Be a mermaid after 1000 years

Under the personal arrangement of the head of the Marriage Registry, the marriage process of the Duchess Hernand and his wife went very smoothly, and it was resolved within 10 minutes. The two of them each received a marriage certificate, and he didn't care about the Duke's one. Throwing it into Xia Erdi's arms, the share in Li Miaowei's hand was turned over and over again. It was the first time he saw a marriage certificate from an alien planet. It is gold and pure white, so the marriage certificate is also gold, which contains a half-length wedding dynamic photo of him and the Duke just taken.

Although Li Miaowei has not had a smooth life since he was a child, he still likes to smile, and at least eight teeth are exposed when he smiles. He and Blanche Hernand stand together, and the two stand in a tacit understanding. At the edge of the camera, a little distance is reserved in the middle. One has a stern face, maintaining the expression of participating in the military parade, while the other is squinting and grinning, with white teeth shining in the camera. No matter how you look at it, if Li Dad is here, and he will definitely call his eldest son a fool again.

Such two people, blending into the same picture, give people an inexplicable sense of joy, at least Li Miaowei thinks so, haha, what an interesting wedding photo, his smile reappears, very brilliant, Li Miao Wei, good job, continue to maintain this positive attitude, the unbeatable Xiaoqiang is talking about you, there is a saying, it is better to live than to die, he has died once, so he should cherish life even more , If you spoil yourself, God will not see it.

When the Duke received a call from the royal family, he glanced at Li Miaowei indifferently, and left with his attendants without saying a word.

"Ma'am, we can go back now." Xia Erdi came over and said in a low voice. His nose was badly injured, but his waist was as straight as a javelin, his head was held high, his chin was facing the tip of Li Miaowei's nose. The aristocratic butler's demeanor is not inferior at all, and it is more than a grade compared to the mermaid master and servant.

Duke Hernand lived in a small villa in the urban area for a long time, so when Chardy said going back, he naturally referred to returning to the villa, not the family castle in his territory.

When Li Miaowei was still at the house of Baron Elvis, he heard the servants around him talk about the Duke many times, saying that he is a stingy rich man and how poor his life is, even Didi heard it The wind has blown with him a few times, so in Li Miaowei's farmer's consciousness, the Duke's Mansion should be like those wealthy peasants in the suburbs. They built a small three-story building at home, with large and exaggerated lintels, and the outer walls It was painted white, tiled in the yard, and either a small noodle car or a well-polished Poussin was parked at the door, but if you really want to enter the house, there are not many valuable and tasteful things, but they still let them These poor peasants are extremely greedy.

When the carriage stopped, Li Miaowei was almost knocked to the ground as soon as he got out of the carriage. Damn, is this shabby?Is this still called a small villa?This group of vicious nobles are too ignorant of the sufferings of the people. This is even more magnificent than the mansion on the top of the special zone seen on TV. It covers an area of ​​several hectares. The main house is so big that it can fit in a row. There is a large lawn in front of the house. And the fountain, and behind the house are gardens, swimming pools, and playgrounds. The small building of the rich peasant family that Li Miaowei imagined immediately collapsed and shattered. Nima, it can’t even compare with the toilet in this house. He bought a carp pendant before crossing, did he really leap onto the Dragon Gate?Li Miaowei woke up in a jerk, and slapped himself two or three times, Li Miaowei, wake up, you are here to be the daughter-in-law of a poor child, not to be the young mistress of a wealthy family.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" Didi looked at him worriedly. Recently, the young master has a bit of neurasthenia, and his memory has also declined a lot. It's all caused by the master, so he needs to find a family doctor.

"Uh...I'm fine." Li Miaowei looked at Didi's expression. Apart from worrying about him, the young man's face was very calm. He looked like someone who had seen the world, and he couldn't compare with his petty family spirit. It seems that the people in this house The scale is indeed only ordinary in aristocratic families.

The servants of the Duke's Mansion are not like the legends, there are only three or four people, although it is not exaggerated that they are lined up from the gate to the outside of the main house, but they are also in groups of five, standing neatly in two rows, everyone is cold Face, according to the rules, stood in front of the house, 'welcome' the presence of the Duchess.

Li Miaowei just pretended not to see the cold faces, and smiled all the time.

"Madam, considering your needs, your lord has specially transferred a few servants from the territory. There is a cook exclusively for you, these two." Chardy pointed, and two young male servants stood out in the queue. "They are there to serve you personally. If you need anything, you can order them to do it."

Li Miaowei opened his mouth in surprise, and before he could say anything, the butler said: "I know that you may be dissatisfied with only two servants, but you must know that the Duke's Mansion has always advocated frugality, and the monthly expenditure is [-]%. There is a strict budget, and even the adults themselves will follow this rule, so I hope you can adapt as soon as possible."

"Big, cough, Xia Erdi, in fact, there is no need to find someone to take care of me, I can take care of myself, not to mention, I still have Didi..." I am a big man, and I want these two little kids to take care of me , plausible?Besides, the faces of these two teenagers are almost covered with icicles. They say they are serving, and when the time comes, they will give him a cold face. Isn't this just embarrassing themselves?

"Master!" Upon hearing this, Didi interrupted Li Miaowei quickly. He was very happy that the young master valued him, but how could he not arrange for someone to serve him? The Duke's Mansion is really as mean and mean as others said. Now Even an ordinary Viscountess has three or four attendants.

When Li Miaowei heard Xia Erdi's words, the meaning changed completely. The mermaid of the Ives family was extremely dissatisfied with his arrangement, but since he said beforehand that the Duke must follow the rules, he couldn't make excuses Outburst, I had to say irony to myself, hum, he is not a vegetarian after being a housekeeper for so many years, soldiers will block you, water will cover you, let's see how I will fight back against you!

Chardy smiled slightly, and respectfully said: "Since Madam requests so, then Chardy will do as Madam wishes, Hino, Rebis, you two can go back to the territory later."

The two teenagers bowed their heads in agreement.

"Oh, how could you... this... like..." Didi wanted to explode, but when he saw Xia Erdi's tense old face, he shrank back in fright when he said the words, he is not a young master, dowry When he comes to the Duke's house, Didi is considered a servant of the Duke's house, and the butler can treat him as he wants.

"Ma'am, are you satisfied with this arrangement?" Xia Erdi had a serious face, but was very proud in his heart.

"That's how it should be. I have hands and feet, so I don't need someone to wait on me. Come on, Didi, we're going in. Alas, I've been around all morning. I'm hungry. I don't know what to eat in the Duke's Mansion." Yes." It seems that Xia Erdi is not so unreasonable, he will still adopt what he said at his own discretion, and solve the problem. Li Miaowei walked into the house with ease, and he is used to poor people. If you don't pay attention, you forget to put on airs, and the walking posture is not aristocratic in any way.

Xia Erdi stood on the spot in a daze and didn't recover for a long time. Is this the end?Not angry?Don't play tricks?Don't you cry?A lot of tricks behind were useless, and the butler was heartbroken. He didn't make the Duchess so angry that his liver ached, but he felt pain everywhere.

"Mr. Chardy, are you okay?" Several servants looked at each other, it seems that the Duchess is not easy to deal with, you see, the butler was very angry when she came, and the cook is also an old man in the house, so he was quite sympathetic He patted Chardy on the ground.

"Cough! What can I do? I'm fine. We'll have a long time to come, huh!" Xia Erdi pulled on her small vest, puffed her chest, and strode into the room with big strides.

Alas, Mr. Shardy is just stubborn. He always said that you have to walk like a walk. How can you stride away like a commoner? The servants looked at each other and understood each other, but no one said it.

Li Miaowei is sitting at one end of the long dining table, more than a dozen large plates covered with silver covers are placed three to four meters away, and there are two giant flower baskets on the table, a large pot of fresh seasonal fruits, and a small basket Bread, a bottle of cold vintage wine, Didi was stuffing a napkin around his neck, while the cook and the housekeeper stood aside and waited. Li Miaowei lost his appetite before eating.If you have a bowl of dried bamboo shoots and small salted fish, a bowl of braised pork belly, and a large bowl of fragrant rice, it will be enough. Sitting alone at such a big table is too deserted. Is this how the Duke usually eats? of?No wonder others are also cold.

Chardy winked at the cook, and the cook stepped forward and opened the silver covers one by one, puffs of hot air came out, and there was a villain in the housekeeper who was shouting, hahahaha~ most mermaids like to eat raw Fresh food, I see how you still use the fork, you have no appetite, no appetite!

Li Miaowei opened his mouth slightly, and his big eyes widened even further. Except for a small plate of smoked sashimi, the rest were carefully cooked hot dishes, including clams in scallion oil and fried fish steaks with orange , Creamy Baked Lobster, Garlic Steamed Scallops, Seafood Mixed Vegetable Soup... Just now I said I had no appetite, but now Li Miaowei's saliva almost dripped down. He is an ordinary farmer, how can he eat these? I can’t even be named, but I can be called famous. I went to the restaurant of my uncle’s house to find my younger brother. I was drooling while flipping through the menu in the office, so I was very impressed, but these dishes are only similar to those in my uncle’s restaurant. Not exactly the same.

"Ma'am." Xia Erdi took a step forward, bowed slightly, and said with a little apology: "Since you ordered just now that there is no need for someone to serve you, Xia Erdi dare not disobey your wishes. Therefore, my lord The exclusive chef you prepared has now returned to the territory, and the chef who has served the Duke for many years, that is, Edson next to me, he does not know how to cook mermaid dishes, and this plate of smoked sashimi is finally made. Yes, the taste may not satisfy you, you see, do you want to make do with it, or do you want me to call back your exclusive chef..."

Butler Xia Erdi spoke halfway, and couldn't continue. Li Miaowei had already thrown off his arms and started eating. Since he came to the planet Motan, he has been eating fresh aquatic products. Although there is nothing wrong with it, But psychologically, he still prefers cooked food. Moreover, Li Miaowei has always believed that he will be abused when he arrives at the Duke's Mansion, such as whether to eat or not to wear, to be beaten every day, and to kneel in the ancestral hall. He did not expect such treatment. Well, Baron Elvis's family doesn't have such conditions. Now Li Miaowei is very satisfied with everything except worrying about sleeping with him at night. All is well.

Li Miaowei's ferocious eating made the housekeeper's eyes go black for a while, and Edson kindly helped him.

"Madam, ahem, Madam, please pay attention to your dining etiquette." The veins on Xia Erdi's head were about to pop out.

"Oh, oh, I'm sorry." Li Miaowei stuffed his mouth with something, made a vague apologetic gesture, and slowed down. In fact, it's not that he can't use a knife and fork at all. Others have been learning for a few days, but when they suddenly saw so many delicious foods, they threw away all the knives and spoons when they were excited, and went to battle holding a fork.

"Uncle Edson, your cooking is amazing! It's delicious!" Li Miaowei gave the cook a thumbs up. Although the gesture was a bit strange, Edson roughly understood it.

"Madam, you are welcome, you can just call me Edson." As a chef, it is obviously a happy thing for someone to appreciate his cooking. Edson has worked in the Duke's mansion for decades, and the Duke Although my lord is kind to his servants, he seldom praises him so clearly, which is a pity. Now that he is praised by Li Miaowei, the cook can't help showing a smile on his face, but in a blink of an eye, the smile shrinks back. Erdi gave him a hard look, hum!A good word can impress you, so immoral!

"Well, Housekeeper Chardi, you are so polite. I am alone. I don't need to prepare so many dishes next time. Two or three dishes are enough. Look, it's a waste if I can't eat them. Isn't the Duke's Mansion advocating Frugal? I'm the Duchess and I'm taking the lead!"

Cook Edson kept his head down and remained silent, but two lines of words jumped out of his heart like a typewriter: The first day the mermaid from the Elvis family came to the Duke's mansion,

Mrs. Zoe VS Butler Chardy, Mrs. Zoe wins!