The rebirth of a fool

What is the most depressing thing for a man?That is when you are excitedly doing the foreplay and lubricating properly and preparing to take the gun into battle, but the person who is crushed falls asleep snoring, and there is nothing more tragic than this in the world.Looking at Su Chenyi, who was leaning against the bathtub and unconsciously asleep, and then seeing himself stuck in the entrance while holding on to something, Su Yueze couldn't laugh or cry, probably no one is more tragic than him.

With a sigh, Su Yueze turned over and sat beside Su Chenyi, stretched out his hand to pull him into his arms, the other hand resigned to his fate, and something that covered him was twitching pitifully. When he climbed to the peak, Su Yueze Yue Ze hugged Su Chenyi tightly and leaned on his shoulder, panting lowly.

Su Chenyi, who was sleeping soundly, raised his hand to scratch his cheek and murmured, "Please call me Master Thief."

God peat!Su Yueze glared at Su Chenyi who was unconscious , until Su Chenyi's skin turned red.It's also fortunate that Su Chenyi is so drunk that he can't wake up now, otherwise he would probably be jumping around again.

Fishing Su Chenyi out of the bathtub, Su Yueze carried him out of the bathroom and put him on the bed.After such a series of actions, Su Chenyi still didn't show the slightest sign of waking up.

Shaking his head, Su Yueze put on his bathrobe, turned and left the room.As soon as he went downstairs, Butler Bai appeared at the top of the stairs and bowed his head respectfully, "Master."

Nodding, Su Yueze walked towards the kitchen, "Is the hangover soup ready?"

"It's ready," Butler Bai raised his heels behind Su Yueze, "I have something to report to you."

Stopping, Su Yueze looked sideways at Butler Bai, "Have you found it?"

"Well," Butler Bai nodded, "About Er Shao's car accident and this kidnapping, there is news that there is one person who is the most suspected person, and he is now collecting definite evidence."

Su Yueze frowned slightly, "Who?"

After thinking about it, Butler Bai finally came to Su Yueze's ear and whispered a name.

Su Yueze's eyes flashed a hint of viciousness, "Continue to investigate! Pay close attention to his movements."

"Yes," Butler Bai nodded respectfully, "There is one more thing. Recently, Young Master Gu and Gu Shaowei seem to have had some unpleasant troubles."

"Unpleasant?" Su Yueze looked at Butler Bai suspiciously, "What's the reason?"

"It is said that Gu Shaowei sent someone to sneak into Gu Shaowei's room and say that he lost his things, but he was discovered by Gu Shaowei's people. Gu Shao immediately drew his gun at that time. If Gu Ye hadn't arrived in time, maybe the Gu family would have lost their belongings in the past two days. It’s time to do something for nothing.”

"Throwing something..." Su Yueze covered the strange look in his eyes and walked towards the kitchen, "I see, let's put this aside for now, and find out that person first."

"Yes, sir."

After serving a bowl of hangover soup, Su Yueze refused Butler Bai's offer to help him take it upstairs and returned to his room with the hangover soup in person.Seeing Su Yueze disappearing around the corner, Butler Bai shook his head helplessly, "It's all evil, it's all evil."

Back in the room, Su Yueze locked the door, walked to the bed and sat down, raised his hand and patted Su Chenyi's cheek, Su Yueze said softly: "Xiao Yi, wake up, get up and drink the hangover soup first."

"Don't make trouble," Su Chenyi patted Su Yueze's hand away and turned over.

Su Yueze looked at Su Chenyi with his chubby butt facing him dumbfoundedly, and pulled the thin quilt to cover him, Su Yueze pushed Su Chenyi again, "Xiao Yi, drink the hangover soup before going to sleep, be good."

This time Su Chenyi didn't talk to Su Yueze at all, and slept soundly by himself.

Shaking his head, Su Yueze put the hangover soup on the bedside table and leaned over to Su Chenyi's ear, "I heard from Uncle Bai that there seems to be less treasure in your box."

"What!" Su Chenyi sat up in shock, "Which bastard dares to plan on my baby!"

With an expression I knew it was, Su Yueze picked up the bowl at the side and handed it to Su Chenyi's mouth, "Come on, drink it."

"Damn you!" Su Chenyi lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, "My little master is going to find my baby!"

Su Yueze grabbed Su Chenyi by the back of the neck in time and pulled him back, "You have a lot of treasures, come, drink this first."

"Damn it, I made you worry for nothing," said Su Chenyi, taking two or three gulps from the bowl, and then he smacked his lips unsatisfied, "Although there is no good wine, But it tastes good."

"Idiot," Su Yueze pampered Su Chenyi's head, took the bowl and put it back on the cabinet, "Go to sleep, I have class tomorrow."

When Su Chenyi opened his eyes, his eyes were full of doubts, why did Young Master Mao feel a little pain in the tender chrysanthemum?And why is the thing on Xiao Ye's white and tender thigh swollen and hard?And why is it that Mr. Mao feels a little dizzy?

Rubbing his temples, Su Chenyi began to recall what happened yesterday.Yesterday, he carried Su Yueze, Lin Sheng and Qi Cang to the bar to drink, and then he seemed to be drunk, and then saw an acquaintance, and then...can't remember... But, that acquaintance seems to be...

There was the sound of shallow breathing, and Su Chenyi turned his head stiffly. After seeing the familiar face in front of him, Su Chenyi suddenly sat up, "Brother, why are you in my room!"

In fact, Su Yueze had already woken up when Su Chenyi rubbed his temples. The reason why he didn't open his eyes was because he wanted to see Su Chenyi's reaction. After all, he failed to punish him yesterday and was tossed about instead.It's just that Su Chenyi's first words when he woke up were to ask himself why he was in his room. This is really dramatic!

Opening his eyes, Su Yueze raised the corners of his mouth slightly, "Xiao Yi, are you sure this is your room?"

Choked by Su Yueze's words, Su Chenyi immediately turned his head to look at the decoration of the room. Su Chenyi was dumbfounded by the completely different decoration from himself. He looked down at Gu Shaojie in a daze, "Why am I in your room?" "And the tender chrysanthemum is a little painful and swollen!

Su Yueze turned sideways and supported his head with one hand, "A certain little bastard went to get drunk without telling me yesterday, and finally played drunk for a while. Originally, I wanted to give some punishment, but someone didn't Fell asleep for the sake of face."

"Hehehehe, is that so?" Su Chenyi sneered, "It's getting late, I'll go back to my room and change my clothes first." Throwing off the quilt, when Su Chenyi felt that something was missing from him, he silently He lowered his head, "My clothes are swollen and gone."

"I took it off," Su Yueze said with a faint smile, "and helped someone wash it off by the way."

"Oh," Su Chenyi nodded, grabbed Su Yueze's bathrobe and put it on his body. As soon as his feet fell to the ground, Su Chenyi suddenly turned his head and stared at Su Yueze, "Why does my tender chrysanthemum hurt! Are you treating me? What have you done!"

I wanted to do it, but unfortunately it didn't work, Su Yueze twitched the corner of his mouth, "I should ask you this question, why did you lie to me yesterday and go to drink, huh?"

"This..." Su Chenyi's guilty eyes fluttered, "It's been a long time since we got together, and then we'll get together or something."

"Then you just lied to me, right?" Su Yueze raised an eyebrow jokingly.

"Then what?" Su Chenyi twisted his cuffs, "Isn't it because you don't want to drink? I can't refuse, so I went to drink a little, but

Brother," Su Chenyi raised his head to look at Su Yueze, "I promise there will be no next time, please look at my sincere eyes! "

Can I say that your eyes are not sincere at all?Sitting up, Su Yueze said helplessly: "Remember this in advance, go and change your clothes, I will take you to school in the morning after eating, and wait for me at school in the afternoon, if the situation like yesterday happened again..." Su Yue Ze Ban narrowed his eyes and looked at Su Chenyi, "Let's settle the old and new accounts together."

"Understood!" Su Chenyi, who received the amnesty, immediately wrapped up his bathrobe and ran out of Su Yueze's room, as if there was a tiger behind him.It wasn't until he returned to his room and began to put clothes on his body that Su Chenyi realized that he forgot to ask the most important thing, damn, why does my young master's tender chrysanthemum sting a little bit, bastard!

After breakfast, Su Yueze sent Su Chenyi to University G. Seeing what Su Chenyi was carrying, Su Yueze shook his head helplessly, "Don't go too far, you know?"

After clapping the box in his hand, Su Chenyi smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm sensible."

If you were sensible, I wouldn't repeat this sentence, rubbing Su Chenyi's head, Su Yueze said: "Go to class, I will pick you up in the afternoon."

"Okay." Su Chenyi nodded and turned to leave.

Su Yueze started the car and left the campus of G University until he could no longer see Su Chenyi.

When they came to the classroom, when everyone saw the things in Su Chenyi's hands, they immediately became excited. A group of people surrounded Su Chenyi and chattered in the middle, only Qi Cang stared at the book in his hands unmoved.

If it is said that on the first day everyone only knew about Su Chenyi's intentions but not what Su Chenyi was up to, on the second day everyone understood instantly, and many people even had a hint of nostalgia in their eyes.

This day during class, after Su Chenyi adjusted the equipment and felt that it could be put into battle, he immediately recruited all the students in the class and began to talk about his plans. After listening to Su Chenyi's explanation, everyone became more and more excited. There was an urge to ring the class bell as soon as possible.

The moment the class bell rang, the person guarding the door looked towards the end of the corridor from time to time. When the person he was looking forward to finally appeared in his field of vision, the person turned his head and ran back to his seat excitedly, "The little boss is here, everyone!" Prepare!"

Su Chenyi, who was sitting in the crowd, raised the corners of his mouth happily, put one hand in his trouser pocket, and lightly placed his finger on a certain remote control button.

When a certain teacher stepped into the classroom with the textbook in his hands, a deep voice suddenly sounded.

"stand up!"

Dozens of people in the class all stood up and stared at a certain teacher without blinking.

"A bow."

Everyone except Qi Cang bowed to a certain teacher.

"Bow again."

A certain teacher opened his mouth slightly, staring blankly at the students who bowed to him again, his mind went blank.

"Three bows."

The right angle and serious expression made a certain teacher pinch his thigh from time to time, intending to bring himself back to reality from sleepwalking.

"slogan."

"Hello, teacher, you have worked hard, teacher, goodbye teacher, and walk slowly." The neat and loud voice immediately echoed in the classroom.

A certain teacher waved to the students with a dull expression, "Goodbye." Then, he turned and walked out of the classroom.

"sit down."

Everyone sat down as ordered, still staring at the door of the classroom with serious expressions.

"I remember that this teacher shouldn't have offended you." Qi Cang who was sitting beside Su Chenyi said calmly.

Pursing his lips, Su Chenyi turned his head to look at Qi Cang, "I heard that this teacher can do anything as long as he can get benefits, and he has never been responsible for the students."

Smiling, Qi Cang said, "You know how to inquire."

"Of course." Su Chenyi nodded, "A serious and responsible teacher is worthy of respect."

Qi Cang chuckled, "Do you think you are the Holy Father?"

"No." Su Chenyi shook his head and looked at Qi Cang with a smile, "Actually, I'm a rascal."

A certain teacher who was about to step into the office suddenly stopped. He first looked up at the door sign, and then looked at the time on the watch. After confirming again and again that it was indeed his own class time, he rushed towards the classroom with his books in his arms. and go.

When a student who was sitting closest to the teacher's door heard hurried footsteps, he got up and shouted: "The little boss has been revived with full blood!"

Hearing this, everyone put away their smiles and opened the books on the table pretending to read them seriously, but Su Chenyi stared at the classroom door with great interest, waiting for a certain teacher who had left and returned to appear.