Dressed as the hero Bai Yueguang, I defeated the villain

"What, the young man has taken a fancy to my Qingmei? If you like it, you have to hurry up, Qingmei is very popular."

I haven't answered yet, only to hear a crisp "click" from the side.

Xing Yu threw the crushed plastic cup into the trash can, and said with a grim expression, "Sorry, I've been a little angry recently."

The old doctor turned around and tidied up the beds in the room, he laughed and said: "Young man, you should drink more honeysuckle if you are angry, but if you are, you should add some baking soda."

"why?"

The old doctor motioned me to lie on the bed, and he did not forget to glance at Xing Yu: "Get rid of the vinegar smell."

……

I was lying on the bed, and the old doctor first pressed my waist lightly, asked me some questions about how I felt and the frequency of my recent dance practice, and then put down his hands: "New injuries and old injuries, but they are not very serious. You can get better with acupuncture and moxibustion, but recently you need to use your waist less."

"Be careful what you say in the future, try not to hurt his waist." The old man suddenly turned his head and said to Xing Yu.

Both Xing Yu and I were stunned for a long while, apparently unable to react: "What does my waist have to do with him?"

The old man glanced up and down our eyes with indescribable eyes, and found that neither of us had reacted, and said bitterly: "As for the matter on the bed, you are quite weak, pay attention."

I:……

Xing Yu paused for a long time, then replied sullenly: "Understood."

How dare you promise? Hey!

It was already night when it was over, and we were smoked for more than four hours, making us feel as if we were soaked in herbs, but after a long time, the effect was much better. When I came out, there was no pain in my waist anymore.

The old doctor and Qingmei sent us to the door, as if playing a prank, the old doctor also deliberately told us: "Be careful about your waist."

This sentence successfully made the faces of the two of us turn red again, and the embarrassment that had disappeared surged up again at this moment.

Fortunately, it was dark at night, so I couldn't see the burnt face of the other party clearly.

Xing Yu walked in front with his head down, pretending to be looking at his mobile phone, the bright light on the screen shone slightly in the night, I was a little embarrassed at the back and didn't know where to start, but when I saw him anxiously scrolling through the WeChat interface all the time. When I refreshed and refreshed repeatedly, I couldn't help laughing.

I bowed my head and sent him a message: "Don't look back."

A red dot popped up on Xing Yu's cell phone, he was really obedient and didn't look back.

I took a run-up and jumped on his back. He was shivered suddenly by me, and he staggered two steps, but he still held on.

I stuck to his ear and asked with a smile, "Am I sinking?"

"Shen." Xing Yu replied very honestly, but put his arms around my body, without any intention of letting me go.

I continued to move on his back recklessly: "You can also carry Shen's words, anyway, I won't come down."

"it is good."

He responded softly, looking from this angle, the dim light on the path shone on his side face, his curly long eyelashes drooped slightly, casting a shadow under his eyelids, the shadow contained his reflection Eyes staring at Xinghe and the tenderness in them that lingers for a long time.

"If you want, I can always carry you behind my back."

Diary of a young couple

1.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

Today the two of us went to Jiangnan, which is indeed the most affluent place in the country, and it really is magnificent. If it is placed in modern times, this is the gap between the deep mountains and old forests and Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou.Even the girls here are better-looking than those in other places. They are fair-skinned and beautiful, watery, with a graceful figure, slender waist and straight shoulders, tsk tsk tsk.

Ahem, but my boyfriend is watching, so I still have to restrain myself.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Yan Shijun glued his eyes to other girls again, pretending that I don't exist?Um?

Forget it, don't be angry, I promised him not to get angry casually, and I can't break my promise.

Since he makes me unhappy, I will let him taste vinegar tomorrow.

2.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

When I went out today, I really came back full of anger: Are those girls on the street unmarried?

Do you have to glue your eyes to my boyfriend?

How dare you come forward to give a sachet?

Sachet!

This is one of the necessary tokens of love in ancient times!

And is Shen Chichuan a fool?

Dare to accept the sachet from other girls?

I have already instructed the waiter in the shop to spread a quilt for him in the corridor outside. If he doesn't give me an explanation today, I won't let him in through the door of the room!

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Today, I deliberately took the little girl's sachet in front of him, and it was so refreshing to see him so angry.

Oh, let you see the girl ignore me yesterday.

well?Why is there a quilt here?

no?Play off?

lady!I was wrong, open the door——

3.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

In the past few days, I have visited all the places I can play. If there is no new fun, it will be boring.

The resident next door went to the brothel for a night of flirting before returning. He heard him thumping like he broke something, and scolded the waiter at the top of his voice. It was really noisy.

By the way, brothel?

It seems that I haven't really seen it before.

But... I climbed out of the bed and took a furtive glance at Shen Chichuan, who was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.

To do this kind of thing, you have to hide it from your boyfriend first.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

The swinger next door is at it again, making it impossible to sleep.

Just thinking about it, Yan Shijun suddenly got off the bed, ran up to me secretly, and stared at me for a long time without making a sound, frowning.

With his expression, he didn't need to guess, but he was planning to do something bad.

My wife really doesn't stop.

4.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

Today I thought of a perfect plan: tell Shen Chichuan that my silver needle is broken, and ask him to go to the west of the city to get a new one, and then I will find an excuse to go to the east of the city for medical treatment, and then take the opportunity to sneak to the brothel to have a look...

Absolutely!

My clever brain.

I swear I'm just curious and nothing else!

However, just as I entered, before I even took a closer look at the main hall of the brothel, and before those colorful girls got close to me, I was pulled out by the collar with one hand.

Turning my head, my boyfriend who was supposed to be in the west of the city appeared in front of me with a gloomy face.

It's over, what do you do if you are caught by your boyfriend and entered the brothel?

Waiting online, very anxious.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Heh, let me go to the west of the city to get a silver needle early this morning, and go to the east of the city to see a doctor by myself, can this kind of excuse be made up?

Yan Shijun, oh Yan Shijun, you haven't been tired these few nights, you just want to run around during the day, right?

How dare you enter the brothel?

It's my husband's fault, because my husband hasn't satisfied you these few days.

Tonight, you wait.

5.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

Three days... I swear that I will never do such a deadly thing as entering a brothel out of curiosity again.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Sure enough, the lady should serve in this way to be honest.

6.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

We met Bai Qing and Li Zhe today. To be precise, if we hadn't met with injustice, the two of them would have been dragged into the backyard by the noble gentry to be concubines.

Sure enough, good-looking, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, it is not safe.

After experiencing life and death, besieged by the dead and begging all the way, the two of them have become completely different.Bai Qing has grown a lot taller, and because he hasn't eaten enough, he is so thin that only his bones remain.As for Li Zhe, now he has also turned into a disheveled and dirty appearance, so he doesn't have the appearance of the playboy young master back then.

Bai Qing lay in my arms and cried all night, Li Zhe...under the murderous gaze of Shen Chichuan, he was aggrieved and cried all night in the corner by himself.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Li Zhe is back? !

This kid actually dares to lean into Yan Shijun's arms?

This is to death.

Then, should I wipe his neck directly tomorrow or is it better to poison him?

Otherwise, just borrow a sack, put him in it and throw him into the deep mountains and old forests.

7.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

We are preparing to settle down in Jiangnan. Shen Chichuan used the remaining money to scrape together a facade and opened a small medical clinic. There are only four of us running errands and seeing a doctor. Although there are few people, we are still a family. up.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Isn't it a two-person world?

Why are we carrying two tow bottles? ! ! !

I simply packed up and threw both of them into the deep mountains and old forests.

8.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

Li Zhe was so clumsy that he wanted to collect herbs, Bai Qing complained, but after standing in the hall for a while, he shook off the rag, and followed uprightly.

I was basking in the sun at the door, watching Bai Qing running long legs to catch up with Li Zhe, the two of them put their heads together and didn't know what to say.Seeing Bai Qing dodge quickly, Li Zhe immediately raised his foot and kicked over, and the two of them fought together again.

Bai Qing is also 15 years old, his face already has the outline of a mature and handsome man, without losing the unique youthful temperament of a teenager.Although Li Zhe was a few years older than him, because he was raised as a young master since he was a child, he was not much more mature than him.

I looked at their backs as they went away, and smiled like an old mother: Bai Qing and Li Zhe——

If they don't have a leg, I'll be lip-to-mouth with the sow.

Sure enough, within a few days, I ran into two people secretly holding hands in the backyard.

Alas, the sour smell of love.

Forget it, go find my own boyfriend.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

After my observations over the past few days, this kid, Bai Qing, probably liked Li Zhe and didn't run away.

For the method of destroying two light bulbs, the most effective way is to let the two light bulbs automatically make a pair.

After my persuasion, encouragement and assists with indirect attacks and precise straight shots, I finally made the two into a pair.

Ah, finally no one disturbs my wife and I.

9.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

Shen Chichuan, you idiot!

Today I told him that in the modern world, there are boyfriends who put proposal rings in cakes or ice cream for their partners in order to create romance.

I told him this story so he could learn to create a romance for me, instead of asking me if this was unhygienic and then telling me a whole bunch of food poisoning hazards!

It's over, is there anyone to accept the boyfriend who can't turn his head around, and sell it at a low price.

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

Yan Shijun told me the romantic story of their world today, did he really think that I couldn't see what his purpose was?

Don't you just want me to put a ring in the food to give him a romance?

Forget it, I'm still pretending to be confused, seeing how anxious and angry he is is really cute.

10.

【Yan Shijun's Diary】

Today, on a whim, Shen Chichuan personally cooked steamed buns and made meals. Although he didn't know the taste, the appearance was actually pretty good!

When the boyfriend cooks, of course you have to give face, not only to eat, but also to eat, take this opportunity to motivate him, so that he can cook more in the future.

I picked up a steamed bun and bit down happily, only to hear my mandibular joint click, and then a hard thing appeared in my mouth.

I dislocated my jaw joint and it was so painful that tears came out.

Spit out the hard unknown object and found it was a small ring.

Who the hell put the ring in the steamed buns——

【Shen Chichuan's Diary】

A few days ago, my wife said that their boyfriends in that world would hide rings in cakes or ice cream, but I have never seen what cakes and ice cream are.

Just when I was at a loss, my eyes fell on the steamed buns on the table.

This should be about the same.

But the lady didn't show a hint of happiness. He said that I was not romantic at all.

Even in the dead of night, when the lady was in the room applying ice to the jaw that had just been reset, I still felt so stubborn that I was right.

I am right, I firmly believe in this truth, and I will never bow my head!

Whoops, this washboard is so hard, it hurts my knees.

[The author has something to say: purely brain hole, happy moment.

Flowers are over! 】