The master sells so cute

Lu Zhu hid at the foot of the bed, looking at his uncles and aunts shuttling through the room, feeling really complicated.

I only heard my uncle say, "Did you find the bank card?"

My aunt replied: "I found it. It's in the bed cabinet. I don't know how many cents there are."

Uncle said again: "Look what else is there?"

After searching through all the cabinets, the aunt said angrily: "No more, you poor man, you have nothing valuable at home, and you just blinded me to buy a coffin with thousands of dollars."

Lu Zhu's uncle and aunt rummaged through it again. In the end, apart from the bank card, they only took away a half-new mobile phone and a computer. Regarding this computer, the two had a dispute. Zhu's uncle said: "You don't want this computer. It's the computer that hurt Lu Zhu. It's unlucky. Why take it back?"

"It's okay, we can sell it if we don't need it, and it's worth some money." In the end, my aunt made a decision and took the computer away.

If it wasn't for the fact that the furniture in the house was not brought by the rented room, the two of them would have moved them all away. As for Lu Zhu's clothes, the two of them didn't want them. Lu Zhu's aunt is very particular about this. The person in question is already dead, and she is still a short-lived ghost. She dare not wear this dress, she might be able to overwhelm someone, and it will be a show at that time.

In the end, the two only took away three things. Lu Zhuben was a rookie who had just stepped into the society for less than two years. Half of his usual salary was sent to his uncle and aunt, and almost all the rest was spent on this high-end machine. On the configured computer, let’s say he is a single otaku, has a computer to play, and a bed to sleep in, how can he pay so much attention to it?

So apart from cellphones and computers, Lu Zhu’s house doesn’t have any valuables at all, probably because he didn’t find any valuables. Lu Zhu’s aunt was a little reconciled. The light suddenly swept across a black mass, and there was an alarmed cry: "Rat?"

"Where is where?" Uncle Lu Zhu, who was rummaging through things in the living room, hurried in.

Lu Zhu was also startled by the scream, and hurriedly climbed to the corner of the bed on all fours to avoid being caught by them.

Lu Zhu's uncle got down on his stomach, put his head under the bed and looked, only saw a fluffy black thing, what it was, but he couldn't see clearly, so he said to Lu Zhu's aunt in this posture: "Go Get a broom and I'll sweep it out and have a look."

Lu Zhu's aunt quickly came with a broom, and Lu Zhu's uncle knelt on the ground with one hand on the ground, and the other hand took the broom and swept towards Lu Zhu's position indiscriminately a few times. Dodging away, looking at his uncle's magnified and ferocious face, Lu Zhu was so frightened that his heart thumped non-stop. He hated himself so much that he was too careless and hid under the bed well. Run out to peek?If this is really caught by his uncle and aunt, it is estimated that his fragile life will be confessed soon!

Lu Zhu's uncle failed to pick it up twice, and muttered discouragedly: "This little thing is quite smart, come on, help me, let me lift this bed up." I was so frightened that my face turned pale, it was over, it was over, I was dead!

Fortunately, Lu Zhu's aunt didn't move, instead she rolled her eyes angrily and said, "What are you lifting? You just got shy two days ago. Forget it, forget it." Lu Zhu's bed was on the other side One end is close to the wall. If you want to get out the things under the bed, you have to lift the bed up. Naturally, Lu Zhu's aunt doesn't want to bother.

Hearing this, Lu Zhu's uncle curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and said, "It looks like a meow boy, and I need to take it home for the cub to play with."

Lu Zhu's aunt was furious immediately: "Do you dare to want a dead cat? You don't want to die!"

"Okay, okay, let's go back." Lu Zhu's uncle has always been weak-tempered, and he is instinctively afraid of other people's loud voices. At this time, he dare not argue with his wife, so he picked up the cardboard box containing the computer and opened the door first. up.

There was another sound of turning over things, and after a while, Lu Zhu's aunt finally left with two plastic bags.

Lu Zhu waited for a few more minutes, then walked out from under the bed with short legs in shock, walked around the room, and found that the whole rental house looked like it had been robbed, everything was turned upside down, clothes What's more, they were thrown all over the floor, none of this mattered, the important thing was... Lu Zhu rushed into the small kitchen eagerly, scrambling and scrambling, and at a glance, he felt that the sky was about to collapse!

he!of!square!easy!noodle!without!up!

Help!This is his ration for survival. He survived by eating instant noodles for the past few days. Unexpectedly, the stingy aunt would not let go of a box of leftover instant noodles!

Lu Zhu suddenly fell limply to the ground.

Lu Zhu, a former human being and an unknown creature, is unlucky.

It started a week ago. That night, when Lu Zhu returned home after supper, he saw a lump of black thing in the alley on the road, which was suspected to be a puppy dog. The half-palm-sized body shrank into a ball, and looked at him with innocent big black eyes. Lu Zhu's pitiful sympathy sprouted, so he took the little thing home.In the end, after bathing it and pouring some milk into the bowl, Lu Zhu forgot about this little thing.

However, unexpectedly, after playing the game upside down day and night for a few days, Lu Zhu died.

Yes, there is another "slut who is exhausted playing games in front of the computer" in the world, and parents have another negative educational theme since then, but is this the truth? no!totally not!

The truth is... Lu Zhu was cursed to death by the little guy he picked up.

It turns out that the little animal is not an ordinary animal, and it may not even be an animal at all. In the little guy's memory, it is an alien species called "Cute Beast", which is exclusively for the entertainment of the upper class. For some reason, he fell to the earth. This little guy's IQ is very worrying, otherwise he would not starve himself to death, but he vented all his grievances on Lu Zhu, and insisted on dragging Lu Zhu to his back before he died. .

As for the method used, Lu Zhu, who accepts that the little guy's memory is not complete, doesn't know. Anyway, the current situation is that the little guy is dead, and Lu Zhu is also dead, but Lu Zhu's soul is attached to the little guy. The body that occupied it survived.

For this, although Lu Zhu was unwilling, he also understood that he could only blame himself now, who let him starve that little thing to death?Who made him soften his heart and pick up that little thing?Sure enough, cuteness is a murder weapon in the world, we must have a heart to resist cuteness!

But it was too late to say anything at this time, what else could be done besides admitting fate?

Lu Zhu can only be thankful that he is a loner, and he doesn't have to make his parents sad again. As for the kindness of his uncles and aunts in nurturing, not to mention that they swallowed most of the money left by his parents. Uncles and aunts send money, and they will never owe them back.

Thinking of how his uncle and aunt behaved just now, Lu Zhu's little bit of guilt and gratitude faded away.

The only thing Lu Zhu worries about now is how he should live.As for soul transformation, alien species, etc., Lu Zhu is completely too lazy to entangle. Since more and more people have discussed the connotation of "science", he has become less and less aware of the meaning of these two words.

The world is originally very scientific, but if there are too many people talking about it, it will become unscientific.

For such profound things as above, Lu Zhu thinks that we mortals should not try to break the lower limit of our IQ.

After mourning on the ground for a while, Lu Zhu got up with four claws and used the ground to find the surviving food in the house. It’s not that his body is still not used to it. After falling n times in the past few days, Lu Zhu finally learned how to walk with four claws. , using the back paws together with the front paws and using this back and forth jumping method, it looks like a real cub, and the staggering toddler looks very pitiful.

After searching for a long time, there was no result. Lu Zhu’s main source of food is instant noodles and soda cakes. Lu Zhu’s aunt never let go of these two things. The only food in the house now is the milk in the refrigerator and expired Bread, but with Luzhu's palm-sized body, want to open the refrigerator?That's totally dreaming, okay?He almost died of exhaustion biting the bag of instant noodles, okay?

Lu Zhu once again cast aside the waste level of this alien cub, as an alien, it is so useless!

Of course, alien cubs are not completely useless. After evolution, they will gradually become stronger. It is not a dream to single out a strong man, and it can even evolve into a human form. But the problem is that the evolution condition of a cute beast is—— Absorb the favor value of others.

Pampering is worth your sister!

Why did this two-dimensional thing come to three dimensions?

Two-dimensional, please let it go!

After complaining fiercely, Lu Zhu was completely dying, he was about to starve to death, okay?

Seeing the tightly closed anti-theft door and the "shocking" window sill, Lu Zhu felt that his life was in danger.

Although he is helpless, he has to admit that in his current situation, he must find a "owner" is the best choice. Other than his uncle and aunt, the only ones left were Fatty Chen, his best friend who discovered his body three days ago, and a group of medical staff and police.

Uncle and aunt don't even think about it, he swore that within three days he would be played to death by his cousin, and his buddy Fatty Chen, at that time he just found out that he had become a cub and hadn't adapted to the change of identity, Are you scared to pee?Who would have thought of so much.

But even if Fatty Chen appeared in front of him now, he wouldn't think about it. Although Fatty Chen was indeed a buddy, he didn't want to live in a pile of stinky socks at all. Just thinking about the scene and the smell made him want to be a human again!

Lu Zhu was dizzy from hunger, and felt that the whole world was dark. Of course, this was not an illusion caused by his hunger, but the darkness.

Under such a dark shadow of death, Lu Zhu has no ambition to realize that even if Fatty Chen is standing in front of him with bare feet at this moment, he can't stop his enthusiasm from rushing up to hug his thigh!Come here, as long as you are not a pet abuser, anyone is fine!I will show my cuteness in return! !

Maybe God heard Lu Zhu's inner cry, and when he was so hungry that he was about to lose consciousness, the closed door was finally opened, and a ray of light shone in.

With that light, Lu Zhu saw an unexpected person standing outside the door, and was suddenly surprised.

It's him?

How could it be him?