The rebirth of a fool

On the playground of G University, square teams lined up one after another. This was the first day of military training for freshmen of G University.All the freshmen, whether they like it or not, have to wear the school's matching camouflage uniforms, and it is actually green as far as the eye can see.

Su Chenyi stood in the middle of the team in his class, blocked by people from all sides, he was yawning boredly, he didn't sleep well last night.

After entering the dormitory yesterday and smashing those two roommates to the ground, Su Chenyi just ignored them and organized his own things. The black-haired boy who was reading a book at the side didn't turn his eyes away because of his arrival, he was still immersed in the sea of ​​books middle.

Just as Su Chenyi made the bed and prepared to catch up on sleep, the two roommates on the ground got up.

"Damn it, you dare to smash this young master, you are impatient, aren't you!"

"That's right, you can smash this young master's precious body?" Another boy echoed.

"Fuck! Lu Ren, don't fucking imitate me!"

Su Chenyi paused when he stepped on the stairs, passer-by?Good name!

"Long Tao! Who the hell are you? I need to learn from you? How ridiculous!"

"Pfft hahaha!" Su Chenyi covered his stomach and laughed, then turned around and pointed at the boy on the left with shaking fingers, "You call me a passerby?"

Lu Ren said displeased, "What's the problem?"

Su Chenyi shook his head and pointed to the boy on the right, "Your name is a dragon?"

"what!"

"No, no, no," Su Chenyi waved his hands, his face was distorted by his suppressed laughter, he straightened his face and said seriously: "I think you two have really good names, really!"

"Even if you praise me, I won't be happy!" Lu Ren raised his head proudly

Long Tao cast a contemptuous glance at Lu Ren and looked at Su Chenyi, "Boy, if you dare to hit me, kneel down and apologize, I will forgive you!"

"Grandpa Lu, I forgive you too!" Lu Ren said generously.

Su Chenyi glanced at the two expressionlessly and turned to go to bed.

"Fuck! How dare you ignore this young master!" Long Tao ran forward and grabbed Su Chenyi in two or three steps, "If you don't want to toast, you will be fined..."

Looking at Long Tao who collapsed on the ground again, Lu Ren silently took a small step back, this person seems not easy to mess with...

Su Chenyi withdrew his foot and snorted coldly, "Your master was almost concussed by you and you didn't settle accounts with you, how dare you settle accounts with him?"

With a bang, the black-haired boy calmly turned to the next page.

"Didn't you not get hit!" Long Tao pointed at Su Chenyi sadly.

Su Chenyi narrowed his eyes dangerously, "You mean I have to let you hit me?"

"I like people who are on the road," Long Tao said, picking up a slipper from the ground and running towards Su Chenyi again.

Seeing this, Lu Ren picked up the tempered water glass and ran towards Su Chenyi, not to be outdone.Soon the three of them wrestled together, but fortunately, Su Chenyi closed the bedroom door smoothly when he entered, otherwise their big commotion would have surrounded several circles of onlookers outside the bedroom.

A messy sound was intertwined with the sound of chairs rubbing against the floor, making it extremely ear-piercing.The black-haired boy sitting in the corner was still looking at the book in his hand calmly, unaffected at all.

A flipper with a blue background flew out of the battle circle and hit the black-haired boy in the corner. The boy turned slightly sideways, and the flipper stuck to him and hit the movable door behind him.The boy didn't even frown, and continued to turn to the next page.

Not long after, there were two screams again in the dormitory. Long Tao and Lu Ren, who were still aggressive just now, were lying on the ground moaning, their clothes were covered with gray footprints.

Su Chenyi clapped his hands and looked down at the two people on the ground, "Are you still fighting?"

"I...I want my daddy to kill you!" Long Tao looked angry. He is the youngest son in his family. How could it be possible for Su Chenyi not to be angry after beating like this.

"What about you?" Su Chenyi looked at Lu Ren, "Do you want your father to kill me?"

Lu Ren snorted and turned his head, "I can handle my own affairs."

"Okay," Su Chenyi spread his hands, "I like independent people, unlike some young children who know to find their father whenever they need something.

Mom, if you want to call, hurry up, the young master will take a shower first and wait. "

"Say who is a child who can't grow up!" Long Tao was furious.

"Who should say who."

"You!" Long Tao glared angrily, "You wait for me! And you, Lu Ren! You will feel better if you fight against me!"

Lu Ren got up and patted the footprints on his body, "Whatever you want." After speaking, he stretched out his right hand to Su Chenyi, "You are amazing, I admire you, let's make friends."

Su Chenyi raised his eyebrows, "What's this called?"

Lu Ren glared at Su Chenyi viciously, "Don't you want to!"

"No," Su Chenyi shook back with a smile, "Su Chenyi." It can be seen that Lu Ren's nature is not bad. He, Su Chenyi, has lived for 20 years. Although he has never left that small town, the most basic thing in his profession is to observe , Whether it is terrain or people, it must be observed in place.Otherwise, he wouldn't be so afraid of Gu Shaojie when he first saw him. Gu Shaojie is not a simple person who can be seen at a glance.As for Su Yueze, he was wrong at the beginning, otherwise he wouldn't be here now.

"Su Chenyi?" Long Tao crawled up from the ground, "You are Su Chenyi?"

Lu Ren subconsciously blocked Long Tao's sight, "What do you want?"

"Damn you," Long Tao pushed Lu Ren away and rushed forward, "I've heard of you, you are famous for fighting hard, today I finally let me see the real person," Long Tao walked around Su Chenyi Turned around, "Although I'm a little thinner, I can still fight. I heard that you repaired Qiangzi and the others not long ago. That's right. I don't like that brat for a long time."

"What's wrong," Su Chenyi pursed his lips and turned to walk towards his closet. He was sweating from a fight just now, and now he just wants to take a shower.

"Hey, Su Chenyi, let's make friends, you don't care about what you have to do."

Su Chenyi took out his clothes and slammed the cabinet door shut without looking at Long Tao, and went straight to the bathroom.

"..." Long Tao stared stiffly at the re-closed trap door with a distorted expression.

"It deserves it." Lu Ren sneered and began to pack his things on the ground.

With a crisp sound of '哗啦', the black-haired boy turned a page again.

"Fuck! You surnamed Lu, don't be too pretentious!"

Looking at the unusable things, Lu Ren frowned, picked up the mobile phone that was put aside and quickly dialed a number, "Bring me a new set of daily necessities and bedding to the dormitory."

After Lu Ren said this, Long Tao suddenly remembered that his belongings were also sacrificed in the fight just now, so he also made a phone call.

When Su Chenyi came out of the bathroom refreshingly, he saw Long Tao and Lu Ren glaring at each other. The background of both of them was burning with raging anger. There were two servants standing at the entrance.Both of them were holding things like bed sheets and quilt covers, and their expressions were a little trembling.The black-haired boy in the corner was still reading. Su Chenyi noticed that the black-haired boy didn't move a single bit from the time he entered the bathroom to when he left the bathroom.

After touching his nose, Su Chenyi threw the changed clothes into the basin and walked into the bedroom, "I said, are you two just staring like this?"

"I repeat, the bed near the trap door is a rare one!"

"Oh?" Lu Ren raised his eyebrows, "Is your name written on it?"

"Young Master Ben came in first, so that bed is naturally Young Master Ben's!"

"I'm sorry, I put the things on it first." Lu Ren didn't show any weakness.

Su Chenyi spared the two of them and walked towards his bed with his face full of black lines. It turned out that he wanted to fight for the bed, so what?

"Really? But I saw nothing on the bed."

Su Chenyi silently turned his head to look at the bed that had become a favorite. There was really nothing on it except the bedding, and the bed sheet was still on the floor.

"Speaking of this, should Long Shao pay me for it?"

"Occupy Ben Shao's bed and want Ben Shao to compensate you? Dreaming!"

"I said," Su Chenyi twitched the corners of his mouth, "you can rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins the bed will get it."

Both of them turned their heads to look at Su Chenyi fixedly.

The two servants standing by the door looked at Su Chenyi sympathetically, it was wrong to laugh at our young master's IQ, take care!

The two looked at each other and nodded heavily, "Good idea!"

Is that all right?The two servants are amazing, young master, I really shouldn't have high expectations for your IQ!

"The kid in the middle, didn't I tell you to hear me!"

"Chenyi, Su Chenyi," Long Tao who was standing obliquely behind Su Chenyi shouted in a low voice, "You've recovered Su Chenyi, the instructor is calling you."

"Still in a daze, looking for death, don't you!" The instructor roared, glaring at Su Chenyi viciously, there was a tendency that Su Chenyi would go into the team and drag him out if Su Chenyi didn't regain his composure.

Su Chenyi suddenly returned to his senses and looked at the instructor blankly, saying that he lost his mind after thinking about what happened yesterday.

"Just you! Come out!"

Su Chenyi looked left and right, and found that the instructor's gaze was still fixed on him, so he had no choice but to resign himself to his fate, walk out of the team and trot forward.

"I'm talking on it, and you dare to openly lose your mind?"

Su Chenyi closed his legs tightly and stood at attention, "Report to the instructor, it's because the instructor is too handsome and domineering, and I was stunned by accident!"

The face of the person below was distorted, and the one who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh was the most painful.

"It's useless to flatter you!" The instructor gave Su Chenyi a hard look, "I think you're a first-time offender, so I'll spare you this time and be included."

"Yes, Instructor!"

Seeing that Su Chenyi was listed as an instructor, he said with great momentum: "My surname is Yan, Yan of the King of Yama, and I will be your instructor within half a month from today. I know that many of you have a lot of background, but let me tell you, Lao Tzu Don’t follow your style, here, you are all the same, after training, you will have a lot of rest time, if you don’t train well, hehe, don’t blame me for punishing you!”

"Hey, Su Chenyi, you are really amazing, you can fool me like this." Long Tao whispered from behind.

Su Chenyi didn't look sideways, and silently stretched out his fingers to make a V letter by his side.

"As a qualified soldier, the internal affairs are the first to bear the brunt. Now I give you 10 minutes to organize the internal affairs. After 10 minutes, I will check one by one and disband!"

With an order, everyone scattered like birds and beasts, Long Tao and Lu Ren spontaneously walked to Su Chenyi's side and walked to the dormitory with Su Chenyi.

After going upstairs, Su Chenyi couldn't help asking the question that had been lingering in his heart, "What are the internal affairs?"

"Stack tofu." Long Tao said indifferently.

"Stack tofu?" Su Chenyi was surprised, "Can tofu be stacked?"

While they were talking, they had already reached the door of the dormitory. Lu Ren opened the door and pointed at Su Chenyi's neighbor's bed, which was just like dried tofu.

Said: "That's it."

Fuck!Su Chenyi's eyes widened, he really gained knowledge!