suboptimal happiness
Chapter 1
"I don't have STDs, no, STDs, no..." The sobs were broken and scattered, full of grievances, anger, and sadness.
It's just that although those who heard it felt distressed, they didn't suspend their attacks while taking advantage of others.During the physical entanglement, Shi Linhao's hoarse voice due to passion is completely opposite to the seemingly fierce action, and his deliberately low tone effectively soothes the recipient's emotions: "No, no, clean, clean inside and out, Cleanest..."
"I haven't done it, I haven't had promiscuity, I haven't, can you believe it!..." Guan Chengyi shouted his innocence while being forced to raise his head high by the fierce collision.
"Yes, yes, I believe it, I believe it, we are virgins, clean..." Although laughing at this time seemed a bit wolf-hearted, Shi Linhao was really elated from the bottom of his heart and couldn't be restrained.The slightly burly body moved harder and harder, the strength seemed to not push people through, and he would not give up until he made a hole in the top of the bed.
In the beginning, Guan Chengyi relied on his subconscious mind to shout clear and intelligible words, but later his consciousness was smashed to pieces. Not to mention Shi Linhao, Guan Chengyi saved the recordings. I believe he would not be able to hear these hums after he woke up. What language does Luo belong to?However, all of this did not delay their passionate confrontation. No matter whether Guan Chengyi was willing or not at the time, under Shi Linhao's technology, he never missed the peak and delivered a lot.Only when Guan Chengyi, who was slightly drunk, was able to fall into a coma, Shi Linhao released it again. Naturally, he also made a lot of fun.
Shi Linhao also felt tired and attacked by some overdrawn pleasure, but this was not the reason why he didn't clean up the follow-up for Guan Chengyi. He just deliberately and intentionally let the two of them fall asleep with traces of the aftermath.
Anyone who has ever experienced a hangover knows that most people wake up with a headache the next day after a hangover.People like Guan Chengyi, who happen to be in a state between intoxicated and not intoxicated by chance, usually don't end up with a tragic end like a splitting headache. The most common symptom is thirst.
Guan Chengyi was woken up by this dry mouth in the early morning. Even though his brain told him to get up and drink water, his whole body was completely powerless, and there was nothing awkward about it.Dimly wondering if he was trapped by the nightmare, so he kicked with all his strength, trying to push himself out of the dream.
I felt like I was stepping on a hard bone, and then I groaned, there was someone beside me!Guan Chengyi didn't have time to react in surprise, and the bedside lamp snapped on.The sudden stimulation of the light made him squint his eyes involuntarily, and he was pulled from the quilt to sit up.
"If you want some water, I'll get it."
Shi Linhao's voice was familiar with Guan Chengyi, so he digested the surprise because of this, he just hummed because he was thirsty.When Shi Linhao walked to the door, he turned on the headlight, and the whole room was exposed to the light, including the two naked creatures.The discomfort made Guan Chengyi sluggish. With his eyes closed, Shi Linhao heard the expected reaction when the water dispenser in the living room was receiving water.
Whether it's a blessing or a curse depends on what happened. Shi Linhao took a deep breath and walked into the bedroom with his naked body upright.The quilt has been pulled up by the man to cover the part that should not be exposed, and the two hands are holding the quilt tightly with their heads up.
Guan Chengyi was dumbfounded, the sitting posture made some part of his body bleed out, and he subconsciously touched a hand of mucus, the little alcohol smell before going to bed has already been consumed, how can he cover up the strong fishy smell?He is not stupid, even if he is a rookie as he said before, the essence of a man will never admit his mistake!No matter where you come from, you can't make a mistake!What happened, let alone guess wrong!
Guan Chengyi felt sad, with an indescribable sense of powerlessness.It wasn't that he was sad and lost his body, he just gave birth to that kind of desolation, the pain of being emptied of one's soul at dusk.Rather than saying that he would be angry with Shi Linhao, it would be better to say that he is mourning his indisputability.The plot he tried his best to recall let him know that he was half responsible, and his disdain made Shi Linhao blame it all.
"Drink water first." Shi Linhao stood at the head of the bed for a while, taking a panoramic view of the changes in Guan Chengyi's expression before handing over the cup.Guan Chengyi was extremely thirsty, and drank a glass of water in one go.
"anything else?"
Guan Chengyi shook his head, and for the first time met Shi Linhao's eyes under the light.Although, as Shi Linhao expected, the warmth in the beautiful eyes when facing him was lacking in the past, replaced by strange scrutiny, but the sour feeling that the person in front of him blocked his heart for a while disappeared, and he His heart is no longer tugged and uncomfortable, so Shi Linhao is actually at ease.
Shi Linhao has a burly figure, which matches his kindness very well.Even if he missed yesterday's opportunity clearly in his heart, it is not easy to catch this petty bourgeoisie with a small cleverness; Provoke this outsider.He also showed his simplicity and honesty just right, and he looked completely anxious as he wanted to show his kindness but was so honest that he couldn't do anything.
In the past, he just regarded sincerity as an exquisite handicraft, and looked at it every day, purely for appreciation of beautiful things.Some men fantasize about model pictorials, and absolutely have no real idea of possession.But since he picked up this "handicraft" home in the drizzle, his heart became more and more restless, until the uncooked rice was cooked first.
He also hesitated before, but Guan Chengyi made his heart itch time and time again, and when he repeatedly let his hard heart taste the unripe Shanlihong, he knew that his heart was in love, and a person like himself would be in pain, so he could only Proof that he was moved.Don't hide and deceive yourself, he thought that the "spring" that he would never have in his life has come, and he is still a straight man. It seems that God still hasn't played enough with him.
Shi Linhao couldn't express his love, and he couldn't help his lover's plight.It's not that he's incompetent, it's that they didn't even give him the status of an ordinary friend.When it accumulates, it becomes love and hate, and bad temper comes up: "Damn it, you make me uncomfortable, so I will do you, and everyone is comfortable." The authentic way of saying it is more selfish, and the harsh way of saying it is really a bit selfish.
"You like men." Guan Chengyi said affirmatively.Homosexuality is no longer a new word for modern college students, let alone an invisible and intangible illusory term. Shi Linhao's performance is undoubtedly the representative of this term.
"I like you." The plain-looking Shi Linhao said more sincerely.
"Like me? Like to do, me." According to the analysis of the marks on the body and the evidence left on the bed, the battle situation should be of the intense type, leaving the soreness and dull pain similar to that after sports for the first time; stinging pain and The absence of great pain is enough to prove that Shi Linhao's skills are good, and proficient skills are not always innate.Should I thank him for his rich experience?This is Shi Linhao's definition of cleverness. Even if Guan Chengyi is full of anger and grief, he can still think rationally in bitterness.
"Watching you eat steamed buns makes me sad, watching you drink salt water makes me sad, watching you press your clothes on the quilt makes me feel sad... Every day I hope to see your sincere smile, which means you have solved the difficulties; every day I would rather you force your face to ask me politely and come back, then you will continue to live... I want you to be happy every day and live here, isn't that called liking?"
Guan Chengyi's face immediately flushed red, embarrassment and shame appeared in his eyes.He is not a person who accepts favors from others casually, but after being rescued by Shi Linhao, who has just been upgraded from a stranger, in addition to normal gratitude, he will definitely find opportunities to repay others in the future. Instead, he regressed the relationship between them. It is also very careful not to add any further trouble.Therefore, under economic pressure, it is impossible for him to share the meal expenses with Shi Linhao on the AA system, and he does not want to take advantage of it, so he "looks" that he does not eat at this temporary home, but actually eats one yuan and four small steamed buns every day behind his back.
Originally, Shi Linhao didn't have many opportunities to cook by himself in his life. He often went out to pick up food in the early morning, and he had to eat whatever he could for breakfast, as long as he was full.It's relatively free at noon, and it's just a box lunch.The best thing in a day to sit down and eat is dinner, which he also solves with fast food.At the end of the day, it's not laziness, which isn't usually what people describe a person who goes out to work at 2am, he just doesn't have the heart to do it.
After discovering Guan Chengyi's predicament, he tried many times to create opportunities for the two of them to have meals together. For example, when the other party arrived home early, he prepared the home-cooked food and greeted Guan Chengyi very casually when he entered the door: "Are you back? Just right, let's go together." Eat, the boss enthusiastically bought more today."
Obviously he saw longing in Guan Chengyi's eyes, and Guan Chengyi's throat swallowed as a reflex of wanting to eat, and the answer he heard was always the same: "No, I just ate it, eat it while it's hot. Thank you."
Every time at this time, Shi Linhao was so aggrieved that he wanted to scold his mother, he ate everything tastelessly with a poop face, and could only slander: "Pretend! Keep pretending! You will suffer for your face, you fucking Watch me eat it! I'm so hungry!"
Shi Linhao felt that Guan Chengyi was pretending to be B, and that he was being cheap.If you are begging on the main road, you can give some if you are happy, and ignore it if you are not happy.When did I see myself feeling sad for a beggar, why the hell would I not care about eating steamed buns with sincerity, there are many people who can't even afford steamed buns, how can he be considered a family with enough food and clothing, people eat it to his heart's content, and his heart aches when he eats steamed buns Shit!
Although Guan Chengyi has a good appearance, he can't be regarded as a high-quality goods, not to mention there is nothing in the circle, enchanting type, delicate type... Shi Lin Hao is also ridiculous. of?In Shi Linhao's words, he was obsessed with ghosts, and accidentally lost his life for Xiao Cong.
Shi Linhao's job has two parts, the vegetable seller in the vegetable market during the day, and the vegetable delivery in the high-end community at night.Selling vegetables is a time-based job. Some people like to go early in the morning to buy vegetables for the day. Most of them are retired aunts and mothers-in-law. They gather at 6:00-7:00 in the morning; Those who get up late have breakfast in a hurry, and work lunches at work at noon. Most of these young pseudo-white-collar workers buy a la carte for dinner after work. They gather between 5:30 and 6:30 in the evening.
The vegetable market is officially locked at 7 pm, and usually every vegetable vendor has to clean up his stall, so the administrator closed the door in the last 30 minutes, leaving only the corner door for vegetable vendors and fish vendors to come in and out of.Shi Linhao noticed Guan Chengyi because the days were too boring. Once the peak period of vegetable sales was over, there was no traffic in the entire vegetable market, and there was only a pile of eggplants and peppers, smelling of fish and meat.
If a "male horn" pops out of such a dull moment, it must be eye-catching.Guan Chengyi is Shi Linhao's disguised "boutique male pig". His acquaintance with Guan Chengyi is completely a bad idea for Shi Xiaofeng to make fun of himself. Pounce on yourself, what a cool feeling this is for a natural GAY.In the final analysis, Shi hawker is not malicious in his bones and despises pretending urbanites.So he exchanged the top fresh vegetables for the price of a line of vegetables and gave them to Guan Chengyi, a few cents would be worth a lot.
In short, it was the peddler Shi who discovered Guan Chengyi's scheming, who always rushed to buy vegetables before the market closed, and took the initiative to hand out the olive branch on a certain day, and deliberately postponed for a few minutes to clean up the vegetable stall.After Guan Chengyi found out that he was serious, and conveniently put in the shallots as a side dish, the relationship between them gradually developed into a directional customer relationship.Just as Shi Hawker expected, there are men to wait for every day when work is over.
It's just that although those who heard it felt distressed, they didn't suspend their attacks while taking advantage of others.During the physical entanglement, Shi Linhao's hoarse voice due to passion is completely opposite to the seemingly fierce action, and his deliberately low tone effectively soothes the recipient's emotions: "No, no, clean, clean inside and out, Cleanest..."
"I haven't done it, I haven't had promiscuity, I haven't, can you believe it!..." Guan Chengyi shouted his innocence while being forced to raise his head high by the fierce collision.
"Yes, yes, I believe it, I believe it, we are virgins, clean..." Although laughing at this time seemed a bit wolf-hearted, Shi Linhao was really elated from the bottom of his heart and couldn't be restrained.The slightly burly body moved harder and harder, the strength seemed to not push people through, and he would not give up until he made a hole in the top of the bed.
In the beginning, Guan Chengyi relied on his subconscious mind to shout clear and intelligible words, but later his consciousness was smashed to pieces. Not to mention Shi Linhao, Guan Chengyi saved the recordings. I believe he would not be able to hear these hums after he woke up. What language does Luo belong to?However, all of this did not delay their passionate confrontation. No matter whether Guan Chengyi was willing or not at the time, under Shi Linhao's technology, he never missed the peak and delivered a lot.Only when Guan Chengyi, who was slightly drunk, was able to fall into a coma, Shi Linhao released it again. Naturally, he also made a lot of fun.
Shi Linhao also felt tired and attacked by some overdrawn pleasure, but this was not the reason why he didn't clean up the follow-up for Guan Chengyi. He just deliberately and intentionally let the two of them fall asleep with traces of the aftermath.
Anyone who has ever experienced a hangover knows that most people wake up with a headache the next day after a hangover.People like Guan Chengyi, who happen to be in a state between intoxicated and not intoxicated by chance, usually don't end up with a tragic end like a splitting headache. The most common symptom is thirst.
Guan Chengyi was woken up by this dry mouth in the early morning. Even though his brain told him to get up and drink water, his whole body was completely powerless, and there was nothing awkward about it.Dimly wondering if he was trapped by the nightmare, so he kicked with all his strength, trying to push himself out of the dream.
I felt like I was stepping on a hard bone, and then I groaned, there was someone beside me!Guan Chengyi didn't have time to react in surprise, and the bedside lamp snapped on.The sudden stimulation of the light made him squint his eyes involuntarily, and he was pulled from the quilt to sit up.
"If you want some water, I'll get it."
Shi Linhao's voice was familiar with Guan Chengyi, so he digested the surprise because of this, he just hummed because he was thirsty.When Shi Linhao walked to the door, he turned on the headlight, and the whole room was exposed to the light, including the two naked creatures.The discomfort made Guan Chengyi sluggish. With his eyes closed, Shi Linhao heard the expected reaction when the water dispenser in the living room was receiving water.
Whether it's a blessing or a curse depends on what happened. Shi Linhao took a deep breath and walked into the bedroom with his naked body upright.The quilt has been pulled up by the man to cover the part that should not be exposed, and the two hands are holding the quilt tightly with their heads up.
Guan Chengyi was dumbfounded, the sitting posture made some part of his body bleed out, and he subconsciously touched a hand of mucus, the little alcohol smell before going to bed has already been consumed, how can he cover up the strong fishy smell?He is not stupid, even if he is a rookie as he said before, the essence of a man will never admit his mistake!No matter where you come from, you can't make a mistake!What happened, let alone guess wrong!
Guan Chengyi felt sad, with an indescribable sense of powerlessness.It wasn't that he was sad and lost his body, he just gave birth to that kind of desolation, the pain of being emptied of one's soul at dusk.Rather than saying that he would be angry with Shi Linhao, it would be better to say that he is mourning his indisputability.The plot he tried his best to recall let him know that he was half responsible, and his disdain made Shi Linhao blame it all.
"Drink water first." Shi Linhao stood at the head of the bed for a while, taking a panoramic view of the changes in Guan Chengyi's expression before handing over the cup.Guan Chengyi was extremely thirsty, and drank a glass of water in one go.
"anything else?"
Guan Chengyi shook his head, and for the first time met Shi Linhao's eyes under the light.Although, as Shi Linhao expected, the warmth in the beautiful eyes when facing him was lacking in the past, replaced by strange scrutiny, but the sour feeling that the person in front of him blocked his heart for a while disappeared, and he His heart is no longer tugged and uncomfortable, so Shi Linhao is actually at ease.
Shi Linhao has a burly figure, which matches his kindness very well.Even if he missed yesterday's opportunity clearly in his heart, it is not easy to catch this petty bourgeoisie with a small cleverness; Provoke this outsider.He also showed his simplicity and honesty just right, and he looked completely anxious as he wanted to show his kindness but was so honest that he couldn't do anything.
In the past, he just regarded sincerity as an exquisite handicraft, and looked at it every day, purely for appreciation of beautiful things.Some men fantasize about model pictorials, and absolutely have no real idea of possession.But since he picked up this "handicraft" home in the drizzle, his heart became more and more restless, until the uncooked rice was cooked first.
He also hesitated before, but Guan Chengyi made his heart itch time and time again, and when he repeatedly let his hard heart taste the unripe Shanlihong, he knew that his heart was in love, and a person like himself would be in pain, so he could only Proof that he was moved.Don't hide and deceive yourself, he thought that the "spring" that he would never have in his life has come, and he is still a straight man. It seems that God still hasn't played enough with him.
Shi Linhao couldn't express his love, and he couldn't help his lover's plight.It's not that he's incompetent, it's that they didn't even give him the status of an ordinary friend.When it accumulates, it becomes love and hate, and bad temper comes up: "Damn it, you make me uncomfortable, so I will do you, and everyone is comfortable." The authentic way of saying it is more selfish, and the harsh way of saying it is really a bit selfish.
"You like men." Guan Chengyi said affirmatively.Homosexuality is no longer a new word for modern college students, let alone an invisible and intangible illusory term. Shi Linhao's performance is undoubtedly the representative of this term.
"I like you." The plain-looking Shi Linhao said more sincerely.
"Like me? Like to do, me." According to the analysis of the marks on the body and the evidence left on the bed, the battle situation should be of the intense type, leaving the soreness and dull pain similar to that after sports for the first time; stinging pain and The absence of great pain is enough to prove that Shi Linhao's skills are good, and proficient skills are not always innate.Should I thank him for his rich experience?This is Shi Linhao's definition of cleverness. Even if Guan Chengyi is full of anger and grief, he can still think rationally in bitterness.
"Watching you eat steamed buns makes me sad, watching you drink salt water makes me sad, watching you press your clothes on the quilt makes me feel sad... Every day I hope to see your sincere smile, which means you have solved the difficulties; every day I would rather you force your face to ask me politely and come back, then you will continue to live... I want you to be happy every day and live here, isn't that called liking?"
Guan Chengyi's face immediately flushed red, embarrassment and shame appeared in his eyes.He is not a person who accepts favors from others casually, but after being rescued by Shi Linhao, who has just been upgraded from a stranger, in addition to normal gratitude, he will definitely find opportunities to repay others in the future. Instead, he regressed the relationship between them. It is also very careful not to add any further trouble.Therefore, under economic pressure, it is impossible for him to share the meal expenses with Shi Linhao on the AA system, and he does not want to take advantage of it, so he "looks" that he does not eat at this temporary home, but actually eats one yuan and four small steamed buns every day behind his back.
Originally, Shi Linhao didn't have many opportunities to cook by himself in his life. He often went out to pick up food in the early morning, and he had to eat whatever he could for breakfast, as long as he was full.It's relatively free at noon, and it's just a box lunch.The best thing in a day to sit down and eat is dinner, which he also solves with fast food.At the end of the day, it's not laziness, which isn't usually what people describe a person who goes out to work at 2am, he just doesn't have the heart to do it.
After discovering Guan Chengyi's predicament, he tried many times to create opportunities for the two of them to have meals together. For example, when the other party arrived home early, he prepared the home-cooked food and greeted Guan Chengyi very casually when he entered the door: "Are you back? Just right, let's go together." Eat, the boss enthusiastically bought more today."
Obviously he saw longing in Guan Chengyi's eyes, and Guan Chengyi's throat swallowed as a reflex of wanting to eat, and the answer he heard was always the same: "No, I just ate it, eat it while it's hot. Thank you."
Every time at this time, Shi Linhao was so aggrieved that he wanted to scold his mother, he ate everything tastelessly with a poop face, and could only slander: "Pretend! Keep pretending! You will suffer for your face, you fucking Watch me eat it! I'm so hungry!"
Shi Linhao felt that Guan Chengyi was pretending to be B, and that he was being cheap.If you are begging on the main road, you can give some if you are happy, and ignore it if you are not happy.When did I see myself feeling sad for a beggar, why the hell would I not care about eating steamed buns with sincerity, there are many people who can't even afford steamed buns, how can he be considered a family with enough food and clothing, people eat it to his heart's content, and his heart aches when he eats steamed buns Shit!
Although Guan Chengyi has a good appearance, he can't be regarded as a high-quality goods, not to mention there is nothing in the circle, enchanting type, delicate type... Shi Lin Hao is also ridiculous. of?In Shi Linhao's words, he was obsessed with ghosts, and accidentally lost his life for Xiao Cong.
Shi Linhao's job has two parts, the vegetable seller in the vegetable market during the day, and the vegetable delivery in the high-end community at night.Selling vegetables is a time-based job. Some people like to go early in the morning to buy vegetables for the day. Most of them are retired aunts and mothers-in-law. They gather at 6:00-7:00 in the morning; Those who get up late have breakfast in a hurry, and work lunches at work at noon. Most of these young pseudo-white-collar workers buy a la carte for dinner after work. They gather between 5:30 and 6:30 in the evening.
The vegetable market is officially locked at 7 pm, and usually every vegetable vendor has to clean up his stall, so the administrator closed the door in the last 30 minutes, leaving only the corner door for vegetable vendors and fish vendors to come in and out of.Shi Linhao noticed Guan Chengyi because the days were too boring. Once the peak period of vegetable sales was over, there was no traffic in the entire vegetable market, and there was only a pile of eggplants and peppers, smelling of fish and meat.
If a "male horn" pops out of such a dull moment, it must be eye-catching.Guan Chengyi is Shi Linhao's disguised "boutique male pig". His acquaintance with Guan Chengyi is completely a bad idea for Shi Xiaofeng to make fun of himself. Pounce on yourself, what a cool feeling this is for a natural GAY.In the final analysis, Shi hawker is not malicious in his bones and despises pretending urbanites.So he exchanged the top fresh vegetables for the price of a line of vegetables and gave them to Guan Chengyi, a few cents would be worth a lot.
In short, it was the peddler Shi who discovered Guan Chengyi's scheming, who always rushed to buy vegetables before the market closed, and took the initiative to hand out the olive branch on a certain day, and deliberately postponed for a few minutes to clean up the vegetable stall.After Guan Chengyi found out that he was serious, and conveniently put in the shallots as a side dish, the relationship between them gradually developed into a directional customer relationship.Just as Shi Hawker expected, there are men to wait for every day when work is over.
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