Bitter Meat Raiders

Diao He walked out of the fitting room with one hand buttoned on his neckline, put on his glasses, and his vision returned to clarity.He didn't intend to pay attention to the shopping guide who praised him too much, trying to find a figure.

"Yo," someone behind him suddenly said, the sarcasm in his tone was undisguised, "Are you looking for a girlfriend?"

Diao He didn't show any surprise when he saw Fang Yunfei, even after many years of reunion.

If Fang Yunfei hadn't dated this person for a period of time when he was young and ignorant, and had seen the person who could be regarded as "expressive", he would have wondered if the person really didn't know how to exercise his facial muscles.

"It's my sister." Diao He looked at Fang Yunfei and said seriously.

"Cheng Chengcheng, your 'sister' was still on the phone happily just now, and she probably will be here soon."

These days there are so many younger sisters, who knows what the relationship is.

Diao He ignored the other party's ambiguity and stood there quietly waiting.

It is estimated that the time has not passed ten seconds, and I saw a girl wearing stiletto heels rushing towards her madly:

"Brother! I have an appointment with my friend to eat together, so I won't eat vegetarian food with you!" He said and took out a card from his bag, "I think your clothes fit you well, so just wear them and change them back. What a hassle, I'll throw the old clothes back at my parents, you can find a place to eat and go home after dinner!"

Then he hurried away with three shopping bags in one hand, leaving Diao He, who hadn't realized what happened, looking at each other with the bank.bank.card.

Fang Yunfei, who watched the whole process by the side, couldn't help laughing, "It's just right, we haven't seen each other for a long time, why don't we have a meal together?"

"it is good."

restaurant.

In theory, embarrassment is inevitable when an ex reunites.It is inevitable that I want to prove to the other party that "I am doing well without you" or "I have not loved you for a long time".

However, this kind of thing didn't happen to Diao He and Fang Yunfei. Adhering to the principle of "don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep", they were quietly and harmoniously cutting their own steaks there.

Diao He swiped through several options on the system interface, one of which was "disgusting for all meat".This option is divided into many levels. The lower level is "don't like meat", and the more serious one is "uncontrollable nausea and vomiting when smelling meat food".

The system is a very magical existence, and Diao He has never been able to understand how it works.As long as you flip a switch, your brain thinks it is a "wonderful food smell" one second, and it can become a "disgusting smell" the next second.

Diao He has been on the switch for a long time. In the eyes of his family, he has always been in the state of "vegetarian". However, he went to the hospital for an examination and found no problem, so he was allowed to become a vegetarian.

Of course Fang Yunfei didn't know all this.

Diao He still chose to turn off the switch when eating, and enjoy the food, after all, he should cherish the fruits of the chef's labor.What's more, once you start the strategy, I'm afraid you will suffer some guilt, so it's understandable to reward yourself a little bit.

The result of greedy enjoyment is that when the switch of "dislike meat-high grade" is turned on again, the taste of steak diffuses in Diaohe's nasal cavity, mouth and throat, bringing an unprecedented nausea.For a while, Diao He vomited so heartbreakingly that he couldn't even breathe properly.

Standing softly on the edge of the sink, he carefully rinsed his mouth, then washed his face with cold water, and managed to wake himself up.Throwing two mints into his mouth, he was chewing, when he put on his glasses, he turned around and saw Fang Yunfei leaning against the door of the bathroom with a dark face.

That's right, even if it's a private room, I'm afraid the sound would be too low if I vomited like that just now, and no matter how good the sound insulation effect is, it would be in vain.

"Dining with me, does that make you sick?"

Diao He did not explain.Approaching, the jaws of the tiger imprisoned the opponent's chin, Fang Yunfei hadn't realized what happened, the smell of mints was already close at hand.

The tip of the noses of the two people got closer and closer. After all, the glasses were in the way, Diao He turned his head slightly, Fang Yunfei didn't know whether to cooperate or feel embarrassed, and closed his eyes cooperatively.

"I'm afraid you will dislike it," Diao He crushed the remaining half of the hard candy between his teeth, "Forget it..."

Fang Yunfei didn't know when his back was against the wall, and the person who was "full of attack power" just now seemed to be leaning on his body in an exhausted manner:

"It's my own body problem, don't think too much about it."

Unsurprisingly, being pushed away abruptly, Diao He staggered and stabilized his figure.

After being dragged around the streets for a whole day, trying on countless sets of clothes, and generally not being able to eat a few bites of food, he is really a little tired.

Fang Yunfei couldn't say anything, he was the one who spoke angrily, he was the one who was pressed against the wall, and most importantly, he was the one who closed his eyes on his own initiative.Now it seems like I have no more feelings left, so it's unnecessary.

(Fang Yunfei felt unilaterally) The awkward atmosphere lasted until the two were about to part.

After struggling for a while, Fang Yunfei took the initiative to ask Diao He for his WeChat account.If there is no contact on the Internet these days, who knows how long it will take to meet again in reality.

Then Diao He also realized his embarrassing situation - because it was a new dress he tried on before, no mobile phone, no key, no cash, and only a bank card on him.

I can only ask Fang Yunfei to stay overnight at Fang Yunfei's house.

Speechless all the way.

The moment Fang Yunfei opened the door, Diao He smelled the fragrant smell of stewed meat.

This is undoubtedly fatal to the current Diao He.

All he could vomit was the mineral water he drank in the car before, as well as his own bile.The sudden "stimulation" was completely beyond Diao He's expectation. He didn't know whether he could bear it, but felt that his arms holding the sink were trembling uncontrollably.

"What the hell is going on with you! Don't scare me, I'll tell you!"

With Fang Yunfei's support, he barely stood still, "It's okay... I just can't smell the smell of meat..."

In fact, this is not a difficult thing to understand.Fang Yunfei's colleague was pregnant before, and for a few weeks, he vomited non-stop when he smelled a little meat.

Naturally, he would not think that Diao He could have something to do with pregnancy, but now is not the time to study the cause, the most important thing is to solve the problem quickly.

"Come on, here's the mouthwash, you use it first, I'll go out to ventilate you, I'm making some porridge for you, wait for me! Can you stand on your own?!"

"Well, please excuse me."

After a while of jumping around, I finally settled down.Diao He drank the porridge unhurriedly, unaware that Fang Yunfei was staring at him nervously.

"That... I have a hot spring egg made at noon, can you eat it?"

Diao He nodded, and just about to reach out to take it, Fang Yunfei nervously squeezed the egg into his arms, "Are you—are you sure you're okay? It's half meaty anyway, so I won't vomit again... Let me tell you I'm not I feel sorry for the eggs, you don't know how uncomfortable the sound is when you vomit, I feel my stomach hurts when I hear it."

"It's okay," Diao He smiled, "give it to me."

Fang Yunfei was a little taken aback by this smile.

Diao He has no expression most of the time, so it always makes people feel cold.However, as long as he smiles, even if there is only a little smile, it gives people a very gentle feeling.

Fang Yunfei managed to develop some resistance to Diao He's smile before, but it has long since disappeared after a few years, so he passed the egg over foolishly.

Then he conjured up a small bottle of pickles out of nowhere, "Hey, what, it's boring to eat eggs dry. I pickled the pickles myself. It's a little bit spicy. Can you... can you eat it?"

Diao He silently turned on the switches of "Accept all food made by 'Fang Yunfei (Target)'" and "Do not accept all food made by others - low level (dislike only)".

"It's edible," Diao He took the bottle, "As long as it's made by you, there's nothing wrong with it."

Fang Yunfei didn't know what evil he had done, but under Diao He's coercion and temptation, he ran to the kitchen to make him a vinaigrette salad.After bringing it to the house, he turned back to the kitchen, sealed the meat that he had just stewed and hadn't tasted a bite like handling rotten eggs, and put it in the deepest part of the refrigerator. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and put away the bowl Chopsticks come.

There was only a small bowl of salad, and Diao He finished it quickly.He walked into the kitchen and hugged Fang Yunfei from behind, biting Fang Yunfei's earlobe like a prank.

He clearly felt the muscles of the person in front of him stiffen, "Don't make trouble."

Diao He really let go of his mouth obediently, and said while blowing into Fang Yunfei's ear, "Yunfei, you know, I feel like I haven't eaten like this for a long time."

Fang Yunfei's ears are very sensitive, and he was very itchy when he was blown, so he hid in such a large area, and finally hid in Diao He's arms, but he said unforgivingly, "You didn't eat before What do you live on, do you use love to generate electricity?"

"It's more like energy intake, to keep you from dying, protein powder, boiled broccoli, some eggs or dairy products, and occasionally some vegetable soup..."

"None of them taste good."

The last sentence has a bit of grievance in it.

Fang Yunfei slapped the opponent's hand, listened to the "recipe" in the opponent's mouth, and saw the scene of the fitness freak in his circle of friends ruining food vividly.

Turning around to look at it seriously, it really can be called a perfect figure.

He has always felt that it is nothing to control his diet. Although food is always the number one priority in his life, he has his own life, so there is nothing to criticize.

But Diao He is already an eating disorder, right?I never heard of that person throwing up when he smells meat in order to gain muscle and lose fat.

So Fang Yunfei expressed the seriousness of the situation to Diao He with a serious face.

"Eating disorder? No, I just think that drinking protein. Powder tastes the same as drinking big row soup, so I just choose protein. Powder."

"You think I'll believe it? Can protein powder and bone broth taste the same?"

"If you come to make it, it will naturally be different. Do you want to make bone soup for me tomorrow?"

What kind of jumping thinking is this?Fang Yunfei was speechless.

"Forget about tomorrow," Diao He stretched out his hand under Fang Yunfei, "That's all, don't think about pork rib soup."

Then he rubbed his hand restlessly twice, then took it back, "I'll go down and buy a set."

Hold……

Damn Diao He has grown up with this thing, I haven't owed it so much before.

He didn't believe that Diao He didn't react at all, and he could go downstairs to buy a set with a serious face.

People clerk?

But Fang Yunfei soon realized that it was not a matter of people doing things, but——

man doing his problems.

"Fuck..." Fang Yunfei complained.

Damn, the days are over.

At this moment, Diao He was pressing Fang Yunfei's waist, and found that his hard work actually led to an increase in favorability.

Hearing Fang Yunfei's mumbling, he knew that the other party was complaining, so he pretended to hear it wrong.

"Since you've asked for that," Diao He patted the other party's waist, "Then I'll naturally respond to every request."