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Oki Shigeru looked at the sign in front of him, and snapped his fingers happily: "Farewell to Xiaozhi, farewell to troubles, without their interference, my character is still very good." It took half a day to arrive in Rainbow City. He was in a really good mood.

In the jellyfish disaster half a day ago, there was a lot of thunder and little rain. Tens of thousands of jellyfish and a big BOSS were sent out to destroy a few high-rise buildings, not to mention that no one was killed or even injured.

Xiaomao has already deeply reflected on his naivety. After all, this is the world of elves, and even elves will not be in danger, let alone human beings.

As soon as you enter Rainbow City, you will be surrounded by a special fragrance, which shocks you, and you can't help following the fragrance.

Xiao Mao was still standing there sniffing lightly, when there was a loud sneezing sound next to him.He turned his head and saw that the big-mouthed bat had fallen to the ground limply, its wings were limp, and it was sneezing painfully one after another. After a while, it burst into tears.

"What's the matter, are the big-mouthed bats allergic to perfume?" A certain percentage of elves are indeed sensitive to strange smells. Xiaomao picked up the big-mouthed bat and checked it, and found that it had no other discomfort except sneezing. In response, he quickly put it away.

"Ca Na~Ca Na~~" The Fire Dinosaur crossed its arms and squinted at the elf ball of the big-mouthed bat with disdain.

The elf ball in Xiaomao's hand shook, and he quickly comforted him: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's go to Rainbow Gym first."

The poke ball moved again unwillingly, and the light of the round button in the center dissipated.Xiaomao sighed and put the elf ball away, and looked at the fire dinosaur helplessly: "You too, don't provoke other elves casually."

Although the Fire Dinosaur had a tendency to bully the good people before it evolved, it was barely a law-abiding one. After it evolved into a Fire Dinosaur, it liked to show off.Xiaomao's little elves are not angry with Ibrahimovic enough, but the other little elves are always on point, causing conflicts from time to time.

The Fire Dinosaur shook its head, and shot a jet of flame at Xiaomao, let out an angry "Ka Na", and then got into the elf ball.

Like Jinhuang City, Rainbow City is also a super-large city. It is a famous amusement park. Whether it is the famous Rainbow Building or Rainbow Amusement Park, tourists will linger and forget to return.

But the boring otaku Shigeru Oki just strolled around the playground, he is not very interested in what the game currency can be exchanged for, although mini dragons and 3D dragons are rare elves, consumers should never compare with merchants A shrewd little elf who would take it out as a lottery exchange must have a problem.

Instead, he exchanged the elf food he made for many useful gadgets in the Rainbow Building. An uncle also exchanged a copy of "Learning Guide to Freezing Light" for his Seco soda.

Li Jia, the owner of the Rainbow Gym, is an expert in using grass-type elves, and is known as the "Miss who loves nature".The uncle who exchanged soda with Xiao Mao heard that he was going to challenge the Rainbow Gym, and told him by the way that Li Jia suffers from narcolepsy and often falls asleep.

Standing in front of the Rainbow Island tube, Xiaomao looked at the similar decorative pattern of the corolla on the top of the stinky flower, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "It seems that the old man was right, Li Jia's specialty elf is the stinky flower. "

Smelly flowers... Xiaomao's white and tender skin is a little blue, and it is very difficult to deal with elves with foul smells. No matter how the opponent's actual combat ability is, once they meet, many elves with low tolerance to smell Guaranteed to be finished.

He stood at the door and thought about it before pushing the door open and going in.There were all kinds of beauties in uniform standing inside, and everyone had a strange fragrance on them. Xiaomao sniffed his nose, and was a little excited about his beautiful cheerleading project.

"Hello, I'm here to challenge the Rainbow Gym. Is the owner, Ms. Li Jia, there?" It's not good to touch other people's mold.

Sure enough, the girl leading the way didn't intend to call Li Jia over immediately, but instead looked him up and down: "Do you like to spray perfume?"

Ha, an otaku may not like games or beauties, but their general characteristic is that they are lazy and are not interested in all troublesome things. In his previous life, he only ordered food delivery, so how could he have the same eye for perfume.Xiaomao blinked and showed a very excited look: "Of course, I have been spraying perfume on my body during the first month of travel, so as to attract more wild elves, and also make my own The elf feels relaxed and happy."

The beauty who asked the question looked no more than 20 years old, and her black hair was tied up in two bundles, one on the left and one on the right.She frowned slightly when she heard the words: "Then why didn't you wear perfume later?"

"Because I took in a big-mouthed bat. Unfortunately, it is allergic to fragrance." Seeing that the other party still didn't believe it, Xiaomao released the big-mouthed bat from the poke ball.

The big-mouthed bat immediately sneezed loudly, rolled up its wings and covered its nose pitifully: "Hey hey~ hey~~"

Xiaomao immediately put it away, and sighed innocently: "If it weren't for this, I would be so sorry for myself if I didn't buy some perfume when I came to Rainbow City. Who doesn't know in the Kanto area, Miss Lijia is not only A well-known grass-type trainer, and a perfume maker."

Only then did the beauty loosen her slightly frowned brows, nodded her head in satisfaction, and pointed to herself with a smile: "I am Yumei, my little brother has a very sweet mouth, I will take you to see Miss Li Jia."

Xiaomao nodded with a calm poker face, showing no embarrassment at all. Although people can see his careful thinking, he is still very useful, and that's enough.He doesn't care about the process, only the result.

In fact, Xiaomao is not flattering and flattering, because the perfume made by the owner Li Jia is indeed well-known far and wide. What can be compared with Li Jia's perfume is Li Jia's own beauty.

When Xiao Mao saw Li Jia for the first time, he gave a sigh of admiration in his heart, and even showed a half-finished smile at the corner of his mouth. Yamato Nadeko had always played the role of his dream lover.

Li Jia was taking care of a Smelly Flower with a smirk. After she finished wiping the saliva on the Smelly Flower, she turned her head to look at Xiaomao, slightly surprised: "The challenger this time is still very young." , Did you start from your hometown this year?"

Height is indeed an urgent defect that needs to be solved urgently. Xiaomao secretly sighed in his heart, a little regretful. It seems that the plan to abduct the gentle big sister will probably fail.

He made up his mind and replied: "There is nothing wrong. But I have already won four badges, and I hope to have a fair contest with Miss Li Jia."

Although people said it very politely, this sentence means don't underestimate him or even reserve his strength. Li Jia smiled and didn't say anything, but put away the stinky flowers and walked forward: "I understand, then Let's start fighting."

"The elves used in the Rainbow Gym are limited to three, until all the elves on one side lose their fighting power." Yumi seemed to have a good impression of him, and did not leave, but sat down in the audience next to her.

"Thank you." In the three-on-three match, Xiaomao thought about it in his heart, and because there was no strong smell in the arena, he released the big-mouthed bat.

"Hey hey~ hey~~" Being able to play in the gymnasium competition made the big-mouthed bat look high-spirited, contrary to the half-dead attitude before, flapping its wings very excitedly.

"Are you going to take the route of the poison type against the grass type?" Li Jia smiled confidently, and threw out her elf ball, "Then, the vine monster, it's up to you to deal with it!"

The vine monster is a typical grass-type elf. Looking at the thick vines on its body, Xiao Mao lost his mind for a moment.Because the vines covered the whole body, no one knew what was inside, which led to many speculations and associations.Because the vine monster is also wearing bright red boots, some people speculate that this kind of elf is turned into a child who fell into the water and drowned.

No, no, no, Xiaomao shook his head, he is a pure person who has escaped from vulgar interests, how can he believe such nonsense?

He glanced at the bright red boots of the vine monster, and looked away as if nothing had happened: "Big-mouthed bat, use a strange light to attack."

"The vine monster, avoid it!"

Two strings of bright lights shot out from the eyes of the big-mouthed bat, and it went straight towards the vine monster, and the vine monster rolled on the ground, avoiding the attack.

Seeing that the two elves were very close, Li Jia immediately said: "Use the tie tightly, and then use the hypnotic powder!" She was waiting for this moment, and after the attack, she would be in a state of stiffness, which is a good opportunity to use the hypnotic trick.

Li Jia originally thought that this attack would definitely hit, but she didn't expect that the big-mouthed bat turned its wings and twirled in the air with extreme dexterity, avoiding the tentacles stretched out by the vine monster.

Xiao Mao immediately seized the opportunity: "Big-mouthed bat, use venom to attack and dodge quickly."

Li Jia was not the only one who waited for the time to freeze after the attack. Xiaomao looked at the vine monster who was being attacked by the purple venom and was moaning in pain, and then looked at the big-mouthed bat that had moved away for a while, and smiled: " Use air chop."

Li Jia didn't expect that she would make such a mistake, and frowned and shouted: "The vine monster, hold on, run in its direction!" Air chopping is a skill that needs to be accelerated and warmed up. Far means that the more sufficient the acceleration distance, the higher the speed of the attacker.

As an excellent elf trainer, Li Jia quickly made her elf shorten the distance, which shows that she has a good understanding of the air cut skill.

——However, the speed of movement is relative. Li Jia's acceleration of the vine monster will actually make the speed difference between the two bigger.Xiao Mao looked up and smiled at her: "Miss Li Jia, I recommend you to read the second law of kinematics." There are scientists in this world, although elf trainers occupy the mainstream position.

A person without knowledge will hit a wall wherever he goes.Xiaomao looked at the vine monster that had completely lost its combat power after being hit, and smiled at Li Jia who was stunned: "I have given in."

Only when the opposite is a beautiful and gentle beauty, his desire to talk will be more obvious. If it is a big man like Ma Zhishi, Xiao Maozhun will ignore them.

"Squeak..." The vine monster thumped on the ground twice, it really had no strength, and looked at Li Jia with guilt and pitifulness and wailed.

"It's not your fault, it's because I misdirected it." Li Jia took it back, comforted her, and released her second elf, "Then I'll replace you, Dumber!"