The president is dying every day

Meng Chun Zhongnian reviewed his own emotional experience, and summed it up as... an exceptionally ill-fated fate.

Zhong Nian sorted out her love diary and flipped to the very beginning. They had been online friends for several months and they met offline for the first time.

"At that time... you invited me to eat Japanese food, right?" Zhong Nian looked at Meng Chun, suddenly a little curious, "Why did you invite me to eat Japanese food?"

Meng Chun, who was drinking water, paused for a moment. He thought to himself that after so many years of relationship, he was already an old man, so there was no need to hide it.

"Because there are coupons." Meng Chun looked at Zhong Nian, "The boss broke up too many times there, but the restaurant owner didn't want to lose him as a big customer, so he gave him a lot of coupons, but the boss didn't want to go to that sad place anymore. This coupon is all for me.”

Zhong Nian felt his anger burning, and he almost gritted his teeth, "It's our... first time... to meet for dinner... You actually... used coupons..."

"I..." Meng Chun staggered back two steps, unexpectedly Zhong Nian was really angry, "At least my attitude is good!!! I was very gentleman to you at that time!!!"

"You're trying to abduct me into bed!!!" Zhong Nian slammed a pillow at him and roared, "Dog!!!"

"Stop, stop!" Meng Chun hurriedly called to stop, "We didn't have sex at all, okay, we..."

He suddenly couldn't recall, "I remember...something happened at that time...cause we didn't even finish that meal..."

"It seems to be..." Zhong Nian also frowned and recalled, "At work..."

Meng Chun walked towards the storage room while thinking, wanting to take out some snacks to eat, but when he tiptoed to reach the snacks on the shelf, he suddenly knocked down a large cardboard box next to him.

Hundreds of packs of Hushubao sanitary napkins poured down like a flood, "..."

Meng Chun looked at the sanitary napkins all over the floor, picked up a pack, and saw the three big characters of sanitary napkins on the cover were crossed out, and the three big characters of diapers were written on the side. In an instant, all the memories came back!

"I know!!!" Meng Chun rushed out with a pack of sanitary napkins, and yelled at Zhong Nian, "It's those two beasts!!!"

Zhong Nian suddenly realized when he saw this pack of sanitary napkins, his expression became extremely ferocious, he gritted his teeth and sucked blood, "It's... those two dogs!!!"

"They interrupted our date and insisted that we buy them a Watsons that has diapers, and even the diapers have to be the brand of Hushubao!!!"

Meng Chun broke down and yelled, "The two of them failed their date, and the two of us will follow behind to deal with the aftermath!!!"

"It's been so many years!!!" Zhong Nian was about to collapse, "These sanitary napkins haven't been used yet!!!"

Meng Chun wanted to cry, "I went to the hospital later, and the surname Ren thought I was a scumbag..."

Zhong Nian also wanted to cry, "Jiang also treats me as a scumbag..."

Meng Chun remembered one more thing, "At that time, the one surnamed Jiang introduced you to someone!!!"

"The four of us showed up in the restaurant together, and the two of us were kissing passionately, and the two of them suddenly jumped out and shouted 'You can't be with scumbags!'"

"I really thought you were a scumbag at the time!!!" Zhong Nian couldn't express his feelings, "But I fell in love with you at that time..."

"I thought you were a scumbag too!!!" Meng Chun was about to collapse, "But I like you so much..."

The two of them hugged each other and wept for each other. They thought their relationship was strong enough, but they never thought that God had arranged for them two great tests, Jiang Huan and Ren Chuan.

"Bastard..." Zhong Nian scolded, "Bastard!!!"

"Dog boy!!!" Meng Chun also scolded, "Just such a dog boy wants to ask us for money!!!"

"That's right." Zhong Nian suddenly stopped crying, and he looked at Meng Chun, "When we two got married, how much gift money did the two of them... give?"

Meng Chun couldn't remember it for a while. He rummaged through the boxes and cabinets and found the account book when he got married. He searched page by page for nearly an hour, and finally saw Jiang & Ren in a corner of the account book. typeface.

"Give it..." Meng Chun looked at the line after the name, his fingers stopped suddenly, and his expression became a little incredulous, "Eight yuan and eight cents?"

Even Zhong Nian fell silent for a while, "..."

"They also gave away two cups." Meng Chun patted Zhong Nian on the shoulder, "The beaters are all masters. If you don't move bricks hard today, your position will be unstable tomorrow."

"Our marriage benefits are..." Zhong Nian's voice trembled when he said this, "Two cups, plus a table..."

Zhong Nian and Meng Chun dropped the ledgers in their hands at the same time, spitting fire like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, "Who the fuck is Jiang and Ren insulting!!!"

"I'm going to blow up the company." Zhong Nian set off immediately.

"I'm going to kill Ren." Meng Chun also stood up.

The two packed up the small leather whips and kitchen knives, and before they could go out, the computer mailbox played a notification, "You have a new email that you haven't checked yet."

It was work again, Meng Chun and Zhong Nian both turned back, "Axi!"

The whips and kitchen knives were in their hands, thinking that after finishing the work at hand, they would rush to the company to kill Jiang and Ren. However, this work was too difficult to deal with, and when everything was over, they stood up and stretched their muscles. By then, it was already dark.

Such "assassination activities" occur seven or eight times a month on average, which is even more erratic than the big girl's menstrual holiday.

He has the ambition of "killing one person in ten steps", but the little goblin "work" always makes troubles and tries to stop him.

"Wife." When sleeping at night, Meng Chun put his arms around Zhong Nian and rubbed against his body, "Do you think we have been like this all our lives?"

"What's wrong?" Zhong Nian looked at him.

"Ravaged by capitalism." Meng Chun wanted to cry as he spoke, "Being directed by Jiang and Ren..."

Zhong Nian thought for a while and said, "Why don't we resign."

Both Zhong Nian and Meng Chun fell silent, and after 5 minutes, they both lifted the quilt and got out of bed, turned on the computer and wrote their resignation letters.

There is no way to live like this! ! !

"After we resign, we can open a coffee shop." Zhong Nian wrote the resignation letter while thinking about the future with Meng Chun, "I want to raise a puppet cat."

"Okay." Meng Chun nodded, "We drink coffee every day and bask in the sun. We don't need to make coffee ourselves, just hire a few baristas."

"I'm in charge of stroking the cat." Zhong Nian felt that such a future is really wonderful, "You are in charge of shoveling shit and feeding the cat."

"During holidays, you can invite friends to the coffee shop for a drink." Meng Chun also thinks this kind of future is very good, "But I will definitely not invite two presidents."

Zhong Nian nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, there is a sign at the door, dogs and the president are not allowed to enter."

They had a good night's dream and printed out their resignation letter, intending to hand it to the two presidents when they went to work the next day, catching them by surprise.

The next day they got up early, packed everything, and put the small leather whip and kitchen knife in their briefcases. If the president disagreed with their resignation letter, they would be slaughtered! ! !

The east building and the west building of the Twin Towers have been working together this year. The employees of the two companies can be said to have me in you, and you in me. Go to the west building for a snack in the morning and go to the east building for a drink in the afternoon Drinking a small cup of coffee will make your life nourishing.

Meng Chun and Zhong Nian just walked into the office area, wondering why the office area is so quiet today, and when no one can see...

Suddenly, the door of the nearby office opened with a bang, and crowds of employees poured out, holding garlands, Easter eggs, and even congratulatory Christmas hats, and surrounded Meng Chun and Zhong Nian.

"Congratulations!!!"

"Double Happiness!!!"

“Happy Anniversary!!!”

Both Meng Chun and Zhong Nian were dumbfounded, and they staggered back two steps, "This is..."

The crowd parted like a sea of ​​Moses. Ren Chuan and Jiang Huan, dressed in suits and leather shoes, adjusted their ties, coughed twice, and walked in front of Meng Chun and Zhong Nian.

Ren Chuan was the first to speak, "Today is the tenth anniversary of your marriage, so I thought the whole company would celebrate together."

Meng Chun and Zhong Nian did not expect that Ren and Jiang would remember their wedding anniversary, and they were so moved that their eyes turned red in an instant, "Boss..."

Jiang Huan patted the shoulders of the two of them, and said earnestly, "There is nothing good to give you on the day of great joy."

He and Ren Chuan glanced at each other, "We plan to..."

"...Give the company to you."

Meng Chun and Zhong Nian were dumbfounded instantly, "???"

Their resignation letters are still in their briefcases, holding them in their hands...

Ren Chuan and Jiang Huan had happy expressions on their faces, and announced to the two of them that Yu Xidu's family "After the company's high-level meeting decided, you two will be appointed as the company's new CEO, and you will officially take office tomorrow."

Meng Chun couldn't speak anymore, "Then you..."

Ren Chuan thought he was stupid, "Retire!!!"

Jiang Huan put his arms around Ren Chuan, imagining his retirement life, he was extremely happy, "Hey, let's open a coffee shop after retirement, I want to raise a puppet cat, you are in charge of picking up the cat, and I am in charge of shoveling shit Feed the cat, bask in the sun and drink coffee every day, and invite friends to the coffee shop for a drink during holidays."

Jiang Huan looked at Meng Chun and Zhong Nian again, and invited with a smile, "You two can come too."

Both Meng Chun and Zhong Nian's expressions were petrified, "..."

Ren Chuan and Jiang Huan were so happy, they hugged each other and sighed at the same time, "Ah! Retirement is really wonderful!"

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#Punch Area#

The assistant team is so difficult.