I Don't Want You To Be Responsible!

As for what!Just eat a buffet!Even made a strategy!

The paper in his hand was taken away, Lin Kai was startled, and when he looked up, he saw Gu Feng, who was sitting opposite him, standing in front of him at some point, trembling with fright.

"Mr. Gu..." blurted out such an awe-inspiring title.

Gu Feng asked him to change his words a long time ago, and he can call him Boss Gu or Brother Feng, but this guy still often uses his signature name when he is nervous-Mr. Gu!

For this, Gu Feng was already very helpless.

Are you that scary?But it's not bad to be able to suppress this guy...

Lin Kai smiled, got up and pushed Gu Feng back to his original seat, then handed him the chopsticks, pushed the plate, and picked up something delicious for him: "Boss, you eat, you eat, I took this table for you , eat slowly, I’m going to get what I want to eat now!”

After speaking, he turned around and blended into the crowd without showing his face.

Gu Feng gritted his teeth, he had nowhere to lose his temper, he couldn't help but shook his head and smiled wryly, this guy...is really funny and helpless.

Well, he can eat whatever he likes!

Lin Kai really started to eat according to the downloaded guide, what to eat first, what to eat later, the arrangement was very good.

However, there are some things that he doesn't really like to eat. He just bites the bullet and eats them because he reads that they are more expensive and can be eaten back if he eats them.

For example, this sashimi, Lin Kai couldn't eat it, and he was disgusted after taking one bite, and couldn't take a second bite.Seeing his sad face, Gu Feng couldn't help shaking his head, raised his hand and brought a plate of sashimi from Lin Kai to him, and at the same time pushed him the steak he had already cut: "Steak I'm tired of eating, you eat steak, I eat sashimi."

Lin Kai, as if he had been pardoned, pulled the plate of steak and began to feast on it. At the same time, he did not forget to comment: "Well, it's still delicious when it's cooked!"

The corners of Gu Feng's lips curled up, and he didn't move the sashimi that was moved, but moved the sashimi to the empty table behind him calmly.

Lin Kai was munching on his steak, so naturally he didn't notice his movements.

"Drink the soup..." Gu Feng couldn't help telling him when he saw that he was always eating this and that.

Lin Kai picked up a serving of bird's nest and gulped down two gulps, but before he could swallow it, he spat it out again, and he ruined the bird's nest.

Lin Kai was still choking. He coughed and coughed for a long time before he recovered, and while sticking out his tongue, he gritted his teeth and complained: "Damn, I thought the bird's nest tasted so good! Is it just the taste? It's so bad! No It’s worth the money! It’s not as good as tomato and egg soup for me!”

"Regret coming here to eat?" Gu Feng ate his food slowly, neither arrogant nor impatient, he ate two more bites of delicious food, and he didn't move his chopsticks or knife and fork for bad food. leave it alone.

Lin Kai drank a glass of fruit juice to suppress the unpleasant taste of drinking bird's nest just now, then remembered what Gu Feng asked him, shook his head, expressing that he did not regret it.

How could Gu Feng fail to see his little thoughts?Directly issue an order: "Choose something delicious to eat, mainly to eat, let's not come here next time."

Aha? !next time? !

Lin Kai's eyes widened. Isn't this the hundredth meal?After eating today, isn't it going to be liberated?Could it be that I remembered it wrong?How many meals are left?

"What's the matter?" Seeing Lin Kai's surprised look, Gu Feng asked without changing his expression.

Lin Kai was in a state of agitation. In fact, he really wanted to ask if this was the hundredth meal, but he was afraid that he would embarrass Gu Feng if he remembered it wrong, so he hesitated for a long time without asking, but just nodded. Say yes, next time I will eat somewhere else...

Does Gu Feng really not remember that this is the last meal?

of course not.

He is like a bright mirror in his heart, but he still habitually likes to tease this guy who is confused but also plays tricks on you from time to time, and is cute when he talks too much, as if it has become a kind of joy in life.

Because, Lin Kai would not resist him, at most he would make a little awkwardness, but it made him very happy every day.

"Kaizi, how many meals has this been for us? It seems to be seventy or eighty meals, right?" Gu Feng pretended not to remember clearly and asked.

Lin Kai's face froze, and he thought that you were eating seafood during the seventy or eighty meals!After eating so many meals, how could it still be seven or eighty meals? !

No matter how bad you are in mathematics, you can't count wrong, right?Is it true that I didn't remember at all?Or did you deliberately rub him a few more times?

His heart was overwhelmed, but Lin Kai's face froze for a moment at most and he soon returned to normal. He scratched the back of his head and smiled silly: "Probably... I don't remember it very clearly, then let's... just press Seventy meals, right?"

The corners of Gu Feng's lips raised slightly, and he didn't hide his happiness, knowing that this bastard was serious about him.Gu Feng smiled happily, took a tiramisu with his own hand and handed it over: "That's seventy meals, Kaizi, you can take care of it a little bit more, I'm usually too busy, so I don't remember clearly. It's a pity Just lose a little bit, and I will introduce you to the small shop you opened to take pictures, and I will take it as compensation!"

How else could it be said that Gu Feng was strategizing and winning thousands of miles?People know how to relax, slap a sweet date, let the other party suffer a small loss, and immediately let him take advantage of it again.

This is also the reason why Lin Kaiming knew that it would be a disadvantage if he invited Gu Feng to eat another [-] meals, but he didn't expose it.

If your heart is bleeding, let it bleed, you don't want your child to be caught by a wolf, you don't want a small loss to get a big deal, you don't want a small money to get a big money...

Cough cough, let's talk about these two people.

Lin Kai came back to his senses, and hurriedly thanked the Lord Long En: "Well, thank you, Boss!"

"Eat it!"

It seems that the words that Gu Feng often hangs on his lips are - eat.

This has become a habit, although Lin Kai is busy serving him before every meal, but in fact, every time it is time to eat, it is usually Gu Fengji who urges Lin Kai to eat this and that, because This guy is often distracted, or is a picky eater.

Lin Kai ate so much that his stomach was full, he rested with Gu Feng for a while, and then went to Haagen-Dazs to pick a lot of chocolate balls and brought them back to share with Gu Feng.

Gu Feng didn't have much interest in sweets, so Lin Kai happily drove it by himself.

In the time it took to answer the phone, when Gu Feng hung up the phone, Lin Kai actually ate so many chocolate balls!Hiccupping while wiping his mouth, his stomach is bulging, and he is really catching up with his "belly shape" when he was fat.

"Have you eaten all?" Gu Feng still asked uncomfortably.

Lin Kai nodded: "Yes, won't it be a waste if you don't eat it? This thing is precious."

"..." Gu Feng was speechless, and then teased his stomach, "Aren't you afraid of getting fat now?"

"Yes, I was once fat, so I still have the ability to bear the weight." Lin Kai disagreed.

"Aren't you afraid of having a stomachache?" Gu Feng's teasing turned into worry.

"It's okay, I have a bad stomach!" Lin Kai patted his stomach, searched the table, and found nothing more expensive, so he was satisfied, "Boss, are you full? If you are not full, let's sit down again." In a moment, if you want to eat, I'll get it for you."

"I'm exhausted, let's go!" How dare Gu Feng stay here?If he stayed any longer, Lin Kai might have to find something to fill his stomach. He would doubt whether Lin Kai would return to his previous fat man after this meal...

Lin Kai was pulled out of the store by Gu Feng, and looked inside with great regret.

"Get in the car!" Gu Feng ordered as he opened the door of the passenger seat.

Lin Kai had no choice but to get into the car obediently, and then started the car to send Gu Feng home.

"You spent a lot of money on this car, right?" Gu Feng asked while looking at it.

This kid is not so stingy with himself anymore, this is a new trendy model this year, and it costs a lot of money.

Lin Kai chuckled: "It's okay, it can't compare with your car, Boss."

fart!

Gu Feng gave him a disdainful look, but he didn't let it go. Since he loves flattering, let him do it!

Halfway through the car, Lin Kai's stomach growled, and he glanced at Gu Feng in embarrassment: "Boss, why don't you get out of the car and take a taxi home, I want to solve my physical problems, I can't take you home gone."

"Hold it for a while!" Gu Feng looked around, this guy doesn't go to the village or back to the store, where should he go to take a taxi?

Lin Kai had no choice but to tighten the chrysanthemum and speed up the car.

Gu Feng still didn't forget to tease: "Who told you to eat so much at once, do you understand that you are called overeating?"

"I was fine before, I don't know what happened this time..." Lin Kai did not forget to refute.

Gu Feng despised him: "Okay, I'm still poor, give me a good drive!"

Lin Kai held back before he finished speaking, and muttered in his heart: You know how to order me every time, don't you know how to drive yourself?

It seems that since he became a free driver and a handy little servant, Young Master Gu rarely drives by himself.

After sending Gu Feng back to his residence, Lin Kai was already familiar with the road, jumped out of the car and ran to the bathroom of Gu Feng's house.

Gu Feng called him to stop, and threw the bunch of keys he just took out to Lin Kai: "Hey! Kaizi, the keys!"

The door is not open yet, how can he get in? !

Lin Kai caught the key, quickly identified which one was the key to open the door, ran to the door and opened it, threw the key on the coffee table, and went straight to the bathroom.

Gu Feng closed the car door behind, followed slowly, and turned on the TV while crossing his legs on the sofa.He said he was watching TV, but he was actually thinking about what to eat next in his mind, or instructing Lin Kai to do something for him after he finished going to the toilet.

As a result, after waiting for half an hour, Lin Kai didn't come out.

Gu Feng thought of those ice cream balls that Lin Kai stuffed without restraint in the end, a flash of light flashed in front of his eyes, he hurriedly dropped the remote control, moved his two long legs off the sofa, got up and walked quickly to the door of the bathroom, knocked Knocking on the door, the voice was involuntarily nervous: "Kaizi? Are you all right?"

Don't be lazy...

Lin Kai squatted on the toilet, pinched his waist with both hands, pressed his eight fingers on his stomach, and hummed dejectedly.

"Kaizi?" Gu Feng didn't get a response, so he almost opened the door and went in.

Only then did Lin Kai reply feebly: "It's nothing... just diarrhea... a little more diarrhea will be fine..."

Hearing his voice, Gu Feng heaved a sigh of relief, folded his arms and leaned against the wall by the door, he began to scold in a strange way: "I told you not to ask you to eat so many ice cream balls, is it okay now? You are not the one who suffers?"

Lin Kai didn't forget to refute Gu Feng at this time: "I'm willing to..."

"..." Gu Feng was so angry that he almost kicked the door open, happy, happy and humming!

"Are you ready? Come out soon, I have to go to the toilet!" Gu Feng waited for a few more minutes, but this guy didn't show any signs of coming out, so he couldn't help but get nervous again.

Lin Kai had already changed his position, clasped his hands and pressed his abdomen hard, humming in pain, "I can't do it... my intestines are about to come out... my stomach hurts..."

"Then come out, I'll take you to the hospital!" Gu Feng urged.

Lin Kai worked hard for a while, and felt that there was nothing left to do, so he wiped his butt, pulled up his pants, flushed the toilet, and walked softly towards the door.

Lin Kai was still covering his stomach with one hand, bent over slightly, and his face was much paler than before, but after taking this step, he still felt a pain in his stomach, and wanted to defecate, so he had to go back again, preparing to continue squatting on the toilet.

Gu Feng was a little anxious, afraid that he would really collapse, so he didn't see anyone open the door for a long time, so he opened it and rushed in.

Just as Lin Kai unbuttoned his trouser belt, Gu Feng suddenly barged in and startled him. The bear-like boy who was weak and dying suddenly became more energetic. ? I haven't finished drawing yet..."

"Stop pulling, let's go, hurry to the hospital!" Gu Feng grabbed his arm without any explanation.

Lin Kai refused: "I'm going to pull up my pants later..."

"It's okay, this is a special situation for you, in fact, after so long, you have nothing to do, hurry up, I don't care about you if you really collapse later!" Gu Feng saw that his face was pale, Weak and sweaty, even more anxious.

He has always been a living treasure, but now he hangs his head half-deadly, and his speech is weak, isn't it worrying!

"I really don't have a conscience...you dare to ignore me...and don't think about who I am because of..." Lin Kai muttered.

Gu Feng raised his eyebrows: "What did you say?"

Obviously you are greedy and insist on overeating, who is to blame?

The two of them ate from the same store, why is he all right?

Lin Kai covered his stomach and bent over to pretend to be his grandson: "I said my stomach hurts so badly that I can't walk..."