Chang'an Youth Tour

There was an original theater troupe in the palace, who lived in Yichun Palace, but they were too old-fashioned, and they were tired of listening to those old zaju dramas handed down from the previous dynasties.In recent years, folks have started to sing Southern Opera, which was adapted from the Jiangnan minor tune, which is mellow and melodious, so it became very popular for a while.Especially this year's new play "Wu Zixu" has attracted thousands of people, and even illiterate old women can sing a few lines.Probably the envoys from various countries asked about it, so the Ministry of Rites announced a troupe to come in and prepare to sing a play at the farewell banquet in a few days.

A group of people arrived at Yichun Palace, Tan Siyuan took the lead and asked the little eunuch to knock on the door.Chen Wen was dragged here by Tan Siyuan, and he had no interest at first, so Yan Junyu stood aside and talked with him.

In fact, Yan Junyu has always thought that Chen Wen is smart, so he likes to ask him about things. Last time, he even asked him for the prince's name.Seeing that everyone was crowding at the door, only the two of them stood aside, thinking again.

"Chen Wen, come here, I'll ask you something."

Chen Wen was dragged by him and walked to the corner of the palace wall. Yichun Courtyard was a pear orchard, naturally full of pear trees. This season is the season when pears are ripe, and the trees are full of fruits, hanging out of the wall.

"You said."

"Is the order of relationships in this world arranged according to the order of heaven, earth, monarch, relative and teacher?"

"Well, that's right."

In fact, Yan Junyu has seriously thought about this issue in the past few days. The emperor is the emperor, and the prince is the future emperor. Front.

"Then in this world, is there anyone who is closer than heaven, earth, king, relatives and teachers?" He couldn't help asking.

Chen Wen was also stumped by him.

"Heaven and earth monarchs, relatives and masters are originally worship positions, not the order of intimacy." Chen Wen pondered carefully: "But in terms of intimacy, it is almost in this order..."

"What a nerd." A voice came from the top of the two of them: "In this world, the people who are closer than the heaven, earth, monarch, relative and teacher are naturally husband and wife!"

Both of them were startled, and looked up. It turned out that there was a boy riding on the pear tree, pressing his legs on a branch higher than his head. He was as soft as a wicker, and his posture looked very relaxed.The branches and leaves of the pear tree were lush, and his face could not be seen clearly, but his voice was very pleasant.

"Yes, I forgot about that." Chen Wen smiled embarrassedly: "Husband and wife are also close, and among the five relationships, they are only behind father and son brothers..."

"That's right, I just said you're a nerd, and you don't even know about it." The man on the tree laughed.

Chen Wen had a good temper and was open-minded to be taught, but Yan Junyu quit. He always defended his weaknesses, and this person's answer was not to his liking, so he said displeased: "He is not a nerd, you are stupid, I asked It's a relationship between a man and a man, that's why I asked the heaven and earth monarchs, relatives and teachers, what is the relationship with husband and wife?"

Hearing this, the man on the tree laughed and showed his face, "Who am I? It turns out that you are a fool. I didn't tell you last time. Men and men can also be husband and wife. .”

He revealed his face, it turned out to be none other than the young man named Li Yu that Yan Junyu met in Tianxiang Tower that day, the place was dark that day, so he didn't realize it, but looking at him now, he was as pretty as a girl , not wearing a coat, just wearing a white jacket, her hair is pulled up, and a hairpin is stuck in it, which is the one that was taken from Yan Junyu's head that day.

"So it was you." Yan Junyu also laughed.

When they met again, Chen Wen on the other side frowned, thought for a while, and said seriously: "Your words are unreasonable. Couples in the five relationships refer to men and women. How can there be a man and a man as husband and wife."

"Why not?" Li Yu clambered on a branch and told him confidently, "My master married a man, and even worshiped him."

Surprise flashed in Chen Wen's eyes, and he had obviously guessed it.

"Your master is..."

"My master's name is Li Daoyong. He is Jiang Ning Jieyuan in the 21st year of Qingde. Everyone in the world says he is the number one talented person in the south of the Yangtze River. His knowledge is much higher than you bookworms." Li Yu told him proudly: "He I personally said that a man can marry a man, if you are not convinced, you can argue with my master. Back then, he even refuted the Minister of Rites, so why are you still afraid of you?"

Chen Wen was rendered speechless, and was silent when a loud voice suddenly shouted from the door: "By the way, where is Chen Wen? He hasn't been right yet, Chen Wen, come quickly."

"What's the matter?" Chen Wen asked.

"What else can I do?" Li Yu said with a smile: "Everywhere my master goes, a bunch of people come to 'ask for advice'. Only those who are allowed to go in. They must be sorry and asked you to help."

There was a lot of urgency, shouting, Chen Wen had no choice but to pass.Yan Junyu also wanted to join in the fun, but was stopped by Li Yu: "Yan Junyu, you are not allowed to go, stay and play with me."

He looked like he was used to being pampered, his demeanor was a bit like Linglong, Yan Junyu didn't like this: "I won't play with you, I'll go to couplets too."

"You play with me, and I will tell you the couplet."

"I don't want it, it's said in the book that honest people don't eat cheap food!" Yan Junyu didn't read many books, but learned the literati accent from Rong Hao.

Li Yu was born extremely beautiful since he was a child, and he could sing and was used to being sought after. If he smiled, people would go through fire and water for him. This was the first time he saw such a dumb-headed young man who didn't like oil and salt, and he was very angry.After thinking about it, I finally came up with a new trick: "Then you stay and play with me, and I'll tell you how a man should behave as a couple."

He has a cunning and eccentric personality. He grew up in a theater troupe. He is used to the tricks of serving people in Israel. He also uses his beauty to play tricks on people. What he said was actually trying to seduce Yan Junyu, but Yan Junyu Unable to understand what he meant, she rolled her eyes and looked at him innocently: "Then tell me."

"You are such an idiot, there is no way to explain it clearly." Li Yu stretched out his hand to him, with a face embroidered among the branches and leaves, as bright as a pear blossom: "You come in, I will show you."

Yan Junyu didn't know anything else, but he was the strongest, he climbed up in twos and twos, Liyu was also very flexible, and slid down from the tree, Yan Junyu followed behind him, he couldn't help but wondered: "You are so Flexible, why didn't you run last time, and was caught by the bad guys."

"What do you know?" Li Yu said convincingly: "If I run away, that beast will come to me next time. I have to show weakness first, wait for him to relax his vigilance, take the opportunity to plot, knock him down, tie him up, and torture him slowly Don, beat him, and keep him running faster than a rabbit the next time he sees me."

He was also at the age of saving face, and he wanted to show off his power, so he told the truth without thinking, and only after he finished speaking did he feel that he was a bit too vicious.Taking a peek at Yan Junyu and finding that he was not afraid of him at all, he couldn't help but feel very happy, and reached out to hold Yan Junyu's sleeve.

"Let me tell you, there are two people in our theatrical troupe who have fallen in love with each other all day long. I will take you to see them, and you will know how two men can be a couple." He warned Yan Junyu: " They are not as good-looking as me, so you are not allowed to look at them."

Yan Junyu was so focused on seeing how a man behaves as a husband and wife that he didn't even understand what he meant.Ignorantly followed him through the pear blossom forest, and arrived under the back window of a room. The two tiptoed, lying on the edge of the window to peek.

There were two teenagers in the same grade as them, one was very heroic, the other was more feminine, both wearing the same white jacket as Li Yu, sitting together, not knowing what to say.

"It's really long-winded." Li Yu complained in a low voice: "Usually, I'm tired of being crooked when I have nothing to do, and it's annoying to watch, but now there's no one around, and I'm talking properly again."

Yan Junyu didn't know what was going on, and after waiting for a while, his head was full of confusion, and saw that the soft boy didn't know what to say, and the other one suddenly grabbed his hand and pressed him down.

"Kiss, kiss." Li Yu pointed to Yan Junyu: "See, this is a kiss. Have you kissed anyone before?"

Yan Junyu shook his head honestly.

He was actually good-looking, and his eyes were clean. Although he was a little dazed, Li Yu felt that he was just right.He is used to being pampered, usually he dislikes one or the other, and the world looks down on him, but today he has changed his mind.

"Forget it, I'm at a disadvantage, I'll teach you." He whispered, and leaned over, but Yan Junyu didn't cooperate at all, turned his head to the side, and stared inside again.

"What is this?" he asked puzzled.

Li Yu took a closer look and found that the people inside were not just kissing each other. They had already started to move. The heroic boy was called Feng Yu, and the feminine boy was called Mingshuang. They were both his senior brothers. Clothes, he was so angry that his teeth itch: "Good Feng Yu, you are so obscene at such a young age, see if I don't tell Master."

"Is this obscene?" Yan Junyu originally knew the meaning of obscenity, but in the East Palace, I often heard Yun Lan scolding Yu Yanran and the others for their obscenity. He understands it, sometimes he doesn't, so he confuses his understanding of the word dirty.

Although Li Yu hadn't passed by, he had seen it, so he pretended to be a teacher: "What do you know, there are worse things than this."

He hadn't finished speaking yet, a live erotic palace was already playing in it, Yan Junyu couldn't see it clearly, only saw the feminine young man being crushed underneath, and he couldn't even see anyone, only heard the voice of sex, intermittent, like a cat meowing , with a hook, and seemed to be crying, hearing it made his heart itch, and he didn't know what was going on, so he blushed.He could only look at Li Yu questioningly.

Li Yu's face was also red, and she was still struggling: "Look at what I am doing, this is a husband and wife between men, do you understand?"

Yan Junyu's face turned red, and she didn't dare to look at him again. Seeing him like this, Li Yu couldn't help coming closer, wanting to kiss him, but who knew that someone outside called Yan Junyu's name, and Yan Junyu played it as if he had been pardoned, He ran away in a hurry.