got love

1.

When Ye Qi went to cut his hair and change his style, Xia Anze accompanied him. At that time, they had just entered their sophomore year.

Xia Anze crossed his legs and flipped through the styling pictures in the hair salon. Ye Qigang was sitting on the stool with wet hair after being washed by the hair stylist.

The hair stylist flicked Ye Qi's non-mainstream-looking hair, and just about to speak, Xia Anze closed the picture book as thick as a brick with a big hand, not giving Ye Qi any room to speak , directly said: "It's all cut! Let's have a refreshing and clean look!"

The hair stylist nodded quickly, took the scissors up and down, and cut Ye Qi's bangs that covered half of his eyes.

Ye Qi, who finally walked out of the shop, became a sunny little 0.

The reason for Ye Qi's change of appearance is simple and old-fashioned.

It was nothing more than breaking up with the straight man who had been entangled for several years, ending a bad relationship, and starting a brand new life.

Xia Anze put Ye Qi's shoulders on his shoulders, asked Ye Qi to drink a cup of whole sugar plus sugar, and gave him an extra ten yuan of pearl milk tea filled with sugar, and raised his cup and shouted towards the blue sky: " New relationship! New man! Here we come!"

"Don't use us, you don't even have the old ones, how can you get the new ones." Ye Qi silently complained next to him and took a sip of milk tea, he almost didn't spit out the sweetness, his tongue seemed to be soaked in honey.

Ye Qi was speechless and wanted to scold someone, but when he turned his head, he saw a lump of bird droppings falling from the sky—Xia Anze was hit by a pile of bird droppings on the newly bought sneakers because of his noise.

Xia Anze froze for half a second, let out a horrific cry, and frantically flipped through tissues on his body.

Ye Qi was almost deaf in one ear from being yelled at. He rubbed his ear and couldn't help laughing amidst the screams. His eyes were so red and swollen from crying and hangover that he couldn't open them from laughing. A pearl He didn't catch it, and sprayed it on the bird droppings on Xia Anze's shoes.

It's still the one sprayed in the center, standing firmly and perfectly.

Bird feces inlaid with pearls, precious and unique, a design made in heaven.

Ye Qi finished laughing, and followed Xia Anze's toast and shouted: "Stay away from straight dogs!"

This time, no new bird shit fell, but a few years after Ye Qi made this declaration, another straight man fell from the sky and hit Ye Qi squarely.

2.

In his first year of research, Xia Anze was finally about to end his maternal solo, and got together with a junior called Su Xinglan.

Ye Qi suspected that Su Xinglan's brain was not very good. Some time ago, Su Xinglan asked him when he met, "Senior Ye Qi wants to hit me?"

How does he feel that Su Xinglan feels something is wrong? This may be the legendary straight man with PTSD, but Xia Anze likes it, and he can't help it. Those two people are still in an ambiguous period, hanging out every day, and Peng Lian finally met himself. The real son of heaven, only Ye Qi was left lonely and cold.

Then when I was wandering alone, I was pulled by the drama club to join the head rehearsal and move.

Ye Qi was willing to help others, thinking that it would be okay to walk around and fix a spot, so he readily agreed, until he was pulled backstage and forcibly stripped off his shirt, and stuffed an extremely luxurious French court dress in his hand, did he realize that Something is not right.

"Wait! Wait..." Ye Qilian took a few steps back, "Didn't you say it's easy to move!"

"Yes!" The big brother who pulled him over to help replied naturally: "But the dress is too big, we can't see the real effect without wearing it, and we can't adjust the distance, Xiaoye, you can do it!"

"..." Ye Qi glanced at the skirt in his hand, struggled and said, "Why don't I call Lianlian and ask him to come?"

Another little brother next to him heard it, turned his head and said, "Lianlian went out, wearing a very cute little dress, and said she was going on a date."

A dead fellow is not a poor fellow, Ye Qi continued to use the shield: "Then Xiao Zeze is not bad..."

The little brother who just said that Peng Lian had gone out continued to answer: "Xiao Ze is also on a date, don't struggle, you are here, this opportunity belongs to you!"

When Ye Qi was pushed into the locker room, there was only one last question left: "Excuse me, are you a human GPS?"

3.

The little brother is right, it’s all here, since you can’t resist, why not enjoy it to your heart’s content!

Ye Qi had already convinced himself when he came out after changing clothes, even if he was pressed in front of the dressing table and put on a wig for styling, he didn't have any thoughts of resistance. Later, after the whole styling was done, he even had fun and took hundreds of pictures of himself He took a selfie and asked someone to help him take a video. Ye Qi held up the hem of the skirt and spun it around, and then sent it to Peng Lian, showing off, "Look at the skirt, doesn't it look good?"

Peng Lian was inevitably attracted by the skirt during a date with her boyfriend, and replied droolingly: "It looks good..."

Ye Qi's heart was terribly big. After being praised, he was so happy that he went to the stage with his skirt lifted.

Afterwards, the two brothers looked at each other, and said at the same time, "Is this the charm of the dress..."

4.

Ye Qi followed the instructions to finish the position, his back was sweating, but when he stepped off the stage, he was stopped by a stranger.

Ye Qi didn't know the person who was blocking him.

Fang Guang is a handsome guy in terms of appearance, with sword eyebrows back, high nose bridge, naturally upturned mouth corners, wearing a long windbreaker, a bit like a gentle scum in a novel.

Ye Qi was very sure that he had never even met the other party, so he tilted his head to express his doubts.

"My name is Jian Mingzhe, and I'm a freshman." The other party bowed gracefully, supported Ye Qi's arm and led him down the stairs, and asked, "Sister, can I add your WeChat?"

Ye Qi: "..."

Grass, stupid again | Straight man!

Ye Qi didn't want to say anything more, so he turned around and left.

Jian Mingzhe was not shocked at all, and kept following Ye Qi, "Senior sister, don't walk so fast, be careful of falling."

After speaking, he went on to say: "But it doesn't matter if you fall, I will put my senior into my arms~"

Ye Qi thought to himself: Nantah University is failing, why has everyone been recruited.

Jian Mingzhe said: "I have no other intentions. I just fell in love with my senior at first sight. You are the lover of my dreams. But we can start as friends. I can wait until my senior promises me."

After Ye Qi heard the words "Lover of Dreams", he slammed on the brakes and turned to look at Jian Mingzhe.

Jian Mingzhe thought there was something going on, so he quickly took out his phone and opened WeChat, "Should I scan you or you scan me?"

Ye Qi smiled gently at Jian Mingzhe, making Jian Mingzhe dizzy from the laughter.

Ye Qi thought to himself: Then I will show you, the big baby of your dream lover.

He lifted up the hem of his skirt with difficulty, revealing his boxer underwear with a big eagle printed on it, and straightened his waist towards Jian Mingzhe: "My child, I am a man."

Jian Mingzhe: "..."