Be a mermaid after 1000 years

After lunch, Li Miaowei was in the kitchen teaching Edson how to grow bean sprouts with beans. Didi called out from outside: "Master, master, turn on the TV to watch the noon news!"

"Aren't you still doing slim waist exercises just now? Why did you watch the news again after a while?" Li Miaowei wiped his hands, went out, and turned on a small TV in the kitchen. Maybe it was turned on late and he didn't watch it. Seeing something interesting, he pressed the playback button again, and when the words Mermaid Trafficking Gang flashed on the screen, he quickly stopped.

"Recently, the police in this city successfully cracked a mermaid child abduction case and rescued two victims safely. They are four-year-old Lili (pseudonym) and seven-year-old Ke'an (pseudonym). There are six people involved in the case, four One was killed and one was injured. A young Motan named Claire is still at large. It is reported that the six suspects belong to the night owl criminal group. The leader is nicknamed Gray Wolf. According to him, the boss behind the night owl is a man , whose identity is unknown, this person is cunning and cunning, and has been listed as the most wanted criminal by the police. In order to ensure the safety of the mermaid children, the police strongly appeal to the public to actively provide clues. The reporting hotline: ×○×○××○○, The police also reminded citizens to be more vigilant and not to let children leave the sight of parents when going out..."

On the TV screen, there were scenes of various TV stations squatting at the entrance of the police station. Amidst the noise, a police spokesperson came out and was confronted by dozens of microphones. When a reporter wanted to ask more inside information, the person said that the case was still under investigation and he had no details to share, so he left quickly.

Li Miaowei turned off the TV, thinking, the gray wolf is not dead yet, if so, I hope to catch that night owl as soon as possible.

"Madam, this time is really dangerous." Edson said with lingering fear after reading the news.

"That's right." Didi came in, laying on the dining table and nodding in agreement: "The young master is missing, Didi is dying of anxiety, next time you can't be so reckless, there are more and more bad guys outside, I heard that other There are no mermaids on the planet, and a mermaid can be sold for a high price on the black market, which is enough to make many people take risks."

"Yeah, Mr. Shardi also blamed himself when he learned that you were kidnapped."

"Sorry, Uncle Edson, for troubling you all."

"Well, after all, we are just servants, and the adults are most worried about it!" Edson hinted, it's rare for the adults to start caring about the wife, why do they still sleep in separate rooms? Will add a little master.

Li Miaowei smiled wryly and didn't respond. If Edson said this before the accident, he would only take it as a joke, but the Duke's attitude has suddenly changed 360 degrees in the past few days. Even an idiot can understand the meaning , that person wants to live a good life with him. If the duke is a woman, he really has nothing to dissatisfy with her. She is good-looking, hard-working and capable, and he should be satisfied. Even if he has a bad temper and a small mind, he can bear it. His wife was meant to be pampered, but she was an out-and-out big man, so Li Miaowei had no choice but to pretend to be confused.

It really can't be his fault, as long as his mind goes deep in a certain direction, the chrysanthemum will hurt slightly.

That morning, when he woke up in a daze, he found the Duke was staring at him. Before he could fully wake up, the man suddenly came face to face. At that time, Li Miaowei was startled, so he hurriedly turned over He avoided the movement, and the certain emotions in the Duke's eyes at that time, he still thinks of his heart still beating. A relationship that has been experienced has become a bit uncertain.

He didn't know how many times this kind of escape could be successful. Men know men best, and there is always a limit to patience. Besides, they are legally legal couples. As long as he stays on the planet Motan, it is impossible to escape forever, but Thinking about it, it was really difficult to take that step.

Thinking of this, Li Miaowei's good mood disappeared, so that he was a little sleepy all afternoon and didn't want to move.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" Didi swam over and asked.

"It's okay, I'm just a little sleepy." He said vaguely, the 'sunlight' pierced through the clear water, casting bright spots on the bottom of the pool, and he lay on the soft water bed with a dazed expression.

"Oh, then you can sleep for a while."

"it is good."

Li Miaowei just fell asleep when he heard Didi scream: "Master, the Duke is here, run!"

Just come, why run?Li Miaowei opened his eyes, and saw the Duke standing in front of him domineeringly, with one hand on his waist and a mace in the other. He swung the thick, long, barbed stick vigorously .

No, this equipment seems a little outdated. Shouldn't the Duke be holding a submachine gun and replace it with a mace for Mao?Before he could figure out the problem, he started to run instinctively. The Duke immediately followed behind with a mace and chased after him. Didi desperately yelled for cheers, shouted and shouted, and Didi was replaced by Butler Shardy and Uncle Edson, the two old men were beating gongs and drums while waving flags and shouting. Li Miaowei couldn't hear a word of what they were shouting. ',chrysanthemum?What chrysanthemum?He had never seen Li Miaowei before. Just as Li Miaowei was about to defend, he was grabbed by the Duke. The man pressed him to the ground and shouted triumphantly, "Here is the chrysanthemum, let's go home!" ’, and then he stabbed the mace into his body, Li Miaowei didn’t feel much pain, but felt that the time spent in this family’s law was too long, the Duke kept stabbing, endlessly, tossing and turning, Li Miaowei really wanted to scold, why not just steal a chrysanthemum from your house, as for being so insane, if you poke it any further, a whole pig's trotter could be stuffed behind him, and before he could scold, he heard a burst of cheers With a sound, he looked down and saw that his stomach was getting bigger little by little, as if it was inflated, and it bulged into a spherical shape in a short while.

This time it was Dr. Xi Luo who was in charge, and the old doctor who was originally kind-hearted and kind-hearted came over with a kitchen knife in his hands.

'Master! Didi's voice came from the sky, "If you don't want to be disemboweled, you must use your strength!" '

use force?How hard is it?He ran into the toilet, sat on the toilet for a long time, his stomach quickly deflated, and his whole body was relaxed. He got up and wanted to flush the water, but there was a bucket of fish in the toilet, herring, snakehead, silver carp, mandarin fish ...The most horrifying thing is that all these fish are head up, and the mouths of the fish are opened and closed, making baby cries.

Someone next to him patted him, and when he turned around, he saw the Duke looking at him affectionately, and said, "Look! Zoe, how cute our son is!"

grass!Does your son look like this bear?

Butler Xia Erdi squeezed out of the crowd, with excited tears in his eyes, he choked up and said: "Madam, you are really capable, you have given birth to sextuplets in your life, now the Duke's Mansion is finally thriving!"

Sextuplets?Not quadruplets?Li Miaowei counted carefully in the toilet, oh, a catfish and a carp were also missed.

At this time, a white light flashed, and Her Highness the Queen broke through the ground, followed by thousands of people in Ankad City. The Queen smiled and took the lead in applauding, 'Let's award medals to the hero mother! ’ With the applause, the queen transformed into a podium.

'Go, Zoe! ' the duke urged him.

Li Miaowei wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in. The hole that the queen pushed out just now, why is it gone?

Didi also came to pull him, 'Master, Master! '

'I'm not going to die!Go and let the duke do it himself! Li Miaowei yelled and opened his eyes.

Didi stood by the water bed and looked at him inexplicably. Li Miaowei looked around, and everyone disappeared. He wiped his face, damn, luckily it was just a dream, otherwise it would be too cruel.

"Master, my lord said that it's almost time, so let me wake you up, why don't you want to go to a musical all of a sudden?"

"It's okay, I'm just kidding!"

Li Miaowei surfaced weakly, while Blanche was squatting by the pool. Seeing him showing his head, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why were you yelling just now?"

"Oh, that, don't you want to go to a musical, I'll practice my voice in advance."

"..."

"What time is it?" The sky is still bright, and the musical will start at 08:30. Isn't it too early to go now?

"It's not until five o'clock, so go and freshen up first. We'll have dinner outside tonight. I've reserved a seat. The restaurant is not far from the performance venue. After dinner, let's go to the musical." Blanche said with a hint of tone Little excited, it's rare to have a date with Zooey, so I can't stay at home for dinner.

Li Miaowei was exhausted by the dream just now, so he obediently went to change his clothes without thinking too much.

The restaurant the Duke ordered was indeed not far from the Royal Grand Theatre. They sat by the window, facing the square in front of the Grand Theater, with a very broad view. This is a newly opened restaurant with a very good reputation. Mainly, through simple processing, the original flavor of river fresh food is preserved, and both Motan people and mermaids can accept it.

The Duke asked Li Miaowei to order, and Li Miaowei suggested that he would eat whatever he wanted without being picky. Blanche had accompanied him for a few meals, knowing that he had nothing to hold back, so he ordered a few signature dishes in the restaurant.

After a while, a big steamed fish head came up. The fish head was placed upwards with its mouth open. Li Miaowei felt sick immediately, and stared at the fish head like a ghost.

"What's the matter? Don't like this dish?"

Li Miaowei nodded and discussed, "Can we change a dish?"

Soon, the second dish was served. It was a plate of mandarin fish in tomato sauce. The fish body was sliced ​​into fillets, and the head and tail were kept. This red and bloody appearance made Li Miaowei even more nauseated. He thought of the tragedy of the duke's son dying in the toilet.

"Are you feeling unwell?" Blanche ordered the food to be removed quickly.

It happened that a mother with a baby passed by their table, and when she saw Li Miaowei like this, she laughed and said, "Your wife is pregnant."

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Only your husband is happy, your father is happy, and all the men in your family are happy. Li Miaowei, who was frightened, greeted each of the eighteen generations of his ancestors one by one.