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Xiaomao jumped up, sat on the Gyarados' body, and touched its steel-hard scales: "It's all up to you, Gyarados, to win the final victory."

Ayun has already stepped on the hard shell of the water arrow turtle, leaned forward, and raised his voice: "Okay, then we will start the competition, the second round that will determine the final winner! Be careful, you may fall off the elf It will also be judged to lose the game.”

There is so much nonsense, Chaomeng sneered loudly.

Ayun's eyes turned to it, and his face sank, obviously very unhappy. Before he could speak, he heard his younger brother Ada shout: "Hey, let's talk about it first, you can't just shoot that weird little elf! Use It's a foul to use superpowers to help out!"

The big taboo in the trainer competition is cheating and making small moves, especially the taboo of third-party elves secretly helping.Complying with the rules of the game is every elf trainer's respect for their opponents, as well as their respect for the results of their hard work.

"Ada, don't talk nonsense." This made it clear that he didn't believe in other people's character, and Ayun's anger was greatly relieved. On the contrary, he felt a little guilty, looked directly at Xiaomao and apologized, "I'm very sorry, my brother is too rude. I'm sensible."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter." Xiaomao said immediately that he didn't mind, but he was not sure whether Chaomeng would care. He looked up at the other party and saw that Chaomeng was just the old god with his eyes closed Dozing off didn't break the established fact that he was not his own elf.

Ada saw that her sister was really angry, and her heart trembled. She quickly lowered her head and dared not speak. After waiting for a while, seeing that she didn't pursue it any further, she obediently took out the starting gun from her pocket: "Then, the competition officially begins."

With a "bang", the Gyarados and Blastoise roared at the same time and swam towards the distant flag.

Xiaomao finally understood what Ayun meant by telling him to keep his balance and never fall off. In the past, he rode the Gyarados on the way of traveling leisurely, so he didn't feel too much pressure. bumpy.

However, when the Gyarados was advancing rapidly, it used its strong body to break away from the impact brought by the waves, coupled with the tumbling of the waves themselves, making Xiao Mao feel as uncomfortable as lying on it .

Xiaomao opened his mouth and almost spat it out, and grabbed the bulge on the scales of the Gyarados. Seeing that the two elves were walking side by side, they were almost approaching the flag, so he hurriedly shouted: "Come closer, hurry up, and seize the waterway in the inner circle!" .”

The two elves are not small in size, especially the Gyarados, which occupies twice the sea surface area of ​​the Blastoise. At this time, the difference between the two sides is not big. In this case, whether the competition for the inner circle can be successfully determined will determine the final victory of the champion. Ownership.

But he understands this simple truth. Ayun, who has had countless times of surfing competition experience, is not a fool, so he immediately directed the water arrow turtle and said: "Let's come too, don't lose to it!"

So as a matter of course, the Gyarados and Blastoise rushed forward at full speed while slamming their bodies back and forth at each other. Xiao Mao, who was already feeling uncomfortable, hurriedly hugged the Gyarados even tighter: "Roll it up with your tail and shake it!" To the sky!"

"Despicable!" Ayun only had time to shout a word, and felt that the soles of his feet were empty, and the barrel of Blastoise was firmly surrounded by a long spiked tail, and his whole body was overturned.

Ayun had stepped on its tortoise shell, but at this time her soles were empty and she fell into the sea. She opened her mouth wide to accuse Xiaomao of his speculation, and was immediately swallowed down by the salty sea water.

"This is called making reasonable use of loopholes in the rules." Xiaomao blinked at her, and instead of rushing around the flag to win the game, he patted the Tyrannosaurus on the back to signal it to stop, and faced him in the sea. The thumping Ayun stretched out his right hand, "The winner has been decided?"

Ayun said just now that the trainer would lose if he fell off the elf, so he couldn't change his words at this time, and said angrily: "We should compete with the elf's speed in the sea, not whose training. Home is more able to take advantage of loopholes."

Xiaomao blinked and acted quite innocently: "But, is instructing the elves to bump into each other count as a competition of speed?"

He also almost lost his balance and fell into the water just now, all because Ayun's water arrow turtle directly hit the Gyarados with its body first without the slightest hesitation, and he could only counterattack passively at best.In fact, if he hadn't been prepared to hug the Gyarados firmly, there would be someone else who fell into the sea and became a drowned chicken.

Xiaomao respects the rules, and under normal circumstances he is not willing to do anything that violates the rules, because even in an aboveboard contest, he still has the confidence to win the game, but since the opponent decides to lick him first, he will definitely not Will be stingy to fight back.

Ayun snorted angrily, but still took his hand and climbed up on the back of the Gyarados, muttering: "Okay, I was wrong first, I lost this round."

"It was you who lost." Before Xiaomao said anything, someone above his head had already quit. Chaomeng looked at her with a sneer, flicking his long tail, and made up for it with a knife, "Stupid human being."

The muscles on Ayun's face trembled violently, and he turned his head to take a deep look at Xiaomao: "It's the first time I've seen an elf who can speak human language—but it's not important, I just want to ask, in God's eyes Ao Dalu, are all elves of this type like this, or is this one you raised crippled?"

How to say it? This is, it is simply poking someone's foot.Xiaomao rolled his eyes in his heart, and said calmly: "It should be said that its entire race is like this."

He has always felt that the reason why Chaomeng has become neurotic, immoral, glamorous and noble, and retaliates against society is largely because it is the only individual in its race, and it lacks love since childhood, let alone It is said that he was used by his mother Sakagi later, causing the child to become disabled, and such a character defect may be difficult to reverse.

Ayun had an expression of "so that's the case", and seemed to think that the answer was acceptable, so he whispered: "Well, I think you'd better be careful, it looks weird, I've never seen it before An elf with such an annoying personality—if I were you, after collecting the seventh elf, I would immediately send it back to the research institute."

For Chaomeng, a super beast who can easily read the thoughts in people's minds, although Ayun paid attention to lowering his voice when he said this sentence, in its ears, it was not too different from a thunderstorm on the ground. big difference.

So Chaomeng was naturally angry.

Xiaomao had always believed that the level of Chaomeng's anger value was only affected by the strength of the tail on his head, but this time, Chaomeng told him with practical actions that it is extremely stupid to provoke a super beast at will. Behavior.

Ibrahimovic can learn a ghost-type skill called "Shadow Ball" through the training of the trainer. Its function is to shoot a dark ball at the opponent, and there is a certain chance that the opponent's special defense ability will be reduced.

——But it is also a shadow ball skill, the feeling of being used by Ibrahimovic is completely different from the feeling of being used by Mewtwo. Xiaomao watched the basketball-sized black ball with flickering arcs projected into the blue sea, causing overwhelming excitement. Splashes of water and thunder and explosions in his ears gave him a strong sense of unreality and dizziness.

Xiaomao raised his hand to support his forehead, supported Ayun who was stunned by fright, and directed the tyrannosaurus to quickly return to the shore, and couldn't help but look back at the stormy waves behind him.

——Could it be that he has been mistaken all along, that this is not the world of elves, but a hybrid world of elves + Dragon Ball Z?This cat-like elf in front of me is actually Frieza's fourth transformation?

Xiaomao stroked his chin thoughtfully, but if he only looked at the tail, it seemed that they were really similar.

Considering that Xiaomao has not yet obtained the badge, Chaomeng did not destroy the Xiagan Gymnasium, but vented all his anger in the innocent sea area. More than a dozen shadow balls were sent out at the same time, disturbing the entire sea area.

Water elves with rings in their eyes and in a coma state all surfaced. These innocent pond fish were bruised and unable to recover in a short time.

Xiaomao thinks that he can take the opportunity to subdue two or three pretty good elves, but unfortunately, under the current situation, none of them are the enemies of Chaomeng, and he has no way of distinguishing which one has the better combat effectiveness.

What a pity, what a pity.Xiaomao blinked, and after the Gyarados landed successfully, he patted the dumbfounded Ayun on the shoulder: "Are you all right, you drank so much seawater just now, do you need to see a doctor?"

"Is this really your little elf? Its fighting power is so terrifying!" Ayun pointed at Chaomeng who was still throwing shadow balls everywhere as if he didn't want money, with an unbelievable expression on his face, "I have never seen such a scary little elf. elf..."

There are too many elves you haven't seen before, Xiaomao spread his hands, expressing himself euphemistically: "I'm very sorry about this, Chao...Dream No. [-] interrupted our game."

"Oh, oh..." Ayun woke up like a dream, and took out a pink cherry blossom-shaped petal from his pocket and handed it over, "No, this game should be regarded as your victory, this is the victory of the Xiagan Gymnasium The symbol of the Cherry Blossom badge, I gave it to you, please take good care of it.”

Xiaomao took it over and thanked him, feeling quite puzzled. It’s not like he didn’t say something more suffocating than this. Chaomeng has now learned to pretend that he didn’t hear it, and he knows how to deal with bleak people. The elf was born, I don't know why, the reaction this time is so big?