People told me that there are no free stories in the world!Prepared these grains today, and told stories to me, one family counts, and each family tells a story. If the story is well told, I will reward you with a stone of rice! "
A stone of rice is more than 100 catties, which is enough for an old family to eat for a month. The crowd started to make noise, listening to the adult's funny talk, and some people interrupted: "What story does the adult want to hear!"
Cheng Mo: "Naturally, I want to hear some interesting affairs."
The crowd burst into laughter, and the more they gathered, the more the policemen could not stand.
With a wave of Cheng Mo's hand, the shopkeeper of the rice shop understood, and brought out a large table, laying paper and pens on it.
Cheng Mo: "Whether the story is good or not depends on you. There are a lot of rice."
The crowd was noisy for a while, and one person raised his hand: "I'm coming!"
The young man blushed and told a story about a romantic, talented, and beautiful woman. You could tell that he was making it up. At the end of the story, the crowd was still unimpressed. into the ground.
Tianyi wrote down the young man's name, and the person who greeted the rice shop brought a stone of rice. The young man's lean body was as strong as cotton, and his eyes were shining brightly: "Thank you, sir, thank you, God bless you!"
There are people who are more active after the beginning, rushing to the top, and telling stories of all kinds, some high-level, and some vulgar ones, but Cheng Mo did not break his promise, and the stories were told until dark, a full 190 In this story, the detectives in the middle couldn't stand it and ran away early.
At the end of the crowd, only one old man remained. He stood far away, looking at Cheng Mo's table. Although Dengzhou is near the sea, it is winter after all, and it is still a bit cold at night. Tianyi took you down with the last stone.
Cheng Mo took out some scraps of silver and handed them to the shopkeeper: "You've worked hard today, and these are my brothers' wages. Take the car back."
The shopkeeper nodded again and again: "In the future, I will rely on adults to take care of me."
The carriage disappeared without a trace, and Cheng Mo walked up to the old man: "Master Xu, do you still have a story?"
The young man's eyes were clear and he spoke politely. He didn't look like the Yingbin Building that day. He was about to open his mouth when he saw this man wave his hand: "My lord, let's go to another place."
It was too dark for those who were following them to see clearly. In the blink of an eye, the three people disappeared.He rubbed his eyes and pushed his companion: "Hey, did you see where they went?"
The companion was also confused like him: "Who was that old man just now?"
"Could it be those retired officials who made trouble?"
Just when the two were suspicious, an old man appeared on the street, picked up the rice, and walked away slowly.
"Oh, I'm dazzled. It's a waste of eyes to stare at this lord. If you don't pay attention, you will disappear."
"Okay, he must have gone home, go and watch at his door."
Mr. Xu only felt that there was a blur in front of his eyes, and he arrived at another place like flying through the clouds. The elder was deeply amazed and laughed for a long time.
Cheng Mo: "This is my foothold in Dengzhou, my lord entered the room and said."
Master Xu followed into the room, the room was arranged hastily, there was only one set of tea set on the table, the tea was cold, so naturally he couldn't entertain guests, Tian Yi got out of the kitchen and brought a small pot, gurgling and cooking pears with rock sugar.
Master Xu was interrupted several times.
Cheng Mo: "I know you are in a hurry, don't worry. Let's eat first and then talk."
Master Xu had no choice but to eat his fill.
"Master Cheng, few people would dare to listen to the old man's story."
"Master Xu dares to speak and I dare to listen."
Under the dim light, Elder Xu spoke in tears, about Cheng Yuan and Li Kun colluding with officials and businessmen, about how they expropriated a large amount of grain, and then sold it at a high price during the disaster year, about how they threatened retired officials like them, and searched for people's fat, It was disgusting to a certain extent, Tianyi's teeth itched, and the iron spoon for picking pears almost broke.
Cheng Mo sighed: "Aren't you afraid that I'm their accomplice?"
Elder Xu rubbed his tears: "I can see that the old man has been in the officialdom for many years, and you can tell the good from the bad by just looking at a pair of eyes. You are talking about listening to stories just to meet someone like me. "
Cheng Mo smiled: "Indeed, I can't look for you openly. If I go to look for you in the middle of the night, I'm afraid I will be beaten out as a thief."
Mr. Xu: "What you give is not silver taels or anything else. It is the food that the people of Dengzhou need most. I know you don't really want to hear the story, you want to make them feel better."
Cheng Mo sighed that the old man was smart.
Master Xu: "But I can see that those people won't miss it, you have to be careful."
Cheng Mo: "Don't worry, I have my own way."
Master Xu: "I'm relieved if you have such an idea. I'll collect some evidence after I go back, so that I can overthrow them."
Cheng Mo waved his hand and became serious: "Listen to me, my lord. These two people are long-lived insects. They need to be hit seven inches. Otherwise, if they miss, they will let the tiger go back to the mountain. You must not act again."
Master Xu patted the table: "They still dare to kill me."
Cheng Mo said solemnly: "Otherwise, how did the previous judges die, my lord?"
Master Xu was stunned, thought for a while and said, "I can't just do nothing."
Cheng Mo smiled: "My lord has worked very hard all his life as an official, now that he is retired and still has so many old friends, you should move around more."
Master Xu understood, and stroked his beard: "You are still a young man with a bright mind, okay, I will write it down."
It is inevitable that this old man was murdered as soon as he left the house, Cheng Mo sent him off personally, Master Xu arrived home in a cloud of mist, and there was still a stone of rice...
I haven't been a boss for many years
"He smashed the Silver Hook Gambling House?" Li Kun frowned, Duan Wu's face was still swollen, and he was in burning pain.
"The little boy next to him is a master of kung fu, those of us can't do anything to them at all."
Li Kun: "How is the news that I asked you to check?"
Shopkeeper Diao: "I've checked, this lord's family has been businessmen for three generations, and with some money, he used some means to buy an official in his family. As a result, I don't know what kind of shit luck I have had in the past few years when I was an official. If he doesn’t find the murderer, he spends money to buy it, and when his political achievements improve, he is transferred to Kaifeng, and then to us.”
Duan Wu: "He smashed the Silver Hook Gambling House yesterday and went to the street to distribute rice. He said he liked to listen to stories. It looks like he used money from my gambling shop! This is not right, the owner of the shop can't take it lightly."
Li Kun closed his eyes: "When he came to Dengzhou, there was only one girl by his side. Could it be that this girl is capable?"
Shopkeeper Diao: "It's not impossible. If he dares to come to Dengzhou to take office, he must have confidence in his heart."
Li Kun: "Yan Dong, try her when you have time, and see how capable that girl is."
As usual, the new General Judge is a fool. He goes for a stroll every day and buys a bunch of things he sees interesting. This person likes to hear compliments. If anyone tells him that he is happy, he will be extra generous, either by giving him rice noodles or vegetables and meat. Therefore, within two days, everyone in Dengzhou knew about this wonderful gentleman, who would cause screams every time he went out, and the crowd rushed upwards.
Cheng Yuan couldn't see it: "Master Cheng, how did you do this?"
Cheng Mo smiled happily: "Your Excellency Cheng doesn't know something. It's really good for the people to feel good about this official. Only when the people feel good can the officials feel good, and the official can become higher and higher."
Cheng Yuan was heartbroken, it's really rare to buy a good one with money like this, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to have such a prodigal thing in the family.
Cheng Yuan: "Master Tongju, do you have any arrangements for these few days?"
Cheng Mo: "I've seen a lot of local customs and customs. Dengzhou is a good place, but the food is not good enough. I'll buy a cook over in a few days."
Cheng Yuan: "..."
The magistrate of the state loves and hates the magistrate for not doing his job properly. Since this magistrate has come, the whole yamen has eaten well. Just say a good word to the majesty and you can get a handful of melon seeds or various snacks. The little girl always carried a small basket and could always take out some gadgets. Everyone lamented that it was a miracle that this person was still not fat after eating and drinking.
Tianyi was making some new tricks on the stove, while Cheng Mo sat on the ponytail: "Tianyi, still eat~"
Tianyi is serious: "The landlord can't be an official all the time, and the business in the building can't be left behind. These are new tricks that are going to be launched. You were lazy and refused to eat them before, and you are not busy this time. You have to eat them to see if they are good or bad. Come."
Cheng Mo stared at the sky speechlessly: "You wait for Mr. Bao and the others to come and feed them."
Tianyi stopped rolling the dough: "Master Bao, are they coming?"
Cheng Mo: "I received their letter from Feige. It is said that the fake official coins have been found and have something to do with the Dengzhou Xiang Army. Calculate the date and it should arrive in two or three days."
Tianyi smiled and said: "Master Bao and the others are here, you can rest."
Cheng Mo rolled his eyes: "When they come, they will have nothing to play, and our daily gambling shop will be ruined in one visit."
Tianyi thought of that unlucky Duan Wu: "We won him more than 5000 taels back and forth, and if we go again, I'm afraid he will open the door and let the dogs go."
Cheng Mo: "Whether he dares to let the dog go or not depends on whether the people behind him can sit still."
"This Silver Hook Gambling House is Li Kun's property, I'm afraid he is a little anxious."
Cheng Mo: "Put away your gadgets, let's go to Four Seas Villa."
Duan Wu cried and complained, Li Kun had one head and two big ones, Yan Dong was in a particularly good mood, shopkeeper Diao hurried up to Li Kun.
"Master, this person is not right."
Li Kun held his forehead: "What's wrong?"
Shopkeeper Diao: "This man opened an account in the bank and deposited 1000 taels."
Li Kun raised his eyebrows: "He won money in my gambling shop and then deposited it in my bank? Is this a gesture of favor?"
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A stone of rice is more than 100 catties, which is enough for an old family to eat for a month. The crowd started to make noise, listening to the adult's funny talk, and some people interrupted: "What story does the adult want to hear!"
Cheng Mo: "Naturally, I want to hear some interesting affairs."
The crowd burst into laughter, and the more they gathered, the more the policemen could not stand.
With a wave of Cheng Mo's hand, the shopkeeper of the rice shop understood, and brought out a large table, laying paper and pens on it.
Cheng Mo: "Whether the story is good or not depends on you. There are a lot of rice."
The crowd was noisy for a while, and one person raised his hand: "I'm coming!"
The young man blushed and told a story about a romantic, talented, and beautiful woman. You could tell that he was making it up. At the end of the story, the crowd was still unimpressed. into the ground.
Tianyi wrote down the young man's name, and the person who greeted the rice shop brought a stone of rice. The young man's lean body was as strong as cotton, and his eyes were shining brightly: "Thank you, sir, thank you, God bless you!"
There are people who are more active after the beginning, rushing to the top, and telling stories of all kinds, some high-level, and some vulgar ones, but Cheng Mo did not break his promise, and the stories were told until dark, a full 190 In this story, the detectives in the middle couldn't stand it and ran away early.
At the end of the crowd, only one old man remained. He stood far away, looking at Cheng Mo's table. Although Dengzhou is near the sea, it is winter after all, and it is still a bit cold at night. Tianyi took you down with the last stone.
Cheng Mo took out some scraps of silver and handed them to the shopkeeper: "You've worked hard today, and these are my brothers' wages. Take the car back."
The shopkeeper nodded again and again: "In the future, I will rely on adults to take care of me."
The carriage disappeared without a trace, and Cheng Mo walked up to the old man: "Master Xu, do you still have a story?"
The young man's eyes were clear and he spoke politely. He didn't look like the Yingbin Building that day. He was about to open his mouth when he saw this man wave his hand: "My lord, let's go to another place."
It was too dark for those who were following them to see clearly. In the blink of an eye, the three people disappeared.He rubbed his eyes and pushed his companion: "Hey, did you see where they went?"
The companion was also confused like him: "Who was that old man just now?"
"Could it be those retired officials who made trouble?"
Just when the two were suspicious, an old man appeared on the street, picked up the rice, and walked away slowly.
"Oh, I'm dazzled. It's a waste of eyes to stare at this lord. If you don't pay attention, you will disappear."
"Okay, he must have gone home, go and watch at his door."
Mr. Xu only felt that there was a blur in front of his eyes, and he arrived at another place like flying through the clouds. The elder was deeply amazed and laughed for a long time.
Cheng Mo: "This is my foothold in Dengzhou, my lord entered the room and said."
Master Xu followed into the room, the room was arranged hastily, there was only one set of tea set on the table, the tea was cold, so naturally he couldn't entertain guests, Tian Yi got out of the kitchen and brought a small pot, gurgling and cooking pears with rock sugar.
Master Xu was interrupted several times.
Cheng Mo: "I know you are in a hurry, don't worry. Let's eat first and then talk."
Master Xu had no choice but to eat his fill.
"Master Cheng, few people would dare to listen to the old man's story."
"Master Xu dares to speak and I dare to listen."
Under the dim light, Elder Xu spoke in tears, about Cheng Yuan and Li Kun colluding with officials and businessmen, about how they expropriated a large amount of grain, and then sold it at a high price during the disaster year, about how they threatened retired officials like them, and searched for people's fat, It was disgusting to a certain extent, Tianyi's teeth itched, and the iron spoon for picking pears almost broke.
Cheng Mo sighed: "Aren't you afraid that I'm their accomplice?"
Elder Xu rubbed his tears: "I can see that the old man has been in the officialdom for many years, and you can tell the good from the bad by just looking at a pair of eyes. You are talking about listening to stories just to meet someone like me. "
Cheng Mo smiled: "Indeed, I can't look for you openly. If I go to look for you in the middle of the night, I'm afraid I will be beaten out as a thief."
Mr. Xu: "What you give is not silver taels or anything else. It is the food that the people of Dengzhou need most. I know you don't really want to hear the story, you want to make them feel better."
Cheng Mo sighed that the old man was smart.
Master Xu: "But I can see that those people won't miss it, you have to be careful."
Cheng Mo: "Don't worry, I have my own way."
Master Xu: "I'm relieved if you have such an idea. I'll collect some evidence after I go back, so that I can overthrow them."
Cheng Mo waved his hand and became serious: "Listen to me, my lord. These two people are long-lived insects. They need to be hit seven inches. Otherwise, if they miss, they will let the tiger go back to the mountain. You must not act again."
Master Xu patted the table: "They still dare to kill me."
Cheng Mo said solemnly: "Otherwise, how did the previous judges die, my lord?"
Master Xu was stunned, thought for a while and said, "I can't just do nothing."
Cheng Mo smiled: "My lord has worked very hard all his life as an official, now that he is retired and still has so many old friends, you should move around more."
Master Xu understood, and stroked his beard: "You are still a young man with a bright mind, okay, I will write it down."
It is inevitable that this old man was murdered as soon as he left the house, Cheng Mo sent him off personally, Master Xu arrived home in a cloud of mist, and there was still a stone of rice...
I haven't been a boss for many years
"He smashed the Silver Hook Gambling House?" Li Kun frowned, Duan Wu's face was still swollen, and he was in burning pain.
"The little boy next to him is a master of kung fu, those of us can't do anything to them at all."
Li Kun: "How is the news that I asked you to check?"
Shopkeeper Diao: "I've checked, this lord's family has been businessmen for three generations, and with some money, he used some means to buy an official in his family. As a result, I don't know what kind of shit luck I have had in the past few years when I was an official. If he doesn’t find the murderer, he spends money to buy it, and when his political achievements improve, he is transferred to Kaifeng, and then to us.”
Duan Wu: "He smashed the Silver Hook Gambling House yesterday and went to the street to distribute rice. He said he liked to listen to stories. It looks like he used money from my gambling shop! This is not right, the owner of the shop can't take it lightly."
Li Kun closed his eyes: "When he came to Dengzhou, there was only one girl by his side. Could it be that this girl is capable?"
Shopkeeper Diao: "It's not impossible. If he dares to come to Dengzhou to take office, he must have confidence in his heart."
Li Kun: "Yan Dong, try her when you have time, and see how capable that girl is."
As usual, the new General Judge is a fool. He goes for a stroll every day and buys a bunch of things he sees interesting. This person likes to hear compliments. If anyone tells him that he is happy, he will be extra generous, either by giving him rice noodles or vegetables and meat. Therefore, within two days, everyone in Dengzhou knew about this wonderful gentleman, who would cause screams every time he went out, and the crowd rushed upwards.
Cheng Yuan couldn't see it: "Master Cheng, how did you do this?"
Cheng Mo smiled happily: "Your Excellency Cheng doesn't know something. It's really good for the people to feel good about this official. Only when the people feel good can the officials feel good, and the official can become higher and higher."
Cheng Yuan was heartbroken, it's really rare to buy a good one with money like this, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to have such a prodigal thing in the family.
Cheng Yuan: "Master Tongju, do you have any arrangements for these few days?"
Cheng Mo: "I've seen a lot of local customs and customs. Dengzhou is a good place, but the food is not good enough. I'll buy a cook over in a few days."
Cheng Yuan: "..."
The magistrate of the state loves and hates the magistrate for not doing his job properly. Since this magistrate has come, the whole yamen has eaten well. Just say a good word to the majesty and you can get a handful of melon seeds or various snacks. The little girl always carried a small basket and could always take out some gadgets. Everyone lamented that it was a miracle that this person was still not fat after eating and drinking.
Tianyi was making some new tricks on the stove, while Cheng Mo sat on the ponytail: "Tianyi, still eat~"
Tianyi is serious: "The landlord can't be an official all the time, and the business in the building can't be left behind. These are new tricks that are going to be launched. You were lazy and refused to eat them before, and you are not busy this time. You have to eat them to see if they are good or bad. Come."
Cheng Mo stared at the sky speechlessly: "You wait for Mr. Bao and the others to come and feed them."
Tianyi stopped rolling the dough: "Master Bao, are they coming?"
Cheng Mo: "I received their letter from Feige. It is said that the fake official coins have been found and have something to do with the Dengzhou Xiang Army. Calculate the date and it should arrive in two or three days."
Tianyi smiled and said: "Master Bao and the others are here, you can rest."
Cheng Mo rolled his eyes: "When they come, they will have nothing to play, and our daily gambling shop will be ruined in one visit."
Tianyi thought of that unlucky Duan Wu: "We won him more than 5000 taels back and forth, and if we go again, I'm afraid he will open the door and let the dogs go."
Cheng Mo: "Whether he dares to let the dog go or not depends on whether the people behind him can sit still."
"This Silver Hook Gambling House is Li Kun's property, I'm afraid he is a little anxious."
Cheng Mo: "Put away your gadgets, let's go to Four Seas Villa."
Duan Wu cried and complained, Li Kun had one head and two big ones, Yan Dong was in a particularly good mood, shopkeeper Diao hurried up to Li Kun.
"Master, this person is not right."
Li Kun held his forehead: "What's wrong?"
Shopkeeper Diao: "This man opened an account in the bank and deposited 1000 taels."
Li Kun raised his eyebrows: "He won money in my gambling shop and then deposited it in my bank? Is this a gesture of favor?"
刁
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