got love

1.

Peng Lian downloaded a gay dating software that is very popular on the Internet.

The reason why this dating software is more popular than other dating software is because its management is stricter than other software.

User registration must require real-name authentication, and a nickname can be filled in, but there is still a real name column that cannot be hidden and will be announced directly to the public.

The avatar can be used by the system or uploaded by yourself, but if a portrait is involved, you must use your own photo regardless of whether you show your face or not.

Moreover, there will be someone who will conduct a special review. If the picture is judged to be excessive or not personal, the avatar will be automatically replaced with the photo that comes with the system. After verifying the situation, those who do not pass the statement will be warned once. After hearing the second warning If you still do not change it, the account will be directly banned and pulled into the blacklist, and you will no longer be able to register again.

This kind of approach is a bit unreasonable, but it guarantees the rights and interests of users to the maximum extent, and there will be no situation where cheating gays come to date people for sex - after all, when this platform does real-name authentication, even the personal page of the account book must be uploaded , married people will not only be rejected, but their names will also be posted on the toolbar by big-character posters.

Under this kind of scrutiny, those who still dare to swagger and register an account are almost all true comrades who are out of the closet and are not afraid of being discovered.

Originally, Peng Lian wanted to recommend Xia Anze and Ye Qi to register, but Xia Anze had already had a primary school boy watching over him, and Ye Qi would rather go to see a few more friends than make a friend on the Internet. A small Huangwen and a small Huangman, he had no choice but to download it alone, and register an account alone.

2.

Although Peng Lian really wanted to make friends, but he looked at the macho man, he was actually a cute little girl with less guts than the eye of a needle, and he was a bit paranoid about being persecuted. Stealing pictures to deceive people or something, after registering an account, I fell into contemplation looking at the avatar.

Peng Lian is a 0, and a 0 who is very confident in his appearance and figure. His self-esteem does not allow him to use a photo other than himself as the profile picture on this type of software, so he simply took a selfie in the mirror wearing a vest A picture of muscles.

His muscle lines are very smooth, not too stiff, and not too exaggerated to make people feel uncomfortable. They are just the right size, and his chest muscles are also very charming. They are tightened on the tight vest and arched in a smooth arc.

After Peng Lian finished filming, he sent it to his, Ye Qi, and Xia Anze's common WeChat group. Xia Anze and Ye Qi, two Internet addiction kings, replied within a second, and sent dozens of ellipsis together to refresh the screen.

Peng Lian replied:?

Xia Anze sent several more SOS emojis, and the chat box turned red, almost blinding Peng Lian's eyes.

Ye Qi was more direct, and said mercilessly: Sooner or later, I will cut your vests to pieces! !

Xia Anze stopped SOS immediately, and said gloatingly: You wanted to have a room with Lianlian back then, didn't you just fancy Lianlian's strong muscles under the vest?

Ye Qi's black history was exposed again, so he could only frantically brush his face impotently and furiously.

Xia Anze was in the group hahaha. Originally, this was also Peng Lian's black history, but he couldn't help himself because of Xia Anze's harassment, so he followed in the group hahaha.

Ye Qi: ...

Ye Qi replied silently: I didn't know that was at the time, this idiot's muscles were all made from drinking protein powder, in fact, I can hit ten ripples by myself.

Peng Lian couldn't come out immediately, Jiao Didi's little heart was hurt by Ye Qi's poking pain, and she replied in the group: Hey.

Xia Anze replied earnestly: Lianlian, you should stop using this photo as your profile picture.

Peng Lian asked: Why?

Xia Anze said: In this way, you will meet countless Ye Qis.

Ye Qi was still incompetent and furious: Xia Anze, you can shut up, ok?

Peng Lian hesitated for a moment, but replied: I'll try it first, what if someone likes Muscle 0?

Ye Qi and Xia Anze synchronized again: ...

3.

In the end, Peng Lian still used that selfie as his profile picture, but he also felt that what Xia Anze said made sense. After all, he was always regarded as 1 by others, so he decided to add some small elements to this simple picture of a hunk.

He himself is a boy with a very girlish heart. He immediately opened the photoshop software and superimposed a pink and tender filter on his photo, added pink lace, and pasted some cute animals on it. .

Peng Lian looked at the finished picture after finishing the P, and thought it was so cute. If he was 1, he would definitely fall in love with such a cute little 0 like himself!

After uploading the avatar with confidence, Peng Lian walked around on the community sharing platform in the software according to the positioning distance. After learning about everyone's sharing content, he followed suit and posted a large picture of his avatar to the community.

4.

I don't know if the dating software is too popular or the effect of Peng Lian's muscle photos is too immediate. It took less than half an hour for the photos to be sent, and Peng Lian's inbox exploded.

Peng Lian received 790 messages saying hello, 0 of which were 1 other [-]s calling his brother for acquaintance, and the remaining one was [-] calling his brother and asking which gym he trained his muscles so fiercely.

Peng Lian: ...

Peng Lian was speechless, Peng Lian wanted to cry, Peng Lian thought that Ozawa was right.

He opened the inbox and slid all the way down, hoping for a miracle to happen, but there were so many inboxes that he could not see the end, and he admired all kinds of photos of his sisters.

Those stretching their legs in the bathtub, those with their collarbones exposed, those lying on the bed with a towel covered on their buttocks...etc.

Peng Lian couldn't help thinking: So this is 0, but sister, let's put on some clothes!

5.

Peng Lian felt that this dating app was a dating app on other people's mobile phones, but on his mobile phone it became an app dedicated to advertising gyms and protein powder.

Every day, he weeps at the news on the dating software, thinking: I don’t want to be 0’s brother, and I don’t want to be 1’s brother, hooo.

Peng Lian was completely sure that it was his muscular macho selfie that made a mistake. After being bombarded by the same news for several days, he finally found one day and changed into his most gorgeous little skirt—a palace-style skirt , the one adorned with pearls and lace, and took a brand new photo in front of the mirror as a head portrait, but it was also faceless.

But after the change, the messy news came even more fiercely.

No one knows where 0 came from, swarming like crazy, and the overwhelming news is: brother!I can do skirts!Fuck me in a skirt!

Or: brother!I also have a hobby of women's clothing. It's rare to meet a woman who is so fierce, can we have a hair together in a small skirt?

Of course, the 1% of [-] also arrived as expected: Brother, you can play, so this kind of dress is popular now, is the skirt comfortable to wear?Recommend?

Peng Lian, who transformed from a gym plus protein powder promoter into a small skirt recommender: Huh.

6.

But no matter what Peng Lian did, he just couldn't get rid of the curse of being regarded as 1.

Don't muscular men deserve happiness? !Peng Lian thought: Although I have muscles, I am not a hunk, and I also want to be loved by my brother, huh.

After two weeks like this, Peng Lian finally couldn't stand all kinds of bad things in private messages. On the day he decided to uninstall, he received a new message.