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"Today is my sister's wedding, let me tell you first, you can't mess around!" Xiaomao nervously took Chaomeng's hand, pinching the soft meat ball in its palm, "Even if someone bullies you, you can't grab it!" People's lollipops."

"Don't worry, I don't think many people will be so stupid as to attend the wedding with lollipops in their mouths. At most, I will screw their heads off." Chaomeng replied with a gloomy face. It felt that Xiaomao really underestimated it. It is no longer the Chaomeng of the past. It has evolved and transformed, so it will not be grabbing other people's lollipops. It is too detrimental to its value.

Xiaomao sighed helplessly: "Who said, at least there are many children in Zhenxin Town who might go there with lollipops in their mouths. You must not bully them."

"Those stupid human cubs can't even see me. As long as they don't come to provoke me, I won't go back and provoke them." Chaomeng once again felt that he was underestimated. The most rare psychedelic elf in the world, instead of bullying a six or seven-year-old kid running around the street with a snot in his nose.

Xiaomao was relieved so far. He was actually quite afraid that Chaomeng would kill at the wedding, and to be honest, he now regrets why he agreed to bring it back to Zhenxin Town. Looking for trouble?

Chaomeng, who habitually spy on other people's thoughts and is not ashamed but proud, glared at him fiercely, and warned him righteously: "Say it first, and you are not allowed to go back on your word."

"Don't bully my sister, don't bully my grandfather, don't bully Xiaozhi, and don't bully me." Xiaomao touched his chin and said his conditions, "Of course, if you are really upset, you can use positive Dr. Hui practiced his hands."

This is a common problem all over the world. Men in the family have a lot of hostility towards men who marry their close relatives. Although Xiaomao had expected that Zhenghui would marry Nanami sooner or later, at this time But he wasn't very happy either, and he didn't like Zhenghui either.

Chaomeng sneered and said, "I won't let you take advantage of it easily."

Xiao Mao was silent for three seconds, then spread his hands and said, "If you dare not bully him, I won't take you back to Zhenxin Town." Not bad either.

Chaomeng was also silent for a while, then suddenly raised her tail high, and said angrily: "You are shameless! You wait for me, if you don't take me there, I will sneak there by myself and mess up the wedding again."

Xiaomao sneered indifferently, but didn't take it seriously, and pulled the tip of its tail: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, let's go quickly, or I won't be able to catch the plane if it's late."

Chaomeng replied sullenly: "I can take you to teleport, but you can reach Zhenxin Town in a few seconds." It doesn't see this small distance.

"Chaomeng, do you know that life is not only about enjoying the results, but also about enjoying the process. Before we fought for the title of excellent research institute, everyone slept in the laboratory for more than half a month, and now the results are about to come out. , No one is embarrassed to leave. I, the director, ask for leave first, so they can rest for a few days." Xiaomao explained, "Sometimes, necessary time wasting is beneficial."

This is the truth. Now everyone's nerves are too tense, and they are doing their best to obey the destiny, and they have done their best. Waiting for the result, a room full of panda eyes and dark circles will not help them.

Chaomeng didn't talk nonsense with him anymore, and said in his heart that he was teaching someone a lesson, and he didn't bother to care about it. He pulled his collar and teleported directly to the airport: "Anyway, you can't delay the plane."

Xiao Mao's face turned blue, and his lips trembled unnaturally.

Many people coming and going were frightened by a sudden appearance of a human being. They could not see Chaomeng, the big killer in an invisible state, but they could clearly see Xiaomao with an innocent face. This supernatural way of appearing A round of sharp corners was rightfully caused.

Xiaomao was silent for a while. He was in the middle of the pointing crowd and began to fantasize that after the titles of "schizophrenia" and "recessive psychopath", he probably had a "mysterious superpower".

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When Xiaomao arrived in Zhenxin Town—in fact, his plane was going directly to Tokiwa City, but the magical Mewtwo threw him off the plane halfway—in the name of saving time.

Xiaomao thought of how he heard the screams around him when he was torn from his seat, and began to worry about how everyone in the research institute might react when they received the news that "the director's plane crashed".

Chaomeng left him at the gate of the big wooden house. Xiaomao stared at the red banner hanging on it for a while, then shook his head with a smile: "Actually, this is the first time I know what Dr. Zhenghui's full name is."

The words "Congratulations to Mr. Sonezaki Masaki and Ms. Oki Nanami on their happy marriage" were written on the banner. For a moment, Xiao Mao felt melancholy about marrying his daughter, and walked in.

"Hey, Xiaomao, you're finally here?" Dr. Oki was patting Nanami on the shoulder and didn't know what to say. His face was full of joy and melancholy. When he saw the door was opened, he glanced at the entrance and winked at his grandson. He blinked, as if relieved.

Nanami hurriedly raised her head from her grandpa's arms. Her eyes were red and there were tears on her face. It looked like she was crying just now. She said in a buzzing voice, "The flight won't land in Viking City until half an hour later. ? Then you have to rush back from there, why did you arrive so early?"

"What's the matter, did Zhenghui bully you?" Xiaomao hurriedly came over, actually already had a guess in his mind, it was probably a girl who was about to get married, and it was inevitable that she would feel a little emotional, which was totally understandable.

Nanami shook her head. She had always looked like a woman in front of her younger brother. Now she was a little embarrassed, and began to think of a way to change the subject. As a result, she saw the strange creature standing behind her younger brother at a glance, and said in shock: "This What is it?!"

Chaomeng stared at her viciously: "Stupid human being, you are trying to die!"

Nanami didn't understand the causal relationship for a while, and said in surprise: "As an elf, you are speaking too arrogantly, right?"

Xiaomao shook his head, playing aggressively in front of the female Tyrannosaurus, he always died as miserable as possible, even Xiaomao's little Charmander was trained by her early in the morning to be submissive.

Chaomeng didn't realize that the danger was approaching, so he sneered and said, "As a human being, you are really too arrogant when you speak."

Even the chairman of the alliance, Dama Lanqi, was cautious when presenting awards to it, and all media interviews were banned. Chaomeng felt that his arrogance was completely understandable, but look at such an insignificant little character like Oki Nanami, How dare you talk to it like that.

But in the next second, Nanami used practical actions to prove to it that people's arrogance also has enough capital. The bride-to-be in the wedding dress lifted the hem of the dress - one was a grandfather, one was a younger brother, and the other was an elf. I'm not worried at all that I'm having a good time-a beautiful and sharp flying kick hits Chaomeng's neck.

Xiaomao gave a thumbs up for the height of the leg lift, which is really awesome. After all, kicking Chaomeng and kicking Charmander are two completely different concepts. The height of Chaomeng's neck is more than 1.8 meters.

But it turns out that just hitting the kick doesn't mean the attack has achieved results. Chaomeng sneered and pinched her ankle: "It doesn't hurt or itch, why not just scratch it for me."

Is it really okay to sow hatred for the first time?Xiaomao rubbed his sore and swollen forehead, seeing Nanami's strange expression, half startled and angry, he lowered his voice and said, "Put your leg down quickly, even the Alliance can't do anything about it, let alone you ?”

Nanami coyly said: "...Xiao Mao, please help me, I seem to have twisted my hip..."

Five minutes later, the doctor from Zhenxin Town, who was urgently called by the phone, helped Nanami to straighten the misplaced bone, gave a few precautions, and left wondering, is it true that researchers are different from others? The researcher sprained his leg half an hour before the wedding, so why keep staring into a corner where no one is there?

"This is Chaomeng, this is my grandpa, and the one lying on the bed is my sister." Xiaomao said expressionlessly, trying to keep his voice steady, but still showing a little smile, "When you meet for the first time, Let’s get along well in the future.”

This kind of words similar to "everyone have fun, boys can't bully girls" is mainly said to Chaomeng.

"Well, it's the super beast elf that caused you to be followed and guarded by the alliance when you were in the Orange Islands?" Omu Xuecheng walked around Chaomeng three times with great interest, "It's pretty good, I feel Get full of strength."

Although under the leadership of his researcher soul, he really wanted to dissect this little elf and study it, but he also had to consider that today is different from the past, and his precious granddaughter is getting married, so he must first stabilize the family and not let it spoil the situation.

Xiaomao really wanted to remind him that he is a serious super elf, and his physical strength is not very strong, but Chaomeng is very useful for such a tactful little flattery, and it raised its chin: " Of course, what do you need to say?"

Dr. Oki was obviously shocked, he paused for a while, and before he could speak, he heard the sound of music coming from outside, he shrugged his shoulders, and hurriedly said: "I'm going out to greet people first, probably Zhenghui has arrived."

This little elf is not cute at all, but Xiaozhi looks more pleasing to the eye, Dr. Oki is quite worried about his grandson, don't get boiled and eaten if he disagrees with him one day.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I only eat spicy cherry fruit!" Chaomeng corrected him angrily, and at the same time glanced at Xiaomao, and added meaningfully, "Or eat cream cake with spicy cherry fruit."