The president is dying every day

There were only two of them sneaking out, but they brought back a mountain of diapers and sanitary napkins. When they moved upstairs, they were too ambitious, and unfortunately they were discovered by the nurse.

The dignified two presidents stood in the corner like elementary school students and listened to the sister nurse scolding them for half an hour.

"I'm going to die, can I be a little more self-conscious!" The nurse sister simply hated iron and steel, "What are you doing out there? Ah? Is the outside world so beautiful? Or can't you fit in the mortuary of the hospital?"

Ren Chuan weakly raised his hand, "I... don't want to die in the hospital."

"Is it okay to die outside?" The nurse was even more angry, "Why don't you look down on our hospital? Can't we send you away? Do we have to pollute the land outside and kill a bunch of flowers and plants!"

Jiang Huan raised his hand to speak, "There is not enough freedom in the hospital."

"Why do you still want to leave freely?" The nurse stepped on the bench and looked down at him, "Go to the rooftop, spread your wings and enjoy the feeling of freedom every minute!"

They will also be punished to stand. Ren Chuan has never been punished to stand since kindergarten, and tried to escape in a different way, "Then what..."

The nurse lady glanced over murderously, "What's wrong?"

Ren Chuan really lost face, "The diaper is leaking, I have to change it."

With that said, he ran to the bathroom.

"Then what..." Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Huan took the opportunity to slip away, "He can't change his diapers by himself, so I'll change them for him!"

The two squeezed into the bathroom and let out a long breath. The feeling of facing the nurse was no less than that of the A-share crash, Bill Gates jumped off the building, and Buffett was poisoned.

Jiang Huan looked at Ren Chuan, "Don't you want to change diapers?"

Ren Chuan: "..."

Jiang Huan stretched out his helpful hands, "Come, come, I'll change it for you."

"Wait!" Ren Chuan tugged on his trouser waist, "There is no need to change it now!"

"Why." Jiang Huan looked at him curiously, why is he so capricious, "Didn't you just say you leaked urine?"

"It's all absorbed, the size of the bumpy air cushion, it's dry in an instant without leakage." Ren Chuan gave him a thumbs up, "You deserve it."

Jiang Huan still stretched out his hand to pull his trouser waist, "It's not good to be bored, change to a dry one."

"Wait!" Ren Chuan shouted.

Jiang Huan looked at him helplessly, "What's the matter?"

Ren Chuan completely lost face. He closed his eyes, as if looking at death, "I not only urinated, but also pulled. I'm afraid I will smoke you."

Jiang Huan: "..."

Ren Chuan lifted his trouser waist and took two steps back strategically, "Then I can change it myself."

"Okay." Jiang Huan withdrew his helpful hands, "You change it yourself."

He turned to leave, but Ren Chuan shouted behind him: "Wait!"

Jiang Huan turned his head, Ren Chuan's face was already covered with blush, he looked at Jiang Huan, and warned without arrogance: "Don't tell others!"

How could Jiang Huan talk nonsense about this kind of thing? He returned to his ward, put on his earphones, and asked AI, "Baidu search, what to do about incontinence."

A mechanical female voice came from the earphones, "Okay, here are the recommended treatment methods for you, first, pay attention to your diet, eat more high-fiber foods, eat less fried and cold foods, eat less spicy and stimulating foods, and eat less indigestible foods [-]. Do more levator ani exercises and repeat levator ani to improve the function of the anal/anal sphincter. Third, if the condition is serious, surgery can be used to repair the function of the anal/anal sphincter..."

AI asked very intimately: "May I make an appointment for anorectal surgery for you?"

"No need." Jiang Huan thought for a while, "Baidu search, what are the levator ani movements?"

Ren Chuan lingered in the bathroom for a while before coming out, the dignified president, he completely lost face now.

Before he could return to the ward, he was suddenly held down, "Wait."

Ren Chuan turned his head and saw Jiang Huan, looking at him seriously.

Looking at Jiang Huan's face up close, it was quite impactful. Ren Chuan swallowed his saliva and stammered, "What...what's wrong?"

A big smile appeared on Jiang Huan's face, "The weather is so nice today, let's do a set of levator anus exercises!"

Ren Chuan's eyes widened in an instant, "What kind of exercise are you talking about?"

Five minutes later, they were standing in the ward, and Jiang Huan was directing, "Okay, spread your legs apart, squat down, find out the feeling of shitting, listen to my password, shrink—relax—shrink—relax—— "

Ren Chuan straddled his horse with a look of lovelessness.

He looked at the window, is five floors high enough?Can someone die?

After 5 minutes of horse stance training, Jiang Huan patted his bed, "Come on, come on, and bed movements."

Ren Chuan wanted to go to Jiang Huan's bed, but he never thought that he would go to Jiang Huan's bed in this way.

Jiang Huan commanded, "Kneel on your knees, put your chest on the bed, raise your hips—"

"Wait!" Ren Chuan suddenly stopped, "This action is not right!"

"That's it." Jiang Huan stretched out his hand to lift his butt, "You're not sticking out high enough."

What a fucking shameful move!Ren Chuan's face was blushing, but he is 1, 360 days a year, even holidays are not given during the holidays, and the golden gun is as fierce as 1!

Jiang Huan's hands were beating time for him, "Listen to my password, shrink—relax—shrink—relax—"

Ren Chuan wanted to cry but had no tears. Damn it, why did his life become like this.

His original intention was to put Jiang Huan into bed instead of lying on Jiang Huan's bed and being instructed to do the hellish levator anus in the posture of a tall woman.

He has a 1, what's the use of shrinking and tightening, is he sexually happy?

"Come on, lie down." This is far from enough, Jiang Huan directed him, "Lie on your back, lift your legs up, and keep your thighs as close to your abdomen as possible."

Ren Chuan was lying on the bed, looking at Jiang Huan, trying to get back a bit of face as a 1, "Can you stand in front of me? I prefer a posture where I can see my face."

Jiang Huan stretched out his hand to press down his thigh, "Do it well, be serious, it's all for your happiness for the rest of your life."

Ren Chuan was still chattering, "Can you change into a white shirt, it's better to wear a tie, but leave the button on the chest, so I feel more..."

Jiang Huan slapped his upturned buttocks, "What are you talking about, listen to me now, shrink—relax—shrink—relax—"

Ren Chuan: "..."

Did he just slap his own ass?

"Wait!" Ren Chuan blushed and sat up thickly, "You fucking pat my ass!"

Jiang Huan looked at him with a puzzled expression, "What, charge the tickets."

Ren Chuan blushed, "I..."

Facing Jiang Huan, he really couldn't say anything harsh, "...just have a responsibility for you to take."