Ying Ze'an reflected on his previous mistakes (he thought it was) well, and decided that this time, Dongfang Bubai must first enjoy the complete love process.It's just that Ying Ze'an has never been in a relationship before, and all he can refer to are those love strategies he saw on the Internet before, which said to send flowers, please watch a movie, invite dinner (preferably Candlelight dinner), going on a date at an amusement park...all these methods are not applicable now.This made Ying Ze'an very frustrated.Little Baozi didn't understand the grief and indignation in his father's heart at all, he surrounded his "new mother" happily, but stared at a big unconscious light bulb with all his strength.Xiao Siyuan, for the sake of Dad's big plan of chasing his wife, can you go and play alone first?
"Is this Phoenix?"
"It should be."
"Are you a fairy?"
"Obviously not..."
Oh, Dongfang Bubai nodded in understanding.In ancient times, Nuwa had a human head and a snake body. She had sacred virtues. She quarried stones to mend the sky, and kneaded earth to make people. She was revered as the mother of the earth.However, strictly speaking, Nu Wa is not a fairy, nor is she just a demon.It can be seen that there is no obvious distinction between the status of demons and immortals, maybe Ying Ze'an is that kind of monster that is more mysterious.Thinking about it this way, Dongfang Bubai did not continue to pursue such a miraculous creature as Qingfeng.In any case, Ying Ze'an was able to subdue even the legendary beast, which shows that this inattentive guy still has some means, so Dongfang Bubai can rest assured.Of course, Ying Ze'an's lack of physical activity is the result of comparison with people in the martial arts world. Compared with ordinary people, he can be regarded as a good athlete!
In order not to cause disturbance, Qingfeng was quickly taken back to the pet space.The little green hat had been sitting obediently on Qingfeng's head all the time, but Qingfeng disappeared suddenly, which made it stunned for a moment, the process of opening the wings was delayed by a second, and finally landed straight, almost It fell to the ground—it was almost, because Dongfang Bubai found it, stretched out his hand, caught it, and began to untie the messenger box tied to its leg.After reading the news from his subordinates, Dongfang Bubai frowned, and said, "Another pawn shop was robbed, not to mention the shopkeeper and apprentices, even the upline staff who usually connect with this shop were killed."
"Didn't you find any sign that someone was going to attack this shop before?" Ying Ze'an asked.When he was helping Dongfang Bubai to settle the accounts before, he had already sorted out the joints and online connections of each store, and slowly figured out that the money in some stores with problematic accounts was probably taken by a certain branch office. It was taken privately, and the steward of this branch seems to be involved with a certain elder in the church...Although most of them are still based on hypothetical reasoning, Ying Ze'an is [-]% sure that he has helped Dongfang Unbeaten uncovered a large part of the Sun Moon God Sect's forces that were not yet under Dongfang's control.And these lists, Ying Ze'an has already handed over to Dongfang Bubai, and Dongfang Bubai also said that he will focus on supervising these people.Due to Ze'an's understanding of the plot, he directly put Xiang Wentian, the king of heaven, at the first place.Although Xiang Wentian is extremely cautious, it seems that after Ren Woxing's death (others thought the former leader was dead), he didn't care much about fame and fortune, and he didn't like to meddle in the affairs of the leader. Tong Baixiong let go of his wariness.Now that Dongfang Bubai has finally achieved his miraculous achievement, although Xiang Wentian holds a high position, he has become a relatively marginal figure in the religion, which makes many people think that he is disheartened.However, Ying Ze'an knew that even though Xiang Wentian had remained calm on the surface, he had always had doubts about how Dongfang Bubai became the leader of the sect. Once he knew that Ren Woxing was still alive, he must be The first to turn around and deal with the Eastern Undefeated.However, this incident seemed to have nothing to do with Xiang Wentian at all.
"Xiang Wentian, didn't you say that he hasn't been teaching this year, so what is he busy with?" Ying Ze'an couldn't wait for Dongfang Bubai to answer the previous question, and immediately threw another one.Seeing that he mentioned Xiang Wentian, Dongfang Bubai frowned again.For some reason, Dongfang Bubai always felt that Ying Ze'an had strong hostility towards Xiang Wentian, but they obviously had no contact with them before.Regarding Xiang Wentian, although Dongfang Bubai respects his loyalty to Ren Woxing, but because of this, now that he is the leader, he will naturally not reuse this person—he cannot gain loyalty and loyalty from the wolf. If you surrender, then naturally you can't keep him by your side.Therefore, Dongfang Bubai is still very satisfied with Xiang Wentian's current attitude of giving in.After all, he became the leader of the sect with the reason that Ren Woxing abdicated to him. In this way, he could not kill a group of people who were originally loyal to Ren Woxing in the past few years, so as not to lose people's tongue and make the sect People are in turmoil.But at the same time, he was reluctant to reuse them.Xiang Wentian's voluntary withdrawal from the power center to some extent avoided Dongfang Bubai's active suppression of him.
Dongfang Bubai remembered the last time he had a drink with Tong Baixiong, Big Brother Tong laughed and said: "That old thief Xiang Wentian has actually started digging up people's graves... He is also called the king of heaven, I am!" In the past three years or so, Dongfang Bubai naturally put out eyeliner around Xiang Wentian, a stalwart figure like him, so he was very clear about what Tong Baixiong said.Xiang Wentian was indeed becoming more and more honest, and recently he was so short of money that he went to dig treasures in the mausoleum to exchange for money.Therefore, it is naturally impossible for those tainted silver taels to fall into his purse... Wait, Dongfang Bubai had a flash of inspiration in his mind.He had always thought that Xiang Wentian was disheartened before, so he would think of him in the direction of letting go of his behavior... But now that Ying Ze'an is hostile to Xiang Wentian, he puts the Xiang Wentian recalled what he had done in these years.
wrong!Xiang Wentian was the most loyal person to Ren Woxing. Logically speaking, after Ren Woxing died, he would take good care of Ren Yingying, the only child left behind by Ren Woxing.But now, let alone taking care of Ren Yingying, Xiang Wentian never went to Ren Yingying's place.Elder Lian Qu, who only have music in their minds and are not sophisticated in the world, will inevitably bring something new to Ren Yingying every time they return from their travels, but Xiang Wentian seems to have forgotten Ren Yingying just like that!Some things have been overdone but make people feel suspicious. Could it be that Xiang Wentian was planning something in secret, so that he had to stay away from Ren Yingying to avoid suspicion...
Thinking of Dongfang Bubai's complexion turned ugly, he should have thought a long time ago, is the Heavenly King Laozi such a person who is easily discouraged?Previously, he only knew that Xiang Wentian dug people's graves to raise money, but who knows how the money in his hands came from, maybe it was dirtying the money in the church!And...Elder Qu also likes to dig people's graves, but he is not doing it for money, but because in ancient times people were buried with some good things, those guqin and music scores that haven't been seen for a long time... Dongfang Bubai's face changed, The four Jiangnan friends who guard Ren Woxing in Meizhuang, Huang Zhonggong, Hei Hei Zi, Bald Bi Weng, and Dan Qingsheng are respectively obsessed with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Their obsession with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting is no less than Elder Qu's obsession with rhythm!Could it be that Xiang Wentian already knew that Ren Woxing was still alive, and that he robbed the tomb in order to find good things to please the four friends in Jiangnan? !
People are like this, they don't feel anything when they don't expect it, but once he thinks a person is suspicious, then his usual seemingly ordinary behavior will be labeled as "full of conspiracy".Because Ren Woxing framed Dongfang Bubai with the Sunflower Book, Ren Woxing has always been a thorn in Dongfang Bubai's heart, and now he has become Dongfang Bubai's prisoner, and Xiang Wentian is loyal to him Still trying to get him out!Well you are asking God!Although Dongfang Bubai didn’t come out of the palace in the early days of practicing Sunflower Treasure—he always felt that if he could restrain himself, it’s better not to completely cut off his retreat for the time being—but his whole person gradually became softer, that At that time, Dongfang Bubai knew very well that the way Ren Woxing looked at him was a kind of defensiveness with a little satisfaction, jealousy and contempt at the same time!Because of this contempt, Dongfang Bubai didn't kill me and let me do as I wished, death was too cheap for him, and he wanted to make him regret it for the rest of his life at the bottom of the West Lake!
Seeing the change in Dongfang Bubai's expression, Ying Ze'an knew that he was in a bad mood, so he hurried up and patted Dongfang Bubai's arm, and Dongfang Bubai grabbed his hand instead, exerting some strength unconsciously.Ying Ze'an felt the pain and couldn't help taking a deep breath.Dongfang Bubai immediately got out of his thoughts, and brought Ying Ze'an's hand in front of him. The big rabbit's hand was swollen like a steamed bun, and the skin on the back of the hand was torn. Although the bleeding had stopped, It still looks very hideous.The momentum of Dongfang Bubai's whole body suddenly turned cold, he suppressed his anger and asked, "How did you get hurt? Who hurt you?"
It was Ying Ze'an who smashed it himself. At that time, he thought that he had driven Dongfang Bubai away, so he punched the car wall hard.Later, when riding Qingfeng and finally found Dongfang, Ying Ze'an kept this hand hidden in his wide sleeve, so that Dongfang Bubai didn't notice it for a while.Ying Ze'an felt that this reason was too sleazy, and it affected his image of a big man too much, but seeing Dongfang's appearance, he wished that the culprit who caused his injury would be "arrested and brought to justice" immediately, and he would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let him go Over one person, Ying Ze'an could only stammer and explain the reason clearly.After listening to his narration, Dongfang Bubai still had a cold face.Then, suddenly, he clenched his fist and punched a tree by the roadside hard.Ying Ze'an was taken aback, but Dongfang Bubai's speed was much faster than him, and he couldn't stop it at all. When he grabbed Dongfang Bubai's hand back, the back of his hand had already started to tear and bleed—because the bark It was full of bumps and holes, so Dongfang Bubai suffered more injuries than Ying Ze'an.
"Why are you bothering?" Ying Ze'an held Dongfang Bubai's hand distressedly, wishing that these injuries were all on his body.He hurriedly released the carriage from his backpack, Dongfang Bubai had several good plasters in his backpack, and these were all placed in the carriage.Dongfang Bubai watched him rummaging through his luggage in a hurry, and then he said lightly: "No one can hurt you, not even myself. Everyone who hurts you should pay the price, even me It's the same." Ying Ze'an paused for a while before continuing.He didn't look back, because he was afraid that if he turned around, he would not be able to help but kiss her hard.
The little bun looked at this with his chin in his hand, then looked at that again, ran to Dongfang, hugged his arm, and said to him seriously: "Master Beauty, you have to be nicer to yourself in the future... If You are dead, maybe another woman will live in your house, wear your clothes, kidnap your husband-well, you are not married to my dad yet-well, it is the man who kidnapped you Friend, then beat up your little apprentice... So you must be kind to yourself, live a long life, and we will live together for a long time." Ying Ze'an, who had just found the plaster, wished he could put his little apprentice on the spot when he heard these words. Siyuan picked him up and spanked his ass, this kid is too much for his father, is your father so easy to abduct?Your father's morals are very firm and upright, okay? !At this moment, he heard Dongfang Bubai say sinisterly: "He dares?" An immediately ran to Dongfang in a very "dogleg" manner, and began to put plaster on him.
"Glib..." Dongfang Bubai cursed lightly with a smile. He then took the ointment from Ying Ze'an's hand and said, "Let me apply the medicine to you first..." Waiting for the two to be sweet After applying medicine to each other, Xiao Baozi was so bored that he squatted aside to pull weeds.Sure enough, the sisters in the guild were right, people, once they fall in love, they will blind other people's titanium alloy dog eyes.Those two childish looking ones over there are not his steady father, nor his glamorous beauty master...
"Tomorrow, I will dress up as a woman, okay?" Dongfang Bubai asked blankly, but his pink ears had already betrayed him.Ying Ze'an understood his intentions and knew that he wanted the three of them to look more like a family, so he curled up his fingers and scratched the tip of Dongfang's nose affectionately, and said, "Even if you still dress like a man, I'm not the same on the street." But I'm holding your hand... When others see it, they will probably guess, yo, that handsome young man in red is a young daughter-in-law disguised as a man... Anyway, you are always my daughter-in-law!" This guy is not me Dad, this guy is really not my dad, the little bun covered his ears and let out a goosebump.
"Hmph, who is your daughter-in-law!" The leader became arrogant, snorted coldly, and turned around.The little bun is overjoyed, yo, my glamorous and noble beauty master has returned to normal.In the world of adults, love and love are the most troublesome. However, the beautiful master and father are together, like a fairy tale has finally come to an end.Xiao Baozi swore secretly that no one could destroy this perfection.In his little head, besides the two lofty goals of becoming a hero who robs the rich and helping the poor by practicing martial arts well, and making a lot of money by practicing business skills, there is now another goal-he wants to marry at the wedding. Be a flower girl!
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The author has something to say: Little Theater 1:
Lu Bird A: Look, that bird can't talk!
Lu Niao B: Sure enough, he really can't speak!
Lu Niao B: What you said is wrong, he can also pronounce the syllable "jiu"!
Qingfeng (with squinting eyes, very satisfied to see the three started trembling): He really disdains to communicate with you bastards...but he will answer our questions.
Qingfeng (gentle and serious face): Little Lumaoer, you have to answer the question I asked carefully.Tell me, which sentence do you usually say the most?
Little Green Riding Hood: Chirp!
Qingfeng (staring back at A, B, C and D): Did you hear that? He answered correctly!
Luniao A flew away, dragging Luniao B, Luniao C waved its wings, didn't pay attention for a while, and fell down.
Small Theater 2:
Siyuan: My mother is beautiful!
Tong Le (grandson of Lao Tong): My mother is a good cook.
Siyuan: My mother is the best in martial arts in the world!
Tong Le: My mother is good at cooking.
Siyuan: No one can match my mother's embroidery!
Tong Le: My mother is good at cooking.
Siyuan: ...
(Mother's cooking skills are the eternal pain in Siyuan's heart)
After a long time, Siyuan had an idea: I have attended my father and mother's wedding, have you attended your parents' wedding?
Tong Le: ...
Siyuan achieved great success in this comparison.
However, Siyuan, in fact, it is normal for children not to be able to attend their parents' wedding, especially in this conservative era. ==
Thank you Ziling Xiangxue for the two mines, thank you syxaa Junhui for the mines, I love you guys~
"Is this Phoenix?"
"It should be."
"Are you a fairy?"
"Obviously not..."
Oh, Dongfang Bubai nodded in understanding.In ancient times, Nuwa had a human head and a snake body. She had sacred virtues. She quarried stones to mend the sky, and kneaded earth to make people. She was revered as the mother of the earth.However, strictly speaking, Nu Wa is not a fairy, nor is she just a demon.It can be seen that there is no obvious distinction between the status of demons and immortals, maybe Ying Ze'an is that kind of monster that is more mysterious.Thinking about it this way, Dongfang Bubai did not continue to pursue such a miraculous creature as Qingfeng.In any case, Ying Ze'an was able to subdue even the legendary beast, which shows that this inattentive guy still has some means, so Dongfang Bubai can rest assured.Of course, Ying Ze'an's lack of physical activity is the result of comparison with people in the martial arts world. Compared with ordinary people, he can be regarded as a good athlete!
In order not to cause disturbance, Qingfeng was quickly taken back to the pet space.The little green hat had been sitting obediently on Qingfeng's head all the time, but Qingfeng disappeared suddenly, which made it stunned for a moment, the process of opening the wings was delayed by a second, and finally landed straight, almost It fell to the ground—it was almost, because Dongfang Bubai found it, stretched out his hand, caught it, and began to untie the messenger box tied to its leg.After reading the news from his subordinates, Dongfang Bubai frowned, and said, "Another pawn shop was robbed, not to mention the shopkeeper and apprentices, even the upline staff who usually connect with this shop were killed."
"Didn't you find any sign that someone was going to attack this shop before?" Ying Ze'an asked.When he was helping Dongfang Bubai to settle the accounts before, he had already sorted out the joints and online connections of each store, and slowly figured out that the money in some stores with problematic accounts was probably taken by a certain branch office. It was taken privately, and the steward of this branch seems to be involved with a certain elder in the church...Although most of them are still based on hypothetical reasoning, Ying Ze'an is [-]% sure that he has helped Dongfang Unbeaten uncovered a large part of the Sun Moon God Sect's forces that were not yet under Dongfang's control.And these lists, Ying Ze'an has already handed over to Dongfang Bubai, and Dongfang Bubai also said that he will focus on supervising these people.Due to Ze'an's understanding of the plot, he directly put Xiang Wentian, the king of heaven, at the first place.Although Xiang Wentian is extremely cautious, it seems that after Ren Woxing's death (others thought the former leader was dead), he didn't care much about fame and fortune, and he didn't like to meddle in the affairs of the leader. Tong Baixiong let go of his wariness.Now that Dongfang Bubai has finally achieved his miraculous achievement, although Xiang Wentian holds a high position, he has become a relatively marginal figure in the religion, which makes many people think that he is disheartened.However, Ying Ze'an knew that even though Xiang Wentian had remained calm on the surface, he had always had doubts about how Dongfang Bubai became the leader of the sect. Once he knew that Ren Woxing was still alive, he must be The first to turn around and deal with the Eastern Undefeated.However, this incident seemed to have nothing to do with Xiang Wentian at all.
"Xiang Wentian, didn't you say that he hasn't been teaching this year, so what is he busy with?" Ying Ze'an couldn't wait for Dongfang Bubai to answer the previous question, and immediately threw another one.Seeing that he mentioned Xiang Wentian, Dongfang Bubai frowned again.For some reason, Dongfang Bubai always felt that Ying Ze'an had strong hostility towards Xiang Wentian, but they obviously had no contact with them before.Regarding Xiang Wentian, although Dongfang Bubai respects his loyalty to Ren Woxing, but because of this, now that he is the leader, he will naturally not reuse this person—he cannot gain loyalty and loyalty from the wolf. If you surrender, then naturally you can't keep him by your side.Therefore, Dongfang Bubai is still very satisfied with Xiang Wentian's current attitude of giving in.After all, he became the leader of the sect with the reason that Ren Woxing abdicated to him. In this way, he could not kill a group of people who were originally loyal to Ren Woxing in the past few years, so as not to lose people's tongue and make the sect People are in turmoil.But at the same time, he was reluctant to reuse them.Xiang Wentian's voluntary withdrawal from the power center to some extent avoided Dongfang Bubai's active suppression of him.
Dongfang Bubai remembered the last time he had a drink with Tong Baixiong, Big Brother Tong laughed and said: "That old thief Xiang Wentian has actually started digging up people's graves... He is also called the king of heaven, I am!" In the past three years or so, Dongfang Bubai naturally put out eyeliner around Xiang Wentian, a stalwart figure like him, so he was very clear about what Tong Baixiong said.Xiang Wentian was indeed becoming more and more honest, and recently he was so short of money that he went to dig treasures in the mausoleum to exchange for money.Therefore, it is naturally impossible for those tainted silver taels to fall into his purse... Wait, Dongfang Bubai had a flash of inspiration in his mind.He had always thought that Xiang Wentian was disheartened before, so he would think of him in the direction of letting go of his behavior... But now that Ying Ze'an is hostile to Xiang Wentian, he puts the Xiang Wentian recalled what he had done in these years.
wrong!Xiang Wentian was the most loyal person to Ren Woxing. Logically speaking, after Ren Woxing died, he would take good care of Ren Yingying, the only child left behind by Ren Woxing.But now, let alone taking care of Ren Yingying, Xiang Wentian never went to Ren Yingying's place.Elder Lian Qu, who only have music in their minds and are not sophisticated in the world, will inevitably bring something new to Ren Yingying every time they return from their travels, but Xiang Wentian seems to have forgotten Ren Yingying just like that!Some things have been overdone but make people feel suspicious. Could it be that Xiang Wentian was planning something in secret, so that he had to stay away from Ren Yingying to avoid suspicion...
Thinking of Dongfang Bubai's complexion turned ugly, he should have thought a long time ago, is the Heavenly King Laozi such a person who is easily discouraged?Previously, he only knew that Xiang Wentian dug people's graves to raise money, but who knows how the money in his hands came from, maybe it was dirtying the money in the church!And...Elder Qu also likes to dig people's graves, but he is not doing it for money, but because in ancient times people were buried with some good things, those guqin and music scores that haven't been seen for a long time... Dongfang Bubai's face changed, The four Jiangnan friends who guard Ren Woxing in Meizhuang, Huang Zhonggong, Hei Hei Zi, Bald Bi Weng, and Dan Qingsheng are respectively obsessed with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Their obsession with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting is no less than Elder Qu's obsession with rhythm!Could it be that Xiang Wentian already knew that Ren Woxing was still alive, and that he robbed the tomb in order to find good things to please the four friends in Jiangnan? !
People are like this, they don't feel anything when they don't expect it, but once he thinks a person is suspicious, then his usual seemingly ordinary behavior will be labeled as "full of conspiracy".Because Ren Woxing framed Dongfang Bubai with the Sunflower Book, Ren Woxing has always been a thorn in Dongfang Bubai's heart, and now he has become Dongfang Bubai's prisoner, and Xiang Wentian is loyal to him Still trying to get him out!Well you are asking God!Although Dongfang Bubai didn’t come out of the palace in the early days of practicing Sunflower Treasure—he always felt that if he could restrain himself, it’s better not to completely cut off his retreat for the time being—but his whole person gradually became softer, that At that time, Dongfang Bubai knew very well that the way Ren Woxing looked at him was a kind of defensiveness with a little satisfaction, jealousy and contempt at the same time!Because of this contempt, Dongfang Bubai didn't kill me and let me do as I wished, death was too cheap for him, and he wanted to make him regret it for the rest of his life at the bottom of the West Lake!
Seeing the change in Dongfang Bubai's expression, Ying Ze'an knew that he was in a bad mood, so he hurried up and patted Dongfang Bubai's arm, and Dongfang Bubai grabbed his hand instead, exerting some strength unconsciously.Ying Ze'an felt the pain and couldn't help taking a deep breath.Dongfang Bubai immediately got out of his thoughts, and brought Ying Ze'an's hand in front of him. The big rabbit's hand was swollen like a steamed bun, and the skin on the back of the hand was torn. Although the bleeding had stopped, It still looks very hideous.The momentum of Dongfang Bubai's whole body suddenly turned cold, he suppressed his anger and asked, "How did you get hurt? Who hurt you?"
It was Ying Ze'an who smashed it himself. At that time, he thought that he had driven Dongfang Bubai away, so he punched the car wall hard.Later, when riding Qingfeng and finally found Dongfang, Ying Ze'an kept this hand hidden in his wide sleeve, so that Dongfang Bubai didn't notice it for a while.Ying Ze'an felt that this reason was too sleazy, and it affected his image of a big man too much, but seeing Dongfang's appearance, he wished that the culprit who caused his injury would be "arrested and brought to justice" immediately, and he would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let him go Over one person, Ying Ze'an could only stammer and explain the reason clearly.After listening to his narration, Dongfang Bubai still had a cold face.Then, suddenly, he clenched his fist and punched a tree by the roadside hard.Ying Ze'an was taken aback, but Dongfang Bubai's speed was much faster than him, and he couldn't stop it at all. When he grabbed Dongfang Bubai's hand back, the back of his hand had already started to tear and bleed—because the bark It was full of bumps and holes, so Dongfang Bubai suffered more injuries than Ying Ze'an.
"Why are you bothering?" Ying Ze'an held Dongfang Bubai's hand distressedly, wishing that these injuries were all on his body.He hurriedly released the carriage from his backpack, Dongfang Bubai had several good plasters in his backpack, and these were all placed in the carriage.Dongfang Bubai watched him rummaging through his luggage in a hurry, and then he said lightly: "No one can hurt you, not even myself. Everyone who hurts you should pay the price, even me It's the same." Ying Ze'an paused for a while before continuing.He didn't look back, because he was afraid that if he turned around, he would not be able to help but kiss her hard.
The little bun looked at this with his chin in his hand, then looked at that again, ran to Dongfang, hugged his arm, and said to him seriously: "Master Beauty, you have to be nicer to yourself in the future... If You are dead, maybe another woman will live in your house, wear your clothes, kidnap your husband-well, you are not married to my dad yet-well, it is the man who kidnapped you Friend, then beat up your little apprentice... So you must be kind to yourself, live a long life, and we will live together for a long time." Ying Ze'an, who had just found the plaster, wished he could put his little apprentice on the spot when he heard these words. Siyuan picked him up and spanked his ass, this kid is too much for his father, is your father so easy to abduct?Your father's morals are very firm and upright, okay? !At this moment, he heard Dongfang Bubai say sinisterly: "He dares?" An immediately ran to Dongfang in a very "dogleg" manner, and began to put plaster on him.
"Glib..." Dongfang Bubai cursed lightly with a smile. He then took the ointment from Ying Ze'an's hand and said, "Let me apply the medicine to you first..." Waiting for the two to be sweet After applying medicine to each other, Xiao Baozi was so bored that he squatted aside to pull weeds.Sure enough, the sisters in the guild were right, people, once they fall in love, they will blind other people's titanium alloy dog eyes.Those two childish looking ones over there are not his steady father, nor his glamorous beauty master...
"Tomorrow, I will dress up as a woman, okay?" Dongfang Bubai asked blankly, but his pink ears had already betrayed him.Ying Ze'an understood his intentions and knew that he wanted the three of them to look more like a family, so he curled up his fingers and scratched the tip of Dongfang's nose affectionately, and said, "Even if you still dress like a man, I'm not the same on the street." But I'm holding your hand... When others see it, they will probably guess, yo, that handsome young man in red is a young daughter-in-law disguised as a man... Anyway, you are always my daughter-in-law!" This guy is not me Dad, this guy is really not my dad, the little bun covered his ears and let out a goosebump.
"Hmph, who is your daughter-in-law!" The leader became arrogant, snorted coldly, and turned around.The little bun is overjoyed, yo, my glamorous and noble beauty master has returned to normal.In the world of adults, love and love are the most troublesome. However, the beautiful master and father are together, like a fairy tale has finally come to an end.Xiao Baozi swore secretly that no one could destroy this perfection.In his little head, besides the two lofty goals of becoming a hero who robs the rich and helping the poor by practicing martial arts well, and making a lot of money by practicing business skills, there is now another goal-he wants to marry at the wedding. Be a flower girl!
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The author has something to say: Little Theater 1:
Lu Bird A: Look, that bird can't talk!
Lu Niao B: Sure enough, he really can't speak!
Lu Niao B: What you said is wrong, he can also pronounce the syllable "jiu"!
Qingfeng (with squinting eyes, very satisfied to see the three started trembling): He really disdains to communicate with you bastards...but he will answer our questions.
Qingfeng (gentle and serious face): Little Lumaoer, you have to answer the question I asked carefully.Tell me, which sentence do you usually say the most?
Little Green Riding Hood: Chirp!
Qingfeng (staring back at A, B, C and D): Did you hear that? He answered correctly!
Luniao A flew away, dragging Luniao B, Luniao C waved its wings, didn't pay attention for a while, and fell down.
Small Theater 2:
Siyuan: My mother is beautiful!
Tong Le (grandson of Lao Tong): My mother is a good cook.
Siyuan: My mother is the best in martial arts in the world!
Tong Le: My mother is good at cooking.
Siyuan: No one can match my mother's embroidery!
Tong Le: My mother is good at cooking.
Siyuan: ...
(Mother's cooking skills are the eternal pain in Siyuan's heart)
After a long time, Siyuan had an idea: I have attended my father and mother's wedding, have you attended your parents' wedding?
Tong Le: ...
Siyuan achieved great success in this comparison.
However, Siyuan, in fact, it is normal for children not to be able to attend their parents' wedding, especially in this conservative era. ==
Thank you Ziling Xiangxue for the two mines, thank you syxaa Junhui for the mines, I love you guys~
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