Be a mermaid after 1000 years

Baron Elvis has two sons and one daughter. The eldest son, Pacia, must inherit the title and territory of the family, and cannot marry. His daughter, Rigel, has eloped with someone. Now we can only count on our youngest son, Zoe. Zoe is our unlucky one. Male pig feet Li Miaowei.

Li Miaowei himself didn't know how he got it on Zoe. Where did that Zoe go?Or, there was no such thing as Zoe in the first place, and he came here to temporarily insert such a role. Li Miaowei didn't know anything about it. It was already very rare for him to digest the previous information within half a month.

An older young man who managed to find a wife was hacked to death on the eve of his marriage, and then dressed as a sissy black fish. Because his sister escaped from marriage, he was forced to marry her on her behalf. Maybe he would have a baby for that duke in the future, Li When Miao Wei thought of this, he couldn't help shaking. After thinking about it, he couldn't find anyone who was more unlucky than him. Faced with this situation, he might as well die. (This is because Li Miaowei doesn't read time-travel novels. If he reads them, he will know that there are many people who are more unlucky than him.)

In a bad mood, he spread out his palm again. His hand was white, tender and slender. There were transparent webs between the slender knuckles, which looked like gauze. There was a fish-shaped birthmark on the palm of his right hand. Usually birthmarks are light brown, but his It is green, every time Li Miaowei stares at this birthmark carefully, there will be a subtle feeling in his heart, as if there is water passing through the soul and flowing quietly in the room of the heart, there is wind, there are fish, there are The fragrance of aquatic plants, you have to ask Li Miaowei, who has no culture, to describe this feeling, and he can’t describe it. He just feels very relaxed and comfortable. Every pore in his body is breathing freely, and his mood changes accordingly. Peaceful and tranquil, but this feeling is often fleeting and does not last long, so that he does not know if it is an illusion.

"The young master is looking at this scar again. Don't worry, the Duke will definitely not dislike it. Fortunately, the wound was on the palm of the hand. If it was burned on the back of the hand, the young master's hand will not be beautiful." Didi thought Li Miao Wei was regretting that his hands were not perfect, so he comforted him. Noble mermaids always love beauty, and they can't bear some scars and moles on their bodies.

"Isn't this a birthmark?" Li Miaowei raised his head and realized that he shouldn't be so surprised.

"Huh? Master, don't you remember? This is when you went to a human dance party when you were a child, and you were sneaked into the kitchen by those nasty sea mermaids, and accidentally touched a red-hot spatula and scalded you. You are still sad because of this." It's been a long time, but Didi remembers it clearly."

"Why this color?" Li Miaowei murmured.

"If it's not this color, what color should it be?" Didi asked back.

Well, the race is different, and the mermaid's body can no longer be understood with human common sense.

Li Miaowei decided to take the advice of his personal servant Didi—to run away, but unfortunately, with lessons learned from the past, the escape plan failed only outside the door, and then even Didi was put under house arrest in his room.Zoe's eldest brother, Pacia came to do ideological work for him twice, nothing more than to let him get married with peace of mind, Li Miaowei really wanted to say, elder brother, why don't we switch positions.

Tomorrow is the wedding day. Outside his house, there are four servants guarding the door and two servants outside the window. Even if he is not at ease, he has to be at ease. Li Miaowei's greedy and cheap father, even if he dies, will let him The one who died at Duke Hernand’s house, especially heard that he just received a large gift from the Duke yesterday, the money is just pocket money for the Duke, but for the Elvis family, who is about to be exposed The current situation is simply a timely help, and Baron Elvis regrets not having a few more children. In that case, he will not have to worry about money for the rest of his life.

"Master." Didi looked at the blue color on Li Miaowei's eyes and tried to comfort him, "Actually, it's not necessarily bad to marry. No matter how stingy Duke Hernand is, the conditions are much better than ours now. You see You know what he sent yesterday."

Li Miaowei didn't say a word, he was thinking about how to avoid the obligation of being a wife on the wedding night, the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he felt, a few days ago, Pacia came to explain a little knowledge about physical hygiene to him, of course, he stopped talking, Pacia thinks that Li Miaowei should be aware of it. Are there still young people who don't know about this kind of thing?

wipe!He is not a pervert, how could it be possible to be penetrated by someone and still feel good, but after so many days, he finally understood the body structure of a mermaid, there are small dicks and excretory openings on the back, but they are usually shrunk in fish scales Next, it will only be revealed when there are three urgencies. The mermaid's body is very sensitive, and it is easy to get pleasure in sex. After marriage, it is also more active in this regard, so Pacia told Li Miaowei not to worry. It is precisely because of this sentence, Li Miaowei was so worried that he couldn't sleep. Besides, according to Mortan's law, a mermaid wife cannot refuse her husband's courtship under normal circumstances, and the wedding night is obviously a normal category. Besides, Li Miaowei doubts this Whether the law really has restrictions on the nobles, if Hernand has a hobby that is different from ordinary people, he may not be able to refuse.

Didi saw that the young master was silent and couldn't speak anymore, so he found a comb to comb Li Miaowei's hair. He was going to marry with him as a dowry. Well, with a submissive temperament, Didi would rather follow him than stay here.

When other mermaid noble families marry children, several dowry servants will be arranged. If it is a big noble among the sea mermaids, they may even exaggerately bring a small team of attendants. When Didi left, the baron was already dying of heartache.

"Master, are you comfortable?" Didi's movements were very gentle. The most cherished thing for the young master is hair.

Li Miaowei regained his senses and prevented Didi from trying to put ornaments on his head. Even if he is a fish, he is still a male fish. What kind of dress is it to put a diamond hairpin on his head? Li Miaowei sincerely If you want to die again, the male fishes are more beautiful than each other. The outfits of his father and his elder brother almost blinded his dog's eyes when he saw them for the first time, feeling like a moving Christmas tree.

"Don't you think it looks good, young master? This was sent by the Duke yesterday, why don't we change it?"

"Didi, I really don't need it." Li Miaowei scratched his hair a few times irritably, and his long hair, which had been combed smoothly, was made like a chicken coop by him, but there was no dandruff flying scene, " Can this hair be cut short like yours?"

Didi's eyes widened in surprise, and he disagreed: "How is this possible? The nobles' long hair has magical powers. The magic power of our freshwater mermaids is not strong. If you cut your hair, it will be even weaker." I will be ridiculed by other noble mermaids."

"Then why did you cut your hair short?"

"Because civilians don't have magical abilities, besides, it's more convenient to work if you cut it short."

So it turns out that Li Miaowei still doesn't feel any magical power in his body. According to Didi, it's because he is not yet an adult, and his magic talent has not yet awakened. When a mermaid becomes an adult, he can go to the Mermaid Magic School to study after his ability is awakened. , but most of the mermaids who have studied in the past are marine mermaids. Even if freshwater mermaids learn it, they will not improve much.

However, in the past few years, a trend has become popular among freshwater mermaid nobles. They like to use magic schools as social occasions. On the planet Mortan, there are not many recreational activities suitable for mermaids. Yes, regardless of whether you have magical powers or not, you will enroll in school.

The next day, there was a dim light on the window, and Didi got up early in the morning. The water of the Elvis River was very clear, and the morning sun penetrated the river. Although Baron Elvis' house was deep in the river , but it seems to be able to feel the warmth of the 'sun', today is a sunny day, and it is also an auspicious day in Motan's calendar.

Li Miaowei got up reluctantly under Didi's three urgings and four invitations, he knew that he couldn't let him go.

His appetite was better than expected. After eating a plate of sashimi and fresh clams for breakfast, and sucking a can of concentrated seaweed juice, Didi took him to dress up. The Duke Hernand Palace had already sent a wedding dress. A set of pure white robes embroidered with gold silk and diamonds, with intricate and gorgeous patterns, and the Hernand family's emblem, a blooming luminous rose, was embroidered on the back of the clothes.

Li Miaowei touched the edge of the gold thread, smacked his lips, and thought, this could not be real gold and diamonds, it would be too wasteful to embroider on clothes, I really can’t live, how can I wash these clothes when they are dirty?

"Master, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, nothing."

After Li Miaowei changed his clothes, he rejected a lot of gold and silver jewelry, and just combed his black hair to shine. When the tidying up was almost done, Baron Elvis and the Baroness came in with fish tails.

Although Li Miaowei has a bad impression of these two cheap parents, I have to say that if the two middle-aged mermaids ignore the exaggeration and greed in their eyes, they are still a pair of charming beauties. It is said that among the mermaid nobles, there is no ugly one.

Baron Elvis was obviously very dissatisfied with Li Miaowei's simple attire. He frowned and reprimanded: "Didn't your brother send you your jewelry a long time ago? Why don't you wear it? What does it look like? How will you talk about it? You will lose the face of the Elvis family and the Duke's family!"

Li Miaowei lowered his head and complained, who is more embarrassing outside? They are all selling their sons and daughters, so why are they ashamed to talk about it.

The baroness rolled her eyes and said coquettishly, "Ians, Zoe is getting married today, don't say that about our child."

She winked at the baron, and the baron understood that he would rely on his young son to enjoy his happiness in the future. How could he make the child unhappy when he went out, and it would be embarrassing for the two parties to communicate in the future, and the madam thought carefully.

He coughed dryly, changed the subject, and said: "Zoe, father is reluctant to let you go. I have been in a bad mood for the past two days, and I don't think about food and drink, so my tone of voice is inevitably a little irritable. Don't worry about it. As for this jewelry? , you still have to wear it, even if you don’t like it, you still have to take care of the dignity of Duke Hernand’s family, right?

As he spoke, he glared at Didi and scolded, "Didi, what are you doing so stupidly?"

Didi looked at both sides, a bit embarrassed, but went over and picked out a small gold crown inlaid with sapphires and diamonds for Li Miaowei to pin on his black hair. In fact, I don't want to talk nonsense with this pair of idiots. Their old Li's family is so poor, and their parents will not do anything wrong with their children.

Baron Elvis was still not satisfied, but he endured it and didn't say anything more.

The baroness smiled all over her face, took Li Miaowei's hand and said, "Zoe, my dear child, you should be well-behaved and sensible when you come to the Duke's house, obey your husband, and start a new life for the Hernand family as soon as possible." leaf……"

Li Miaowei's forehead was covered with black lines as he listened to the pile of marriage-offering lines.

After the baroness finished speaking, the baron couldn't think of anything to add. He took out two bottles of small blue pills from his pocket and handed them to Didi. Li Miaowei glanced at them and didn't bother to ask what the pills were for. Yes, he wretchedly imagined, this color...could it be that?No way!I heard that the Duke has not yet reached his thirties, so he suffers from male diseases so early, cough, I have sympathy, but it would be great if that is the case~~

Everyone looked at his suddenly cheerful face in surprise. In fact, Li Miaowei couldn't be blamed for his unhealthy mind. As soon as the baroness finished talking, the baron stuffed a small pill, and anyone would think wildly.

Li Miaowei swam out of his room, and his family members stood by and said goodbye. He thought about it for a while, then swam back, took a handkerchief from the closet, and wrapped a lot of jewelry on the dressing table in it. Even if you don't wear it yourself, you can't make it cheaper for others. Besides, if that Duke Hernand really has a stink of domestic violence, with his current appearance, he probably won't be able to resist. If he wants to run away by then, he needs to start now. Be prepared to spend money and later living expenses.

The baron's family of three opened their mouths wide open, watching their youngest son and Didi swim farther and farther. Li Miaowei left the hut where he lived for half a month - a giant snail shell - behind him without hesitation.