Pokemon face paralyzed god

In the early morning, Yuejian Mountain was quiet and peaceful, and after a night of dancing, Picosi and Pippi fell asleep exhausted—until a roar broke the calm: "Oki Shigeru, you are so embarrassing that you dare to sneak away? !!"

Xiaoxia woke up suddenly, and opened her eyes very dissatisfied: "What the hell are you yelling about again, why do you keep people from sleeping with such a sudden surprise?"

"That unscrupulous bastard Xiaomao left me alone and ran away!" Xiaozhi waved the note in his hand vigorously and put on a bitter face, "It's too much. Follow him!"

Xiao Gang, who was also just awakened, took out the note from his hand and took a look: "Ah, it seems that Xiaomao left after watching Pippi's dance last night-but Xiaozhi, he is just Just take a step first, do you need such a big reaction?"

Xiaozhi kicked heavily on the stone, cursed in a low voice, and pulled his backpack angrily: "He has been such a bad character since he was a child, as if he was humiliated by playing with me, this time too, obviously... …Obviously they touched the top, but they still left me and sneaked away."

"Then there's no need for you to react so strongly... you'll be entangled in this silly question of 'he doesn't play with me', you're still a child after all!" He glanced at him, "By the way, did you really grow up with Xiao Mao? It seems that it's really hard to get in touch..."

Let her say that Xiaomao is a very mature and reliable boy at first glance. He has a wealth of elf knowledge and speaks logically. A knowing idiot is a hundred times better.

As soon as she touched her cheek, a fascinated look appeared on her face—and, besides, Xiao Mao was so handsome, except that his height hadn't grown, he was simply a gold medal boyfriend.

Xiaogang looked at the large roses flashing around Xiaoxia with a dark face, smiled dryly at the dazed Xiaozhi, and said seriously: "Speaking of which, when Xiaomao challenged the Nibi Gym before, he only relied on that Eevee managed to defeat my two elves."

"What?!" Xiaozhi grabbed his collar.

Xiaogang gave him a bitter expression of "the fact is so, I can't do anything if you don't live up to it": "Before you came to challenge, I heard that a rookie trainer from Zhenxin Town won the two-year The fossil pterosaur fossil was obtained in a museum competition. The day when Xiaomao came to my Nibi Gym to challenge, it happened to be the registration time for the competition, and the competition officially started the next day."

Xiaozhi scratched his face and fell into some inexplicable panic: "Ah, that must be that guy. Two years ago, he had vulgar fantasies about the fossils in the museum!"

I thought I was able to catch up with others because of my excellent level, but I didn't expect that it was because Xiaomao was delayed for a long time to participate in the museum competition halfway, and then went to Yuejian Mountain for research, so I just ran into it by shit.

"So Xiaomao, he is indeed a very good trainer." Xiaogang looked at Xiaozhi in a petrified state, and made up the last blow, "The supersonic bat I just subdued told me that it suddenly appeared yesterday to help us The big-mouthed bat that took back the Moon Stone is the leader of the bat colony on Mount Moon."

What a joke, what a joke, the race value of the big boss is set so high, and he is nowhere near being knocked down... Xiaozhi, with two lasagna tears on his face, smashed his head into the stone wall.

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The appearance of Hualan Gymnasium is very cartoon, like a carousel in an amusement park with a round roof, with a huge white sea lion model on its head.

Hearing that the three Hualan sisters are performing their annual water ballet performance, Xiaomao is not in a hurry to challenge the gym. As a boring homeboy who lacks art appreciation, he prefers to spend his time resting and recovering his physical strength.

The number of trainers in the Elf Center in Hualan City far exceeds that in Nibi City and Changpan City. After asking Joey, Xiaomao found that all the vacant rooms here have been booked out, so he gave up the idea of ​​staying. Get in touch with Dr. Nishino Mori by phone.

The phone rang twice, and the gray-white head of Nishino Mori V Mediterranean appeared on the screen. When he saw that it was Xiaomao, he was very surprised: "Xiaomao, I finally got in touch with you. Dr. Oki said to ask him to tell you to call me!"

"Hello, doctor, long time no see." Xiaomao smiled at him and bowed halfway.

"I wanted to talk to you three days ago, but no one answered the phone at home. Later, Dr. Oki told me that you have already started traveling—which city are you in now?" Nishino Sen lowered his body and approached very pleasantly Screen.

Xiaomao slightly flipped the camera on his side, and showed him the city emblem of Hualan City right above the Elf Center: "I'm planning to challenge Hualan Gym."

"Ah, it's Hualan City..." Nishino Mori frowned slightly as he spoke, "Be careful, the law and order in Hualan City is very bad."

Hualan City is marked on the map of Kanto as a "beautiful city with gurgling water and blooming flowers". The field caused all kinds of people to come and go frequently, which was very chaotic.And most of the flowers here have become fake flowers.

Xiaomao gave him a slight smile: "The doctor is right. When I just arrived, I walked around the city center and saw three fights, and a shopping mall was full of people. They were arrested by the police. Blocked."

"Hmph, it's all those people whose hearts fell into the pile of money... Ah, let's not talk about it," Nishino Mori didn't intend to criticize government officials too much in front of a ten-year-old child, and picked up a pink dog from the side. The little elf said, "Look, the dumb beast has successfully evolved into a dumb hippo! Your guess is absolutely correct!"

Xiaomao heard the news from Nika yesterday, but he still showed great joy and said with a smile, "That's really great. The efforts of the doctor and the slow-witted beast were not in vain."

"Well, how can I tell you?" Nishino Mori scratched his bald head embarrassingly, "When I finished writing the thesis, I really couldn't hold back. I couldn't wait to get in touch with you, so I published the thesis rashly. I am so sorry."

"What are you talking about? This is the result of your research. I just guessed a few words at the beginning, and I happened to get it right." Xiaomao said the truth. It was considered a great face to the sky by including him at the time, and he later learned from Nika that the three words "Shigeru Oki" were placed in front of Nishino Mori V's name when he signed it. , as the main discoverer of this research result.

——The pie that fell from the sky was too big, and Xiaomao was really a little apprehensive. He really took advantage of it, and he was unavoidably ashamed. At the same time, he also felt sincere admiration for the old doctor's sincerity .

"Daddy~" Daihippo waved its front paw at Xiaomao. Although it still looked dumb, it seemed that it was a little shrewder... a little bit than Daidai.

Xiaomao grabbed the phone and chatted with Dr. Nishino Mori for a long time. It was not until another trainer who needed to borrow the phone came that he disconnected the phone and cut off the connection.

Xiaomao looked at the time, the water ballet performance was coming to an end, so he came out of the elf center and came to the Hualan gymnasium again, just in time to see waves of audiences walking away from the entrance while admiring and reminiscing come out.

Xiaomao walked into the gymnasium and admired the tropical fish of various colors in the tropical fish tank in the corridor for a few minutes, then heard laughter from behind: "Great, the show was a success!"

Xiaomao turned his head and saw clearly the three beauties approaching from far and near. His eyes lit up slightly. The yellow-haired cherry blossoms were mature and stable, the blue-haired calamus smiled sweetly, and the pink-haired peony was lively and lovely, and his fame spread far and wide. The three Hualan sisters really lived up to their reputation, and they looked very attractive when they just came out of the water.

... Well, the ambition of an otaku... Xiaomao shook his head and shook off the small thoughts that popped up in his heart. This is not the legendary starting point stallion. Seeing the three of them approaching, he opened his mouth and was about to speak.

"Hey, is little brother here to ask for an autograph?" Calamus snapped his fingers at him and closed his left eye playfully, "For the sake of your handsome appearance, I can make an exception and sign one for you." oh!"

Xiaomao covered his chest all of a sudden, and silently recited "Okimao, you will lose if you are serious" three times before he recovered, and forced a smile: "No, I am here to challenge the Hualan Gym."

"Ah, it's meaningless to say that!" The brilliance on Peony's pretty face disappeared all of a sudden, "There's another trainer here, it's really boring, and I'm going to be defeated again today."

...Hey, is this kind of work attitude really okay?Xiao Maoquan pretended not to hear such words, and took out the elf illustrated book to prove his identity to them: "I am Xiao Mao from Zhenxin Town, please give me your advice."

The four walked to the pool where they had just used to perform ballet. Xiaomao stepped on one of the pedals and floated on the water, looking at the other three who were completely unresponsive.

The three beauties looked at each other for a long time, and Sakura took the lead to put on a helpless expression: "My goldfish king was injured in the last battle."

"My carp king hasn't evolved yet. It's a pity." Calamus put his arms behind his head and said what a pity, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

Peony stuck out her tongue at the two sisters, took out an elf ball, a red light flashed, and a round mosquito tadpole appeared: "Okay, then I can only do it, use two-on-two battles, I My first elf was a mosquito-repellent tadpole."

Xiaomao glanced at it and sighed secretly. This mosquito coil tadpole was taken care of very cutely, rolling around on the ground like a little ball, but judging by the standards of an elf trainer, such a body shape is serious. Exceeded the standard.

Forget it, it would be nice to take the opportunity to get used to it.Feeling weak all over, he took out the big-mouthed bat's elf ball: "Big-mouthed bat, use scare!"

There was a sharp and piercing sound from the mouth of the big-mouthed bat, and the mosquito-repellent tadpole standing on the buoy immediately swayed and shivered.

"Mosquito incense tadpoles, you have to cheer up!" Peony covered her ears unbearably, and directed the elf to fight back, "Use bubbles."

"Big-mouthed bat, use the piercing slash!" Xiaomao watched the big-mouthed bat transform into a shadow and hit the mosquito-repellent tadpole quickly, and the little elf who was attacked had lost the ability to fight, so he couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.

——A battle of this level really took place in an official gymnasium of the alliance, rather than a battle between third-rate trainers on the street?Xiaomao's forehead was a little sweaty, and the standard of Hualan gymnasium was even worse than he had imagined.

"Damn it, you have such a heavy hand, and you don't know how to pity girls at all!" After Peony took back the mosquito coil tadpole, she gave Xiaomao a very dissatisfied look, and pouted, "Then I can only send you out, horn goldfish."

... Horned goldfish, I finally understand that Xiaozhi's fight with Xiaoxia in the Hualan gymnasium is actually a double test of character and luck. Xiaomao sighed and said weakly: "Big mouth Bat, use the high-speed star, solve it."

This battle was really frustrating. Those who lost were not happy to see the miserable elf, and those who won were not interested.Xiaomao put the blue badge into the badge box, and walked on the road to Dead Leaf City with the grudges all over his body.