Be a mermaid after 1000 years

The little mermaid’s sneer would not be for no reason. If the queen didn’t say anything, someone would take this opportunity to tease the newly appointed duchess. But after the queen was so moved and liked the basket of fish, the royal family and nobles didn’t know How should I proceed? The few people who had prepared to speak had embarrassing expressions on their faces.

After the queen walked away, a certain black fish started to get nervous. Look, to be a man is to know how to be filial to your elders. His majesty the queen praised him. Li Miaowei didn't even look at other people's reactions. He felt very good about himself.

His Majesty the Emperor hadn't come yet, so he decided to go to the toilet first, to empty his stomach, and then he could have a good meal later.

On the planet Motan, in addition to the division of men and women in public places, there will be an extra bathroom in order to distinguish human men from mermaid men, but Li Miaowei didn't know it. At the top of the corridor, I saw a female fish turning into a door in front, and followed into another adjacent room.

He was sitting on the toilet trying to empty the inventory, when someone came in outside, and there were more than one footsteps.

There was a rustle of clothes from the urinal. The visitor pulled his trousers and asked his companions, "Is Kaxiu still in the barracks? This time he was released for quite a long time. It seems His Majesty the Emperor is really angry, if he is here today, Blanche's face will be wonderful." The man seemed a little pity.

When Li Miaowei heard that it was their family's gossip, his ears pricked up, and he held back his intentions.

"Keep your voice down, there won't be anyone here?" The other person was more cautious.

Li Miaowei lifted his legs quietly.

The previous man squatted down, looked around casually, and said disapprovingly: "No one, Ke En, don't be so nervous."

Ke En complained: "Don't mention this if you have nothing to do. If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't tell you. It would be disrespectful for the royal family to be known by outsiders. Reins, you didn't tell your family fish, they can't talk about it." .”

"Well, hehe, last time I was drunk, I accidentally said it out, hey, don't get angry." Reins took a soft breath, "I didn't mean it, my family swore not to tell others, it would affect the face of the royal family It’s impossible to talk about it with people everywhere, I still understand the importance of this, why don’t I just talk about it with you alone.”

Ke En muttered a few words in dissatisfaction, pulled up his pants chain, and went to wash his hands. After all, he could not resist the temptation of gossip, and whispered: "Actually, Kaxiu came back from vacation last week. I heard that Her Majesty the Queen specially Don't let him come to today's party."

"The queen really takes care of Blanche." Reins said a little sourly.

"Tch, Kaxiu was just spoiled by her. Her Majesty is good at everything, but she is too fond of children. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. I remember that he had a good relationship with Blanche when he was a child. You should get closer to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

"Oh, people change. Let me tell you, it's not wrong for a man to be flirtatious. What's more, Teresa is really charming, even a man would be tempted."

"That's right, what a stunner, eh? You guys, you wouldn't stretch your neck and stare at the side at that time, right?" Cohen teased, he tore off a piece of paper to wipe his hands, and was not in a hurry to go out.

"Me? I'm not interested in Teresa's type. I think the little guy that Blanche newly married this time is quite cute. I really want to pinch her."

"That freshwater black fish? Oh, let's forget it, you are only interested in that kind of juvenile fish because you are tired of eating good things."

Reins laughed, "Hey, don't you think it's sexy to look like that, that guy Blanche has a lot of sex, he married one after another."

"It's a pity, one is not as good as the other. The one in front has no family background, but she is still beautiful. This one is not only from a low background, but also looks ordinary. Look at his outfit today, do you think the palace is a fast food restaurant? You are a man of high status. If you marry someone like this, you will never be able to step into the social circle again. Blanche has never been sober. gone."

Li Miaowei touched the goosebumps on his arms, and thought to himself, you people, what kind of people are you, you look like a human on the outside, but you are a group of stinky hooligans behind your back. The last little inventory was cleared, and my stomach felt refreshed. Alas, I have eaten too much human food, and I have been constipated for the past two days.

Who is that Teresa?The Duke's ex-wife?It seems that Prince Kashu's autograph that Didi wanted is not available.

Li Miaowei got up and went to pull up his pants habitually, but when he had nothing to do, he remembered the habit of mermaids not wearing underwear, otherwise it would be very inconvenient when transforming, so they made the robes long and complicated. Walking around outside with my buttocks, I feel like an exhibitionist, especially if I walk fast, the birds below are jumping around very happily, which is really embarrassing.

When he returned to the banquet hall, His Majesty the Emperor had already arrived. His Excellency the Duke was a little upset. He ran around without saying a word, but he didn't say anything. He pulled him forward to say hello. The Emperor was not like Li Miaowei. He was so handsome in his imagination, his facial features were very ordinary, but he was burly and majestic.

Li Miaowei was a little curious, Prince Kaxiu didn't come out, why didn't he see His Highness the Crown Prince, only saw a little blond-haired mermaid princess, only six or seven years old, she looked like a doll in a toy store, so cute, He wanted to go up and hug him several times.

Several attendants came in and opened the door of the main hall, and the dinner began.

Li Miaowei saw the kind of huge long table that he had only seen on TV. The table was covered with a satin linen tablecloth embroidered with gold thread, the rose table flowers were gorgeous and romantic, exquisite antique porcelain and shiny silver tableware were placed Nearly a hundred purple-gold high-backed chairs are arranged neatly in the right place. Behind the main seats at both ends of the long table stand large golden cast flower candlesticks. The walls are decorated with famous paintings and the floor is covered with woolen carpets. Against the backdrop of crystal chandeliers and candlelight Next, everything is so glamorous.

His Majesty the Emperor and His Majesty the Empress sat at the two ends of the long table. Since it was a family banquet, the seats of the guests were not arranged according to the rank of the title, but in order of seniority, but the principle of separation was still adopted. Li Miaowei On the left is the nephew of the emperor. He is an earl who does not hold any position in the court. He is relatively low-key, but his mermaid wife is a purple mermaid who is second only to the golden mermaid. She is sitting on his right. Have a taste of self-respect.

Li Miaowei didn't pay attention to her. The mermaid wore a fashionable palace hairstyle today, with all the hair pulled back, looking very elegant, but to Li Miaowei, an ignorant bumpkin, this hairstyle looks like It was a big round eggplant hanging from the back of his head. The eggplant was obviously not as attractive as the thinly sliced ​​beef salad on his plate.

The purple fish took a sip of two raw oysters, then put down the fork, instead of chatting with the person on the right, she came to strike up a conversation with Li Miaowei. There was a trace of contempt in the color.

"Is your name Zoe? My name is Lilian, the emperor's niece and daughter-in-law, and my father-in-law is Prince Lewis." The woman didn't mention her husband.

"Oh, hello, I'm Zoe." Li Miaowei looked at her sideways and continued to eat.

"Are you very interested in human food? If you still eat so much, you're not afraid that your figure will lose shape?" Lilian delicately touched her slender waist.

Li Miaowei stopped and imagined how he would change from grass carp to salmon. It seemed that there was not much difference. He nodded casually and said, "Yes, I just like to eat."

When Lilian heard this, she became interested, "I heard that your family is very poor. After you and Blanche got married, did your father receive a lot of financial support?"

"I don't know. The Duke is over there, why don't you go over and ask him." Li Miaowei's movements were gentle and extremely fast, but after only saying a few words, he finished off a plate of salad, and motioned The waiter brought him a salt-baked salmon, a trick he had only learned in the past two days.

Lilian was speechless for a while, unwilling to give up, she continued to talk to her again, and said a little more seriously, "It is said that your father is not very generous. I see that you are dressed so plainly today. Did he not prepare much dowry for you?" ah."

Li Miaowei was a little absent-minded before, but this time he suddenly raised his head and looked at Lilian brightly, which startled her, thinking that Li Miaowei was going to have a seizure.

"Your source of information is too unreliable, not only not too generous, I tell you, Baron Elvis is simply stingy and stingy." Li Miaowei nodded empathetically, that little pill is so fucking cheating, he When going upstairs at noon today, he suddenly turned into a fishtail, causing him to almost roll down the stairs.

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Lilian found that she couldn't go on talking anymore, she was a little dizzy, so she chatted with the man on the right side cleverly, and buffered it, and when Li Miaowei swept away half of the quail stewed with fresh milk, she felt that her mind was clear, They came together again.

"Your sapphire brooch is so beautiful, did it come from Blanche?"

"Yes."

Lilian curled her lips, and sure enough, "Is this the only one? My husband's family gave me a lot of precious jewels." As she spoke, Lilian leaned her upper body towards Li Miaowei, implying that he would look at the yellow hair on her neck. Diamond necklace.

Li Miaowei glanced at her, moved to the side, did not speak, and continued to cut quail meat.

Seeing that the other party didn't react much, Lilian thought that Li Miaowei thought her yellow diamond was too small, and couldn't help feeling panicked. She married that poor Samuel back then because of his family's face. I didn't expect that it would be fine if this guy didn't hold a post in the royal family, and the family was not as rich as imagined. As a noble purple mermaid, she had many suitors before marriage, and she was only to blame for being wrong.

But no matter how bad she was, she couldn't lose her momentum in front of a freshwater black fish. Lilian looked at a diamond bracelet and a huge opal ring on her left hand. These two things were not gifts from her husband's family, but Her dowry, but Zoe definitely didn't know about it, Lilian moved her hand a little and shook her arm.

Li Miaowei put down the knife, sighed, and moved it to the side again. Lilian continued to move her arms. Li Miaowei couldn't help it, and said in a good voice: "Countess, I know that there are so many people eating, it is really a bit crowded." , it’s better to be spacious at home, but I really can’t move any more, if I go any further, I’ll sit on your husband’s lap.”

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