[Red Mansion] Raiders of the heir

Lin Wei: "Sir, shall we have another child? One surnamed Lin and one surnamed Tu are just right."

Tu Yan: "What's so good about being a surname? The emperor misses the emperor. If someone thinks that we are well-raised, they will snatch us away and see who you cry to!"

Lin Wei: "That's a child, not an apple. Let's just call him a sneaky surname. A child is so lonely."

Tu Yan: "One can marry a daughter-in-law and come back. If you want two, do you want to produce and sell yourself?"

Lin Wei: "Mister, don't you like girls?"

Tu Yan: "I just don't like her on my bed, what's wrong with my son's bed?"

Lin Wei: "Okay, you won, how about three swells?"

Tu Yan: "3P?!"

Lin Wei: "..."

Mister is so serious, who taught you!