The president is dying every day

Ren Chuan was so angry that his liver hurt. He had already drank too much alcohol, but when he was so angry and bloody, he became even more dizzy.

He put Juliet in the birdcage, one person and one bird confronted each other, "Say, why did you run away from home!"

Juliet Bird didn't even glance at him, and turned her head aside proudly.

Ren Chuan became even angrier, "Speak up! Didn't you just shout so happily!"

Juliet just wouldn't speak.

Ren Chuan was still a little sour in his heart. Sure enough, the bird was too big to stay? Juliet could tell whoever he liked, but Jiang Huan's parrot was his mother's.

"Macaws are not good-looking." Ren Chuan reasoned with Juliet, "Daddy will find you a better-looking wife."

Juliet flapped her wings and began to sing, "Let me fly free, you softly drunk—"

Ren Chuan turned on his mobile phone and showed Juliet a nude photo of a parrot, "The world of Huahua is so big, it's thanks to you to look for one, Dad will buy you Sannomiya Sixth Hospital!"

Juliet's voice grew louder, "The world is so dark, only you are so beautiful—"

It is no longer easy to use reason, Ren Chuan began to understand, "Dad fed you shit and pee, did you just abandon Dad?"

Juliet understood it this time, she nodded frantically, and even the singing was very appropriate to the occasion, "I'll send you away, thousands of miles away—"

Ren Chuan: "..."

The bird is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot!

He went to bed full of anger and rolled over and over on the bed, Jiang Huan was all to blame!Nothing good will happen if his mother meets him!Don't tell me you seduced yourself, but return the fucking bird that seduced him!

Routine!Everything is a routine!

Two houses next to each other, this one did not sleep, and the other did not sleep.

Jiang Huanhuai was full of excitement, thinking how could there be such a coincidence in this world, Romeo was rescued from a bird dealer when he participated in animal aid in college, and there happened to be a copy of "Romeo and Juliet" at hand. So it was named Romeo.

Who would have thought that Ren Chuan's bird was named Juliet.

The two birds together just make a Romeo and Juliet.

Does this mean that he and Ren Chuan are also a natural pair determined by God!

Jiang Huan tossed and turned on the bed, thinking of the days when Ren Chuan was squeezed into his arms. At that time, they were so poor that they couldn't afford such a big house. The two of them squeezed into the narrow hospital bed, hands and feet touching each other, chest to chest, Leave no gaps.

The temperature is fermenting, Jiang Huan's nose is touching the top of Ren Chuan's head, his fluffy hair is a little itchy, even the body wash has the same fragrance, with a touching body temperature.

Bow your head following the light breath, and you will see soft lips, fresh and tender, with stamens spit out.

The breaths of each other are intertwined, and it is no longer possible to tell whether it is a dream or reality, it is upside down and confused, only lust remains in the air.

Getting closer, getting closer, just when Jiang Huan was about to kiss him, a voice suddenly rang in his ears, "Good luck, I wish you good luck, good luck brings joy and love—! "

Jiang Huan was so frightened that he opened his eyes and woke up. He turned on the light and followed the sound to the balcony. Romeo saw him as if he saw the savior, and shouted, "My dear——!"

Ren Chuan's gray parrot stood on the balcony and sang affectionately, "Good luck comes, I wish you good luck, good luck brings joy and love—!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

He opened the birdcage, and Romeo jumped out all of a sudden, and it was going to be driven crazy. Juliet followed closely, chasing Romeo's ass, singing constantly, "Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck." Come to joy and love——!"

The bird feathers flew all over the sky, and the two parrots jumped up and down, chasing each other.

Jiang Huan had no choice but to knock on Ren Chuan's door.

It was late at night, Ren Chuan came to open the door a bit late, rubbing his eyes sleepily, "Damn it, who is it!"

Jiang Huan didn't know what to say, "That... your bird..."

He couldn't explain clearly, and looked at Ren Chuan, "Come and have a look at my house."

"Get out!" Ren Chuan was not fooled, "Tricked me to go to your house at night! You have no good intentions!"

With that, he slammed the door shut.

Jiang Huan: "..."

He is so wronged.

Jiang Huan was forced to listen to the good luck all night. Juliet's brain is probably only a little bit big, and he can only repeat singles. Both he and Romeo almost had a nervous breakdown, and each person and bird were forced to tremble.

In the morning, Juliet calmed down, got into Romeo's birdcage, ate nuts, drank water, and regarded this as her own home.

Jiang Huan was carrying the birdcage, intending to seek justice from Ren Chuan, but just as he reached the door, there was a knock on the door.

When he opened the door, Ren Chuan was still panting. He and Jiang Huan exchanged glances, and then looked at the birdcage in his hand.

Jiang Huan had a bad feeling, "Then let me explain..."

"You're fucking shameless!" Ren Chuan snatched the cage, "You fucking stole my bird!"

The door was slammed shut again, holding back all Jiang Huan's unfinished words.

Jiang Huan: "..."

He wanted to cry a little.

Ren Chuan went home with the birdcage, took a lock and locked the door of the birdcage.

Juliet suffers from power politics, screaming in defiance, "The boss is cremated! The boss is cremated! The boss is cremated!"

Ren Chuan is like a parent in the old society, cutting off Juliet's dewy love with his own hands, "You can like anyone, but you can't like Jiang Huan's bird!"

Juliet struggled angrily, flapping her wings and bumping back and forth in the cage, fluffing out all the bird feathers.

"If you can't, then you can't." Ren Chuan blamed him for being ruthless, "You should give up your heart."

He left the birdcage in the living room to prevent the little lover from looking at each other on the balcony, and comforted Juliet in disguise, turning on the TV to play cartoons for it.

Juliet was about to explode into a ball, biting the lock on the birdcage with her mouth.

"Bite it." Ren Chuan is not afraid of it running away at all, if it can bite it off, it will be a ghost, "After it bites me off, I will open the wine bottle with you."

Suppressing the little goblin at home, Ren Chuan put on a suit and went to work in the company. Worried about the mental health of his eldest son, he posted an invitation to recruit relatives on the Internet, looking for female parrots that are suitable for marriage on the Internet. He has both.

After working until [-] o'clock in the evening, when Ren Chuan came home, the TV was still on, under a miserable cold light, Juliet lay motionless at the bottom of the birdcage.

"Juliet!" Ren Chuan panicked and rushed forward, "Son!"

He hastily unlocked the outside of the birdcage, and as soon as he took Juliet out, it woke up in the next second, flapping its wings and flying!

Hold!Ren Chuan refused to believe that he was played by a bird, "Just wait for me!"

The balcony window was closed, and Juliet had nowhere to escape, so she was put back into the birdcage, this time with two more locks.

When it came to Juliet's marriage, Ren Chuan was extremely determined, "Don't even think about it."

He gave Juliet an ultimatum, "Look less at the messy birds outside."

There is no way to enter heaven and earth, and Juliet still has the last trick.

hunger strike.

After returning from get off work, Ren Chuan found that Juliet hadn't eaten a bite of the nuts in the birdcage, and didn't even drink water.

It just looks at Ren Chuan so resolutely and arrogantly, you human beings don't want me to bow my head!

Ren Chuan snorted and said, "If you don't eat, you don't eat, no one is afraid of anyone."

One person, one bird launched a peerless cold war.

One day passed, two days passed, three days passed...

Juliet was determined, and she really didn't want to eat a bite. She was visibly haggard, her feathers were not bright, and she was locked in the birdcage with her head drooping, and her thoughts were all about her Romeo.

Ren Chuan panicked.

"Son, son..." Ren Chuan held nuts in his hands, "Look at Dad."

He ate nuts in front of Juliet, "It's delicious! You have a taste."

When the nuts were brought to her mouth, Juliet turned her head away without even looking.

Ren Chuan became anxious, "Do you have to marry that macaw!"

On the fourth day, Juliet couldn't stand anymore, and fell to the bottom of the cage, dying, only breathing in, not out.

Ren Chuan had to take it to a veterinarian, give it a nutrient solution, and forcibly continue its life.

"It can't go on like this." The doctor looked at Ren Chuan, "If you don't eat, the nutrient solution won't last long."

Ren Chuan looked at Juliet on the hospital bed, his Adam's apple rolled up and down with difficulty, and finally decided to let go.

He took Juliet and knocked on Jiang Huan's door.

No longer the usual pride, Ren Chuan let go of all his self-esteem, and the few tens of seconds he waited for the door to open was the most difficult moment in his life.

Jiang Huan opened the door, unexpectedly it was Ren Chuan.

He asked, "Is there something wrong?"

"I..." Ren Chuan didn't know how to speak, and drew circles on the ground with his toes, "Then what, can you..."

"...Let your bird and my bird have a blind date."

Jiang Huan looked at the dying Juliet in his hand, and now he understood everything.

It was no longer the time for Ren Chuan to slap his face, Jiang Huan trembled all of a sudden.

He slightly raised the corners of his mouth, and his voice was a little condescending, "Heh——"

"beg me."

Ren Chuanxin said don't go too far, pointing at him, "You—"

Jiang Huan looked at him leisurely, "Huh?"

Thinking about it, his son's life was more important, Ren Chuan lowered his head, buzzing like a mosquito, "Please..."

"I didn't hear it." Jiang Huan took revenge at this moment, "Speak louder."

"Fucking please!" Ren Chuan yelled, "Let's do this!"

Jiang Huan glanced at him, "Is this your attitude?"

Ren Chuan was pushed to the extreme, and his voice softened, pitifully, "Brother, please."

Jiang Huan's heart was instantly reassured by the sound of "Brother", and his anger eased. He opened the door and said, "Come in."

They opened the birdcage and put Juliet in it. When Romeo saw Juliet, his fur all over his body exploded, "Ga——!"

Once Juliet entered the birdcage, it was like swimming a fish into the water. Her weak body forcefully exerted strength, and she flapped her wings and stood beside Romeo, combing Romeo's feathers with her beak.

The two masters stood together and thought of a serious question at the same time.

Ren Chuan and Jiang Huan almost said in unison, "Is Juliet/Romeo male or female?"

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