Pokemon face paralyzed god

Oki Shigeru sat on the sofa and waited quietly. He was wearing a gray, white and light blue sportswear today, and his slightly long brown hair was tied up with a headband of the same color.His face is handsome and peaceful, and his whole body naturally exudes a quiet and peaceful aura.

The loose clothes on his chest were slightly bulging abnormally, shaking slightly, and a silver-white head emerged from the neckline.

"Bouyi~" Ibrahimovic shook his long furry ears, tilted his head and looked at him suspiciously.

Xiaomao rubbed the top of its head affectionately, and explained softly: "Wait a minute, Ibrahimovic, we don't need to worry." His special training this year was on the No. [-] road from Zhenxin Town to Viridian City I am very familiar with the surrounding scenery, and I can arrive in Tokiwa City in a few hours, so I don’t need to rush to start.

Dr. Oki strolled in from the back of the research institute, and was surprised to see him still sitting on the sofa: "Xiao Mao, are you still leaving?"

Because he had already given Charmander to his grandson before, Dr. Oki did not prepare the initial elf for him when he was ten years old.

Xiaomao stood up from the sofa and nodded to him: "I want to see what kind of initial elves will be chosen by the trainers starting from Zhenxin Town this time."

——even to see if Xiaozhi, that sloppy ghost, is really stupid enough to oversleep even when he came to collect the elves.

At eight o'clock when it was agreed to collect the elves, two other trainers who had reached the age in the same town knocked on the door and walked in together. Xiaomao glanced behind him, but he did not see the third elf that should have existed. figure.

Xiaomao secretly sighed in his heart, the selection of the initial elf might affect a trainer's life development, and that idiot was still late.

When he met the day before yesterday, he obviously told Xiaozhi that he must arrive on time and choose the elf that suits him. Xiaozhi promised at the time that he would not wait for a fight, but seeing this situation, he turned around and forgot.

Anyway, it's ridiculous that such a person still has the nerve to call himself his fateful opponent.Xiaomao was a little disappointed, and he was not in the mood to see which elf these two peers chose. After a little nod, he planned to leave directly.

"That...Xiao Mou-kun, please wait a moment, okay?" Chiyoko shyly lowered her head and stared at her own toes to stop him, her voice was soft as a mosquito, "I am the number one Leaving Zhenxin Town for the first time, I feel very uneasy, hoping to travel with Xiao Maojun, who has rich experience."

There are three men and one woman in the trainers starting from Zhenxin Town this year. Except for Chiyoko Xiaozhi, the last boy is Naoki. At this time, he looked at Xiaomao with a bit of a bad look.

Chiyoko is the most beautiful and lovely girl in Zhenxin Town, with blond waist-length hair and clear water eyes that are as blue as the blue sky. Every time she appears outside, there will be a bunch of little boys with red eyes shining behind her buttocks.

Even as an otaku with a stagnant heart, Xiaomao couldn't help but look at her more, and sighed in his heart. Although he didn't have dirty intentions, if he was accompanied by such a little beauty during the trip, it would be just pleasing to the eye. They've earned enough money.

But it's a pity, nerds are usually used to looking up to the goddess instead of touching the goddess, and the qualified goddess in Xiaomao's mind should be a mature big sister who is around 25 years old.

A brief moment of silence for his picky taste, Xiaomao politely declined: "You are too much, I don't have much experience in wild life, and before officially starting the trip, I want to do a hard job in the wild first. Special training will take a long time."

He pointed at Zhishu who kept staring at him, and temporarily acted as a difficult task of a pimp: "I heard that Mr. Zhishu has been accompanying his father in logging work, and I believe that his ability to survive in the wild is much better than mine. Woolen cloth."

Good brother, enough loyalty!Naoki's gaze immediately turned 180 degrees when he looked over, full of gratitude, and he was short of a loving hug.

Xiaomao felt that black lines began to grow on his forehead again. Why has he rarely seen completely normal people since he came to this ghost place?

Alas, this is the trouble of ten-year-old boys and girls, I am really old.Xiao Mao, who was full of melancholy, didn't care about Chiyoko's weeping expression, and changed the subject lightly: "Don't you choose your own initial elf? That would be bad."

After his reminder, both Chiyoko and Naoki came to their senses, and they came to the elf machine together. There were only two elf balls inside, with the words "Jenny Turtle" and "Frog Seed" written on them respectively.

Naoki blushed and took a peek at Chiyoko, made a "please" gesture, and showed his gentlemanly demeanor in a low voice: "Miss Chiyoko, please invite me first."

They all used honorifics, isn't that an exaggeration?Xiao Mao shook his head secretly, and from the corner of his eye, he saw that Chiyoko had reached out to the Squirrel's poke ball, and he knew the result of their choice.

Since then, he has completely lost interest in staying here and waiting. After saying goodbye to Dr. Oki, he took the lead out of the research institute, but before he could gain a firm foothold, he felt his eyes go dark, and an object crashed into his arms.

In the process of falling, he reacted extremely quickly and took appropriate defensive measures. He just rolled on the ground to slow down the impact force. He lay on the ground with a blank mind for a second before pushing the person on top of him away.

Xiaomao didn't need to look to know who could do such a stupid move. He slapped the dust on his body and frowned slightly: "What the hell are you doing? Don't you know how to look ahead when you walk?"

Ibrahimovic had been huddled in his arms before, and now he was directly attacked. He let out a pitiful cry, poked his head out from his neckline, his long ears drooped limply, and looked at him accusingly. the culprit.

Xiaozhi was also hit badly, bent down in a daze to pick up a slipper he threw out, and after putting it on his foot, he muttered in a weak voice: "Really, who made you pop out all of a sudden? !"

The brat is really in need of repairs.Xiao Mao didn't bother to talk to him, he waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and go in, you're already late—really, I shouldn't have too much hope for you." He wasted more than an hour of waiting time .

"Ah, in the middle of the night last night, I dreamed that I was throwing a poke ball, and I accidentally threw the lightning ball alarm clock on the wall and broke it." Xiaozhi also patted the dust all over his body, "Fortunately, I didn't go to bed very late last night. , it’s not too late.”

"Whatever you say, goodbye at the Quartz Conference." Xiaomao checked Ibrahimovic with his arms around him, and found that there was no problem with being knocked out, so he left without saying a word.

"Damn it, just wait for me, I'll catch up to you before I get to Tokiwa City!" Quartz conference or something, you underestimate him, right?Xiaozhi was very dissatisfied with the faint contempt in the words of his old enemy, and waved his fists at his back for a long time before walking into the Damu Research Institute.

Xiaozhi was only 5 minutes late. When he entered, the other two people were not ready to go. Chiyoko and Naoki each released their elves.

Xiaozhi saw the Squirrel who was showing water with its neck up and the frog seed wielding a rattan whip, and immediately exclaimed: "Wow, they are so cute!"

Hmm, no matter how you look at it, it is cuter than Xiaomao's little charmander who has no expression and often shows his teeth and claws at him!Xiaozhi rolled his eyes at his imaginary enemy in his heart, it's fine that people are not cute, and the little elf who hurts him is also not cute, Oki Shigeru, you really need to reflect on yourself.

He cast his eyes on the elf machine, and began to imagine what kind of elf his elf would be. In the end, he saw only two empty elf balls, and immediately froze in place: "Dr. Oki, how could this happen?!"

"Oh, it's Xiaozhi, why did you come here?" Dr. Omu was just facing the screen to check the physical condition of a little Lada, when he turned around, he was surprised when he saw him, " Xiao Mao has already set off with the elf."

"I know, I ran into him at the door." In fact, he almost started arguing, Xiaozhi immediately shook his head and forced himself to focus on the important point at this time. He lifted two empty poke balls to Dr. In front of him, "Doctor, why is there no elf for me?"

Dr. Oki sighed and explained to him: "Because more and more people want to become elf trainers recently, the alliance issued new regulations last year. A town with the size of Zhenxin Town can only prepare three elf trainers." There are only one recommended initial elf, and those who want to get the elf must do so as soon as possible——When I learned that four trainers will be sent out this year, I was still very distressed for a while.”

Xiao Zhi's eyes widened and his lips trembled: "What, so what Xiao Mao told me is true?"

"What are you talking about? Could it be that my grandson will lie to you about this kind of thing?" Dr. Damu glanced up and down at him suspiciously, "But you don't have to worry, I have prepared another elf for you, but Because it was prepared hastily, this elf is not very obedient, and whether you can use it correctly depends on your own efforts."

Ascension from hell to heaven was nothing more than that, and Xiaozhi immediately regained his strength and shouted: "Great, great, doctor, give me the elf!"

"Well, well, if you insist." Dr. Oki pressed a red button next to the machine, and a piece of the round platform in the center of the machine was sunken, and a poke ball was slowly lifted up.

Xiaozhi was about to open the poke ball to see what kind of pokemon he got, when he heard Chiyoko next to him say, "Doctor, it's getting late, so I'll go first."

Before Dr. Oki opened his mouth to agree, Naoki interjected: "Miss Chi-Chiyoko, please, please let me travel with you, okay?"

"Don't be kidding, why should I travel with someone like you?" Chiyoko's eyebrows were furrowed, and her pink lips the color of cherry blossom petals were raised.

Not only Naoki was dumbfounded, but even Xiaozhi who was holding the poke ball couldn't help but be attracted to him, drooling a little, as expected of Miss Zhenhua Chiyoko, so cute and cute.

"Miss Chi, Chiyoko, don't you want to travel with someone who has a lot of field experience?" Naoki tried hard to sell himself, blushing almost to the point of bleeding, "I, I am also looking forward to traveling with Miss Chi, Chiyoko. "

Chiyoko curled her lips: "I don't want to travel with a person who calls me Miss Chiyoko." She spread the five fingers of her left hand to her heart, her face showing a fascinated look, the background was a large blooming lily, and her eyes belonged to The girl's affection is flickering, "Xiao Maojun is the most handsome boy in Zhenxin Town and the surrounding towns, and he is the only one who deserves to travel with me!"

Not to mention the landslides and landslides, Naoki in a petrified state who was in pain, Xiaozhi, who was holding the poke ball, was stunned for a moment, and the Zhonger Guangbo on his body unconsciously dimmed a lot.

...Xiao Mao?

... the most handsome boy?

... Are you kidding me!

Gritting his teeth, the future Pokémon trainer roared in his heart, and threw the Pokéball aggressively: "Come out, my Pokemon!"

What responded to him was not the enthusiastic embrace of the elf that Xiaozhi had expected, but the overwhelming golden light, and the crackling thunder and lightning seemed to be mixed with the cry of some kind of elf: "Pika, Pikachu~"

Before Xiaozhi could react, his body reacted instinctively, waving his limbs and dancing in a twisted and funny dance under the electric shock, and the cartoon version of the full skeleton flashed on his body from time to time.