How a reader is tragically lost

issue a statement:

He is getting married.

An angel riding a demon, and a comet hitting the earth are not enough to express the shock of the demons at that moment.

So everyone lost their temper, but none of them had the courage to question His Majesty face to face - according to some gossip, His Majesty has been eating very vegetarian recently, and maybe he will change the recipe to adjust his appetite sometime.

But there are always people who speak more weight in front of His Majesty the Demon King.

For example, the succubus Mephistopheles, this beauty who has the alias X because of a certain author's clerical error, has the function of blinding people's eyes—probably for this reason, His Majesty the Demon King is very tolerant of him.

The succubus who returned to the demon world was also very depressed.

As one of the three well-known subordinates of the devil (Linde is not yet), he is the only one who is stationed under the devil's nose, but he is the one who is fine and will never hang out under the devil's nose.

The reasons are many and complicated, but the core one is that he is so charming that everyone can't help but drool over him—but the saliva of His Majesty the Demon King has a particularly deep meaning, which can be expressed in words. Simply summed up as "you look delicious".

As for how the succubus perfectly avoided His Majesty's good appetite, the reason was very simple, he was born with hemorrhoids, and the devil had serious perfectionism.

Although the succubus was expected to come back to meet His Majesty, due to some accidents, the first person he saw was Linde Samuel.

"Hi, I'm Mephistopheles." The succubus smiled slightly, and the colors of the whole world seemed to brighten up.

"Hello." Compared to Succubus' calmness, Linde's gaze was a little evasive.The succubus understood the other party's mood. After all, it was impossible to resist his charm without the paladin's willpower, and he himself didn't want His Majesty's bride to become his admirer for no reason.

——Your Majesty in a state of anger will never care about small problems like hemorrhoids.

Thinking of this, the succubus couldn't help but take a closer look at Linde, which was different from the strange rumors outside.Linde is just a person who can barely be called handsome among human beings. He is slightly thin, with raised eyes, and a slightly gentle smile. He is neither special nor eye-catching. " has nothing to do with "crunchy".

Of course, it’s okay to put it in a human, but I’m used to the delicacy of elves, the holiness of angels, the temptation of demons, and himself... Succubus doesn’t think that the opponent’s face can add points to His Majesty the Demon King: not at all. Like the kind His Majesty would like.

The succubus immediately labeled Lindh as another type that His Majesty might like: he must be good at coaxing children.

"I heard that you are not used to the diet of the demon world, so His Majesty specially ordered me to bring you some food from the world." The succubus said lightly, of course, these words were purely for the sake of the demon king.His Majesty would not notice such a detailed matter. If he did, it would most likely be to directly enslave a certain country to prepare food for the other party.

His Majesty the Demon King is actually not picky with his tongue, but that doesn't stop him from pretending to be a guy who never tires of eating, eating, and eating.

"Thank you, thank you." Linde sat on the bed and replied weakly.

Lin De himself didn't want to get sick at this time. The Demon King did some research on his own and came to the conclusion that the climate was unacceptable.Lin De silently complained from the bottom of his heart that Lord Demon King still needs to study this conclusion - it is strange for normal people to be roasted in the crater for three months and still be alive and kicking.

And there is only one reason for him to stay in the devil's bedroom.

Linde didn't want people to think that he didn't even have the qualifications to stay with Levi Ansen.

The succubus wanted to say something, but when he saw a figure approaching from the other side, he knelt down immediately: "Your Majesty, Mephistopheles greets you."

The devil passed by as if he hadn't seen it, holding a crystal ball in his hand, and the fat witch followed behind His Majesty, and glanced at Linde triumphantly.

Linde suddenly wanted to bully her severely.

"Levi Ansen, what are you holding?"

As soon as Linde thought of Vivienne's three views, he had no hope for the props produced by the witch—not to mention that he had just learned that the Demon King announced that he was a bride in the entire Demon World—Linde felt even more insecure .

"I can see all the past crystal balls. And it can also emit light." The devil replied seriously, "Also, Murphy, remember to prepare some bath water for me..."

Linde was stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood that the demon king recalled the past, which meant that his last bit of use value for Levi Ansen was gone.At that moment, Linde felt extremely sad.

"...and the wedding I want to do is the biggest in the world."

Huh?

Although Linde himself has an infinite desire to complain about the position of bride.

But the feeling of that moment cannot be described in words.

The succubus frowned slightly. He had no interest in who His Majesty's lover was - of course he hadn't considered the fact that His Majesty would fall in love - but if there was a prophecy behind this lover, it would be another matter. something happened.

But all those who dared to confront His Majesty have already died without a place to bury them.

"Your Majesty, it takes a long time to prepare for the wedding. After all, you also want to be perfect." The succubus said neither humble nor overbearing. "Besides, the bride doesn't seem to be in good health. I think... Maybe Your Majesty can spend the honeymoon first."

Succubus still believes that with His Majesty's character, it is impossible to be interested in a person for a long time: "Besides, because Your Majesty is relatively quiet during this time, there are many programs piled up below to entertain adults."

"You are responsible." The Demon King waved him out, "I will see the result tomorrow."

The succubus bid farewell politely, while Vivienne unconsciously stood behind the demon king.

"Including you." His Majesty the Demon King kicked Vivian out.In an instant, a large group of maids and waiters disappeared without a trace.

The Demon King collapsed on the bed without any image, took a long breath, rolled over again, rested his head on Linde's stomach, and played with his hair with his face sideways.

Samuel has waist-length hair, which is the biggest difference between him and Linde himself.

"What's wrong?" Linde keenly sensed that the devil was in a bad mood.

"that's terrible."

"Ok?"

"I said my life is simply too bad." The Demon King was silent for a while before replying sullenly.

"What's wrong?" Linde was even more puzzled.

The Demon King seemed not satisfied with his hair anymore, he turned over and hugged Linde in his arms.Linde was a little embarrassed, but he knew that most of the actions of the Demon King had nothing to do with ambiguity.

"I think my past was a poor thing, and I fell out with the other four dragons for no reason. Although the demons are very close to me, it is only because I can give them great power... If anyone else can If you do this and are stronger than me, then I will definitely be abandoned..."

Linde is not used to the devil's long lines.

"It really looks like I feel so lonely." The devil rubbed Linde's chest pitifully, and Linde was about to be overwhelmed by the devil, "Always be by my side, okay, Linde."

That expression resembled that of Satsuma who was afraid of being abandoned by his master.

Under normal circumstances, Linde would definitely kneel down on the ground to show his loyalty, but now Linde just wants to dig a hole to bury himself in - he must have been abstinent for so long that he can't stand being teased so much!Lord Demon King, don’t stick it so tightly that he can’t hide it even if he wants to hide it QAQ

The Demon King, who also noticed the change in Lin De's little brother, was stunned, touched his nose slightly, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "...I feel like I skipped a lot of steps?"

Lin De's face darkened, he stretched out his hand to touch the devil, and sure enough, he found strange little pornographic books "The First Rules of Loyal Dogs", "How to Build a Prosperous Harem" and so on in Levi Ansen's clothes.

Linde's face was so dark that it couldn't be any darker.

Lord Demon King also found that he had messed up the confession of true feelings, so he hastily made amends: "...Although I have referred to certain books, what I said is true. People all over the world regard my symbolic meaning more than I do. I am serious, they are all bad guys...so..."

"Get out!" Linde was furious, and when he thought of how much he had been messed with by the plot of the third-rate pornographic book, he was so angry that he wanted to kill himself—and... maybe he would use the fifth girl to appease his little brother, Linde just... must not let the devil see it!

The devil ran out aggrieved.

His Majesty the Demon King, the supreme demon king of the entire Demon Realm, squatted on the stairs, thinking hard for a whole day, and finally realized what he did wrong: "Linde, I'm sorry... I forgot that you are included in the whole world... Well, except you the rest of the world."

Linde: "..."

Of course, Linde was not the only one who was heartbroken on this night, the succubus was also furious: "Dracula is not here?! The reason is that his sister ran off to find him... The devil has punished me and I will make him look good!"

The author has something to say: Because some people wanted to see the small theater, so the legendary small theater appeared.

Well, we will conduct it in the form of an interview, and we also welcome questions from the audience outside the venue.

Let's start with the first question~

Zhai Jing: May I ask how the Lord Demon King and the Brave Lord parted ways?

Brave:  …

Demon King: Of course it's because the brave man is a villain.

Brave (face twitches): ...

Demon King: When I was a child, Balder was golden and sparkling. I liked him very much, but he always sprayed me with tears and hid when he saw me. It was too much.

Brave (face twitches): ...don't make it seem like you haven't done anything to lick my drool...and even bit your teeth...

Demon King: Well, that's right, he doesn't taste good, it tastes like salty tears.

Hero: ... die, Demon King.

Zhai Jing: Ahahaha, the first small theater will end like this, I don’t know about opening the door to a new world!

32Act31

There are many places with pleasant scenery, but if the participants are limited to lovers, then there is only one choice left.

The city of trees, the place where lovers promise to live forever.

It is a place blessed by Ilsa, the god of marriage. Not only can you test who your beloved is, but also there are various competitions between lovers, which deeply satisfies the mentality of women who love vanity and comparison, and often Being a place where gay men go from wizards to knights has the same subtle meaning as a campus grove.

Linde is also very familiar with this place name.

Yes, this is also an important plot location.After waking up from the Holy See, the brave man was a little depressed. In order to adjust his physical condition, he was taken to the tree capital to relax.At the same time, there are also ambitious female harems who want to solve the lifelong affairs of the brave in the city of trees.

In order to fight for the brave man's right to go to the lake of lovers for the first time - the right to see the lake of lovers with the brave man for the first time, the girls started a world-shattering battle, and finally, when the victor won the war, it was dawn.

The brave man appeared in front of the girls with a smile, and told them that he slept soundly and had a good dream yesterday.

Although the girls decided to make persistent efforts the next day, unfortunately, that night, the demons invaded and turned the entire Tree City upside down.Only later did the brave man know that the demons were looking for Angel, and Angel returned silently to the demons, and then disappeared throughout the story.

↑There is no doubt that this cliff is written halfway by the author and forgot the foreshadowing.

But... the city of trees...

Lin De blushed for a moment. Anyway, it was like a dream to be able to travel with Lord Demon King as lovers.He didn't realize that subtle changes had taken place in his mentality, and he vaguely and sincerely began to look forward to the future.

"Why do I have to change my appearance! Shouldn't those pariahs kneel down and welcome me...my arrival?" Although he was very satisfied with the destination, Lord Demon King was very dissatisfied with the specific arrangement, and was struggling to win the final return for himself. Rights and interests, "At least you should prepare a diamond-encrusted carriage, right?"

"Your Majesty." The succubus answered in an unassuming manner, and Linde couldn't help but sympathize with him a little bit, "Your request will be implemented by the entire demon clan as the highest law, but we must also consider the thoughts of the elves—if they know If His Majesty will come, he would probably rather destroy the tree capital than give His Majesty a pleasant trip."

The Demon King hesitated for a while, but in the end his desire to go out with Linde prevailed: "...Then let's destroy the tree capital afterward?"

"Your Majesty's will is our direction."

Hey, is it okay to decide the war so easily!May I!

Linde really wanted to express his opinion, but his current physical fitness was too bad. After listening to the discussion between the Demon King and the Succubus for a few minutes, he fell asleep unknowingly.

Linde was awakened by a crisp bird song.

The place where Linde is located is a warm wooden house. The room is covered with fresh light green, illuminated by the light, vibrant and full of small white or yellow flowers.The breeze blows in from the window, and what fills the ears is the sound of the undulating waves of the Senhai Sea and the chirping of birds.

gorgeous.

Linde took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. He felt that his lungs were filled with thriving vitality.

"Ah Choe, Ah Choo." The Demon King's angry accusation came from downstairs, "Isn't there a place without flowers in the whole city of trees!"

And the person in charge of the hotel made a cold joke that couldn't be colder: "I'm sorry, it's spring now, and if I want to find a place without flowers, I'm afraid the only place I can find is the devil's bedroom."

The devil left with a sullen face: "...it will become my bedroom after a while."

When Linde walked to the door of the hut, he saw the devil running slowly up the stairs with an insulted expression on his face.He looked up and saw Linde, the corners of his eyes were slightly bent, but then he straightened his face and pretended to be majestic: "Ah-sigh!"

He couldn't help but sneezed again.

"Have a cold?" Lin De suppressed his smile—otherwise the Demon King would definitely become angry.

"No." The devil's eyes flickered for a moment, "...allergic to pollen."

"...Pfft." This time Linde really couldn't help laughing, and the devil's face suddenly turned sour, "Actually, you can try to invent some magic...for example, can filter small particles in the air or something?"

Linde comforted him with a smile. For a willful person like the Demon King, he just needs to stroke his hair: "Levi Anson is the most powerful person in the entire world."

The Demon King blushed, and he snapped his fingers, a faint magical aura flashed, and then a breeze blew up.Linde doesn't understand magic, but judging by the expression on the devil's face, this small problem should have been resolved.

The devil Levi Anson is such a guy, if he is poked by a stone, the first reaction is definitely to grind the whole earth flat instead of putting on a pair of shoes for himself-this kind of fault is not me but the whole The concept of the world is very two, but sometimes it seems unexpectedly cute.

For example now.

Realizing that the problem was solved so easily, the Demon King's face turned blue and white several times, and finally he froze on an unfathomable expression: "...I will still turn this place into my bedroom."

As for the situation where the devil insisted on "My decision definitely has a deep meaning, you didn't see it because you were too stupid", Linde was not stupid enough to expose him: "Go out for a turn?" to go on a date … Linde couldn't help but feel hot when he said something that seemed ordinary but was actually shameful.

"it is good."

The streets of the elves are very beautiful. They built many spiral wooden bridges on the big trees, all of which are beautiful but not eye-catching flowers. Looking down from above, it is like walking in a fairyland.From time to time on the road, there are beautiful elf girls playing the lyre, describing the beauty of love.

On both sides of the road, desserts, roses, and couple accessories are sold along the street.

Linde looked at the couples of boys and girls walking hand in hand on both sides of the road, and suddenly felt embarrassed.No matter from which point of view, the Demon King is a very outstanding person, and there are even many beautiful elf girls whispering around them.In comparison, Linde is too unremarkable.

And two men walking here, really...

Linde couldn't help feeling annoyed.

Such a state of mind made him unable to bear to stagger half a step, slightly behind the demon king.

"What's wrong?" The Demon King stopped, his scarlet eyes reflected Linde's figure.

Linde was in a trance for a while, lowered his head and touched his nose: "I think... I'm a little..."

"You don't need to mind anyone's eyes." The Demon King raised his eyebrows. "If you really care, after ruling here, we can promulgate the law that men can only marry men."

Linde couldn't laugh or cry for a while.He was a little touched that the Demon King had noticed his little mood, but this solution made people unable to complain.He was about to defend himself, but the face of Lord Demon King magnified in front of him.

It was a kiss as light as a superficial kiss.

The background sound was the panting sound of many beautiful girls, and Linde felt that he could imagine their moods—it was nothing more than a flower inserted into the cow dung.

"As I said, I share half of my glory with you."

"And I never lie."

"Well, I know." Linde smiled slightly, and reached out to hold the hand of the devil.At that moment, the Demon King's whole body tensed up, but then he squeezed back with greater strength.

The wind was light.

The air is filled with the scent of spring flowers.

The Demon King touched his nose and turned away from looking at Linde.He pointed to the lively crowd below: "What is that?"

Linde took a closer look and saw that it was a ring-shaped platform where many couples gathered together.This scene is a bit familiar, Linde thought for a while, and recalled that there seemed to be an event in the plot: "It was a competition, and the winner could get the fruit of love that Ilsa ordered."

The devil really became curious: "The fruit of love?"

"It's actually just a kind of fruit of the World Tree." Linde replied honestly, "In fact, the symbolic meaning is greater than the actual meaning, and few people go back to eat it-it is a pair after birth. After the lovers eat it, if one of them changes his mind Both of them will die... other than that, there is no benefit."

So no one will eat it at all.

It's as unreliable as if one of them is scum, but I want to die with him/her.

The Demon King raised his eyebrows. Usually when he makes this expression, it means that he has a strong interest in something: "Let's go to the competition too!"

"Uh... that..." Before Linde could express his opinion, he was hugged by the Demon King and flew down the tree bridge.

Linde didn't notice that the moment he fell, a paladin with a serious face came up from the other side of the bridge. When he saw Linde, he blinked in disbelief.

"Uncle Lin Beinian, what's the matter?" The blond boy with a sweet smile followed behind him. He glanced at the place where Lin Beinian was stupefied, but there was nothing there.

Lin Beinian shook his head: "Probably my eyes are dazzled, His Royal Highness."

The brave man shook his head: "You can just call me Messiah, the Holy Son or something... always feels strange." He scratched his head and showed a smile as bright as the sun.

"I just feel very sorry." Lin Beinian paused, "It's obviously a holiday given by the Holy See to His Royal Highness, but His Royal Highness has to worry about finding Linde Samuel...and there are so many things. girl……"

"Ahem." The brave man interrupted the knight Lin Beinian in a bit of embarrassment, "Stop talking about this...and, I think..."

He pursed the corners of his mouth slightly, his eyes were faint, as if he was looking into a very distant void: "I think finding Linde is definitely a very meaningful act...for me."

The author has something to say: ==Little Theater 2==

Zhai Jing: Today is a special interview with the Brave, ahem, I asked a question that everyone is very concerned about.

Brave (smiling): Huh?

Zhai Jing: Do you think, Mr. Brave, besides Linde, is there any gay man in this article that you can see?Cough cough... can develop into CP?

Brave (expression froze): Huh?

Zhai Jing: Don't escape, you must answer.

Brave (helpless): Let me tell you... can't you believe that there is a pure friendship between men and women?

33Act32

The so-called couple competition, the rule is the total score system, the first round of the men's competition, the second round of the woman's competition, and the last round is to test the tacit understanding between couples, five judges, each give ten points, and remove the one with the highest score and one Minimum score, totaling thirty total points per round.

The devil signed up, and quickly took down two gold leaves with the number 79 from the table.The leaves are so delicately designed that they form a heart when combined together.The Demon King took away the one representing men without hesitation. Linde stared at the remaining gold leaf, hesitated for a long time, and finally put it in the palm of his hand.

——Women are women.Anyway, the male side is fighting for strength. According to Linde's attack power, which is completely unmatched on the table, probably blood will be spattered three feet as soon as he goes up, right?

Linde thought irresponsibly, but forgot that girls were more talented than beauty.Having said that, did Linde ever have these two things...?

A group of beautiful girls laughed and walked past the two of them.They gathered on the other side of the big tree to watch the first round of their favorites.They are all very beautiful, even Linde, who is used to seeing modern man-made beauties, can't help but feel his eyes brighten - it is a natural, clean, or chic aura that is completely different from modern girls.

Linde smiled and shrugged at the Demon King: "I think I will lose badly."

"It doesn't matter if you can't win." Lord Demon King didn't care, he didn't take this competition seriously from the beginning, "It's okay to kill everyone who is stronger than you."

"No, no need." Linde twitched—killed all those who were stronger than him. It is estimated that only him and the devil are left alive in this world. It is definitely another way to destroy the world.

In the distance, Linde heard the elf beauty leading the team urging again: "No. 79, where is No. 79?"

Linde had no choice but to smile apologetically at Lord Demon King, and trot over: "I'm here."

Unexpectedly, the elf beauty looked at him speechlessly: "Sir, you held it upside down. Although the gold leaf in your hand should really stand here, do you have the nerve to let a cute girl wrestle with a group of strong men?"

Immediately, there was a burst of soft laughter among the girls, and some people whispered that if Lin De was her boyfriend, they would definitely get rid of him brutally.

Linde's face twitched. He knew that a big man standing among a group of Yingying and Yanyan was eye-catching, but the real face still made him so embarrassed that he wanted to get into the ground.He glanced back at the Demon King, who picked a high ground and looked down at ordinary men who were not on the same level as him.

Noticing Linde's gaze, he turned his face, and the two looked at each other.Linde seemed to catch a fleeting smile on his face, but then the demon king straightened his face and raised his chin.

Linde suddenly felt that he had nothing to be afraid of.

"I don't want to either." Linde smiled slightly, which made the girl closest to him blush, "But my lover is standing there, so I have no choice but to come here. It’s a couple’s competition, not a men’s and women’s competition.”

Suddenly, there was a gasp in the crowd.All kinds of eyes focused on Linde's face, including contempt and curiosity.Linde took it very indifferently. Thinking that this group of people were all passers-by ABC who didn't even have their names in the book, Linde felt that there was nothing to worry about.

"Quiet, quiet." The elf beauty said loudly.The commotion on Linde's side quickly subsided as the boys' side began.

Linde still looked at the competition table seriously at first, but he didn't know how to fight. Watching a magic flash on the left side of the table and swinging a sword on the right side, it looked very lively, but unfortunately he couldn't see the way.

Moreover, having seen the power of the brave man and the firework phoenix dragon, this small scene is a bit out of Linde's face.

On the contrary, Lord Demon King looked eager to try.

Just as Linde was yawning, he felt his clothes being pulled.Linde turned his head. It was a white-haired elf girl who was only around his waist, with pointed ears and a bright smile on her small face.A violet brooch pinned to her breast.

Linde felt that the little girl's outfit was a bit familiar, probably a character that appeared in the original book: "What's wrong?"

The little girl tugged on Linde's sleeve and whispered in his ear: "Which one is your lover?"

Linde pointed to the Demon King, and the Lord Demon King bared his teeth at the two of them from a distance. It was probably a demonstration, but it only looked like a toothache.The little girl's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and she showed Lin De a bright smile with her thumbs and eight white teeth: "It's great, beauty and ugliness are so touching. Come on, I'm optimistic about you!"

...Although I was a little moved by the support, but this cute little girl, can you stop emphasizing that ugly word?

Linde's pride was deeply hurt.

At this time, the elf beauty leading the team saw the little white-haired girl, and she was stunned: "Lancione, you..."

"Don't tell me, auntie, I'll go back right away." Lancioni made a grimace, squeezed into the crowd and disappeared.

As soon as the name Lancioni was mentioned, Linde also remembered who this little girl was. The little princess of the elf royal family, although she looked only seven or eight years old, was actually an old demon over a thousand years old... old girl up.Because the elf royal family is a very special kind, only when the mind matures will it become an adult.

And Lancioni grew up overnight after the flames of war burned all over the tree capital and the death of the elf king, becoming the new leader of the elves.

...Of course, during the process of rebuilding the elves, the brave gave Lancioni great support, and finally took this little girl into the harem.

Thinking about it this way, Linde instantly felt that part of the author's integrity had disappeared.

"Oh my god... who is that person?" Following a burst of discussion, the Demon King made a strong appearance.Lin De always felt that Lord Demon King was trying to pretend to be aggressive, and he didn't see how he did it, so the opponent just rolled off the stage.

The Demon King's opponent seemed to be a little popular, and his defeat immediately sparked discussions among many people.

"It was a mistake just now, so it doesn't count." The red-haired warrior seemed a little embarrassed, and insisted on asking for a new match.His words were immediately echoed by many people.

Linde couldn't help feeling deep sympathy in his heart.

What a lad.

Why are you so overwhelmed... looking for abuse?

The Demon King raised his eyebrows, and did not express anything about his opponent's unfair second chance.For a person of his height, it makes little difference whether he crushes an ant once or twice.

Not surprisingly, the red-haired warrior fell off the stage for the second time.The young man blushed for a while, and then he slipped into the crowd in desperation, without even looking at the score.Immediately, a girl from Linde's side chased him away.

But the Demon King didn't look very happy either.

What's wrong?Lin De mouthed to the Demon King, he knew that with those perverted eyes of the Demon King, he could understand what he meant.

Sure enough, Lord Demon King moved his lips, and the voice clearly appeared in Linde's ears: "I just wanted to push him to the ground and stomp his face, but I didn't expect him to be so useless and just rolled off..."

Linde looked at the sky sadly, pretending he didn't hear anything.

The score of the Lord Demon King came out very quickly, and the two elf judges gave it [-] without any surprises—the face of the Lord Demon King definitely helped a lot in this process.The score of the dwarves was unexpectedly low, only five points. It is probably because this game was too inexplicable, and it did not show the strength and enthusiasm that the dwarves admired at all.

The representatives of the human race and the orc race gave one nine points and the other eight points.According to the rule of removing the lowest score and the highest score, in the end, Lord Demon King scored 27 points, becoming the highest score among the players in the same batch, leaving No.2 by [-] points.

The Demon King walked off the stage expressionlessly, and at the moment of stepping off the stage, he glanced at the dwarf judge very meaningfully.

Because the Demon King and Linde signed up late, the man's side ended soon.The beauty pageant for the girls also started, and Linde was at the bottom of the list, so he had nothing to do for a while.On the contrary, the Demon King ran over and sat beside Linde very calmly.He is not as inconspicuous as Linde, and his strength has just shown the foot of the iceberg, but he is unexpectedly popular.

Just to Linde's left, a beautiful orc girl with big breasts in leopard skin was unscrupulously guessing how long the Lord Demon King would last on the bed, and Linde couldn't help but blush when the topic ran wild—be careful with your image, girl.

Fortunately, the orc girl came on stage soon, and Linde got a rare few minutes of cleanliness.

"Don't worry." The Demon King patted Linde's head, "I'm definitely going to last longer than she guessed."

"..." Hey, he is obviously really worried about the game later, okay!

"Number 79!"

Linde ran away from the Demon King in a panic, but standing on the stage, Linde's cold sweat suddenly came down.

This is clearly just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den.

The host was the elf beauty from before, and she said in a straight voice: "Contestant No. 79 is invited to perform a talent show."

……Talent show……

At that moment, Linde really wanted to ask seriously, whether being able to type 1 words a minute was considered a great talent—well, he wasn't stupid enough to ask.He can't play the piano and dance, and sing... He still practiced in kindergarten!

Linde cleared his throat and sang, "Two tigers, two tigers run fast... run fast..."

The arena was instantly quiet.

"Uh, why don't I change a song. Little Swallow, fly and fly, come here every spring, I ask Swallow..."

The atmosphere in the field became more depressed.

"Okay." The elf beauty interrupted Linde's singing with a stiff face.The Demon King made a tense face several times in the audience, but in the end he didn't, and smiled as cheerfully as he could.The elf beauty commented, "This... this gentleman's spell reciting is very standard, please rate the judges."

...chanting...mantras.

Linde's expression cracked again uncontrollably.

Elf judge No. [-], ten points—that judge was Lancioni who had just met, she winked at Linde and showed a bright smile.

Human judges, zero points; dwarf judges, zero points; orc judges, still zero points.

The devil's eyes lit up, and his face was eager to try.Sure enough, he prefers to use violence to snatch the No.1 prize instead of getting No.1 justifiably.

But the little girl Lancioni was in a hurry, and immediately grabbed the arm of the male elf next to her: "...Give me a high score, don't you think love that transcends gender is great! Is it worthy of praise! Their brave In the face of secular doubts..."

The male elf seemed to be a restrained guy with no idea.He coaxed Lancioni carefully: "But, the game must be fair..."

"I don't care, I don't care, I just don't care!"

"Okay, okay." The male elf lit up the sign, "I just give friendship points."

The huge penis stung Linde's eyes.

Remove the highest score, the lowest score, and the total score is one point.

——What's the matter with this score being even more shameful than zero?

"Aww..." Lancioni burst into tears.The male elf was completely startled.

"Uh, that, excuse me." The human judge next to him suddenly stood up, and a guard next to him just whispered something in his ear. At this moment, the guard jumped off the stage and left the venue, "I want to revise the score ,May I?"

After getting an affirmative answer, the human judges showed