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Chaomeng seems to want to invite the country's best trainers to come to the new island for a challenge, to prove to the world that elves are a more advanced species than humans.

Xiao Mao refused to comment on this. In order to prevent troubles from happening again, he has learned to do his own job honestly, and don't just point fingers at Chaomeng. He feels that he really does not have the talent to save the world.

His job is actually very simple, that is to check Chaomeng's body on time every day, and at the same time help the shopkeeper Chaomeng rebuild its ideal Xinjima Research Institute.

The only thing that makes Xiaomao curious is that of course Chaomeng will not eat the food he prepared for his elves, but he will not eat the food he prepared for himself.

"Don't you need to eat?" While watching the chrysanthemum leaf bouncing around and turning the screw with the tip of the blade on his head, Xiao Mao asked slightly sideways.

In fact, he is not very interested in the answer to this question. Anyway, he is not the one who is hungry, but Xiaomao has discovered that Chaomeng is actually a "lonely child" in the past month. After using the special term of influencing Dafa, his head was pumped ten times in a row, which completely refreshed the five times when he asked Chaomeng if he could get through the second channel of Ren and Du.

Whenever he does not have a conversation with Chaomeng for a long time, the great thinker Chaomeng will fall into a state of muttering and world-weary, and start standing alone on the edge of the island, facing the sea and repeatedly repeating "who am I" and "why am I here?" "These two sentences.

Brother, are you kidding, the former question is okay, but is it really necessary to discuss the latter question? Didn’t you run to the place where you were born and take me as a passerby?Xiaomao really can't bear the calluses on his ears, and recently he has a few words with Chaomeng from time to time to prevent it from becoming a repeater again.

Chaomeng flicked its tail and also watched Xiaomao's elf rebuilding the Niijima Research Institute, and raised his eyelids to look at him coldly after hearing this: "A high-end creature like me doesn't need to rely on food to live. "

"So you can drink enough to drink the northwest wind?" Xiaomao showed a thoughtful expression, "No wonder, you find time to open your mouth facing the sea every day and talk, you must be taking the opportunity to eat."

He stared at Chaomeng's light purple icy eyes very sincerely: "Say it earlier, I will never bother you during meal time again, and now you can repeat those two sentences facing the sea."

Chaomeng watched him be silent for a long time before whispering: "I'm just thinking about the true meaning of life, if I think about it again, I'll kill you, stupid human being."

Xiaomao was also silent for a while, and then asked in confusion: "But as an elf, why do you think about the true meaning of life?" You are not a human being.

He looked at the tip of the tail that was twitching, and hurriedly turned his head to try to avoid it, but halfway through the dodging movement, his body was controlled by superpowers, and he was hit on the head immediately: "It hurts, if I can't say it, I will hit someone , can you change something new?"

"Your mind can be used to do more things." Chaomeng stretched out his hand, and a design drawing appeared out of thin air, "I was extracted and copied from Dream's eyelashes, I am the only one in this world Duplicate—I've recently been thinking about building a machine that would make me less than the only one."

"You mean, you want to build a brand new elf duplication machine and mass-produce elf duplications?" Xiaomao put away his joking thoughts, squinted his eyes slightly and replied, "This is impossible, am I right?" will help you."

Regardless of whether it is feasible to use a few cells to create life out of thin air in a short period of time, Xiaomao feels that if he helps Chaomeng realize this, it may cause social unrest. An army of elves attacking humans will bring devastating disasters.

"Create that kind of machine, and I'll let you leave here." Chaomeng's face was slightly gloomy, "I can feel that you are becoming more and more impatient these days, do you want to participate in the human being called Quartz Conference the match of?"

"Of course, I have been traveling for that competition for nearly two years, so I naturally have expectations." The other party could directly see through his thoughts, and Xiaomao didn't hide too much. He let out a long breath, "But depending on the situation, I won't be able to catch up." There is still more than a month before the Quartz Conference.

Even if what Chaomeng said is true, he also participated in the research of the elf copying machine. According to the current speed, the research institute has not even been built in a month.

Now what Xiaomao cares about is no longer whether he can participate in a competition, but whether he can leave here alive, and the other party has no intention of letting him go.

"Ah hoo—" There was a shout from a distance, and Xiaomao turned his head to look over, and saw that Gyarados and Kuailong were working together to carry a huge machine.

Chaomeng explained: "This is something I asked Kuailong to find in a nearby research institute to provide parts for the elves' copying machines."

"... nearby research institute? Nishino Mori Research Institute on the coast of Binu?" Xiaomao looked at the pattern of a flirtatious man holding a rose in his mouth on the machine, and twitched the corners of his lips, "This is the old doctor's last My favorite elf analysis machine, he must be crying bitterly while hugging the dumb hippopotamus."

Chaomeng seemed to want to say something, but was interrupted by a ringtone, Xiaomao took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at the caller ID: "Ah, I'm sorry, today's psychological counseling is over, I'm a little private Things need to be dealt with."

Chaomeng turned coldly, walked to a place far away from him and stopped.

This child has recently learned to consciously avoid when others need it. Xiaomao understands that it is still very effective for him to complain in his heart these days. In order not to read strange things from his mind, Chaomeng, Mind reading is rarely used on him now.

Xiaomao answered the phone, looked at Xiaozhi's smiling face on the screen, and relaxed in a rare way: "What's the matter?" So far he hasn't told anyone about being kidnapped by an elf, and he keeps it in his heart It was very uncomfortable, and his mood was not as good as it appeared.

In order to worry about other people hearing something strange, he has not actively contacted the outside world, so he can relive the feeling of communicating with normal humans when talking with Xiaozhi.

After obtaining the Crimson Badge, Xiaozhi also encountered many adventures on the way back to Changpan City from Red Lotus Island as usual. At this time, his cheeks flushed with excitement: "Xiaoxia is going to perform water ballet performance in Hualan Gymnasium, Xiaoxia Mao, would you like to come and take a look?"

Xiaomao looked regretful: "I told you that I am now conducting field research on an uninhabited island, and I will not be able to go back in a short time." He really felt regretful. He had been with Chaomeng for a month and had missed A lot of interesting things.

Xiaozhi was disappointed, and looked at his back through the screen: "Where are you now, is it really such an important research? You can't even take a day off to watch Xiaoxia's performance?"

"Of course, I'll tell you secretly that this is a test given to me by the alliance. There are many interesting things on this small island, but it's a pity that it's a secret mission, otherwise I can invite you to come and play together." Xiaomao revealed to him. A faint smile.

Xiaozhi's entire face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, he nodded vaguely, looked at him with eyes full of surprise, and said lightly: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. When did I say polite words to you?" Actually, it wasn't true.Xiaomao blinked melancholy, if the world superman Xiaozhi came to Xinjima, then he could take a ride and leave this damned place [-]% of the time.

However, Chaomeng is different from all other plot elves. It is very dangerous and destructive. On the third day of sorting out the institute, the ice elf worriedly took him by the corner of his clothes and led him to see the excavation. A dozen unrecognizable corpses came out, and Xiaomao knew very well that Chaomeng had killed many lives in Chaomeng's hands.

He will not coax others to risk his life for his own safety, at least in front of Chaomeng, this world is not a safe fairy tale.

Xiaomao chatted with Xiaozhi with his mobile phone in his arms, and when he hung up the phone, he was not surprised to see Chaomeng facing the sea, with a deep and painful expression on his face, and said in a low voice: "Who am I? What am I?" Why are you here?"

"It's noon, I'll let the elves rest for a while and start preparing lunch." Xiaomao looked around and saw that his elves looked tired, so he added, "I will apply for two more meals with you in the future." hour lunch break."

Chaomeng, who seemed to be in a state of meditation, immediately stopped the painful self-torture, and turned to look at him: "Okay."

"Why do you answer me immediately every time I talk to you?" Xiaomao asked the question rather puzzled. From this, it can be seen that Chaomeng is not a qualified thinker at all, and is so easily disturbed by the outside world. .

He thought that he would not get the answer, and the only result should be to touch the tip of the tail of the second-year boy Chaomeng, but he did not expect Chaomeng to answer this question: "Because I think talking to you is better than being immersed in my own thinking." More interesting."

Xiaomao's eyes turned cold, his heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly reiterated: "Let me tell you first, I'm not interested in you." Could it be that the other party repeated these two sentences like a convulsion every day, just to attract his attention?

Chaomeng's whole face was twitching, and it found that it was so stupid to want to discuss the true meaning of life with this person, and the other person could always defeat it with the shortest words.