brother's bizarre adventure

A week later, Jonah's plant research project ended. After seeing off the students, he drove home. The car had just driven to the door of the house. Before entering the house, the door opened, and three babies rushed out from inside.

"Dad!" X3

"Yo, Qiao Luno, Ying, Xu Lun, you are all here, Dad brought you a gift, do you miss me?" Jona smiled brightly, went out for a trip, and was so happy to be greeted by the children when he came home.

Stop the car, chat with Huo Zhixie in private: "Xiao Huo, you know what to do next, go ahead."

Huo Zhigao came out on his own initiative, with a very energetic voice: "Understood, let's start the feast." He floated out and palmed the children one by one, "What do you want to eat today, I want to show you."

Giorno: "Macadamia fruit pizza."

Giorno, the boss of an Italian organization, loves fruit pizza, and the native-born Italians in the organization expressed their displeasure.However, he would not eat in front of the guards and assassination team, he would go to the restaurant to eat by himself.A caring boss, nothing more than that.

Sakura: "Mapo tofu." In fact, she didn't eat spicy food when she was a child. When she was at Tohsaka's house, Kotomine Kirei once brought mapo tofu from someone who didn't know where he got it as a guest. He thoughtfully removed the spicy oil and smiled. Not to mention spicy.The children were innocent and believed it was true, and then there was nothing else. For a whole month since then, the Tohsaka sisters kept a cold face and said nothing when they saw Kotomine Kirei.The spiciness-loving priest's evaluation of the degree of spiciness cannot be given a single surname.

After that, she came to Kujo's house and saw the familiar mapo tofu, and only then did she realize that Kotomine Kirei's tofu was made by her father.Dad does everything right!With this mentality in mind, Sakura tried to eat spicy food.After so many years, I can barely adapt to the spicy taste.

Huozhi nodded happily, and asked skillfully, "Slightly spicy?" Of course the real mapo tofu must be super spicy, but if the children at home want to eat it, it's okay to make non-spicy mapo tofu.

"Slightly spicy."

"Okay." Looking at the thoughtful Xu Lun, "What would Xu Xu want to eat?"

"Steak, steak in tomato sauce."

Yep, another weird dish.

However, Huo Zhigao didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, so he gave a thumbs up: "No problem."

Seeing the children discussing such important things as what to have for lunch today, Jonah said, "Dad, go and put the car away, and he will be here right away."

"Hi hi."

The children followed Huo Zhixiu back to the living room.

……

After parking the car, Jonah opened the trunk and was about to enter the house with his things. When he was about to walk to the door, he saw Jotaro coming out of the house.

His expression changed slightly, and he complained: "Ni Jiang, are you there? You have been hiding inside and can't come out, really. I still have a lot of things in the car, come, help me carry them."

"Well, I'm here." Jotaro clenched his fists, with a calm expression, "put things down first, I have something to ask you." He thought a lot this week, and felt that it would be too arbitrary to shake his fist when we meet, at least to see Look at Jonah's attitude.

"Go in and talk, go in and talk." Jonah didn't want to stand and chat, and walked into the house.

Jotaro stepped forward and stopped him, his eyes were blocked by the brim of his hat: "Let's talk here." Seeing Jonah's puzzled expression, he added, "It's something that children shouldn't know."

"It's so mysterious, I want to see what you have to say." Jonah put down his things and moved his shoulders, "Speak."

Jotaro took a breath without moving his expression, and asked, "Xu Lun recently learned to drag racing, do you know?"

"Ah?" Jonah was stunned, "Xu Lun is only 9 years old, and her stand-in is still a little bit small, not big enough in size and precision, how to drive a car. I believe in driving, it is impossible to drive a car. Is it because your father has too many filters, so you can't go for a ride?" Think of it as drag racing."

A tic-tac-toe popped out of Jotaro's forehead, look at his attitude, this guy doesn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all, even just going for a ride is very dangerous!Fists clenched and loosened.

Trying to calm down the tone: "It's drag racing, and I'm the co-pilot."

"You mean, Xu Lun is sitting in the driver's seat and will take you racing. Ni Jiang, use the Platinum Star to coax your children to not call racing." Jonah's expression was a bit strange, and he didn't believe what Jotaro said. Xu Lun played, and Jotaro was completely nervous about the transition.

Really, the child is so big that he can't keep it in his arms.Look at my children, they wantonly show themselves super nice.

Clenched his fists for three seconds before releasing them: "It's not Platinum Star. Xu Lun and Shi Zhi cooperated freely, and the speed was as high as 80 yards."

Jonah's first reaction was that 80 yards is also called drag racing?It was just warming up, but soon realized that this idea was not right, and forced a happy expression.

"Ni... No, I mean Xu Lun is really smart, did she come up with this way of cooperation?"

What you just wanted to say was nice, right? Well, this time the fist will not be loosened.

"It was taught by Sakura and Giorno." After saying this, Jotaro stopped talking nonsense.

Canteen Poli Sauce, Ola Ola Ola Ola.

There is only a boxing shadow, and there is no time stop. In this case, the effect of using time stop to teach a lesson is not enough.

Jonah was stunned by the sudden Euler punch, and reflexively crossed his arms in front of his face to protect his face, and shouted: "Bastard, I just came back, why did you do it... Wait, what did you just say, Sakura and Jolu Nuo taught Xu Lun to drag racing?" I just went out to study plants, what did these children do, it was more exciting than when Dad was young.

"Yes." Jotaro thought that the stand-in Ola wasn't enjoyable enough, so he took a step forward, raised his hard fists, and went into the battle himself, "Xu Lun is still so young, drag racing is very dangerous, you are a good leader. Ola Ola! "

"Damn it, two against one." Jonah dodged the fists of Platinum Star and the angry old father at the same time, a little embarrassed.

Feeling wrong about Xu Lun's matter, but also a little unconvinced, he hid his fist and said: "I'm not at home at all, you haven't turned around after being at home for so long, scum."

The one who answered him was Ola Ola Ola Fist.

"If you do it again, I'll fight back. If you can't beat Platinum Star, can you still beat you?"

Euler Euler Euler.

"Damn it, you forced me." Jonah roared, "Powerful buff ripple sprint." Withdrew the protective arm, grabbed Jotaro who was outputting, turned his back, and activated the powerful buff.

"Eat me over the shoulder, Ulla!"

……

At the same time, Huo Zhixin, who was serving fruits to the children, suddenly staggered and almost fell.After stabilizing with his precision B, he widened his eyes: "Who, who is beating the body of Uncle Ben."

Putting down the fruit plate, he rushed out angrily.

The children also felt that it was wrong, and followed behind the mother chicken Huo Zhigao like chickens.

Opening the door, I saw two 195s fighting. Jonah pressed Jotaro's hammer, and Platinum Star pressed Jonah Ola.

"Jo Taro, Nishinai!"

"Platinum Star, increase your strength!"

Fist and fist, the scene is quite chaotic.

Huo Zhigao immediately closed the door, and asked the children with a blank expression: "I seem to see someone fighting. Is it hallucination?"

The children had the same dumbfounded expressions and shook their heads slowly.

Giorno: "It's not an illusion."

Sakura: "We're fighting."

Xu Lun: "Dad is beating Dad."

Three small and one big, looking at each other in blank dismay.

Huo Zhixin moved his body, muttering: "What's the matter again, Platinum Star strikes hard, it hurts." He opened the door.

This time, the scene of the brothers fighting each other has changed a little. Jotaro is no longer under the hammer of the Ripple Warrior, and the hat on his head is missing. He stands upright and confronts Jonah.

Euler, Euler, Euler, Euler!

Ulla Ula Ula Ula!

The Platinum Star floated to one side, with his arms crossed, his expression quite serious, like a referee overseeing a game.

Although it was also a fight, it was better than the chaotic scene just now.

Huo Zhixin: "The scene changes so quickly, it must be time to stop." Close the door, pretend nothing happened, and push the children inside, "It's okay, they are in a hurry, they will be fine soon. Leave them alone, Come, eat some fruit."

Giorno turned his head to look in the direction of the door, worried: "Uh, are you really okay?" It looked like the fight was fierce.

Huozhi happily rolled his eyes: "It's okay, this kind of boxing used to be a repertoire, and it always came every three to five times." Speaking of this, he showed a nostalgic expression on his face, "Since the Platinum Star Society stopped, this kind of fight has never happened again. I haven’t seen it before, I really miss it.” In fact, there are still occasional private fistfights, but this kind of fistfight in front of other people has never happened again.

He jokingly called the old father's face.

Ha, the children's expressions were stunned again, even more shocking than seeing Kong Tiao fighting each other.

Xu Lun was especially curious: "Dad, they used to do this often?" Well, it's so interesting.

"Yes." Huo Zhixin grinned happily, thought of a brilliant idea of ​​persecution, and said, "Come on, let me tell you about the rebellious feats of Brother Kong Tiao, the king of bad boys in high school." Let you fight and get hurt My uncle was beaten for no reason, wait, this uncle will reveal all your dark history, hahahahaha, joy!

Every child will be curious about the past of their parents, and Kong Tiao's family is no exception. Hearing Huo Zhi's happy words, his eyes light up one by one, and he sits upright.

All in unison: "nice!" Dad's past, dad's dark history, hurry up!

Huozhi happily ate a piece of fruit, brewed a good mood, and made a memory, saying: "I was born on an ordinary day. At that time, these two guys were still high school students. Everyone from the teacher to the classmates thought they were bad boys... ..." He skipped the plots of Asahi, and focused on black history, from evil spirits to alley fights, from fights to getting into trouble, the already very bad past was especially exciting when he added fuel to it.

Combining the current image of Jotaro and Jonah, the children feel their hearts beating like drums when comparing their past.This contrast is amazing.

Again in unison: "Nice!" Be sure to say all such interesting things.

"Any more, any more?"

"Of course, come on, let me tell you about the feat of someone who beat the professor into the hospital when he was in college."

There was a fierce fight outside and a tea party inside. Thinking of the contrast, Huozhi couldn't stop smiling happily.

Delight!