The rebirth of a fool

After getting into the car, Su Chenyi glared at Su Yueze angrily, "If you dare to let Gu Shaojie follow us, I'll run away from home! Run away from home on a cliff!"

Ah Hu twitched his foot and almost stepped on the gas pedal to death, Second Young Master, are you sure you are not a five or six year old kid?

Su Yueze hooked Su Chenyi's neck and rubbed his head desperately, "Don't worry, I won't let him know our whereabouts." So don't threaten me by running away from home, okay?If you use too much, it will become invalid.

"How many times have I told you not to rub my young master's head!" Su Chenyi raised his claws and pinched Su Yueze's waist, rubbing it desperately, "This kind of behavior of randomly destroying other people's hairstyles will be struck by lightning!"

Su Yueze let go of Su Chenyi with a muffled snort. It has to be said that Su Chenyi just grabbed his Achilles heel, you can't afford to hurt the itchy flesh on his waist!It was inconvenient to laugh when he wanted to laugh, so Su Yueze could only hold back, so that his whole face was distorted.

Ah Hu looked at the rearview mirror with a trembling face, Dad, help, there are monsters!

Su Yueze gritted his teeth and jumped out word by word, "Xiao Yi, let go."

"Yada!"

"..." Ya... Yada?Su Yueze silently turned his head and looked out the window. It was still City B in Country Z, which was fine, and he didn't go to the island country.

"It's not impossible for me to let go."

Um?Su Yueze raised his eyes to look at Su Chenyi, you continue talking.

Su Chenyi let out a "hey" while Su Yueze was not paying attention, and rushed forward to hug Su Yueze's head and rubbed it desperately, "It also makes me enjoy myself!"

"..."

'Zhi——' Ahu, who was steering the car to turn, slammed on the brakes.Well, children who have studied physics know the word inertia, so

Therefore, our hard-working Comrade Xiao Su is holding Su Yueze's head under the influence of inertia... Cough, um, looking up in an extremely weird posture

Fall by the window.

Let’s look at our Comrade Da Su again. Inertia will not only target one person, so our Comrade Da Su also follows the action of inertia.

Su Chenyi threw himself in the direction where he was lying on his back.Come on, photographer, please point the lens at the head of Comrade Da Su, yes, it is the head.Very good, the next explanation is handed over to our Comrade Ahu.

Ah Hu looked at the rearview mirror with a distorted face. If possible, he would never want to see this scene in his life.At this moment, Su Yueze's chin was resting on Su Chenyi's dantian, a little below was Little Su, and a little above was his belly button.Ah Hu silently moved his eyes and stared straight ahead, young master, you really picked a good position!

Inertia: Please do not eat Xiaobaisu in the carriage. @苏越泽

Su Yueze slowly propped up his body and turned to look at Ahu, his eyes were slightly cold.

Ahu shook his body, and restarted the car pretending to be calm, "Sorry, young master, I saw a mouse crossing the road just now."

"..." Darling, don't you think it's more believable to replace the mouse with a dog?

Su Chenyi clutched his stomach and got up tremblingly, "Toilet, hurry up, Ah Hu, find the toilet."

Su Yueze looked back at Su Chenyi with a worried expression on his face, "Did it hurt?"

Su Chenyi pushed away Su Yueze who was propped on top of him, and rushed forward to pat the back of the driver's seat, "Hurry up and find the toilet, I can't hold it anymore!"

"Yes, Second Young Master." Ah Hu wiped his face and steered the car towards a certain shopping mall. Young Master, you really picked a good location!

Well, it turned out to be urgent.Su Yueze resisted the pain in the back of his head and sat up and patted Su Chenyi's shoulder reassuringly, "Renren, we'll be there soon."

Su Chenyi raised his hand to cover Su Yueze's face, "Don't talk to me yet, and don't let me see your chin, or I won't be able to hold back."

"..."

A certain jaw: Excuse me, what does it have to do with me if you can't hold back? @小小苏

Little Su: Hehe.

As soon as the car stopped, Su Chenyi opened the door and rushed towards the restroom in the shopping mall, leaving behind a cloud of dust and smoke.

Su Yueze frowned with doubts in his eyes, he remembered that Su Chenyi didn't drink much soup during dinner.

Little Su: Hehe...

After turning on the water, Su Chenyi went to the sink to wash his hands comfortably. It has to be said that Su Yueze's bump just now was so precise that he almost couldn't hold back.However, if it goes down a few more points... Su Chenyi shook his body and slapped water on his face, if Nima went down a few more points, he would kick back!

Just as he was about to get up, Su Chenyi only felt a chill in the back of his head, and his body became shorter. Su Chenyi rolled aside along the sink.Before he had time to straighten his body, the foot wind followed closely.

Su Chenyi dodged the flying foot in embarrassment and shouted, "Wow! This brother, you are right!"

The visitor didn't make a sound, but continued to attack Su Chenyi stubbornly, and his attack became more and more ruthless.

In the dodging room, Su Chenyi only had time to see that the person was taller, wearing a peaked cap, wide sunglasses covering most of his face, and the suit on his body was very expensive.

"Fuck me, it's Brother Sunglasses again, what the hell are you and Sunglasses not compatible with today!"

The man pursed his lips, but his hands didn't stop at all.

"Hey, I said, can you let me figure it out before typing? I don't seem to know you, hey!"

Lifting his foot to sweep towards Su Chenyi's leg, the man remained silent.

"Fuck you! Don't force the young master to be cruel, you bastard!"

Su Chenyi dodged the hard kick, the man quickly turned around and then swept his other foot towards Su Chenyi's waist.

Just when he blocked the kick, a fist hit his shoulder hard, Su Chenyi let out a muffled snort, and kicked it regardless of the pain in his shoulder.

To the man's lower back, "What the hell are you looking for death!"

Fortunately, there was no one in the bathroom, otherwise this kind of movement would attract many people.However, Su Chenyi would rather be surrounded by crowds than this

What an inexplicable attack.In the not-so-spacious bathroom, two people came and went to attack each other, and no one showed mercy.

Su Chenyi made a feint and kicked the man's abdomen while the man was dazed, the man took two steps back in pain.Seeing this, Su Chenyi hurriedly turned his head

He ran towards the door of the bathroom, although he could not suffer in this person's hands, and the two could barely draw a tie, but who knows if this person will suddenly take out something... come.

"Yingying Hero," Su Chenyi slowly raised his hand, Nima, he can go to compete for the best crow award, he can do whatever he wants!

Just when I touched the doorknob, I was blocked by a gun!It's too cheating! "Hero, calm down, hero, you must have been worried about not taking out this thing at the beginning, right? Don't, don't, don't take out the insurance, be careful of fire, dear, look, even though the door is closed. dear, take it easy Click, I just have a head like this, if it blows up, it will be gone, calm down, calm down. Think about it, if you blow me up with a single shot, you won’t be able to escape, right? It will definitely attract the attention of the outside world, right? Hero, Think twice! It's not worth putting yourself in for a little person like me, dear!"

The man's hand that was not holding the gun was tightly squeezed, his lips were tightly pursed into a white line, and there were faint veins popping out of his forehead. After thinking about it, the man still held up the butt of the gun and threw it at Su Chenyi viciously.What Su Chenyi said is right, once he shoots, it will be very difficult for him to leave smoothly.

As soon as the muzzle left the back of his head, Su Chenyi slightly bent his head and quickly opened the door and slid out like a loach. The slippery force made the man catch him.With a heavy snort, the man put away his gun, took off his sunglasses and peaked cap, threw them into the trash can, and walked out of the bathroom calmly.

Su Chenyi ran all the way towards the store, until he saw passers-by passing by with an assortment of goods, then he slowed down, stepped on the elevator and went straight to the first floor.

In the carriage, Su Yueze, who didn't see Su Chenyi coming out, became more and more anxious. The idea that Su Chenyi would take the opportunity to sneak out ran in his mind over and over again.Taking a deep breath, Su Yueze opened the car door, "Wait here, I'll go and see Xiaoyi."

"Yes, sir."

As soon as he got off the car, Su Yueze saw Su Chenyi coming out from the gate of the shopping mall from a distance, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Su Yueze quickly walked up

Before, "Why so long?"

Su Chenyi looked behind him and dragged Su Yueze towards the black car, "Get in the car first."

"what happened?"

Opening the car door and stuffing Su Yueze in, Su Chenyi quickly jumped into the car, "Ah Hu drove."

Ah Hu nodded and hurriedly started the car and left the shopping mall.

Su Yueze frowned and looked at Su Chenyi facing the back of his head, "What's going on?"

"Don't make noise, wait a minute." Su Chenyi waved his hands and pulled the car window and looked back. He was relieved until he entered the area of ​​the villa and no one was chasing him. It was so dangerous that he almost got his headshot...

"Xiao Yi!" Su Yueze grabbed Su Chenyi's shoulder and tried to pull him over, "You..."

"Oh~" Su Chenyi screamed, "Take it lightly, it hurts."

Ah Hu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, so dangerous that he almost steered the wrong steering wheel.I said young master, can you take it easy?Even if you want domestic violence, wait until you get home!

Letting go, Su Yueze looked at Su Chenyi worriedly, "What's the matter? I remember you didn't hurt your shoulder."

Su Chenyi rubbed his shoulder bitterly, "This is a new injury, I'll tell you when I get back."

"Does it hurt?"

Su Chenyi gave Su Yueze a white look, "Let me punch you a few times to see if it hurts."

"Take off your clothes and let me see."

"..." Take off?it's here?

Ahu shook his hand, and the black car made a weird S-shaped circle on the flat road.Raising his hand again to wipe off his cold sweat, Ah Hu stared at the rearview mirror sadly, Young Master, after the domestic violence is over, are you going to come to the restricted class?

Su Chenyi smiled and sat a little further away from Su Yueze, "No need, it's nothing serious."

Su Yueze stared at Su Chenyi blankly, stretched out his hand three or two times, and pulled off Su Chenyi's T-shirt.

Su Chenyi covered his chest with one hand and pointed at Su Yueze with a trembling hand, "You, you, you... Molested!"

'Squeak...' Su Chenyi slammed into the back of the front seat and screamed again.

With trembling hands, Ah Hu unbuckled his seat belt and quickly got out of the car, "Big, big, little, it's time."

Su Yueze glared at Ahu coldly and picked up Su Chenyi from under the seat with his lips pursed, "Where did you fall? Let me see."

Ahu shrank his neck and took a step back silently, and took another step back. Seeing that Su Yueze ignored him, he turned around and ran towards the main house.I saw nothing, heard nothing.

Pushing Su Yueze away, Su Chenyi grabbed the T-shirt on the car seat, opened the car door and walked towards the main house shaking his legs. Damn, I'm glad I didn't get headshot

Almost broke his neck, Su Yueze is indeed a dead star!

"Second Young Master."

Su Chenyi nodded towards Butler Bai but did not pause at all.

Butler Bai looked at Su Chenyi with a naked upper body and holding a T-shirt towards the second floor in surprise, rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that he was not dazzled, Butler Bai silently twitched the corners of his mouth, it was just...indecent!

From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of Su Yueze entering the door, and Butler Bai hurriedly stepped forward and said respectfully, "Master."

"Uncle Bai, where's Xiao Yi?"

"Second Young Master has returned to his room, but he..."

Patting Butler Bai on the shoulder, Su Yueze said lightly: "It's okay, I'll go and see him, you can rest."

Butler Bai looked at Su Yueze's back with doubts on his face. Could it be... There was another fight?

Pushing open the door and walking into the room, Su Chenyi was changing clothes. Seeing the bright red on his shoulders, Su Yueze frowned and turned to the cabinet to take out the medicine bottle, "Don't rush to wear it, I'll rub some medicine for you."

"No need," Su Chenyi smiled, "It will be fine in a few days."

Walking up to Su Chenyi and sitting down, Su Yueze looked at Su Chenyi silently.

Curling his lips, Su Chenyi slowly lowered his hands, "Take it easy."

"what happened?"

Obediently asking Su Yueze to take the medicine, Su Chenyi sighed helplessly, "I was beaten up in the bathroom and almost got shot in the head."

"head shot?"

"Oh~ Can you be a little bit lighter!"

The butler Bai outside the door silently withdrew his hand that was about to knock on the door, turned his head and went downstairs, it seems that the two young masters don't need supper anymore...