The rebirth of a fool

"Master, do you really stop thinking about it?" A young man in a T-shirt and denim with short hair like a chicken coop pawed at the door frame and begged.

"Go away, I have nothing to teach you as a teacher." A middle-aged man in his 40s waved impatiently at the young man holding a bong.

"Master, I haven't learned your peerless magical skills yet. My apprentice is only twenty, so you have the heart to let me go to that luxurious world of flowers and flowers alone?"

The man twitched his forehead, then twitched again, and finally couldn't hold it back. He kicked the young man's ass and shouted: "I want you to be ignorant! What nonsense idioms are you using! Get out of the way, so as not to waste time!" I'm upset to see it!"

The young man clutched his butt and bit the hem of his clothes, sobbing, "Master..."

"Get out!!" Accompanied by the roar was a small black bag and a deafening knock on the door.

Deftly avoiding the bag that was temporarily used as a hidden weapon by the master before grabbing it, the young man curled his lips, "Damn old man, you have no human feelings at all, one day I will steal you without even your underwear left!" With a soft snort, the young man grabbed He turned his head and left with his bag.

The young man's name is Su Chenyi, and he is an orphan. To put it bluntly, he is an abandoned baby.I don't know what kind of mentality Su Chenyi's biological mother has. The little baby was just thrown in the wilderness. If it wasn't picked up by a passing master, he would have frozen to death in the wilderness.

Su Chenyi's master is named Su Sheng, and he is a famous thief in country Z. Since he can be called a thief, he must be very skilled. He has never missed anything he fancyes, and he is quite famous in the Tao.It's just that Su Sheng washed his hands of gold ten years ago and concentrated on raising his child at home - Su Chenyi.

After decades of tireless teaching by Su Sheng, Su Chenyi naturally inherited a lot of skills from his master, but Su Chenyi is smart, but he is too lazy. muddy.So, on the day when he turned 20 years old, he was kicked off the mountain by the unbearable Su Sheng, which was called experience training.

Su Sheng lived in a mountain villa on the outskirts of a small town in City B. At this time, Su Chenyi was walking down the mountain road. He turned his head to look at the villa that had long since disappeared from sight. Su Chenyi threw the bag in his hand excitedly. Standing akimbo: "What the hell, I'm finally leaving this shitty place, hahahahaha... ouch~"

Su Chenyi, who was still laughing wildly just now, was lying on the ground at this moment, a small black bag sat upright on Su Chenyi's head and sneered silently.

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Standing by the huge French window was a middle-aged man in a blue Tang suit. The man was holding a jade bong in his hand. If you looked carefully, you would be able to see that it was very valuable.A man in a black suit who was about the same age as the man grabbed the man's shoulders, "A Sheng, are you reluctant?"

Su Sheng closed his eyes and said softly, "After all, I have raised him for 20 years."

The man patted Su Sheng's shoulder reassuringly, "You can't raise him forever, you have to let him see the outside world."

"Ok, I know."

"Okay, stop thinking about that little bastard, or I'll send someone to do him right away!"

Su Sheng glanced at the man coldly, "How dare you."

The man immediately smiled all over his face, "Don't dare."

Su Sheng snorted and looked out of the window again, except for the faintly visible mountain road, Su Chenyi's figure was no longer visible outside the window, Su Sheng sighed and turned to leave.

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After going through many hardships and obstacles, Su Chenyi finally left the small town and came to the bustling city B after experiencing many "tribulations".Looking at the high-rise buildings everywhere, the endless flow of high-end cars and the fashionable people of all colors, Su Chenyi hugged Bao Yangtianbiao tightly in his arms.

Tears, "TMD, I finally feel like a human again!"

In fact, this can't be blamed on Su Chenyi. In the past 20 years, he hasn't been out of that small town. Compared with this bustling city, that small town looks very ordinary.

Wiping his face, Su Chenyi resolutely walked towards the busiest area of ​​City B with howling in his belly.Hengtong Street is the most prosperous pedestrian street in City B. Not only are there various large shopping malls, but there are also many shops with ethnic characteristics.In addition, it is the weekend, so the whole street can be described as a sea of ​​people.

Su Chenyi blended into the crowd, his eyes shining brightly, aiming at the people from all walks of life with a radius of five meters around him, so as to determine his target.That's right!It's the target!It was only because his respected master only put two pink banknotes in his bag when he was driven out, and Su Chenyi spent all the two pink banknotes all the way from the small town to City B.In order not to starve himself, Su Chenyi prepared to show his skills without any surprise.

Even though Su Chenyi's eyes were glowing green with hunger at this time, he still followed his master's teaching - he could only extend his third hand to the rich.So after going through layers of screening, Su Chenyi finally locked on the target.

Looking around, Su Chenyi calmly approached the target. Just as he was about to strike, the target was bumped by the oncoming man.When Su Chenyi saw that man quickly took out the target's wallet, Su Chenyi just wanted to yell at the sky, fuck me!Don't you know what is first come first served!Don't understand!

Su Chenyi stared at the man with red eyes full of resentment, only to see the man give him a provocative smile, then quickly leave and drown in the crowd.Su Chenyi's back molars were grinding and his chest was heaving violently. After taking the Nth deep breath, Su Chenyi stomped his feet, and I couldn't bear it!

Turning his head angrily, Su Chenyi walked a little further, and continued to observe the surrounding crowd.Soon, a man in a suit and leather shoes caught Su Chenyi's attention.The man is tall, about 1.8 meters three, and handsome, but this is not the point. The point is that Su Chenyi saw the diamond watch on the man's hand, and then looked at the man's slightly bulging trouser pocket. Feel.Sniffing, Su Chenyi calmly walked towards the man.

This time, in order not to be preempted by his peers, Su Chenyi specially quickened his pace, 'Peng' his right hand deftly into the man's trouser pocket and took out his wallet. There are a lot of banknotes in the cliff in this thickness!We must have a good meal in a while!

Just as Su Chenyi was thinking about what he would have for lunch, a big hand tightly grabbed his shoulder.Su Chenyi's heart trembled, and he looked back at the person who was holding him with an innocent face, "I've already said I'm sorry."

The man hooked his lips and smiled, "Hand over the wallet."

Hearing this, Su Chenyi hugged his black bag tightly to his chest and said with trembling lips, "Do you actually want to rob in broad daylight?"

As soon as the words were finished, the passers-by around immediately looked at the man holding Su Chenyi in unison, looked him up and down, with the words "clothed beast" in their eyes, and some even took out their mobile phones to call the police.

The corner of the man's mouth twitched and he gritted his teeth, "I want you to hand over my wallet!"

Oh~ It turns out that you are the thief. Everyone looked at Su Chenyi with a clear face. The person who took out the phone looked blankly at the man and then at Su Chenyi, and decisively began to press the number.

"It's fine if I don't let you rob me, but you still want to accuse me!" Su Chenyi had a accusatory face, looking like a victim.

It really is a beast in clothes!Everyone looked at the man with anger.

Holding Su Chenyi's hand tightly, the man looked at Su Chenyi with a gloomy face and said harshly, "I'm slandering you?"

"Oh~ it's going to be broken, it's going to be broken, help! It's going to kill someone!" Su Chenyi lowered his body and couldn't help crying, his voice was as earth-shattering as a ghost crying and a wolf howling, but he greeted this man from head to toe from the inside out from the bottom of his heart. There are too many people here, he had already kicked this man and fled.

The onlookers began to point and point, but none of them wanted to come forward to help.The man stared coldly at Su Chenyi who stole his wallet and pretended to be innocent, his eyes began to flick coldly.Just as he was considering whether to beat the man up here or take him away to destroy his body, several uniformed patrolmen finally came after hearing the news.

"What's going on! Someone just called the police and said there was a thief, where is it?"

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly gave way to the policeman. Su Chenyi screamed inwardly. When he was planning how to escape, he saw the policeman trot forward with a fawning expression on his face, "So it's Mr. Su, why do you have time to go shopping today?" ?”

Su Chenyi's heart skipped a beat, Master, I'm sorry, your reputation will be ruined in the hands of your apprentice, ouch...

The man known as Mr. Su snorted coldly and threw Su Chenyi to several police stations, "He stole my wallet."

The onlookers suddenly felt cheated, and they all stared angrily at Su Chenyi who was subdued by the policeman, you wolf in sheep's clothing!

The patrolman immediately glared at Su Chenyi, "How dare you do such a careless thing in broad daylight! You still haven't handed over Mr. Su's wallet! Are you waiting for us to search you!"

Su Chenyi trembled and took out the wallet that hadn't been warmed. The policeman snatched the wallet and handed it to the man with a flattering face, "Boss Su, your wallet."

The man hummed and took the wallet, "Do you want me to take notes?"

"No need, no need, let's take this kid back for interrogation."

Su Chenyi looked longingly at the obviously valuable wallet in the man's hand, his bowels were almost remorseful, if he had known it, he would have slipped away quickly

No, there will be no such follow-ups!

Perhaps Su Chenyi's eyes were too hot, the man looked at Su Chenyi with a hint of disgust, and finally nodded at several patrolmen, turned and left expressionlessly.And Su Chenyi's gaze followed the man's wallet all the time, as if he was giving it off.

The patrolman glared at Su Chenyi, took out the handcuffs and handcuffed Su Chenyi's hands, his action was very rude, "Take him away! President Su dares to steal, see if I don't kill you!"

"Surnamed Su, even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go."

In the detention center, Su Chenyi was leaned on a chair, and a policeman was sitting opposite him.At this time, the police officer was holding the lunch box and eating loudly.Su Chenyi looked at the policeman anxiously, swallowing from time to time.

Without looking up, the policeman asked the 120th question today, "Say, why did you steal something?"

"I'm hungry..." Su Chenyi's eyes glowed green, and he screamed.

The police officer who got the same answer as the previous 120 eight times was furious. He slapped the chopsticks on the table and shouted angrily, "Will you fucking say it or not!"

Su Chenyi silently watched the grains of rice in the policeman's mouth sweep across the interrogation room like jets, sighed wasted in his heart, and said pitifully: "I'm hungry..."

The policeman endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold back, he picked up the lunch box on the table and threw it at Su Chenyi's face, "If you dare to say these two words, believe it or not, I will destroy you!"

Su Chenyi immediately swept all the rice grains that could be touched by his tongue into his mouth, and even shook his head trying to throw the rice grains on his face into his mouth. Finally, he licked his lips and looked at the policeman eagerly, "Is there any more?"

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