife."

Barley Tea: "...Oh, and Mistress...Master, why don't you call Mistress over here together, and my apprentice will greet her too!"

Ou Yezi: "No need."

Barley tea: "..."

Ou Yezi: "I have a different status from your teacher's wife, so it's inconvenient for me to see each other for now, let's talk about it later."

Barley tea: What is the difference in status?The Hero League version of Romeo and Juliet?And what's up with this polite way of speaking?Could it be that Ou Yezi in real life is a scholarly and talented lady?

Oh~ No, my God, I will destroy my first love if you play like this!

Wang Min gave Barley Tea the basic skill book, and threw some weapons that couldn't fit in the warehouse to her.

Things that are useless to me are treasures for barley tea!She was so grateful that she burst into tears. If it was in real life, she would hug Wang Min's thigh and wipe away her tears and snot...

Ou Yezi: "Wheat." (New title)

Barley Tea: "In~~Master!"

Ou Yezi: "I'm about to go offline. Except for weekends, I'm not online at all other times. Don't talk to me then."

Barley Tea: "Eh? Usually boost leveling?"

Ou Yezi: "That's right."

Barley Tea: "(Star Eyes), Master is amazing!"

It really is a great god!You must be very busy at ordinary times, right?Start your own company?Are you rich?Hoho... I guess there are nice cars and mansions~~ Occasionally play games online, most of them are thrown to the power leveling~~Oh~~ Wonderful master! !

……

Not long after, the time came, and both Wang Min and Xiao Long went offline.

Xiao Long had a lot of fun today. After he separated from Wang Min, he went to a few dungeon groups. With the magic weapon made by Ou Yezi, and his increasingly sophisticated operation level, there are almost no strange things that can embarrass him now.While killing monsters bravely, he also gained the recognition of his teammates, which is quite gratifying.

The two walked back to the dormitory slowly along the shade of the tree, Xiao Long asked Wang Min: "Brother, what do you think the masters in the game look like?"

Wang Min: "What's it like?"

Xiao Long: "When I first played the game, I always guessed what the people in the game looked like in real life. For example, the senior, he was only in his [-]s at the time, and I thought he was very good. In my imagination, He is the tall and mighty Big Brother image."

Wang Min: "..." It doesn't match at all! ! !

Xiao Long: "Didn't he even get a trumpet called 'Guo'er' to pick on me, tsk tsk, it's too wretched!"

Wang Min: That's right.

Xiao Long: "Also, when I first met Chang Xiaotian, I thought he was the best and best person in the League of Legends!"

Wang Min: "..."

Xiao Long: "The level is high, the person is nice, and there is a super powerful tuba, wow! He exists like a god! ... He brought me to level up, and let me know a lot of masters of the West Wind School, ouch, At that time, Chang Xiaotian was like the leader of the martial arts alliance in my mind! I even joined the Beiyun School for him!"

Wang Min: "What about Yexingyun?"

Xiao Long said: "He can't, he gave me a very bad first impression, he is a bully! Later, I heard some things from my brother, and I learned that he is still a heartless person. No, no, I think he is the leader of a cult..."

Wang Min: "..."

Xiao Long said seriously: "Although I have joined a cult, my heart is still towards the West Wind Sect!"

Wang Min: "Is Jiang Fengyuhuo so powerful? Let you follow him like a believer? I think it's normal."

Xiao Long: "Hey! Think about it, there is a street in Chang'an West City where he owns a pharmacy! Qiancaotang is making a fortune every day! He is so rich!"

Wang Min: "...I am also making money."

Xiao Long: "You are different from him. He doesn't need to do anything himself to collect gold, but you have to do it yourself! Oh, I see... This is the difference between a businessman and a folk artisan!"

Wang Min was speechless. After a while, he said, "It's enough to support you. Are you despising me?"

Xiao Long: "...I didn't!" Why did this come up?

Wang Min: "Oh."

"I'm just a little curious about what kind of person he is in real life," Xiao Long looked forward to, "He can play games to such an extent, will he be even more powerful in real life?"

Wang Min: "It's okay, I make thousands of dollars every day, and it's only a few thousand yuan a month... that's all."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min: "A person like him who has time to play games often may be a person who is not doing his job properly."

"..." Wang Min felt strange today.

Wang Min: "Don't think too much about him, people on the Internet, you don't know his details, even if he makes a lot of money in the game, he may be nothing in real life."

"..." He is not a person who likes to argue, and he usually cherishes words like gold...

Wang Min: "Look, my account is usually played by others for me. Maybe the Chang Xiaotian you know is a power leveling agent, not me."

"..." There's a lot of talk today, and what's the matter with this kind of angry talk?

Wang Min said with a serious face: "It may also be just a network administrator."

"..." Chang Xiaotian is a network administrator?Not very... maybe!Oops.

Wang Min touched his nose and said, "Some people call me a great god today."

Xiao Long thought to himself, judging from Ou Yezi's level of strength, he is indeed a great master.But maybe because of being too familiar, I don't think Wang Min is very good at all.He is a high school student, at least a college student, right?

Wang Min continued: "...I accepted her as an apprentice."

Xiao Long: "Huh?"

Wang Min said: "She called me a great god and said she admired me very much."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min narrowed his eyes: "It feels good to be admired."

Xiao Long said mercilessly: "She must have been deceived by your appearance! If she knew you were a high school student! She would definitely not worship you!"

Wang Min looked at the sky: "I won't let her know."

Xiao Long: "..."

Xiao Long refused to admit defeat and said: "Last week, some people said that I can be counted as the number one female assassin of the Beiyun Sect!"

Wang Min: "..."

Xiao Long said in desperation: "In the future, it will not only be the Beiyun School, but also the number one female assassin in the whole district~~ Such a little dragon girl will be your wife~~ Isn't it very cool?"

Wang Min finally smiled, and replied softly, "Yes."

Xiao Long thought for a while, and said, "Actually, if you stop playing games, I won't play them either."

Wang Min: "Why?"

Xiao Long: "I just think it's interesting for two people to play together."

Wang Min: "Well, there's no need to envy others, as long as we have fun ourselves."

Xiao Long looked up at Huoshaoyun in the western sky, and said slowly: "When I was a low-ranking person, I really admired those masters, such as Ye Xingyun. Although I didn't like him, I still caught him calling him a dog thief when I was a rookie, you know After he became so powerful, I still feel lingering fear... But, I am not afraid of him now, Justsoso!"

"Hehe," Wang Min chuckled, "It's like this after the game is played, so in the game world, there are many people coming and going. One batch at a time, the old ones go, and the new ones come again."

Xiao Long said with emotion: "Whoever stays for a long time is a god."

Xiao Long thought to himself: Ye Xingyun and Chang Xiaotian, they have been playing for several years and are still playing, the level is full, the title is at the top, and the artifact is invincible... Jiang Fengyuhuo also knows how to get a trumpet to pass Time, but besides killing the West Wind faction, what other pursuits does Ye Xingyun have in the game world?

Oh, none of them got married in the game yet, but as long as they say something casually, the girls in the whole district can be chosen by them!The same goes for Shuodi, who plays single with Xiao Baiyun, eats enough food every day and has nothing to do, dangling around...

Online games are like a simulated world that has been accelerated - what supports them to move forward in the world?

time consuming?Bonds between friends?Or virtual feelings?

If the strength that supports them to continue playing collapses and disappears, will they choose to leave feeling disappointed, or will they stay behind?

……

The afterglow of the setting sun dragged the shadows of the two teenagers long, and they were walking waddlingly, one on the left and the other on the right.

Wang Min is also thinking about the future, about life...

Everyone has to grow up, do they still have time to play games together?If we play, can we still play together?Will the Xifeng faction and Beiyun faction, Jiang Fengyuhuo and Yexingyun be hostile for ten or twenty years, and continue to be hostile for the rest of their lives?Will the Xiameng world exist forever?

There are some things that people can't grasp, understand, or guess.

The sky is also so wide, so wide that people can't see the end and eternity.

The mind of a 16-year-old boy is so simple and thorough that you can't imagine it.

Adolescence is like spring, with occasional melancholy drizzles.But most of the time, the sky is sunny and sunny.

The phrase "dating my wife" mentioned by Barley Tea during the day made Wang Min feel confused all night.Before the end of the summer vacation, he decided to ask Xiao Long out to do something together.

But after thinking about it for a long time, they couldn't figure it out. The things they did together were so monotonous that they could be counted on one hand.

When Wang Min was hesitating, Xiao Long called him.

Xiao Long said on the phone: "Brother~~ The newspaper ordered by our family sent two swimming tickets, do you want to go with me?"