The president is dying every day

Ren Chuan took two steamed buns and a bowl of porridge, sat opposite Jiang Huan, looked at him, and said hesitantly, "You... are very skilled."

Jiang Huan praised him politely, "You are not bad, too."

Ren Chuan was a little suspicious, "Aren't you doing civil work?"

"Hmm..." Jiang Huan put down the bun in his hand, "Listen to my argument... no, explain."

Ren Chuan looked at him, meaning you said.

"The place where I live is a village in the city, and it's not peaceful at all, so I have to learn some skills to stay close, or I'll always be robbed." Jiang Huan finally made up a perfect reason, he raised his eyebrows, and looked at Ren Chuan, " Don't you just ride an electric bike every day, why are you so good at fighting?"

"The order grabbing is too fierce." Ren Chuan said solemnly, "Sometimes you have to do it."

"Then you..." Jiang Huan wanted to ask how Ren Chuan survived the fierce competition. He didn't look like he was very capable of fighting, but when he got to the point of his mouth, he felt that it was not good to say it, so he didn't say it. .

No, wait, what's with this pitiful look, Ren Chuan frowned, "You don't believe I can fight well?"

"I haven't practiced yet." Jiang Huan put a mouthful of beef into his mouth, "It's not good to fight and kill."

He conveniently opened a can of Wangzai milk for Ren Chuan, "Don't rush forward when the doctor is in trouble next time, just hide behind me."

"Thank you, this is what I want to tell you." How could Ren Chuan hide behind him, this is too much like a little zero, "And I don't drink Wangzai milk."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Jiang Huan brought Wangzai's milk in front of him, "I always treat you as my younger brother."

Ren Chuan had to emphasize, "I'm almost 35."

Jiang Huan exposed him, "The nurse was gossiping at the nurse's station yesterday that you are only 25."

Ren Chuan: "..."

"Isn't it good to be my younger brother?" Jiang Huan had a little doubt, "Why am I always rejected."

Because I fucking want to be your old Gong, Ren Chuan looked at him with a little helplessness, Jiang Huan looked like a college student in the art department if he ignored his muscles, "Then how old are you?"

Jiang Huan was a little proud, "Three years older than you, you still have to call me brother."

Lost in terms of age, Ren Chuan felt a little lost. Could it be that in the days to come, he could only attack Jiang Huan by wearing height-enhancing insoles every day?

"I wanted to have a younger brother since I was a child, but my father brought me back a jerk." Jiang Huan said casually while eating, "The first thing he said was to ask me for money. After so many years, he saw me. The mantra has not changed, always saying, 'Brother, give me some money', and it is getting more and more excessive, asking for more and more money, and even coveting the company's shares..."

"Ah?" Ren Chuan was stunned for a moment, "Company shares?"

"No, I said it was my family's [-] acres of land." Jiang Huan changed his words instantly, "You heard wrong.""

How could Ren Chuan be deaf at such a young age, "What you just said is..."

"It's thirty acres of land." Jiang Huan said in an extremely firm tone, "You must have intermittent neurological deafness because beriberi has infected your brain."

Ren Chuan was still insisting, "Impossible, I..."

Jiang Huan sighed, "I'll give you 100 million, don't talk now."

Throwing money at people? Ren Chuan has been playing with ancient Roman gold coins since he was a child, and he immediately shouted: "I will give you 300 million, now I have to say!"

"400 million!"

"500 million!"

"600 million!"

"700 million!"

The eyes of the surrounding patients gradually gathered together. They glanced at each other and confirmed one thing. This is really not a mental hospital?

"1000 million!" Ren Chuan slapped the table, "Okay, deal!"

Jiang Huan changed his tone in an instant, "Okay, sir, do you want to pay by card or cash?"

"Swiping the card..." Ren Chuan subconsciously touched his pocket, wanting to take out his black card, but stopped when he touched the card, "I..."

Jiang Huan raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "You don't mean to pay Mingbi, do you?"

"I'll give you 1000 million after you die." Ren Chuan remembered his character design, he sat down, and slowly ate his meat buns, "I guarantee that after you pass, you will be able to hug each other without worrying about food and clothing." .”

"Please take inflation into consideration." Jiang Huan joked with him, "Maybe when the currency in the underworld depreciates, a bowl of Meng Po soup will cost 1000 million. People who have no money to buy soup will be lonely in big cities Adrift without support, like duckweed on running water, without roots anywhere, can only drift with the current, wherever you go..."

"Hey!" This is what Ren Chuan said, but at this moment Ren Chuan can't stand such words, "Don't..."

His voice was very low, "Don't die, okay?"

Ren Chuan really fell in love with Jiang Huan, but Jiang Huan's liver cancer was at an advanced stage, and there were only a few days left.It's like the little prince who owns roses. There are only a few days left for the flowering period, and you can't see each other. After the flowering period, you can only hold the dry rose petals and kneel on the ground to recall the years in full bloom.

Ren Chuan looked at Jiang Huan, "What is your height and weight?"

"Ah?" Jiang Huan saw that he was sad and planned to comfort him, but who would have thought that Ren Chuan would turn around, "Why do you ask this?"

"You tell me." Ren Chuan was very serious, "It's useful."

Jiang Huan leaned back, looking a little lazy, "186cm, 75kg."

He guessed, "You want to buy me clothes?"

"No." Ren Chuan took out his mobile phone, Jiang Huan couldn't imagine what he wanted to buy.

Ren Chuan told Meng Chun to prepare the coffin according to 186cm, 75kg, and make sure Jiang Huan can walk comfortably.

"Okay." Meng Chun replied quickly, "The style map will be sent to your email, please be sure to tell me which one you like, it is my honor to see you off."

"Thank you." Ren Chuan was also very polite, "If you talk about it again, your salary will be deducted."

Ren Chuan thought of something again, "Do you think you can buy the golden jade clothes?"

Meng Chun replied: "I can contact the auction house for you, but the golden jade clothes are all tailor-made, and they may not fit well."

By the way, I still have to ask about the size. Ren Chuan raised his head from the phone and looked at Jiang Huan, "How old are you?"

"28." Jiang Huan didn't understand why he asked the same question again, "Didn't I just say that?"

"No." Ren Chuan gestured, "I'm asking you, how old are you?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

Jiang Huan was dumbfounded, "Why do you ask this? Do you want to buy me underwear? I wear L."

Ren Chuan said solemnly, "It's useful."

The expression on Jiang Huan's face changed for a moment, "You want to buy me... a condom?"

"No." Ren Chuan was very serious, "I'm going to buy you things that you can't even imagine. They are all customized and comfortable."

It needs size, it needs to be customized, and it’s still comfortable. Jiang Huan was speechless for a moment, and a little blush appeared on his face, "This...isn't it good."

Isn't the jade dress rich enough? Ren Chuan couldn't think of anything wrong, "Hurry up, tell me the size."

"18cm." Jiang Huan told him secretly, looked around, afraid that others would hear, told Ren Chuan, "Hurry up, I really want to try."

Want to try? Are you so eager to die? Ren Chuan was a little confused, "Are you so anxious to die?"