Pokemon face paralyzed god

Xiaomao handed a plate of black pepper beef tenderloin to Charmander, tilted his head to look at the dining table, and was still thinking about it, when he felt a black shadow flash in front of him, and the flying mantis flew to the other side of the long table, Scythe awkwardly held a plate of apple pie and brought it to his eyes.

The sickle of the Flying Mantis is very sharp. At this time, he carefully controlled the strength, his shoulders arched ridiculously, and his sharp eyes subconsciously softened: "Carda!"

"Thank you, Flying Mantis." Xiaomao really felt very sweet, and hurriedly took it, squeezed a piece and tasted it, and narrowed his eyes happily, "It's delicious, the ratio of apples and jam is adjusted just right. "

Ibrahimovic, whose face was covered with bread crumbs, was spreading his limbs, lying on his back on the table, basking in his chubby belly. After hearing this, he raised his head with great interest and looked at him eagerly.

"No way, if you eat it again, it will spoil your stomach." Unmoved, Xiaomao shook his index finger, took another piece of apple pie and handed it to Shakira.

Shakila, who was concentrating on the seafood pizza, moved to his hand and took a bite, yelling, "Dala!" She protested a little, ignored it and continued to eat her own meal.

Well, this guy really has a natural immunity to bitter taste, but he can't eat sweet things.Xiao Mao shrugged his shoulders and finished half of the apple pie in his hand, just in time to see the waiter coming up with a new plate.

His eyes lit up, and his eyes fell on the steaming egg tart. He was about to reach out, but he still felt that the plate of egg tart was in front of him.

"Hey hey~" the big-mouthed bat yelled happily, rubbed Xiaomao's shoulder coquettishly, and by the way threw a provocative look at the flying mantis who failed to snatch him.But what makes it a little disappointing is that Flying Mantis simply ignored such a blatant engagement, glanced at it indifferently, then turned its attention to Xiaomao again, and took a piece of cake with a sickle and put it in Xiaomao's hand .

Pikachu, who has completely abandoned his master, is in better condition than Ibrahimovic, who has been unable to move. He dragged his stomach and staggered towards him, tugged at the corner of his clothes, and there was a faint twinkle in his eyes: "Pikapi~"

"Can Pikachu eat again?" Xiaomao, who was holding a half-eaten egg tart, glanced suspiciously at its belly, raising his eyebrows slightly.

Pikachu waved his short arms, patted his stomach and drummed, his eyes were still glued to the egg tart, and he kept nodding: "Pikapi~Pika~~"

"Okay, I will prepare stomach medicine and give it to Xiaogang." Xiaomao sighed helplessly, put the egg tart on its five short fingers, and still warned, "Do what you can."

"Pika~Chu~" Pikachu struggled to hold the egg tart with his two paws, nodded to him with his eyes squinted into a crescent shape, and staggered away.It didn't enjoy the egg tart by itself, put it in front of Ibrahimovic, and patted his chest generously: "Qiu~Qiu~~"

Hey, is it really okay to borrow flowers and offer Buddha like this?Xiaomao helplessly watched Ibrahimovic wagging his tail happily with an egg tart in his mouth, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and Ibrahimovic, a stupid little idiot, was bought by an egg tart. Pikachu's.

His gaze continued to move along the table, and he wiped the cheeks of Charmander, whose face was covered in oil from eating beef tenderloin, and squeezed it.

"Mil!" Charmander's cheeks puffed up instantly, the flames on its tail shot up, and it swung its paw.

Xiaomao, who felt good in the hand, smiled triumphantly, and didn't care about the red marks on his hands that were caught by the counterattack. He took two steps forward and pulled out Shaji, who was already trapped in the three-layer pizza pile. Shrimp and ham crumbs on the face, both funny and angry: "No one will grab you, eat Shakira slowly."

While talking, a corner of Shakira's pizza disappeared, and the big-mouthed bat flew forward to a safe distance, flapping its wings at the victim whose food was stolen: "Hey hey~ hey hey~~"

"Dala!" Shakira stared at the thief accusingly, and then looked at Xiaomao who couldn't laugh or cry. When he raised his head, tears fell, "Dala Dala!"

Shakira cried and mourned why she chose to evolve. Back when Kira had a big head and short arms, every time she cried, she tried to wave her arms to wipe her tears, but always Can't reach the eyes - this is a sharp weapon for Xiaomao who is full of love and compassion.Unlike the current form of Shakira, it looks like a mask, with hands and feet missing, and being cute is also restricted-thinking of this, Shakira is even more sad, unstoppable, and the golden beads are rolling down , inexhaustible.

After coaxing Xiaomao for a long time, he finally managed to coax him over. He looked sideways at the flying mantis who had been following him every step of the way: "Aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat?" Human food lacks many nutrients that elves need. Dayton won't have much effect.

Flying Mantis shook his head and nodded again, slowly waving the sickle and gestured at him, every movement was as gentle as possible, as if he was afraid that the sharp sickle would accidentally touch him.

"Can't you get used to human food?" Only crying children can eat sweets. Flying Mantis never likes to express himself to him like Shakira's Big-mouthed Bat. Xiao Mao caressed its hard armor tenderly, "Since this is the case, you should tell me earlier, then follow me back to the room, and I will prepare elf food for you and the carp king."

While talking, he walked into the depths of the cabin, turned his head and told Little Charmander: "Little Charmander, I leave this place to you, watch them, and don't make mistakes. Especially Ibrahimovic, don't let it run around, in case you get frightened Not good."

"Li~" The little Charmander with a paralyzed face calmly shook his tail at him, patted his chest with his little paws, and then continued to eat with his head down.

According to the ticket, Xiaomao found his room after wandering around in the corridor. Most of the passengers are enjoying the carnival now. He walked such a long distance without seeing a single guest.

While walking, Xiaomao's footsteps gradually slowed down, even if there were no customers, it was so strange that even the waiter didn't see him.It stands to reason that on a luxury cruise ship of this size, there will be a waiter at the door of every two rooms ready to help guests.

Xiaomao swiped the magnetic strip on the ticket at the door lock, then quietly pushed open the door and took a look inside: "It seems that there is nothing wrong with it, the pie-in-the-sky thing like distributing the ticket really came true." It’s not on my head, there’s a problem here.”

The quilt on the big bed in the room was tumbling and not neatly folded, and the floor was also dirty, with traces of another person's use.If it wasn't for an accidental mistake by the waiter, it means that the ship has not been sorted and cleaned since the end of the last voyage.

"Okay, okay, it's almost time, let's go to the hall as soon as possible, and get ready to start!" A female voice full of air came from the corner, this slightly familiar voice made Xiaomao's striding movements stop, and he pulled Feitian quickly Mantis hid in the room and closed the door falsely.

Through the gap in the door, the voices of the trio from the corridor came in without any leaks: "If we can catch a lot of elves this time, as long as the boss is happy, maybe he can promote us to become cadres!" "That's right, meow, I must defeat the cat boss and become the boss's pet again!"

The sound of their conversation gradually faded away, and suddenly there was a shrill explosion, and Musashi said "do it", followed by noisy footsteps.

Following the protagonist, there are really surprises every day.With a calm expression, Xiao Mao walked out of the room, closed the door, and sighed, "Flying Mantis, are you ready to fight?"

"Carda!" Flying Mantis waved his sickle, his eyes flashing with fighting spirit.

Although Xiaozhi's trio's vitality like Xiaoqiang ensured their safety, Xiaomao, as a hard-working passer-by, was not optimistic enough to feel that his elf could also be illuminated by the protagonist's halo, and immediately ran to hall.

At this time, all the passengers had been surrounded and rushed together. The lowest-level members of the Rockets in black uniforms were carrying special elf absorption machines, and they were collecting the trainer's elves one by one.

At a glance, Xiaomao saw several elves surrounded by the protagonist trio, and Xiaozhi seemed to be negotiating with members of Team Rocket.

Seeing that everyone is in good spirits, and even Ibrahimovic, who is most prone to problems, seems to be more uncomfortable than frightened, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he was not in a hurry to join them, but ordered: "Flying Mantis, use the whirlwind knife !"

At this time, Xiaozhi also clenched his fist and shouted loudly: "Are you kidding? These are the elves we have cultivated so hard. Instead of letting you take them away, we should fight to the end! Pikachu!"

The golden light enveloped four or five Rocket team members at the same time, and Xiaomao couldn't help but nodded. This idiot only has the advantage of being passionate, right?

He didn't delay anymore, walked towards them along the gap squeezed by the flying mantis, knelt down and hugged Ibrahimovic in his arms: "Everyone, go up and help too."

At this time, the trainers in the cabin have spontaneously joined forces to fight against the enemy. There are four to five hundred trainers here. With more than [-] members of Team Rocket, there is no way to fight back. The battle has shown a one-sided trend from the very beginning. .

Xiaozhi released his Charmander, Squirrel and other elves to fight together. Seeing the team of Ba Dahu who was spreading hypnotic powder on the two members of Team Rocket, he pushed the brim of his hat behind his head: "Come out, Ba Big butterfly!"

A flash of red light flashed, and the huge khaki mouse squatted on the floor grinding its front teeth back and forth: "Rada!"

Ha, is this guy so stupid that he can even remember his own elf type wrongly?Xiao Mao kept his face paralyzed and sneered softly.

Xiaoxia next to her couldn't help blushing, and couldn't bear to give the stunned Xiaozhi a blank look: "Did you forget that your Ba Dahu was exchanged with that gentleman's Lada just now?"

Xiao Mao was a little puzzled when he heard it, and asked, "When did it happen?" As the protagonist of a not-so-typical hot-blooded animation, Xiao Zhi always takes good care of his little brother, although his limbs are pseudo-developed and his mind is really simple. Would he make the reckless move of returning the elf to someone else?

"Just 5 minutes ago." Xiaoxia replied with her hands outstretched, "Xiaozhi's Ba Dahu beat that gentleman's Lada, and they made an exchange. Originally, Xiaozhi wanted to ask you what you meant, but Pikachu Said you left with the Flying Mantis."

Xiaomao saw that Xiaozhi didn't speak, and he could clearly see the sense of loss and regret from the other person's face. He smiled, although he didn't agree with such behavior, he didn't comment on it.

The trainers in the cabin were still cheering for defeating the enemy, when suddenly the hull shook violently, and more than a dozen people failed to stand still and fell heavily to the ground following inertia.

Xiao Gang hurriedly glanced through the window, and said solemnly: "It's not good, we seem to have encountered a storm."

Wow, it's not enough to encounter terrorists when sailing out to sea, and just after the man-made disaster, there is a natural disaster - another wave hits, Xiaomao frowned and put away all his elves, and glanced sideways at the little one who bowed his head and said nothing. Zhi—you can change your name to Xiao Shuai in the future.

He also glanced through the window, curled his mouth, just now it was calm, but it became like this in a blink of an eye, as if the change of the weather does not take time, there is really no way to tell a fairy tale.

"No, I want to change Ba Dahu back!" Xiaozhi seemed to have made up his mind, he clenched his fist, and pulled Xiaomao, dragging him to find the gentleman who fought before.

As a typical representative of being shot while lying down, Oki Shigeru's expression was subtle for a moment, but he didn't say anything, and let him drag him around.

After finally blocking the gentleman, Xiaomao stood by the switchboard with his arms folded and watched the two change back to his own elf. He opened his mouth and was about to say something—such as falsely praising Xiaozhi for finally acting responsible. Before he could say anything about the matter, he felt the rickety ship suddenly tilted violently.

He subconsciously raised his hand to support the edge of the machine to stand firm, but saw the elf ball in Xiaozhi's hand slipped out, fell to the floor, and rolled away along the floor.

Xiaomao followed the elf ball all the time, until it rolled behind the door and disappeared, then Shi Shiran looked away.He shrugged his shoulders at the back of Xiao Zhi who was in a hurry to chase after him.

——Xiao Shao, hello.

——Xiao Shuai, goodbye.

Xiao Mao turned his head very calmly. As a passer-by, he has a considerable awareness of passers-by. It is better not to get involved in the adventures of the protagonist. The time traveler does not guarantee his personal safety.

He wanted to leave right there, but Xiaoxia and Xiaogang, who ran over after him, grabbed his shoulders from left to right.

"Xiao Mao, now is not the time to be dazed, hurry up and chase Xiao Zhi!" Xiao Xia yelled into his left ear.

"Xiao Mao, run faster, Xiao Zhi needs us now!" Xiao Gang pulled his right ear and neighed.

Xiao Mao, who felt pain in both eardrums and brain, let out a long sigh and let the two of them drag him away.He was still complaining hard in his heart, when he felt another violent shock on the ground under his feet. The two accomplices who were suspected of restricting their personal freedom slipped under their feet unbelievably, and fell to the floor together with Xiao Zhi while screaming.

Xiao Mao was originally included in this list, but the Flying Mantis flew out of the poke ball instantly and grabbed him when he was thrown into the air.

"Carda!" Flying Mantis didn't intend to save the others at all. After making sure that Xiao Mao was not injured, he nodded at him with a serious face, and ran back into the poke ball.

Xiaomao picked up the elf ball from the ground and put it back on his belt. Considering the special situation at this time, in order to prevent Xiaozhi's tragedy from repeating, he pressed the button on the back of the belt, and stretched out a few mechanical hands from the belt to hold it firmly. Buckle up six Poké Balls.

This is a special belt provided by Zhenghui, who has enjoyed his free babysitting for half a month. It can prevent the elf ball from falling off under severe external impact.

After doing all this, Xiao Maocai stood still and looked at the three people who had passed out on the ground, including a Pikachu, and sighed extremely melancholy.He could feel the ship's hull sinking violently, and the discomfort and weightlessness caused made him dizzy.

Forget it, if you come, you will be at ease. I think it is the most reliable of the four people. Since these three people sank to the bottom of the sea and came out safe and sound, as long as I am not too bad, I should not have a problem .The person with half-facial paralysis touched his chin calmly, then sat down on the ground, and took out elf food from his backpack to prepare it.