"Naruto") named waste
9 tails
"Oh...that's it." Naruto felt a little disappointed when he heard that Sasuke had no reproductive function, thought for a while and said: "Then let me help you have a child."
...Do you want to have a baby that much?Sasuke felt powerless for a while, Naruto has no idea about the physiology of men and women, if he wants to explain it to him, he has to give him a physiology class!
"...We can't have a baby." Sasuke could only explain in this way.
"Hey?! How come! Didn't Hashirama and Madara give birth to Hideki?"
In the distance, Hideki, who was watching fireworks with his friends, suddenly trembled.
"Hey! Wait! Hideki wasn't born to me!" Hearing that he was talking about him, Hashirama hurriedly explained, and after he finished speaking, he also felt that what he said was wrong, and immediately said:
"No...I mean that Yingshu was not born by me..." The description became darker and darker.
Naruto was surprised that Hideki and Hashirama looked so similar, so they were not his own: "So Hideki was adopted by you?"
Madara: "..." The green umbrella is nothing more than that, why do you still pick up the green hat and put it on your head!
Hashirama was about to go crazy, scratching his head anxiously: "No, Hideki is my child, he was born by me and my wife."
Naruto was confused again: "Isn't your wife Madara?"
Hashirama's eyes lit up when she heard it, and she nodded her head like a catfish: "That's right! Madara is my wife..."
Madara hit the back of Hashirama's head with a fist, and said angrily, "Who are you calling your wife!" After finishing speaking, the words sound familiar again. Thinking about it carefully, those women who are at odds with their husbands seem to like it very much. Saying this...
The chicken and the duck talked, and the bull's head was wrong with the horse's mouth for a long time.Several people realized at the same time that it was so stupid to let Naruto go astray with such incoherent speech!
"It won't work like this, we have to find a way to educate Naruto." Hashirama said seriously.If one day Naruto spread these words, Hashirama couldn't imagine what kind of message would be spread!It's scary just thinking about it!
Madara felt that Hashirama's words were very reasonable, so he said, "That's right, then this task will be entrusted to you."
"..." I really lifted a rock and shot myself in the foot.Teach Naruto popular science and physiological knowledge!Hashirama couldn't imagine that wonderful scene!
In the end, Sasuke took the initiative to take on this task. Facing the meaningful and ambiguous eyes of Madara and Hashirama, Sasuke angrily said to them: "Put away the dirty thoughts in your mind! I will buy him a book to read!"
"Oh~hehe..." Madara.
"Hehehe~" Hashirama.
"..." Sasuke was tired...
Naruto just opened the door to the new world, and after returning home, he chased Sasuke to ask this and that, and said some shameful words with an innocent face.Sasuke couldn't bear it and beat him up, Naruto stopped aggrieved.
Sasuke frowned as he watched Naruto go into the room to sleep angrily.
For example, in terms of physical education, most of them are popularized by parents to their children.Although Naruto doesn't know much about this aspect, it's not that he doesn't even know that men can't have children.How did IQ degenerate after time travel?
Sasuke was relieved when he saw that Naruto was in good health when he came here, but now it seems that it is not that simple, there must be something else Naruto didn't say.After thinking about it, Sasuke decided to go to Hashirama's house to ask about it now.
At this time, the festival dispersed, and there were very few pedestrians on the street.Sasuke remembered Naruto in his heart, and knocked on the door when he arrived at Zhuma's house without thinking.result……
It took a while for Hashirama to come out to open the door for him. Sasuke didn't think much at first, until he entered the room and saw Madara with thin, loose clothes and an unfriendly expression, Sasuke realized that he had ruined someone's good deed.Suddenly a little embarrassed.
"What's going on, Sasuke?" the three of them sat down and asked Hashirama. It must be something urgent to visit late at night.
Sasuke didn't like to beat around the bush, and asked directly, "How was Naruto's injury when he first arrived here?"
This question is mainly for Madara, and Naruto told him that Madara was the one he met first.
Madara was quite surprised by Sasuke's question. Aren't these two "good friends" who talk about everything?Why didn't Naruto talk about his experience after coming here?Although puzzled, Madara still told Sasuke about the situation when they first met.
Sasuke was speechless for a long time after hearing this. What Naruto told him were all light-hearted and interesting things, and he didn't mention a word about his injuries. If it wasn't for the big oolong that happened today, he probably would never know these things.
It was also like this before, Naruto always reported good news to himself but not bad news.It's not that he doesn't want to share the pain with himself, it's just that he never tells himself what he has paid.Why do you do this Naruto?If it's just friends, there's no need to do this to this extent.
"Then what's the status of his memory now?" Sasuke asked.
"Naruto's current memory should have recovered most of it, but you should know better than us how much he has recovered. After all, you have been together for a longer time. But he has some common sense issues that he can't understand. It may be from his childhood. There must be memory loss. As for how far it can be recovered in the future, these are still unknown." Hashirama explained.
"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Madara asked.
"Nothing."
"If you don't, go quickly, if you don't send it off!"
"..." Knowing that he had disturbed someone else's good business, the assistant was at a loss, so he left without saying anything.
"Wait for Sasuke." Hashirama stopped him suddenly.
"Anything else?"
"I want to ask, how did Naruto fall into the space-time gap?"
This was definitely one of the things that Sasuke didn't want to recall the most, but seeing Hashirama's serious questioning, as if he had discovered something, Sasuke sat down and described what had happened back then.
Madara thought, no wonder Sasuke likes Naruto so much.These two were childhood sweethearts, and Naruto sweetly talked to him and swore to each other, and in the end he sacrificed himself to death for him.Tut tut tut!Who can resist such teasing!Thinking of this in my heart, I couldn't help but look at Sasuke with extra sympathy.
While talking, Sasuke suddenly noticed that Madara's eyes on him became very subtle.After getting to know each other for a period of time, he knew that Madara must be thinking about something again.Who would know that Uchiha Madara, the serious ninja Shura Uchiha, who is usually looking at a serious and fierce ninja, actually thinks happily and loves brain supplements in his heart!
After listening to Sasuke's statement, Hashirama lowered his head and fell into deep thought.During this period of time, as Tobima's research on the power of time and space deepened, they also became more aware of its terrifying power.
Falling into the crack of time and space unprepared like Naruto, it stands to reason that he cannot survive.Tokaima has done research and experiments in several directions, and so far has not found out how Naruto survived, but Naruto himself has a vague memory of that period, and he can't tell why.
Several people couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, so Hashirama wanted to ask Sasuke what he thought, and they might think of some clues after spending a long time together.
The first thing Sasuke thought of was Kyuubi. It seems that he heard Naruto say that Kyuubi was "sleeping". Presumably, it must be because of the serious consumption. Then, could Naruto's survival be related to Kyuubi?
"Why, what did you think of?" Seeing Sasuke's strange expression, he knew that he had a clue, Madara asked.
"Naruto... is Jinchuriki of Nine Tails."
"Huh!" Hearing what Sasuke said, Hashirama was really surprised: "Nine-Tails Jinchuriki? I didn't find the seal of the Tailed Beast on his body! And there is no trace of the Tailed Beast in his body either!"
The word renjuriki is relatively unfamiliar to the two of them. The last time I heard it was when Naruto said that the Sage of the Six Paths was the ten-tailed renjuriki.On the contrary, Yiwei has been sealed in the Land of Wind, and Sand Hidden Village is trying to seal Yiwei on a human body. It must be an adult Zhuriki, but the current progress is miserable, and no one has succeeded.
"There shouldn't be any traces of the seal. It may have been destroyed by the power of space. Naruto said that Kyuubi is currently sleeping." Sasuke said.
"Now that Naruto doesn't have a seal on his body, it will be troublesome when Kyuubi wakes up." Madara said with a frown. Kyuubi is a symbol of disaster. If he wakes up in Konoha Village, it will be very troublesome.If the house is destroyed, the villagers will have to pay a lot of money...
"It's okay, Kyuubi and Naruto have a very good relationship, he won't cause trouble." Sasuke was very relieved about this.
Are you on good terms with Kyuubi?Hashirama and Madara looked at each other, wondering how Naruto had a good relationship with the murderous natural disaster Kyuubi.
It was getting late, and it would be dawn in two hours, Sasuke bid farewell to the two and left.
Thinking of Hashirama's words on the way back, Sasuke was terrified for a while, and Naruto was almost dead!Thinking of the cruel tailed beast that caused Naruto to suffer so much, but helped Naruto a lot, Sasuke thanked him from the bottom of his heart.
But how did Kyuubi save Naruto?The terrifying tearing force of the space rift might be too much for ten tails to enter.
When I got home, it was still dark in the house.Naruto had already fallen asleep when Sasuke went out, so he didn't leave the light on.Coming back now, Sasuke inexplicably felt that there was Naruto's aura in the room, as if he had just left.He walked to the table and touched the candlestick, sure enough, it was still hot.
This guy...has become caring about people, he wasn't like this before.
Before... Thinking of this, Sasuke felt a sudden heartache.How long ago is the "before" in your memory? 7-year old? 10 years old?Still 13 years old?Sasuke discovered that he knew Naruto, but he didn't know Naruto's life.
Naruto is careless, pushy, reckless and big talker.However, looking back on everything from the Fourth World War to today, no, even the things that happened after he left Konoha, the careless Naruto kept everything he had done to him secret.
Maybe he didn't hide it on purpose, probably according to the guy's way of thinking, he felt ashamed to say it.Hearing Naruto's devotion and hard work to him from others again and again, Sasuke was very happy and moved, because no matter how far he went, there was always someone who was willing to be his home!
...Do you want to have a baby that much?Sasuke felt powerless for a while, Naruto has no idea about the physiology of men and women, if he wants to explain it to him, he has to give him a physiology class!
"...We can't have a baby." Sasuke could only explain in this way.
"Hey?! How come! Didn't Hashirama and Madara give birth to Hideki?"
In the distance, Hideki, who was watching fireworks with his friends, suddenly trembled.
"Hey! Wait! Hideki wasn't born to me!" Hearing that he was talking about him, Hashirama hurriedly explained, and after he finished speaking, he also felt that what he said was wrong, and immediately said:
"No...I mean that Yingshu was not born by me..." The description became darker and darker.
Naruto was surprised that Hideki and Hashirama looked so similar, so they were not his own: "So Hideki was adopted by you?"
Madara: "..." The green umbrella is nothing more than that, why do you still pick up the green hat and put it on your head!
Hashirama was about to go crazy, scratching his head anxiously: "No, Hideki is my child, he was born by me and my wife."
Naruto was confused again: "Isn't your wife Madara?"
Hashirama's eyes lit up when she heard it, and she nodded her head like a catfish: "That's right! Madara is my wife..."
Madara hit the back of Hashirama's head with a fist, and said angrily, "Who are you calling your wife!" After finishing speaking, the words sound familiar again. Thinking about it carefully, those women who are at odds with their husbands seem to like it very much. Saying this...
The chicken and the duck talked, and the bull's head was wrong with the horse's mouth for a long time.Several people realized at the same time that it was so stupid to let Naruto go astray with such incoherent speech!
"It won't work like this, we have to find a way to educate Naruto." Hashirama said seriously.If one day Naruto spread these words, Hashirama couldn't imagine what kind of message would be spread!It's scary just thinking about it!
Madara felt that Hashirama's words were very reasonable, so he said, "That's right, then this task will be entrusted to you."
"..." I really lifted a rock and shot myself in the foot.Teach Naruto popular science and physiological knowledge!Hashirama couldn't imagine that wonderful scene!
In the end, Sasuke took the initiative to take on this task. Facing the meaningful and ambiguous eyes of Madara and Hashirama, Sasuke angrily said to them: "Put away the dirty thoughts in your mind! I will buy him a book to read!"
"Oh~hehe..." Madara.
"Hehehe~" Hashirama.
"..." Sasuke was tired...
Naruto just opened the door to the new world, and after returning home, he chased Sasuke to ask this and that, and said some shameful words with an innocent face.Sasuke couldn't bear it and beat him up, Naruto stopped aggrieved.
Sasuke frowned as he watched Naruto go into the room to sleep angrily.
For example, in terms of physical education, most of them are popularized by parents to their children.Although Naruto doesn't know much about this aspect, it's not that he doesn't even know that men can't have children.How did IQ degenerate after time travel?
Sasuke was relieved when he saw that Naruto was in good health when he came here, but now it seems that it is not that simple, there must be something else Naruto didn't say.After thinking about it, Sasuke decided to go to Hashirama's house to ask about it now.
At this time, the festival dispersed, and there were very few pedestrians on the street.Sasuke remembered Naruto in his heart, and knocked on the door when he arrived at Zhuma's house without thinking.result……
It took a while for Hashirama to come out to open the door for him. Sasuke didn't think much at first, until he entered the room and saw Madara with thin, loose clothes and an unfriendly expression, Sasuke realized that he had ruined someone's good deed.Suddenly a little embarrassed.
"What's going on, Sasuke?" the three of them sat down and asked Hashirama. It must be something urgent to visit late at night.
Sasuke didn't like to beat around the bush, and asked directly, "How was Naruto's injury when he first arrived here?"
This question is mainly for Madara, and Naruto told him that Madara was the one he met first.
Madara was quite surprised by Sasuke's question. Aren't these two "good friends" who talk about everything?Why didn't Naruto talk about his experience after coming here?Although puzzled, Madara still told Sasuke about the situation when they first met.
Sasuke was speechless for a long time after hearing this. What Naruto told him were all light-hearted and interesting things, and he didn't mention a word about his injuries. If it wasn't for the big oolong that happened today, he probably would never know these things.
It was also like this before, Naruto always reported good news to himself but not bad news.It's not that he doesn't want to share the pain with himself, it's just that he never tells himself what he has paid.Why do you do this Naruto?If it's just friends, there's no need to do this to this extent.
"Then what's the status of his memory now?" Sasuke asked.
"Naruto's current memory should have recovered most of it, but you should know better than us how much he has recovered. After all, you have been together for a longer time. But he has some common sense issues that he can't understand. It may be from his childhood. There must be memory loss. As for how far it can be recovered in the future, these are still unknown." Hashirama explained.
"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Madara asked.
"Nothing."
"If you don't, go quickly, if you don't send it off!"
"..." Knowing that he had disturbed someone else's good business, the assistant was at a loss, so he left without saying anything.
"Wait for Sasuke." Hashirama stopped him suddenly.
"Anything else?"
"I want to ask, how did Naruto fall into the space-time gap?"
This was definitely one of the things that Sasuke didn't want to recall the most, but seeing Hashirama's serious questioning, as if he had discovered something, Sasuke sat down and described what had happened back then.
Madara thought, no wonder Sasuke likes Naruto so much.These two were childhood sweethearts, and Naruto sweetly talked to him and swore to each other, and in the end he sacrificed himself to death for him.Tut tut tut!Who can resist such teasing!Thinking of this in my heart, I couldn't help but look at Sasuke with extra sympathy.
While talking, Sasuke suddenly noticed that Madara's eyes on him became very subtle.After getting to know each other for a period of time, he knew that Madara must be thinking about something again.Who would know that Uchiha Madara, the serious ninja Shura Uchiha, who is usually looking at a serious and fierce ninja, actually thinks happily and loves brain supplements in his heart!
After listening to Sasuke's statement, Hashirama lowered his head and fell into deep thought.During this period of time, as Tobima's research on the power of time and space deepened, they also became more aware of its terrifying power.
Falling into the crack of time and space unprepared like Naruto, it stands to reason that he cannot survive.Tokaima has done research and experiments in several directions, and so far has not found out how Naruto survived, but Naruto himself has a vague memory of that period, and he can't tell why.
Several people couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, so Hashirama wanted to ask Sasuke what he thought, and they might think of some clues after spending a long time together.
The first thing Sasuke thought of was Kyuubi. It seems that he heard Naruto say that Kyuubi was "sleeping". Presumably, it must be because of the serious consumption. Then, could Naruto's survival be related to Kyuubi?
"Why, what did you think of?" Seeing Sasuke's strange expression, he knew that he had a clue, Madara asked.
"Naruto... is Jinchuriki of Nine Tails."
"Huh!" Hearing what Sasuke said, Hashirama was really surprised: "Nine-Tails Jinchuriki? I didn't find the seal of the Tailed Beast on his body! And there is no trace of the Tailed Beast in his body either!"
The word renjuriki is relatively unfamiliar to the two of them. The last time I heard it was when Naruto said that the Sage of the Six Paths was the ten-tailed renjuriki.On the contrary, Yiwei has been sealed in the Land of Wind, and Sand Hidden Village is trying to seal Yiwei on a human body. It must be an adult Zhuriki, but the current progress is miserable, and no one has succeeded.
"There shouldn't be any traces of the seal. It may have been destroyed by the power of space. Naruto said that Kyuubi is currently sleeping." Sasuke said.
"Now that Naruto doesn't have a seal on his body, it will be troublesome when Kyuubi wakes up." Madara said with a frown. Kyuubi is a symbol of disaster. If he wakes up in Konoha Village, it will be very troublesome.If the house is destroyed, the villagers will have to pay a lot of money...
"It's okay, Kyuubi and Naruto have a very good relationship, he won't cause trouble." Sasuke was very relieved about this.
Are you on good terms with Kyuubi?Hashirama and Madara looked at each other, wondering how Naruto had a good relationship with the murderous natural disaster Kyuubi.
It was getting late, and it would be dawn in two hours, Sasuke bid farewell to the two and left.
Thinking of Hashirama's words on the way back, Sasuke was terrified for a while, and Naruto was almost dead!Thinking of the cruel tailed beast that caused Naruto to suffer so much, but helped Naruto a lot, Sasuke thanked him from the bottom of his heart.
But how did Kyuubi save Naruto?The terrifying tearing force of the space rift might be too much for ten tails to enter.
When I got home, it was still dark in the house.Naruto had already fallen asleep when Sasuke went out, so he didn't leave the light on.Coming back now, Sasuke inexplicably felt that there was Naruto's aura in the room, as if he had just left.He walked to the table and touched the candlestick, sure enough, it was still hot.
This guy...has become caring about people, he wasn't like this before.
Before... Thinking of this, Sasuke felt a sudden heartache.How long ago is the "before" in your memory? 7-year old? 10 years old?Still 13 years old?Sasuke discovered that he knew Naruto, but he didn't know Naruto's life.
Naruto is careless, pushy, reckless and big talker.However, looking back on everything from the Fourth World War to today, no, even the things that happened after he left Konoha, the careless Naruto kept everything he had done to him secret.
Maybe he didn't hide it on purpose, probably according to the guy's way of thinking, he felt ashamed to say it.Hearing Naruto's devotion and hard work to him from others again and again, Sasuke was very happy and moved, because no matter how far he went, there was always someone who was willing to be his home!
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