Be a mermaid after 1000 years

Li Miaowei took a couple of mouthfuls of pooh before he poohed out the crackling fish tail. Now he finally knew how those abducted little mermaids were transported out of the planet Motan.

Those people put him and Didi in a big box containing aquatic products, covered it with a layer of hollowed-out iron plates, and poured hundreds of catties of live fish, which is too cheating. As a mermaid, Although he likes to eat fish, it is a disaster for him to share a tank with so many live fish, just like a person who likes to eat beef stew, you let him lie in the whole pot of beef, and his nose and face are covered. Goulash, he will never tell you that he is very happy.

Perhaps they were afraid of their lack of oxygen, so the hollow board was set up, because the oxygen outlet hole of the water tank is in the middle of the side board, but there are always some small fish that slip through the net and swim to their faces and get into their clothes. The worst is not only These, but after they slept on the road overnight, hundreds of catties of live fish produced a lot of feces, and those thin and long fish feces were floating in the water, sucked in by their gills, and Spit out from their mouths, even if Li Miaowei can't see it, he can still feel itchy cheeks. After this time, he won't eat fish for a long time in the future. Nima, kidnapping is kidnapping, can you stop Such a disgusting person, this kind of excitement is comparable to the dream of Master Yu he had last time.

The only good thing is that he and Didi were locked in the same box, and they could chat to relieve stress along the way. At first, the two of them tried their best not to let the fish feces be sucked into their gills. Later, they couldn't hold it anymore and were in a daze After sleeping for a while, no one wanted to think about it after waking up.

"Master, where are those guys going to transport us?"

"I still want to know." Li Miaowei is now considering whether they will be sold by weight or by strip.

"The water smells so bad, why does my skin feel slippery?"

"Maybe fish poop has skin care effects, Didi, you've earned it, and you can save money on skin care products."

"Pfft—Master, you will tease me." Didi moved his position with difficulty, and said: "I don't know what time it is now, my whole body is numb, and those villains are real, why do you want to Tied us up like a holiday gift bag? Madam doesn't seem to be tied up."

Li Miaowei also finds this very strange. Originally, Becky put him and Didi into the water tank and prepared to cover it. Yake suddenly asked to tie them up, saying that the elder brother specially ordered them. Could it be that? Big brother knows... No, it's impossible, Li Miaowei quickly vetoed his guess, his strange ability, even Blanche didn't dare to tell, how could others know.

"Master, what are you thinking?"

"It's nothing, it's been so long, it should be morning, I'm really hungry." He drank a bowl of soup last night, and now he is weak even to speak.

"Actually, we still have plenty of food, ah! Another fish swam into my face, young master, I'll spray it over, open your mouth wide."

Li Miaowei glanced sideways, nodded in agreement, "I will remember to let you eat in the toilet every day in the future."

"No, I'm just joking." Didi pursed her lips and muttered, "If you don't talk, you're so scared. Why didn't your lord come to save us?"

Li Miaowei certainly understands Didi's mood. He is more nervous than Didi, but he still smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, it will definitely come. Don't you think being kidnapped is also a magical experience? Just like Captain X It's like it was shot inside."

"Captain X has never eaten so much fish poo."

"But his head was stuffed into a public toilet, it's much more disgusting than we are now."

Didi giggled.

"Shhh, Diddy, don't make a sound, the car seems to be about to stop."

The two of them pressed their ears to the wall of the box at the same time, and the speed of the car slowed down a little bit. After turning a few turns, it vibrated and stopped. Li Miaowei couldn't hear what those people said exactly through a thick layer of box boards. He only knew that there were three more new joiners, plus the few people who followed on the boat at the beginning. There were at least eight of them. Among them was a young and clear voice that reappeared repeatedly. I vaguely heard others calling him big brother. Could this person be Pulan?

"Didi, can you hear what they are saying?" Li Miaowei was not afraid that the kidnappers would hear his speech. They could hear the sound from outside, but the outsiders couldn't hear the sound of the mermaid in the water.

"..."

"Didi? I'm asking you something, why don't you make a sound?" Li Miaowei patted the valet beside him with his tail fin.

"Ah? Master, you, what are you talking about?" In the darkness, the young man's face turned pale, no, it couldn't be him, he must have heard wrong, he kept comforting himself.

"Are you sleepy, don't sleep right now."

"Well...I see."

The man known as the eldest brother was extremely handsome. When he spoke, his eyes were slightly squinted, and the corners of his mouth were habitually raised. He looked a little frivolous, but very charming.

"Yake, is this the box? Have you checked what I asked you to check?" The man flicked the cover of the bomb box with his hand.

"I've checked it, it's on him, brother, do you want to open it and have a look?"

"No, I believe you, did you have any trouble when you came here?"

"No, except for the temporary sea ban, the journey has been very smooth. Is there any movement from Hernand?"

"I heard that Ankad City and some surrounding cities began to set up card checks at midnight last night. Fortunately, you left in time."

"Haha, those idiots, I really want to see the expression on Lord Duke's face at this moment, it must be very exciting!"

"Becky, it's too early to say anything before the spaceship leaves Mortan. If... I just assume, if we don't succeed, remember what I told you before."

"No, we will definitely succeed!"

Yake was not as optimistic as Becky. He thought for a while, and suddenly said: "Actually... I always think that the ban on sea is quite strange. Look, it looks like a hurricane is coming this day."

"Yake, as I said earlier, when the weather forecast is seldom accurate, don't be suspicious all the time."

"Just be careful."

"Don't be noisy, it's almost seven o'clock, and then listen to the weather forecast." Someone suggested.

When Hu Ge turned on the car TV, he heard the supporter of the weather program saying that the hurricane was affected by the front and turned northward, bypassing the western continent. The warning on the Gothening Sea was lifted and navigation was possible.

"Fuck! If I had known, I wouldn't have traveled overnight." Hu Ge was so angry that he kicked the water tank, and Li Miaowei was startled with a 'dong' sound.

"Look, I'm just saying those guys are rarely right." Becky smug.

"As soon as we arrived at Audrey Fishing Port, the sea ban was issued. As soon as we left, the sea ban was lifted. Is this too coincidental?"

"Oh, Yake, I can't fucking stand you! It's been all night, we have been careful and careful, we changed cars halfway, and made a detour, do you see half a dog shadow behind? "

"But……"

"Alright Yake, Becky's words are not unreasonable. Anyway, the matter has come to this point. No matter what the result is, we have to make this trip. Hu Ge, drive the car to Lucky Port first."

"Okay."

"Brother, has the cargo inspection procedure been completed?" Yake asked.

"Well, I slept with that mermaid, and she helped me get an exemption pass from her husband." The man's tone was light, with contempt in his eyes.

"Haha, it's still my elder brother who has the ability. After enjoying the good fortune, he can manage things properly every time. No wonder..."

I don't know where Becky's words stabbed the man. He was stunned for a while, and his originally bright eyes suddenly darkened. Yake stepped on Becky's foot quickly, and Becky realized that he had said the wrong thing.

"Sorry, hehe, I'm talking nonsense."

The man hooked the corners of his mouth in a self-deprecating manner, but said nothing.

Becky had no choice but to sneer and find nothing to say: "Brother, why did you tie up those two mermaids? I used enough medicine to make them faint on the spaceship."

"Just in case." The man glanced at the water tank and said lazily, "Some guys are always more energetic than others."

"Actually, I don't want to understand. If you give Zoe Ives to Oran Star, can you get assistance? It's just a freshwater mermaid. At best, it's the Duke's wife. Apart from humiliating the nobleman, Oran Star What's the use of him, we have sent them a lot of mermaids before, and this one is not bad, maybe we should kidnap the queen, she is a super beauty, and she is also a healing magician. Lan Xing's young Emperor Desot is a lustful man who doesn't shy away from meat and vegetables, he will definitely not despise Her Royal Highness for being too old, haha!"

"Tch, Connie, do you think the queen is a Chinese cabbage? If you say kidnapping, then kidnap."

"I'm humorous, understand? Humorous, some people's EQ is too low."

The topics of several people started to be far-fetched. The man listened with a smile and did not explain to his companions. The truck ran around for more than three hours, and finally drove into the Good Luck Interstellar Cargo Port.

"Okay, be serious, Yake, you go through the formalities, I will go around, if there is no problem, you take the 'goods' and go through the special passage." The man's expression is cautious, but under the eyelashes is flickering excitement.

The customs clearance procedures went very smoothly, and some routine forms were filled out. The staff at the port were picky as usual. The form was sent back again, and he said in a blunt tone: "Tiger fin fish is not a scientific name, please fill it out according to the regulations."

Yake smiled politely and handed in the refilled form again.

"Is there a special commodity export license?"

"Have."

Before Yake could show the permit, the staff stamped a few stamps on the form and said impatiently: "Okay, send it to the cargo inspection."

"I have an exemption pass."

Hearing this, the attitude of the staff immediately changed. Not everyone can get an inspection-free pass, and whoever has a lot of background said, "Ah, then please go to Exit No. [-]. I wish you a prosperous business."

Yake turned around and gestured to Becky and others who were waiting at the door of the office hall, and Becky smiled wryly.

"Didi, can you hear where this is?" There was a lot of noise outside, with the sound of heavy vehicles passing by from time to time, and electronic announcements.

"Master, it seems to be an interstellar cargo port. Why did those people transport us here?" Didi began to feel uneasy.

Li Miaowei's heart tightened, ahhhhhhh, is it really sold to an alien planet?It's too fast, he's not ready yet, at least arrange to have breakfast before the road, it's too wicked to feed them fish feces all night.

"Didi, I'll support you, you push up hard to see if you can push the iron plate away."

"No, master, I can't even move."

"Then you say my head is harder than the box board?"

"...Master, what do you want to do?"

"If you hit it hard, I don't know if you can hear it from outside?" Li Miaowei knocked the back of his head on the box board twice, and found that it couldn't work. The place is too small and the range of movement is limited.

"Master, can you find a better way?"

"What do you think Captain X will do now?"

"Master, stop making trouble!" Didi was about to cry.

"Well, well, Dee Dee, to be honest, maybe we should eat something, maybe in a few hours, someone else will eat us."

"Wow—don't scare me."

"Quiet, Dee Dee, we seem to be moving again."

Li Miaowei could feel a kind of uniform movement, but the speed was very slow, "Is it an elevator?"

Didi sniffled his nose twice, pondered for a while, and his complexion became even worse, "Master, it seems to be a conveyor belt, are we leaving the planet Mortan?"

The two mermaids suddenly struggled desperately. As the saying goes, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, and the two weak little guys were so dizzy that they pushed the iron plate away. fell from above.

Li Miaowei pushed aside the iron plate that hit his head, "Good job, Didi, let's try again and see if we can open the lid."

While he was talking, the water tank suddenly tilted to the side and stopped moving. The fluttering movements of the two mermaids froze immediately. After a few seconds, the lid of the tank was opened, and Li Miaowei twisted his neck. With his mouth open, he stared at the relieved smiling face outside.

"Zoe, with your mouth so wide open, is fish poop delicious?"

"..."

Yake and others stood at the portal, and everyone was a little excited. Although this trip encountered a little trouble, overall, it went smoothly. As long as the water tank comes over and they move onto the spaceship, everything will be fine. Done, Yake looked at the time, there are still 10 minutes before they take off.

"Here comes the box, move it quickly." Becky whistled excitedly.

Just as Hu Ge used a small forklift to remove the large water tank containing Li Miaowei from the conveyor belt, several working vehicles with port signs stopped in front of them, and a dozen people in uniform got off from them, and the leader showed them After looking at the certificate, he said with a straight face, "Temporary cargo inspection."

"What temporary cargo inspection! We have a pass for exemption from inspection." Becky stepped forward arrogantly, and the others quietly stretched their hands behind their backs.

"There are regulations above, and they must be checked if there is any." The man looked businesslike.

"no!"

"Becky, let them check." Yake said suddenly.

"But……"

"We are all serious businessmen, so there is nothing to be afraid of." Jacques winked at his companions while speaking slowly, and Becky understood, and stepped back a few steps.

The moment the customs duty officer just opened the lid of the box, Yake's group suddenly launched an attack, and the other party reacted immediately, drew out their weapons, and fought back.

"Yake, I'm covering, you guys send the box to the spaceship..." Becky just finished speaking, and watched Hugo fall in front of him, his eyes immediately turned red, "Hugo! Hugo !Damn it, I fought with them!"

"Becky, calm down, they are not ordinary customs, we have been fooled!"

"What should I do?"

"Brother...we may not be able to leave today."

The difference between the strength and weakness of the two warring parties is obvious, but in seven or eight minutes, two more companions died in Yake, and he suddenly yelled: "We surrender!"

"Yake, you bastard!"

"Becky, if you stay in the green hills, you won't have to worry about having no firewood. If you lose your life, everything is just empty talk."

Yake blinked his eyes, and before Becky could recover, he dropped his gun and walked slowly out from behind the forklift. The 'customs' side also stopped firing, but when Yake passed by the water tank, he Quickly took out a grenade from his bosom, held it up and threatened loudly: "Everyone get out, or I will blow up this box!"

The leading youth of the 'customs' laughed and cursed: "Idiot, we chose to confront you here, do you think there will be anyone in the box?"

Yake froze for a moment, rushed over and pulled the lid of the box, and was dumbfounded.

When Li Miaowei was supported by Blanche to come out of the lounge, he saw several kidnappers passing through the hall under the pressure of Blanche's men. block aside.

"Why only these few?"

"Three of them were shot dead. They will be brought out later. Don't look, let's go." Blanche touched the swollen bump on Li Miaowei's forehead with distress, and walked out with his arms around him.

"Wait, wait!" Before walking out of the hall, Li Miaowei grabbed Blanche violently, "You said three were killed, but there are only four here. I remember that there were at least eight people in that group, and one more Where did it go?"

"What did you say?" Blanche stared.

"There's another person, Didi, don't you think so?"

Li Miaowei turned around and asked the young man behind him. Didi was also looking at those people. His expression, which had been slightly relaxed, became ugly again when he heard the conversation between Li Miaowei and Blanche.

"Dee Dee, what's the matter with you?"

"Young master, I...I..."

"Are you uncomfortable?" Li Miaowei looked at the young man who had been guarding Didi, "Marlowe, why don't you send Didi to the hospital for a checkup."

"No, master!" Didi's lips faded, he took a deep breath, and finally said: "I may know..."

"He wanted to tell you that he might know the eighth person." Someone said coolly behind them.