Pokemon face paralyzed god

"There is a fork in the road here. Which direction should we go?" Xiao Mao shook his head and looked in all directions for a long time, but he couldn't find the sign of the fork in the road.

He was in a bit of a dilemma, although Xiaomao had never had any sign of a road idiot in his previous life or in this life, but not being a road idiot does not mean that he has the ability to guess where the two roads lead to.

Xiao Mao hesitated for a moment, then looked at the elf who had just undergone physical training: "Big Mouth Bat, please go to the road on the left to see if there are any people."

"Hey hey~" the big-mouthed bat yelled happily, flapped and vibrated its wings, and soon flew away along the road on the left.

Xiaomao waited for a while, and the big-mouthed bat successfully completed the task and came back, suspended in the air and communicated with him for a while.Trainers always have a strong ability to understand their elves. The higher the intimacy, the easier it is to understand the language of elves. Xiaomao touched his chin: "Elf research school? It's the dead money that my sister said." Elite schools?"

The Elf Research School is a well-known boarding school in the entire Kanto area. It is not only famous for its terrifyingly high tuition fees, but also because trainers who graduate from the research school are directly eligible to join the Quartz Alliance.

But to be honest, apart from the fact that the parents who are eager for their children to become a success are very fond of this school, the reputation of this school is not good among the high-end personnel in the Kanto area.When Nanami mentioned it, although her words were a neutral evaluation, there was quite a strong sense of disapproval in her tone.

...However, since the school is synonymous with nobles, it must be more lucrative, right?Xiao Mao blinked his eyes, hesitated for half a minute between money and character, and finally gave up the plan to rip off money, and decided to go directly to Dead Leaf City.

The distance from Hualan City to Dead Leaf City was neither short nor far. On the way, he passed a few small towns where he stopped and rested. Seeing that it was getting late, Xiaomao was resting at the Elf Center near Route 24.

He was giving the big-mouthed bat a muscle-relaxing massage when he heard the phone ringing "Dididi". He took a look at the call from Dr. Damu's Institute and knew it was for him. He signaled to Miss Joy and then Pick it up and answer.

"Oh, Xiaomao, it's been a long time since you called me." Dr. Oki looked at him solemnly holding a bowl of steaming instant noodles.

...The phone call was made after winning the gymnasium in Hualan City.Xiaomao felt very comforted by his grandpa's concern, and glanced at the noodles in Dr. Oki's hand: "I'm sorry, Grandpa, because I was delayed on the road for a while, and I haven't arrived at Dead Leaf City, so I didn't report the itinerary to you. "

Dr. Oki waved his hand and put on a nonchalant look: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

"Grandpa, sister, haven't you gone back yet? Why are you still eating instant noodles?" Xiao Mao frowned slightly. According to the time calculation, Nanami should have returned to Zhenxin Town a long time ago. Could it be that she met her halfway? Got into trouble?

Dr. Oki's expression was subtle for a moment, and he showed an expression of extreme pain. He glanced at the paralyzed face of his little grandson, and couldn't help pouring out bitter water: "Xiao Mao, Nanami has been stimulated by something recently, and she made it The food was either too sweet or too sweet to swallow—I secretly dumped the bento she made and cooked instant noodles to fill my stomach.”

Xiaomao was surprised, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "Grandpa, do you know what happened to my sister and the director of the Nibi City Research Institute—Xiaomu or Xiaomori?"

Loss of taste should be a typical symptom of little girls who are immersed in the pain of a broken relationship. At least for a period of time after the breakup, they can't get excited about what they do, and everything they eat feels bitter and salty.

Thinking of this, Xiaomao looked at Dr. Oki with grief and sympathy.Since Nanami has been secretly in love with Xiao Han for a long time, it is conceivable that the failure of this relationship management has dealt a heavy blow to her sister-this means that the sweet rice will torture her grandfather for at least a month time.

"Xiaomu Komori? Oh, you mean Kobayashi, right?" Dr. Oki scratched his hair, took a bite of the instant noodles, thought about it happily for a while, and then shook his head, "That child Nanami, since they are still full of hairballs When Zhenzi ran, he liked to follow Xiao Lin very much."

This is really old gossip, not only Xiao Mao pricked up his ears to listen, even Ibrahimovic got out from his neckline, his eyes widened and he waited eagerly for the next one.

Dr. Oki heaved a long sigh: "I received an invitation half a month ago. Xiao Lin and Miss Joy from Nibi City are getting married soon." The gentle and pleasant nurse Joey and the lively and cheerful Queen Na Nami is two completely different types.

Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and their granddaughter's first crush failed, but it may not be a bad thing. Nanami is still young, and it would be too rash to tie up a man too early.Da Mu Xuecheng wasn't worried at all, and just buried himself in eating instant noodles.

"Grandpa made me hungry." Xiaomao rubbed his flat belly that was rumbling, "If you have nothing to do, let's talk here, I will write to my sister to persuade her to read more .”

"Ah, by the way, let me see where you are now." Dr. Oki tilted his head and glanced at the phone display, "The elf center on the 24th road...Xiao Mao, at the end of the 25th road, on the white cliff There is a lighthouse, where Zhenghui lives, he is an elf researcher not inferior to mine."

"Zhenghui?" Xiaomao repeated softly, this name is no stranger, no matter in previous life or in this life, "Is that the researcher who developed the elf teleportation device?"

Although he is much younger than Dr. Oki, Zhenghui's reputation is no worse than that of Dr. Oki. He is a very famous multi-dwelling researcher and an authoritative expert in many fields.At the same time, he is also a fanatic of elves. Although his combat skills are not good enough, he likes to collect elves. He has the title of "Monster Maniac"-this title that sounds very embarrassing is actually a good name in the world of elves. .

"That's right, it's Dr. Zhenghui. If you have time, you can take a detour to his lighthouse and take a look. I believe you will gain a lot." After Dr. Oki finished speaking, he heard "I'm back ", he hurriedly stuffed the half-eaten instant noodles into the white coat, winked at Xiaomao, and hung up the phone.

Masaki... In the anime I watched in my previous life, what happened here?Xiaomao looked at the dark screen and thought for a long time, but still couldn't remember.

However, being able to get involved with the top researchers in the elf world is obviously not a simple matter, and it is worth acting as an extra.Xiaomao is very tempted, but the unusual things will not happen until the protagonist Xiaozhi arrives, which means that he doesn't know how long he will disturb Zhenghui's lighthouse.

Even so, Xiaomao still came to the end of the No. 25 road, and saw the destination after a long distance. Against the background of the large beach, the lighthouse on the silver-white cliff with lights shining around was particularly conspicuous.

Panting heavily, he raised his hand to wipe the sweat dripping from his chin, and pointed forward: "It's there, let's see who can get there first."

"Hey hey~" As soon as he finished speaking, the big-mouthed bat took the lead in rushing out with the advantage of flying.Followed by Shakira, who flies like a cannonball by jetting compressed air, Charmander can only be ranked third, unwillingly spitting flames at the backs of the two elves.

"Bouyi...Bouyi..." Ibrahimovic loosened his limbs on the ground and buried his head in the golden sand, his big silver tail waving back and forth pretending to be a white flag of abstaining from voting.

"Okay, okay, I'll run with you in my arms, okay?" Xiaomao gently grabbed the tail and pulled the lazy little thing out of the sand, pinching its long soft ears.

Immediately, Ibrahimovic cheered up a little, his eyes lit up, and he rubbed his chin affectionately.Xiao Mao pinched its small nose and ran towards the lighthouse with his eyes straight ahead.

The back of Zhenghui's lighthouse is a steep cliff, but the front is a flat and wide road. When he ran to the place, the other three elves had already run to the gate and waited for him.

"This is Zhenghui's lighthouse, so magnificent." Xiaomao looked up at the six-meter-high stone and iron gate, engraved with images of many elves.

"Look, Big Mouth Bat, here is your image! Ah, there are also three evolution types of Ibrahimovic." He didn't rush to knock on the door, but stopped in front of the door, carefully observing the above image, In addition to common types of elves such as Katy Dog, Flying Mantis, and Kentaro, you can also see images of the legendary elves Flamingo and Dream.

Xiaomao took a few steps back, took out the camera from his backpack, and took pictures of some of the images depicting the precious elves before ringing the doorbell.

What was more shocking than the gate was the sound of the doorbell. The loud and vigorous bell rang, centered on the lighthouse, and spread arrogantly in all directions, and it rang for a full minute before it stopped.

A black line slid down the forehead of the sullen man Xiao Mao.The beeper next to the gate was turned on, and a young man's voice came: "Who is outside?"

"Hello, Dr. Zhenghui, I'm Shigeru Oki, a trainer from Zhenxin Town. If possible, I would like to ask you some questions about elves."

There was no echo from the pager for a long time, and Xiaomao was wondering whether his reputation was too bad to frighten people, when he heard Zhenghui's voice: "Ah, it's Shigeru Oki? You are the grandson of Dr. Oki, right? That is, the person who, together with Dr. Nishino Mori, solved the seven unsolved mysteries of the elves, the mystery of the evolution of the slow-witted beast?"

This time, Zhenghui's voice is completely different from the previous bland formula, with a little excitement: "I have seen the flying images of the legendary elves you took, which are quite precious research materials for unknown elves. I am also studying you recently. There are some things I don't understand about the image of Pippi taken at Yuejian Mountain, please come in quickly."

The door made a muffled sound, and then slowly opened to both sides. The interior layout inherited the grandeur of the house from the outside. The luxurious and expensive red carpet stretched forward for nearly 20 meters, and only a few steps appeared. There stood a huge pink Pipi doll.

——Ah, elf researchers are really weirdos. I didn't expect Zhenghui's voice to be so magnetic, and there is such a girlish pink hobby.

Xiaomao, who was secretly slandering him, did not express his personal opinion on this man in his twenties. He glanced briefly and then looked away: "Dr. Zhenghui, where are you?"

"I'm sorry, I'm Zhenghui, an elf researcher. I'm trapped in Pippi's puppet. Please help me get out." A man's voice came from the big Pippi puppet. The short hands are struggling to reach the lower part of the belly.

Xiaomao stepped forward, glanced down, and pointed to a light gray protrusion under Pipi's belly: "Is this the button?"

"That's right, thank you so much, Pippi's hands are too short, I can't touch the button." Just as Zhenghui finished speaking, a big hole opened on the back of the Pippi doll, and a young man with short brown-green hair broke free out.

As a successful elf researcher, Zhenghui is also very good-looking, with a sharp-edged and bookish face, even Xiaomao at this time is a little green compared to him.Even in this world full of handsome men and beautiful women, he is the most handsome person Xiao Mao has ever seen.

From this appearance, it is really hard to see that he would do such an unreliable thing. A living person cannot be suffocated to death by urine, but if there is no visitor, a living person may be suffocated to death by a Pippi doll. After all The mouth of this doll is sewn.

"I'm really sorry, I was infected by the dancing scenes of the Pippis in Yuejianshan that you took. In order to better feel the mood of the Pippis, I made the Pippi dolls." Zhenghui didn't have the slightest regret Uncomfortable, solemnly explaining the reasons for his convulsions.

No matter how you say it, this person is not as reliable as he seems.Xiao Mao took a look at him and showed a very cute smile: "I will disturb you these few days."