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Tao He has never been interested in movies and TV shows, so he was a little surprised to hear Ji Yao say that.

I wondered which grandson uploaded the actor's photo marked as a Thai kid, so that I deliberately picked a less scary one when I downloaded it, but it turned out to be self-defeating and revealed the truth.

Ji Yao put down the durian crisps, his face was deserted, a little disappointed.

Tao He followed behind and quibbled, "...Ah...does it look like...I don't really look like it, who actor is so cowardly...Look at this hair, oh, it makes your eyes hurt when you look at it, you misread it, right? ...It looks like a ghost...how can ordinary people be so ugly..."

Ji Yao remained silent, went back to the sofa and took a teacup to continue drinking.

Seeing that Tao He was anxious, he went up and snatched Ji Yao's water cup, trying to let him eat by cutting off Ji Yao's water.

Ji Yao didn't have the strength to fight Tao He, so he decided not to drink it. Anyway, he was hungry, and it wouldn't be any better if he drank water.

Seeing that his plan failed instantly, Tao He couldn't help but feel a little frustrated, "You don't want it anymore..."

Ji Yao's eyes fell on other places, but he didn't say a word.

The light was dim, falling on Ji Yao's face, his chin was pointed, his face was thin, and he looked malnourished.

Tao He felt uncomfortable watching, "Tell me why you are willing to eat, or what you want to eat, don't go on a hunger strike every day to anger me... It's no good for you to anger me to death, why don't you hear about widows What's more, you ghost widow..."

Ji Yao frowned, "Stop talking nonsense."

"Okay! You yell at me, right! You waited, you waited a bit!" Tao He stood behind Ji Yao, pointed at him with gritted teeth, and scolded, "When you recover and remember, you Watch what I do to you."

Ji Yao turned around, "What?"

Tao He hurriedly put down his hands, "Ji Yao, I'm so hungry, please make me something to eat..."

Ji Yao glanced at him, "Be hungry."

Tao He watched Ji Yao get up, and followed behind him, "Ji Yao, why are you so cruel, I remember you never did this before, you used to have delicious food, let me taste it first, and you can eat it again Eat, I'll eat if it's unpalatable, if it's not enough for you, if you can't finish it, I'll eat, why don't you even give me food now..."

After he had just said a few words, he heard the phone ring, and Tao He took out the phone nonchalantly, the grief and indignation just now disappeared.

"I'll answer the phone first, I'll talk about it later..."

Ji Yao didn't bother to talk to him, and walked straight to the dining table.

The things on it are all Tao Hexin's bought things. In addition to some exquisite snack boxes, there are also many fresh ingredients, such as green vegetables, shiitake mushrooms, and a whole chicken that has been processed.

Ji Yao frowned, thinking that this kid was obviously going to exhaust himself to death with so many things.

The call was from the fat man, and it seemed that Eggy was also nearby. Tao He just said 'Hello', but before he heard the fat man's words, he was stunned by a scream from the other side, "Fuck, He'er, did you call me? Damn the old hen took it away?"

Tao He was very unhappy, "What nonsense, am I that kind of person? If I want to eat, can I buy it by myself? Do I have to grab your little stuff? Get in the car and look for it, don't It's okay for his mother to wrong his brother here, so make a point..."

Eggy snatched the phone from Fatty, "Fuck, is that an ordinary hen? It's a medicinal chicken raised by my mother to nourish her body. She eats medicinal food all day long, and it's almost ready to raise. Let me go out and find a place to deal with it. Now the old lady is waiting for the chicken to be cooked. I can’t find it here! I kept it in the back seat of the car before, and you got into my car! You said my old lady I'm not too young anymore, and I don't have any other hobbies for a day, and I let you go along with raising a chicken by myself, how do you want me to go back and explain to her..."

Tao He frowned, "A chicken is not ashamed, you should look for it carefully, I didn't take it anyway, you can see if it rolled under the car seat..."

The fat man finally snatched the phone over, "He'er, something happened to my buddy, fuck, what a fucking back..."

"What's the matter?" Tao Hehuang went to the kitchen and was very satisfied to see Ji Yao start washing his hands and picking vegetables.

The fat man sighed, "It's not that your little sister-in-law gave birth, I didn't know..."

Tao He was taken aback, "Ah? Just your little wife?"

"Yeah... I wanted to break up... I haven't contacted for several months, I thought we broke up, this call called me, and the children came out... I wondered if it was mine, As a result, people directly pushed me to do a paternity test..."

Tao He was a little dumbfounded, "Is it yours?"

"It must be... I said that when I came to break up, this girl wouldn't let me touch her at all, and she was as fucking fat as me... So she was pregnant..."

With the phone between his hands, Tao He wanted to go up and help Ji Yao with his work, but when he went, he broke a plate and was kicked out by Ji Yao.

"You are doing it on your own. You are looking for some mistress outside. I think your wife is quite nice, and she is so rich..."

The fat man continued to sigh, "Let's stop talking about this, the most important thing right now is to get the child's household registration. I have been thinking for a long time and I can't believe it. Look at our group of people, you know how to take care of your buddies best. What do you think about this?" ..."

"Am I the confidant brother of the neighborhood committee? Every day, you come to me for the shortest things in the family..." Seeing that Ji Yao calmed down a little, Tao He tried to enter the house to help again, "It's all like this, divorce your wife, anyway, you The two don't have any children, so don't harm others as soon as possible..."

"I won't divorce my wife. His father is the head of the tax bureau. If I divorce him, my father will be killed by his father," the fat man rebuffed. Please help my son register for an account..."

When Tao He heard Fatty talk about his own child, he suddenly noticed, "Hey, do you have a picture of your son?"

"What?"

Tao He looked at Wang Baoqiang's photo from a distance, "I use it for personal use..."

"What's the use of asking for a photo of my son? My son is very ugly now, and his only use is to keep it in his wallet to ward off evil spirits..."

Tao Heyi was even happier when he heard that, "I just like ugly ones, the best ugly ones are like ghosts, hurry up, I can't wait."

"Okay," the fat man didn't quite understand, "then... the household registration..."

"I'll ask you later," Tao He turned to look at Ji Yao again, "I'm fine, I'm hanging up, I'm busy..."

The fat man groaned, and was about to hang up, but suddenly remembered, "Hey, I saw your sister just now."

Tao He anxiously hung up the phone, "What can my sister say..."

"If I saw her normally, I wouldn't say anything. This time, I saw her holding a man's arm. She seems to be looking for someone..."

Tao He was taken aback, "Is she the only one who can still find a partner? I always thought that my sister had already become a monk and now she is extinct with her practice name. Which man is blind and looking for her..."

"It looks good, a little boy, maybe he's taken a fancy to your sister's money..."

"My sister is not stupid," Tao He snorted coldly, "Okay, is there anything else, I'll hang up if it's okay."

After Tao He hung up the phone, Ji Yao's ingredients were almost ready, and the vegetables on the plate were neatly cut, and the same ones were prepared and waiting to be cooked.

Ji Yao works neatly, tidying up as he goes, waiting for everything to be ready and the garbage to be cleaned up.

Tao He looked at it comfortably, rolled up his sleeves and went up to help, "Ji Yao, I'll buy you an apron later, one with a bow..."

Just halfway through the conversation, Tao He stared at the dish of chicken that had been soaked in water, "Ji Yao, I don't remember having this in the refrigerator..."

Ji Yao glanced at the dish, then shook the water droplets on his fingertips, "You bought it back."

Tao He remembered what Eggy said, and hurriedly poured everything on the plate into a plastic bag, "Ji Yao, you do it first, I'll go out for a while, and I'll be right back."

Ji Yao didn't bother to care about him, so he let Tao He run out quickly, went to the garage and drove out.

Since Eggy's cell phone couldn't get through, Tao He kept calling Fatty, Fatty answered the phone, and after telling him the address, Tao He stepped on the gas pedal and went all the way, finally arrived at the place, Eggy rushed like seeing a live Lei Feng He came up and shook Tao He's hand, "It's okay to pick up gold, He'er, it's okay to pick up gold..."

The fat man smiled wryly, "You are here, this person has been frightened by his demons, and you are really good, it is really interesting to send it all the way..."

Tao He threw the bag into Dandan's arms, "It's like having never eaten chicken in a few lifetimes, and I'm not afraid of bird flu..."

"I really don't eat this stuff often, I don't like it, unlike you, I eat it when I have nothing to do..." Eggy hugged the bag of chicken nuggets, "Damn it, who blanched me?"

Tao He said with a cold face, "It's good to send it back to you, what should I do now..."

Eggy didn't say much, and went out with the chicken, "Okay, I'll go first, the old lady is waiting for me at home..."

Tao He glanced at the fat man, "I'm leaving too, Ji Yao is waiting for me to go back to eat."

But the fat man stared and shook his head like he was insane.

Tao He raised his hand and pushed him, "What are you doing, I'm a cash cow and you can't shake it like this, my waist is about to break..."

The fat man blushed before he could speak, "...it's broken... run..."

Tao He turned his head curiously, but he met the woman next to him.

The woman who just came out of the hotel came straight to Tao He in a small Chanel suit and ten centimeter high heels.

Tao He's face was sallow, he turned his head and was about to slip away, but the woman grabbed him by the collar and pulled him away.

"Tao He! When did you come back? Oh, I miss my sister."