The president is dying every day

Since that night, Ren Chuan has always avoided Jiang Huan.

That was the first time he was pressed under the body to vent his desire.

He panicked, he was afraid, and he really realized that Jiang Huan was not the soft and weak boyfriend he used to be.

He is an untamed beast, with fangs and teeth that suck blood.

Fortunately, he had to work every day, and Jiang Huan was almost exhausted, and he didn't have such a strong desire, and he was safe and sound these few nights.

After a thousand catties of corn are taken back, they need to be threshed and dried.

The only tool capable of threshing is a borrowed hand-cranked thresher. Ren Chuan moved a small bench every day, sat in the yard, put the corn into it one by one, and then threshed by hand.

Jiang Huan was responsible for picking the remaining corn and transporting it back basket by basket.

They are busy, just like ordinary young couples in the countryside. One is outside the home and the other is inside. Now they can almost adapt to the life in the countryside, and everything is in order.

After working all morning, Ren Chuan stretched his waist, got up and walked around, moving his arms and legs.

The two pigs have been brought back from the neighbor's pigsty, and Ren Chuan even gave them very nice names, one is Zhu Kaifeng and the other is Cui Minghao.

"Good boy." Ren Chuan touched the pig's head, "Don't run away next time, you know?"

"Zhu Kaifeng" and "Cui Minghao" hummed and ignored him at all.

At the same time, at the entrance of the village:

Zhu Kaifeng wore a pair of black pants on his face, dragged his suitcase, and looked around while walking, "Damn it, Chuan'er is fucking real!"

Cui Minghao still had a cold expression, as if everyone owed him money, "You have to know, it's very difficult for me to ask for leave once. If Ren Chuan hadn't played so well, I wouldn't have come with you."

"Oh, I know I know!" Zhu Kaifeng put his arms around his shoulders, "Our Dr. Cui has millions every minute!"

Cui Minghao slapped his hand down, committing a cleanliness problem, "Don't touch me."

Zhu Kaifeng didn't care, and saw a passing villager, "Auntie! Do you know which one in the village has a film crew making a documentary! It's the two presidents!"

The villagers showed them the way, "That's it! Turn in and you'll see it! The house with smoke coming from the roof!"

"Okay! Thank you!" Zhu Kaifeng dragged Cui Minghao to run quickly, "Let's go! Maybe we can eat some food!"

Ren Chuan was cooking pig food, and he filled the big, rotten pot into a bucket, before carrying it to the pigsty.

"Zhu Kaifeng" and "Cui Minghao" smelled the aroma of the rice, they both hummed and almost jumped out of the pigsty.

Ren Chuan filled the trough, "Okay, okay, don't worry, you two! Isn't this for you to eat!"

Zhu Kaifeng and Cui Minghao saw Ren Chuan's back from a long distance away. The two of them walked lightly and tiptoed over, wanting to surprise him!

Ren Chuan looked at the two pigs and suddenly yelled, "Oh! 'Zhu Kaifeng' don't grab 'Cui Minghao''s food! You eat your own!"

Zhu Kaifeng: "..."

Cui Minghao: "..."

The two pigs started to fight because of food grabbing, and Ren Chuan yelled, "Don't fight! You two don't fight anymore! 'Zhu Kaifeng' don't bite 'Cui Minghao''s ears! 'Cui Minghao' don't bother' Good luck to Kaifeng' head!"

Zhu Kaifeng glanced at Cui Minghao, not quite sure, "Is he... talking to a pig?"

Cui Minghao pushed his glasses, his eyes were filled with a dangerous cold light, "Hehe..."

Ren Chuan felt like he was hallucinating, and murmured to the pig, "It's strange, I seem to hear that bastard Zhu Kaifeng's voice."

Zhu Kaifeng: "..."

Cui Minghao was delighted to hear it, "You deserve it!"

Ren Chuan frowned, "Cui Minghao's clean freak is also there!"

Cui Minghao: "..."

Zhu Kaifeng was happy to hear and see: "You deserve it!"

"It must be because I'm too tired and haven't rested well." Ren Chuan rubbed his temples, picked up the rice bucket, and turned around——

Zhu Kaifeng and Cui Minghao smiled at him behind his back, their smiles were very creepy.

Ren Chuan: "..."

3 minutes later:

Ren Chuan ran all over the village with a rice bucket, jumping up and down, hiding here and there, at a speed comparable to that of a sow out of slaughter, "I was wrong——!"

Zhu Kaifeng and Cui Minghao chased after him with kitchen knives, "Stop for me—!"

"I was really wrong—!"

"Help me—!"

"Murdered—!"

"Jiang Huan, come and save me—!"

"Brother! Dad! Grandpa——!"

Jiang Huan knew nothing about all this. He walked home with a basket of corn on his back, took a look at the pigsty, and found that the trough was empty. He frowned, took off the basket on his body, and rubbed his shoulders. Entering the room, "Chuan'er! You didn't feed 'Zhu Kaifeng' and 'Cui Minghao'——!"

As soon as the door of the room was pushed open, three pairs of eyes looked over. Zhu Kaifeng and Cui Minghao stood aside, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, with a cold light shining. Ren Chuan knelt on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face. Xi.

Jiang Huan's hand that pushed the door froze in mid-air.

He took a step back and closed the door, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake."

Three seconds later, the door was opened again, and the three pairs of eyes in the room looked over again.

Zhu Kaifeng and Cui Minghao showed extremely kind smiles on their faces, "It's all here, why are you going? What did you just shout for?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

He rushed out the door immediately, "I'm sorry, Chuan'er! Let's go first—!"

In less than 10 minutes, Mr. Jiang was caught and knelt on the ground with Mr. Ren, with his head bowed. He was punched around his eyes, making his eyes blue.

"Wrong." Ren Chuan took the initiative to admit his mistake in order to avoid being beaten, "Fathers! I was wrong!"

Cui Minghao snorted coldly, "I don't have to rent a house for a day."

Zhu Kaifeng looked at the camera crew, "Is everything recorded?"

filming team:"……"

To nod, or not to nod?

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" Ren Chuan got up from the ground, shaking Cui Minghao's cuff, like a child coquettishly, "You two are the best!"

"It's just..." Jiang Huan also took the opportunity to stand up, "It's not good to come from a long distance, and to face each other with swords..."

Cui Minghao and Zhu Kaifeng stared at Jiang Huan at the same time, "What are you doing, kneel down!"

Jiang Huan had no choice but to kneel obediently, "..."

"I just miss you two so much." Ren Chuan explained bluntly, "That's why I gave the pig..."

Cui Minghao looked at him coldly, "Why don't you go back and kneel."

Ren Chuan immediately made a zipper motion around his mouth, indicating that he would not say any more.

He ran back and forth to pour tea for the two, "Why are you here!"

"You don't even look at what you said." Cui Minghao sat down condescendingly, "Dating, living with Jiang Huan, and living with his mother, which one can make people feel at ease!"

Jiang Huan knelt on the ground and interjected, "Why can't you rest assured when you're with me!"

"Shut up!" Zhu Kaifeng scolded, "Do you have a share in talking!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

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"You guys are too sudden..." Ren Chuan didn't expect them to fly all the way from Beijing, changing trains and then cars, "We were not prepared..."

"It's just that you don't prepare anything." Cui Minghao snorted coldly, "How else would you know that you 'miss' us so much?"

Ren Chuan's eyes turned wildly, "Then what..."

He picked up the kettle on the stove and poured tea for the two of them, "Drink more hot water, it's good for your health."

Zhu Kaifeng even abandoned his sister, and Cui Minghao even left his patients behind and came all the way. The three of them hadn't had a party for a long time, so they got together and chatted passionately, and they didn't know when it would be dark.

Ren Chuan glanced at the sky, "Ah, it's time to cook, I'll go..."

"Where are you going?" Cui Minghao glanced at Jiang Huan condescendingly, "Aren't you going to cook?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

Ren Chuan had something to say, "That... or me..."

"What do boyfriends eat!" Zhu Kaifeng also raised his voice, the two of them came here to support Ren Chuan, "Our Chuan'er is a baby lump, and our fingers don't touch the spring water!"

What Ren Chuan wants to say is that if Jiang Huan cooks, no one in the whole house can survive, "Don't let him do it, it's me..."

Cui Minghao looked at Jiang Huan again, "Are you still waiting for someone to invite you? Hurry up!"

Jiang Huan finally saw his position clearly, and twitched his nose, "Let's go now."

"Today is New Year's Eve, let's eat dumplings." Zhu Kaifeng reminded him, "The three of us love pork and cabbage!"

Jiang Huan nodded resignedly, rolled up his sleeves, kneaded the noodles, and adjusted the stuffing.

Seeing him poisoning so seriously, Ren Chuan really didn't dare to move.

"Then what..." Ren Chuan looked at the two boys helplessly, "You two chose the road, so you must hold on for a while."

"It's okay." Zhu Kaifeng put his arms around Ren Chuan's shoulders and whispered to him, "It doesn't matter whether he cooks well or not. We mainly support you. What effect do you want in a while? Is it smashing the plate? Do it, or reward him with fame?"

"I'm looking for a boyfriend, not a slave." Ren Chuan kindly reminded the two of them, "Be careful when eating dumplings later, don't chew them, it's best to swallow them directly."

After working for nearly an hour, the steaming white flour dumplings came to the table. Jiang Huan, with some flour on his face, brought the dumplings happily, "Come on!"

Just as Jiang Huan picked up the chopsticks and was about to sit down on the table, Cui Minghao flew over with a sharp glance, "Are you told to sit down?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

Zhu Kaifeng also patted the table, "Squat down and eat!"

Jiang Huan rose up, "You are too..."

Cui Minghao pushed his glasses, "Huh?"

Jiang Huan: "...so caring, how did you know that my butt hurts and I can't sit on a stool."

He aggrievedly picked up the chopsticks and squatted aside.

Ren Chuanxin said that the two of you bullied my husband so much to let you know the dangers of society. He picked up a dumpling for Cui Minghao and Zhu Kaifeng, with a smile on his face, "Hurry up! Eat while it's hot!"

Zhu Kaifeng and Cui Minghao ate the dumplings into their mouths ignorantly. As soon as they chewed, they both froze.

Ren Chuan looked at the two of them, "How is it? Is it delicious?"

Zhu Kaifeng: "..."

Cui Minghao: "..."

The two of them rushed out the door at the same time: "Whoa!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

He was furious, "Is it so unpalatable!"

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