Be a mermaid after 1000 years

Li Miaowei put down his fork and wiped his mouth with a napkin. Butler Chardy looked on, feeling very relieved. Under his supervision and guidance, Madam's dining etiquette was finally decent.

Li Miaowei was a little envious of the baked chicken with potatoes on the Duke's plate, but he was already full after a big lasagna.

"My lord, can I not take the carriage tomorrow?"

"Huh? If you don't want to take a carriage, then what do you want?" Seeing that the little black fish was staring at his plate, Blanche forked a piece of roast chicken and put it to his mouth, asking, "Would you like to have a taste?"

Li Miaowei didn't think it was unhygienic, or the act of sharing a fork was too intimate, he just couldn't eat it.

"No, I feel too full to eat at night." He shook his head, and Blanche put the roast chicken into his mouth regretfully.

Li Miaowei continued the previous topic, "Your carriage is too ostentatious..."

When Blanche heard this, she was unhappy, "My family?"

"...Okay, our family." Li Miaowei changed his words helplessly, "Can you stop interrupting, listen to me, if you are too ostentatious, it will not affect the effect, and parking is not convenient, I have inquired today, from here Go out, walk for 10 minutes, and there will be a direct bus to Moon Lake Nursing Home..."

"Cough, cough, wait, you mean you want to take the bus to work?" Blanche was almost choked to death by the chicken. What is this guy thinking all day long? People are crowded on the bus during peak hours, not to mention whether they have the physical strength, even if they are afraid of being raped, they don’t know. Not everyone is capable of begging for a wife. Even in the capital, there are a lot of men who are dissatisfied with desire. Bundle.

"What's the matter with taking the bus?" A certain person didn't think so. The public transportation in Ankad City is not only clean and tidy, but also convenient and fast. You can go around half the city for a few yuan, which is much more economical than that flashy white-winged carriage.

"Hey, let me tell you, is it so difficult for you to make a request with me?" Why are you so stubborn, isn't your wife always acting like a baby?

"It's so good, why are you unhappy again? What a small mind!"

"Aha, is it still my fault? You are my wife. First of all, you should call me by my name instead of being grown up and down all day long. Secondly, you don't want to ride in a carriage, so you should say that, dear, can you give me Shall I buy a new car?" Blanche first learned a coquettish tone, and then changed to a domineering queen tone, "No matter how bad you are, you can say that, Blanche, I'm tired of the carriage, give it to me tomorrow Send a new car!"

Li Miaowei was dumbfounded. He opened his mouth and found that he had forgotten the words that came to his mouth. He turned around and asked Didi, "Didi, the nice gentleman we saw in the newspaper yesterday who killed three people, the doctor diagnosed him What's wrong with him?"

"Uh... schizophrenia." Didi reminded in a low voice, not daring to look at other people.

"Ah, yes, my lord, do you have split personality disorder?" Where did the cool duke from before die? Your family, no, does our family have a whip?"

"..."

Butler Chardy was deeply depressed. The two quarreled at least ten times a day, and the adults became dumbfounded more and more times. Is this really scientific?

In fact, the Duke was certainly not as miserable as the steward thought. He finally agreed to Little Heiyu's request not to ride in the carriage on the condition that his wife change his name. Think so.

Although the dean let Li Miaowei arrange his working hours freely, he wanted to make a good impression on the first day, so he decided to go there in the morning. When he went out, he saw the car that the Duke usually used parked at the gate. , I feel strange in my heart, has that person left yet? Came to say goodbye to him 10 minutes ago.

Just as Li Miaowei was about to go around, Brian, who was standing beside him, respectfully opened the rear door and asked him and Didi to get in the car.

"My lord drove another car today, and told me to use this car to take my wife to work."

There are not as many cars in the Duke's Mansion as outsiders imagined. There are only three parked in this villa, one is used by the ration housekeeper, and the other is more fashionable in appearance, but has never been used. Li Miaowei has always been a It's broken, and it's a pity that it's been a long time, but the one in front of me is black, stable and unassuming, very suitable for work.

Li Miaowei pursed his lips, feeling quite heartwarming for some reason.

When he arrived at the nursing home, his colleagues were very polite to him. In fact, it was a kind of respect. The job of a psychological nurse is really easy. He just sits in an office with a table and chairs in front of everyone. The old people have troubles and worries. I will come over and find someone to consult and arrange.

The salary of this job is low, and the actual effect is not obvious. The establishment of such a position is only in response to the government's request and to follow the rules. There are only four people in a large nursing home, including psychological nurses, Li Miaowei and Didi. One is also an hourly worker and did not come in the morning.

The only official employee is a pale middle-aged man named Pan Xi. He has disabilities in his legs and feet and walks with a limp. He sits there with his brows tightly locked and seems to have a lot of troubles. Li Miaowei feels that he is more troublesome than those The elderly need more psychological care. Even so, the few elderly people who came to the door, after looking at Li Miaowei's master and servant, turned around and sat in front of the man.

Li Miaowei polished the tables and chairs, and always had a smile on his face. In fact, there were quite a lot of old people who came to the door to look around, but they did not come to seek psychological comfort, but heard that two mermaid nurses had come to see The dioramas, when Li Miaowei really called them in, they dispersed again.

After staying up for almost two hours in the morning, there was no opening. There was a thud from the table next to him. Li Miaowei looked sideways. Didi raised his head in confusion, rubbed his eyes, and muttered, "Why did you fall asleep?"

"..."

At this time, the door was pushed open, and a white-haired head protruded from the door. The old man looked around and stopped when he saw Li Miaowei. His cloudy old eyes gradually lit up. In front of Miaowei, she took out an old towel from her bosom and flattered her, "Honey, I bought a fish, burn it for me to eat!"

Pansy whispered, "Sunder has Alzheimer's."

Even if he didn't say it, Li Miaowei could tell. He took the towel and replied in a familiar tone: "Okay, old man, how do you want to burn it?"

"Braised in brown sauce! Oh, no, no, if you like light food, let's steam it."

"Then let's braise half of it in brown sauce and steam the other half. What do you think?"

"Okay, okay, wife, you are so smart, I will eat the fish head, you will eat the body and tail, hurry up, I'm hungry." The old man pushed the towel forward and urged.

Seeing that the towel was about to rot, Li Miaowei tore it in half with his hands.

"Wait!" Pan Xi wanted to stop it before it was too late.

"What's the matter?" Li Miaowei asked.

Pansy said anxiously: "Sander's towels are sometimes the fish he bought, and sometimes his dead wife. He will lose his temper after a while. The caregiver who came last time was because he cut his towel. I was scolded once by this old man, so I had no choice but to resign in the end.”

Li Miaowei was dumbfounded, it seems that Alzheimer's disease is not easy to fool around.

"Honey, why don't you cook fish? I'm so hungry." Sander said pitifully.

"Oh, oh, that's good."

Losing your temper can only wait for a while before thinking about it again. Li Miaowei put two torn towels on the table and tossed them back and forth, simulating the action of cooking. , carefully walked out with his hands raised flat, and shouted as he walked: "Honey, it's time to eat, the fish is cooked, it smells so good!"

"Eh? It's strange, Sander didn't go crazy this time." Pansy shook his head in disbelief.

Li Miaowei wiped the sweat from the tip of his nose, and bring a new towel tomorrow.

The few people who came after that were all looking for Pan Xi. When these people dispersed, an old man with a very serious face came in. He looked awe-inspiring and looked around majesticly. Sitting in front of Li Miaowei, the corners of Pan Xi's mouth twitched, but he didn't say a word.

"Hi." Li Miaowei smiled.

"I know you, I saw you in the newspaper." The old man said straight to the point.

Li Miaowei was excited, he didn't expect him to be so famous now, even the elderly in the nursing home knew him.

"Can you sign for me?" The old man snorted from behind, pulled out a blank sheet of paper, and put it on the table, obviously coming prepared, even though he was asking someone to do something, the old man still looked full of style.

"Okay, okay, you've been waiting." Li Miaowei frantically found a pen and tried to write his broken characters like a star.

After the signature was finished, the old man stood up and nodded, saying, "Thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

Li Miaowei thought he was going to leave, but the old man went to sit down in front of the sleepy Didi and said, "I know you, I saw you in the newspaper."

"what?"

"Can you sign it for me?" The old man turned over the white paper that Li Miaowei had signed just now, and put it on the table.

Didi signed his name blankly.

"Thank you!"

Finally, the old man walked up to Pan Xi, Pan Xi took the initiative to take the blank paper without waiting for him to say, and skillfully wrote his name under Li Miaowei's name.

"Thank you!"

The old man glanced at everyone as if the emperor was coming, then turned around and walked towards the door. Halfway there, he seemed to think of something, and he came back and took out a newspaper from his arms and spread it in front of Li Miaowei, saying, "You are here again today?" I've reported it, congratulations!" After finishing speaking, he left.

Li Miaowei picked up the newspaper and took a look, only to see a line of words written under a miserable photo - yesterday afternoon, the police found an unidentified naked body in the Bhikshu Pagoda forest, please contact the police as soon as possible.

"..."

"I'm sorry, Green also has Alzheimer's disease, don't mind." Pansy explained.

"Ah, it's okay." Thinking of how excited he was just now, Li Miaowei couldn't laugh or cry.

Pan Xi observed the mermaid nobleman for more than two hours, and his impression of him gradually changed, and he rarely smiled.

"Pfft——" Didi finally came back to his senses at this moment, slapped the table and laughed loudly, "Master, why are all the old people with dementia who come to you, hahahaha!"

Li Miaowei gave Didi an embarrassed look, "Didn't Uncle Green ask you to sign it too, congratulations!"

"Uh... that's true."

Li Miaowei waited until he got off work, and no one came to him again. It seemed that he had to change his strategy. He thought to himself, instead of waiting for others to take the initiative to get acquainted with him, he might as well hook up others first.

When I got home, I found a dazzling new mermaid car parked in the open space in front of the gate.

"What is this?" Li Miaowei said in surprise, running up and touching it like crazy, no matter how beautiful the car driven by the Motan people is, he can't drive it, and the mermaid car is different.

"Your Excellency just asked someone from the car dealership to deliver it." Xia Erdi replied sternly, but there was a little smile in his eyes. It seemed that Madam liked it very much.

"Who... did you buy it for?" Li Miaowei asked knowingly.

The old housekeeper stared, Li Miaowei giggled, and ran to the driver's seat to fiddle with it.

"Ma'am is not yet an adult. After your birthday is over, go get a driver's license test. Now I will put it in the garage for you."

Li Miaowei just remembered that he didn't even know when Zooey's birthday was.