admit [entertainment]

The Chinese New Year has no special meaning to Xiang Xun, and most of the time is spent traveling, because the old man Xiang does not value these festival etiquette, influenced by him, Xiang Xun and Xiang Wan are very casual.

But this year, he suddenly became a man with a family. Mr. Xiang doesn't value these things, but his family values ​​them. During the Chinese New Year, there will be various family gatherings in the Luo family. He has to meet relatives from all walks of life. Aunts, eight aunts, and nine uncles joined the battle. Just listening to a list of personnel, Xiang Xun's head grew big.

"No, how many brothers and sisters does your father have?" Xiang Xun heard from Luo Han's mouth, uncles for a while, aunts and uncles for a while, uncles and aunts for a while, cousins ​​and cousins ​​are all No. 30, what does this mean for a man? For those who have no relatives, it is a disaster.

Luo Han also couldn't bear it, because he was in this kind of torture when he was a child? Year after year, he knew Xiang Xun's current mood very well.

The Luo family is huge. When the old man of the Luo family was still here, he attached great importance to family etiquette. During festivals and festivals, the whole family must get together, just like the feudal family in the past, with a lot of rules.

The old man of the Luo family is not there? It will be better later, but the uncles and aunts who are close to each other will get together, and the atmosphere will be much more relaxed, but still? We must pay attention to some etiquette, first of all, we must recognize all the elders, see you Face to face to say hello.

Originally, it doesn’t matter if Xiang Xun doesn’t attend, but everyone knows that he and Luo Han are in love. Since everyone in the family knows that Luo Han has a partner, they must meet. After all, this kind of family gathering, children The object of the test is one of the compulsory exams for the elders. If there is no one that cannot be avoided, there is one that cannot be avoided.

"My father's family is the fourth oldest? There are two older brothers and one older sister, who are uncle, aunt, and uncle." Luo Han took a pen and paper to introduce to Xiang Xun, "There are two younger sisters, two younger brothers, The four of them were born to my father's stepmother, five aunts and six uncles, seven uncles and eight aunts. On average, each of them has at least two children. The children got married and had grandchildren..."

Xiang Xun: "..."

"...Also, my dad's cousins ​​are also very close to each other. Add up, there are probably [-] younger uncles and aunts. It's not a big problem if the younger generation doesn't know each other. Let's get to know the elders first. That's fine." Luo Han said while looking for a kiss to show his comfort, "It's almost there, my dad's side is almost the same, and Mr. Liang's family is also a big family, but the rules are a little less than the Luo family. , but I also have to meet and say hello, and my mother’s uncles and aunts, the number is relatively small, and everyone gets along very well, so it’s good to have a meal together.”

Xiang Xun rubbed his temples, his brain volume was seriously strained, and he was forced to do nothing. He thought of a way? He discussed with Luo Han: "You first pause for a while, I'm thinking about the time between the two of us during the Chinese New Year. Shall we first...break up?"

Luo Han: "..."

"It's not a real breakup, I shared it with your relatives..." Xiang Xun met Luo Han's cannibalistic eyes, and the more he said, the more he felt guilty, "Okay, this idea is bad, skip it."

Because of this bad idea, Xiang Xun didn't get out of bed the next day.

It’s the 29th day of the year. According to the itinerary, Xiang Xun and Luo Han have to go to the alley to see the old man, give some gifts to the neighbors, and pack up and go to Lanwan Villa in the afternoon. From this day until the seventh day of the new year, They will all be spent at the Luo family.

But because he said something wrong last night, Xiang Xun collapsed on the bed until the sun was high.

"Brother, wake up, we're running out of time, and haven't bought a gift yet." Luo Han propped his arms on the pillow, leaned over and kissed Xiang Xun.

Xiang Xun stretched out his arm and slapped his face away, "Don't seduce me, brother? I'm old, and I can't stand your tossing like this."

Luo Han smiled, grabbed his two arms and placed them on his shoulders, supported each other's legs with his two hands on his waist, and carried him to the bathroom.

"Is it okay to use pineapple and peach flavored toothpaste today?" Luo Han put one arm around Xiang Xun's waist, squeezed the toothpaste on the electric toothbrush, and waited for his father, "Shall I brush it for you?"

"If you help me, we won't be able to go out." Xiang Xun took the toothbrush and pushed Luo Han away, "Go out and rest for a while, I'll do it myself."

Some time ago, the two of them were idle at home. Luo Han turned on the mode of serving the ancestors. In the morning, he helped Xiang Xun brush his teeth and wash his face, and in the evening he helped Xiang Xun take a bath and wash his hair. , Sometimes? I have to help to go to the toilet, and I don’t tire of it all day long. Xiang Xun was almost turned into a waste by him.

Everything that needs to be tidied up is tidied up. Luo Han is alright? What can he do? Just lean against the bathroom door and watch Xiang Xun wash his face and brush his teeth. He has probably been a fan of Xiang Xun all his life, and he is happy to watch no matter what the other party does.

When the two arrived at Xiang's house, it was almost evening, and the house was a bit lively. Before they entered, they were startled by the old man's high-pitched voice.

"What the hell? You two are fine!"

"Wait." Xiang Xun stopped Luo Han at the door, listened for a while, and was sure that his older sister was dating an older buddy, and then laughed, "I think you are old Le is a dull gourd who doesn't understand, but he didn't expect his movements to be quite fast."

It's really not that Dou Le is fast, but that Xiang Wan is fast.

Recently, Director Dou has something to do? Is it okay? He likes to run to Xiang’s house. At first he really came to Xiang’s old man, but because he was afraid of the old man, he always chose to come when Xiang came home late After a while, he and Xiang Wan became acquainted, and after getting acquainted, he wanted to get acquainted with people better.

Dou Le doesn't know much about chasing girls, and he hasn't figured out what's going on with Xiang Wan. Xiang Wan has already made a move, and he confronts him quickly: "Dou Le, you are always After running to my house, keep approaching me, and tell me what you are trying to figure out, otherwise? Don't get close to me."

Dou Le groaned for a long time and said: "I, that, I think you are cute?"

"You treat me as a toy and I'm cute, but my sister is not cute, thank you." Xiang Wan folded her arms and said domineeringly, "Sister, let me be clear to you. Normally, if you deliberately approach a girl like this, it will be harmful to her." Such an attempt, either you like her, which one are you? Do you know it in your own mind, if you like me, let's try to be the same person, if not, stay away from my house as soon as possible. "

Then, Dou Le, who was not enlightened, was abruptly poked open by Xiang Wan.

It was less than a week since the two of them confirmed their relationship, so it was logically not time for them to take them home for the New Year, but Dou Le knew the old man very well, and they were already like a family, so they didn’t pay attention to these things, besides, Dou Le didn’t have a place yet. Can go, so Xiang Wan decided to bring Dou Le home.

The old father at home was dumbfounded, probably because he had a natural aversion to such creatures as directors. The old man really didn't want Xiang Wan to find a director as a partner, even though he thought Dou Le was a good kid, except for being sloppy. Nothing wrong with that.

"Yeah, we're getting better, can't we?" Xiang Wan pinched his waist and was facing old man Xiang, "Don't tell me that directors and actors are not good enough. I fall in love freely. If I get married, I get married. You put ? Accept your comments."

Old man Xiang kept the girl speechless. He has known Dou Le for a long time. Since he can accept people coming into the house, it proves that he is approved. Now, what can I say about the director? Yes, that's slapping yourself in the face.

But the old man was still not reconciled. It would be fine for his son to find an actor, and for his daughter to find a director. Co-author, he just doesn't like anyone in his life and wants to go into the family with someone, right?

The test must be tested!

"Don't just wait for something to eat when you come home, Xiang Wan, go and slaughter the chicken." Xiang Tianwen angrily assigned the girl to work.

Want to kill a chicken?Dou Le's throat rolled, he should have rushed to help Xiang Wan, but killing the chicken was too bloody, so he didn't dare.

Hearing this, Xiang Xun entered the door gloatingly, came behind Dou Le and patted him on the shoulder, encouraging him: "Don't be afraid, brother, once you close your eyes and open them, the chicken will die. It's nothing scary, don't just be dumbfounded." Hurry up and help, do you still want to enter my house?"

Dou Le trembled all over, wondering why Xiang's family had to go through the test of killing chickens, no, why did he enter Xiang's house, didn't Xiang Wan enter his Dou's house?

Seeing Dou Le tremblingly killing chickens with a knife, Xiang Xun suddenly felt balanced. It's easier to talk to someone these days. Isn't it just to meet the relatives of the partner?

But soon Xiang Xun found out in despair that this matter was really difficult. The seven aunts and eight aunts of Luo Han's family were simply fighters among relatives.It’s okay to bow down one by one and call people, but you still have to face their rounds of torture, such as how old are you this year, what do you do, how much do you earn in a year, do you plan to marry Luo Han, do you want children when you get married... and other questions, Only if you can't think of it, they won't ask.

After the question, I have to express my opinion: I’m over 30, so much older than our Xiaohan, a cameraman, can earn tens of millions a year, hurry up if you want to get married, it’s very tiring to raise a child when you’re too old.

Like Xiang Xun, who is unrestrained and unrestrained, and who is not too old or young with his father, facing the Luo family who is too tired of etiquette and superiority, and still can't walk away. a number.

"Brother, let's travel next year to celebrate the New Year." In the room at night, Luo Han hugged Xiang Xun and said, "Let's cut it first and play later. When the time comes, President Luo will naturally help us find a reason."

Other things? Xiang Xunxing may be polite, but this matter? There is no need to be polite, and he must leave next year.

It's been a good year and I've been feeling aggrieved. Fortunately, on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, Dou Le sent good news that the movie had passed the review. Only then did the haze of the seven aunts and the eight aunts be swept away, and the good mood was regained.

On this day, Xiang Xun and Luo Han left Luo's house happily. Luo Han went to attend the reunion of old classmates, and Xiang Xun was free? He went back to his home.

The gatekeeper at the gate stopped his car and asked, "Xiang Xun, where have you been without coming home for so long?"

"I went to my partner's house, what's the matter?" Xiang Xun asked.

"Are you okay? You have a postcard from a foreign country. It must have been two or three months ago. The comrades at the post office couldn't contact you. I happened to meet you. I said I'll give it to you later, but I’ve been waiting for you for a long time? If I don’t come back, I’m afraid I’ll break it, so I stuffed it in the crack of the door for you, so don’t step on it when you enter.” The uncle instructed.

Xiang Xun almost forgot about this, and hurriedly thanked him, "Master, you bothered me."

After returning home and opening the door, the postcard fell on the ground. Xiang Xun bent down to pick it up, but was suddenly attracted by the words on it, and his movements froze.

Written in English, translated into Chinese is:

Are you here? In my eyes is the most beautiful scenery, I hope you allow me to love you.

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The author has something to say:

Old man Xiang: I have been abducted by other men, and it would be good for my daughter-in-law to find a door-to-door son-in-law.