The president is dying every day

Jiang Huan's memory stayed in Li Tiezhu's time, and he implemented the personality very well. He didn't eat sauerkraut for dinner, and asked him what dessert he wanted, and he said he wanted two catties of roasted sweet potatoes.

Ren Chuan wanted to beat him to death, "I think you look like a roasted sweet potato!"

Furious, he walked into the bedroom, took off his little floral clothes, put on pajamas and came out, who would have thought that Jiang Huan would look at him with his head tilted, "Who are you?"

Ren Chuan: "..."

He almost wanted to pry Jiang Huan's brain open, "I'm your father!"

"Nonsense!" Jiang Huan understood this time, "I am your father!"

In desperation, Ren Chuan bought himself Northeast Xiaosuihua's pajamas and Northeast Xiaosuihua's suit online.

The co-author of Northeast Xiao Suihua is equivalent to an identification mark, without him, it is not Cuihua!

Dog man, wait until you recover from illness.

Ren Chuan said silently several times in his heart, he is a patient, he is a patient, he is a patient, the world is so beautiful but I am so irritable, this is not good.

Exhausting his patience, he went into the kitchen and made dinner. The pork stewed with sauerkraut that Jiang Huan requested, and two catties of roasted sweet potatoes!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Huan fell ill again as soon as the dishes were served on the table.

"Today..." Jiang Huan was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking at the plate of stewed pork with sauerkraut on the table with incredible eyes. The fat and tender pork belly was paired with sour and delicious sauerkraut. Drooling, "...Is it Chinese New Year?"

Ren Chuan rolled his eyes, "You are stupid. It's summer, what year is it?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence frightened Jiang Huan, and he didn't even dare to sit down.

"What are you doing?" Ren Chuan threw two bowls of rice on the table, "Eat!"

"If you want to finish this meal, you can drag me to drink pesticides together, just say so." Jiang Huan sniffled, "I know our family is poor, and the two of us haven't even dared to have children for so many years. After a year of hard work, I only got a few hundred yuan..."

Ren Chuan lost his temper. Looking at the pork stewed with sauerkraut on the table, he suddenly understood. Jiang Huan thought it was a meal for punishment.

"I won't force you to drink pesticides." Ren Chuan persuaded him patiently, "Be good, sit down and eat."

Jiang Huan didn't understand, and blinked his eyes, "Today is not Chinese New Year, and you don't want to drag me to die with you, so why is the food so good?"

Ren Chuan coaxed him, "Our family is rich, and we have always eaten so well."

"Impossible!" Jiang Huan vetoed it flatly, "We are both so poor that we can't even afford a child!"

He stared at Ren Chuan with righteous indignation, as if saying, "If you don't get me a child, this thing will never end"!

Ren Chuan was almost choked by him, damn it, he has to explain if he has money, "I earned a lot today..."

Clinker, Jiang Huan's expression seemed to be struck by lightning, and his body was split in two.

"Daughter-in-law..." He walked up with trembling hands, and hugged Ren Chuan, "Although I am poor, I am not yet at the point where you can sell yourself. Tell me, which bastard is it? Tricked you..."

Ren Chuan: "..."

Fuck, I started with 500 million yuan, how could it be worth two catties of pork!

Ren Chuan pushed Jiang Huan away, and before he could speak, Jiang Huan rushed into the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife, and shouted, "I'm going to find that bastard!"

"Jiang Huan!" Ren Chuanhun'er was about to be scared away, "Stop for me!"

Jiang Huan opened the door and was about to leave, "Today either you die or I live!"

Ren Chuan rushed up, desperately snatched the kitchen knife from Jiang Huan's hand, and accidentally cut his own hand, "Hiss—!"

Blood dripped on the floor along his fingers, Ren Chuan put down the kitchen knife in his hand, and turned to look for the medicine box at home.

"Wait!" Jiang Huan grabbed him, dragged him to the bathroom, picked up toothpaste and squeezed a lump on Ren Chuan's wound.

The menthol in the toothpaste entered the wound, and it was so painful that Ren Chuan burst into tears, and yelled, "What the hell are you doing!"

Jiang Huan had reason and evidence, "Put toothpaste on it, it will get better soon!"

Ren Chuan thought about which folk remedy this was, and didn't have time to worry about whether applying toothpaste on the wound would cause infection, "I thought our family couldn't afford toothpaste."

"I really can't afford it." Jiang Huan held the toothpaste in his hands as if he was holding some antique, "This toothpaste was handed down from my grandfather's grandfather, and it can only be used every time during the Chinese New Year, one at a time. Bit."

Ren Chuan was disgusted by him, "A tube of toothpaste is a family heirloom, your old Li family is too promising!"

Jiang Huan took Ren Chuan's hand, and looked at him affectionately, "But for you, I am willing! Let alone one tube of toothpaste, even two tubes, I am willing to do so!"

"Thank you." Not only was Ren Chuan not moved, but he pushed him away, "But I'm going to wash my hands!"

"Why wash your hands!" Jiang Huan quit, "You wash off the toothpaste as soon as you put it on, why are you such a prodigal!"

"Just say one more word and I'll go back to my mother's house." Ren Chuan looked at him coolly, "After all, my mother's family produces toothpaste."

Jiang Huan was speechless for a while.

Their old Li's family was the poorest in Lianhua Village, while his Cuihua was born in the wealthiest landlord's family.

When he was a child, he passed by the village with his cattle, and he could always see Cuihua ostentatiously holding a popsicle in her hand, surrounded by a group of friends.

At that time, he was deeply fascinated by the popsicle in Cuihua's hand.

Li Tiezhu immediately made up his mind that he would not marry Cuihua in this life!

But the difference between portals is huge.

After Cuihua married him, she has been living a hard life and never enjoyed a single day of happiness.

This made Li Tiezhu feel deeply guilty.

After Ren Chuan washed his hands and applied iodophor to the wound, he walked into the living room and saw Jiang Huan standing against the wall facing the wall.

He went up and kicked, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Huan's nose and tears came down, "I know our family is poor, you have always looked down on me as a poor boy, the neighbor Huangfu Tieniu has always liked you, their family can afford pork and rice, you should remarry..."

Ren Chuan: "..."

Huangfu Tieniu Fengping was murdered.

Jiang Huan continued to cry, "There is also that white-faced scholar surnamed Cui, who is the only one in the village who has been admitted to college. I have no culture, and I don't understand romance. If you follow me, you will only suffer..."

Ren Chuan: "..."

Fuck, even Cui Minghao is thinking about it.

"Okay, okay." Ren Chuan bit the bullet and coaxed him, "I don't want to leave you. We have cultivated for a hundred years to cross the same boat, and we have cultivated for a thousand years to sleep together. We are deeply in love as husband and wife."

Jiang Huan cried and hiccupped, "Daughter-in-law, do you really think so..."

"Yes, yes, yes." Ren Chuan patted him on the back, "Okay, okay, don't cry, let's go to bed."

Jiang Huan sniffled, "My pig hasn't been fed yet."

pig?Where did the pig come from?Ren Chuan looked around his home but couldn't find any pigs.

I saw Jiang Huan walked into the kitchen, took out a Chinese cabbage, chopped it into a pot full, and then put it in front of the baby with a bang, and gently stroked the dog's head, "Baby, eat quickly. "

Baby looked at the pot of cabbage in front of him: "..."

The old dog sighed heavily, and turned his head to the side, not wanting to talk to Jiang Huan, a stupid human being.

Jiang Huan, however, looked as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and exclaimed, "Daughter-in-law! Is our pig sick? They don't eat much anymore!"

Ren Chuan: "..."

Who feeds the dog cabbage?

"If you don't eat, don't eat." Ren Chuan pulled Jiang Huan away, "Okay, okay, sleep..."

"This is the only pig in our family!" Jiang Huan quit, "It's still your dowry! How can you be so careless!"

Ren Chuan: "..."

He barely opened his mouth, "I mean...I've fed it today, so it's normal for the baby not to eat."

"Oh." Jiang Huan understood, and he took Ren Chuan into his arms a little annoyed, "Didn't I already say that I will do the heavy work of feeding pigs and farming, you just need to wear a little flowered jacket to look beautiful Just wander around the village."

"Okay, okay, I won't fight with you tomorrow." Ren Chuan patiently asked, "Can we sleep now?"

Unexpectedly, Jiang Huan's face turned red, "Are you... so anxious?"

Ren Chuan: "???"

in a hurry?I don't.

"Then I'll try my best." Jiang Huan leaned over shamelessly and approached Ren Chuan's ear, "It's time for us to have a baby."

Ren Chuan: "..."

Jiang Huan reached out and kneaded Ren Chuan's buttocks, "You need a child to tie you down, so you won't have to flirt with Huangfu Tieniu and that white-faced scholar named Cui."

Ren Chuan was speechless, "Okay, if you have the ability, I will give birth to you."

Jiang Huan immediately became excited and dragged Ren Chuan to go out.

"Hey hey!" Ren Chuan was dumbfounded, "Why are you going out after giving birth!"

"Drill the sorghum field!" Jiang Huan said solemnly, "Today I want to show you your man's ability!"

Ren Chuan: "..."

Speechless, just fucking speechless.

Ren Chuan has envisioned countless times, whether tomorrow's urban headlines will be #两民局Open-air Field Battle##恶性被市境##shocked!The two presidents are actually doing such a thing in broad daylight#.

He is also prepared, if Jiang Huan really wants to drag him into a field battle, then don't blame him for using domestic violence!

Throw the dog man naked in the city center!

Let him be famous!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Huan took him to a "Red Sorghum Bathing Center", and told the waiter familiarly to open an hourly room.

"Four hours." Jiang Huan said solemnly, "I'm not alone today, two hours may not be enough."

The waiter smiled, "Okay."

Ren Chuan tried his best not to have an attack, and when the waiter turned around and left, he suddenly pushed Jiang Huan against the wall, and punched the wall next to his face, "Are you familiar with it?"

Jiang Huan blinked, "I..."

"Only two hours?" Ren Chuan almost couldn't control his expression, he gritted his teeth and sucked blood, wishing to eat Jiang Huan in one gulp, "Stealing fish is so fast, is it too hasty? Why don't you stay with you well?" the goblin?"