[The Patriarch of the Devil's Path Wang Envy's Colleagues] I'm so sad

Lan Wangji: "Follow me back to the quiet room."

Wei Wuxian followed that person, all the way, with cotton under his feet and fireworks exploding in his head.

Quiet room, Lan Zhan's dormitory, a private room that outsiders are never allowed to enter.Lan Zhan changes clothes, eats, and...a place to sleep every day.

If it's not a school day, what Yunshen doesn't know is a spare guest room. Why did Lan Zhan take me to the quiet room?In the dead of night, alone and widowed, in one room, shouldn't there be another bed?

Cough, if it's a bed, let's just have a bed for each bed, for a beautiful person like Lan Zhan, it's him who suffers.But what can two big men do on the same bed?Wouldn't it be like when you were a child with Jiang Cheng, wrestling and falling asleep after falling?

It's over, I don't understand anything.Do you want to touch and kiss the swastika first?Wouldn't it be a little too fast to share the bed without doing anything?

But I don't know anything, how to swastika, where to touch?Wouldn't it be too embarrassing if I did it wrong.Does Lan Zhan know?The old man doesn't have experience, does he?You won't touch others, will you?No, no, absolutely not, don't scare yourself.

Nie Huaisang, Nie Huaisang, why are your top-quality erotic palaces so monotonous? Why are there no two men?It's tacky and tasteless.Delay brother's lifelong event, let's see if I don't mess with your fans next time.

What to do, what to do, it's almost here.What am I going to do after I walk in?Be more enthusiastic, or more reserved?But I don't want to be reserved, do I need to pretend?

When should I undress?Are you going to take off your clothes?Should I take it off by myself? Do you want to help each other?If Lan Zhan wants to do something to me, should I cooperate, or should I cooperate?

"Wei Ying, Wei Ying."

Lan Wangji yelled twice, and the man behind him who was muttering to himself was awakened from the spring dream.Well, this kind of cranky thinking can be regarded as a spring dream.

"Huh? Lan Zhan, what did you just say?" Wei Wuxian was so nervous and guilty that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, he kept grinding the ground and pulling at the skirt of his clothes.

"I said that the things for grooming and hot water are here, what else do you need?" Lan Wangji pointed to the place where he put it just now, and repeated.

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm casual."

So~~~~~~~~, are you a sword (cheap), are you casual?Wei Wuxian, can you fucking pretend to have some face, you can say this kind of thing.But it's useless even if you scold yourself a hundred times in your heart, what you say is like splashing water.

Fortunately, Lan Wangji didn't seem to understand, so he said, "I'm in the cubicle, remember to call me if you need it." Without stopping for a moment, he turned around and left, with the tips of his red ears looming in his black hair.

gone?Lan Zhan actually walked to the cubicle just like that?One room and one bed, what are you thinking, Wei Wuxian.The old man blushed, wishing he could stuff himself into the Qiankun bag and tie the mouth shut.

Taking a splashy shower at the fastest speed, Wei Wuxian casually wrapped himself in a middle coat and got into the brocade quilt.He took a deep breath, it was so warm, soft and fragrant, it almost resembled Lan Zhan's embrace, barely an illusion.There was no sound at all in the cubicle. After falling asleep so fast, the old man must have been sleepy long ago.Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, you are such a beast, you dare to think that way about the pure and pure Second Young Master Lan.Don't you regret it, don't you feel ashamed, don't you repent?Also, a little lost?

can you sleep

Well, not only can I sleep, but I also sleep very fast and soundly.

The breathing here was just smooth and even, and the sound of tossing and turning came from the compartment.

The next morning, no, it was almost noon.The man just stretched his waist, barely opened his eyes, and thought: Oh no.Wei Wuxian, you have to have a lot of heart to sleep until the sun is up and down.You got up early to pay your respects, and now old man Lan has another reason to kick you out.

Wei Wuxian hurriedly got up, and the warm water towel and tooth powder for washing up by the bed were neatly arranged.An evil thought suddenly arises: If he is still alive in a few years in this life, no matter what, he will marry such a virtuous and beautiful Second Young Master Lan home as his wife.

Just as he was thinking sinfully, the beautiful and virtuous "daughter-in-law" walked in with a food box in his hands.

Lan Wangji glanced at Wei Wuxian, whose face was covered with water, and handed over the clean and soft white cloth towel.Asked softly: "Did you get used to sleeping last night?"

"I'm used to it, I'm used to it." I can't get used to it anymore, and if I get used to it, I should sleep until tomorrow afternoon.Wei Wuxian nodded hastily, and then asked guiltily, "Lan Zhan, is it too late to visit your uncle today?"

Lan Wangji was arranging the dishes in the food box on the table one by one. Hearing the voice of the man, he raised his head and stared at him seriously, and replied seriously: "It's okay. Brother and uncle went to Qinghe early in the morning. Come back, it’s not too late to go.”

"Really? My life is too good. I don't need to be punished, and I don't need to be kicked out. Hahaha" Wei Wuxian let out a long breath, his brows brightened immediately, and he couldn't help laughing wantonly .

"No." Lan Wangji calmly said, smiling enough.

"No what?" Wei WuXian casually tied his hair, jumped over and sat down and asked.

Lan Wangji handed over the bamboo chopsticks and said firmly, "There will be no punishment."

Wei Wuxian's hand that took the bamboo chopsticks stopped in mid-air, stunned for a moment.What does it mean that he will not be punished? Does it mean that he will not be punished if he makes a mistake in Yunshen?In a family based on rules like the Lan family, the little old man who handles punishment would actually say such words to him, which is equivalent to a deep and important promise.In addition to yesterday's "reported" and "hidden", this person has a calm and icy pretty face, and the words he utters are as heavy as weight, hot as a soldering iron, pressing Wei Wuxian's heart, Dispel the old blood accumulated since rebirth, and leave the clear imprint of sandalwood lingering.

Wei Wuxian's eyes were sore and sore, he rubbed his cuff with his cuff like a cover-up: "Lan Zhan, where did you find the food, it smells so spicy."

Lan Wangji held his sleeves with one hand, helped others with vegetables with the other, and wrote lightly, "Under the mountain."

"That Hunan restaurant?" Wei Wuxian managed to bring his attention back to the table full of bright red and spicy dishes, his mouth watering with excitement.The eyeballs rolled around twice, tilted his head and asked in a tone of voice: "Will there be more..."

"En." Lan Wangji calmly took out a small jar from the bottom layer of the food box, opened the paper seal, poured a cup and handed it over. "Appropriate amount, drinking too much will hurt your body."

Wei Wuxian took Tian Zixiao and downed it in one gulp, the sweet and lingering aroma of the wine burned from the corners of his lips all the way to his heart.Satisfied, he sighed: "Good wine." He didn't dare to ask any more. According to this posture, I'm afraid that even if he wanted flowers in the moon water that day, Second Young Master Lan would find a way to get them for him.Wei Wuxian didn't even dare to savor the heavy feelings that are about to come out. Rainbows are easy to disperse and glass is brittle. Things that are too beautiful don't last long, and he doesn't deserve them.

Satisfied with wine and food, Wei Wuxian reminded himself that if he continued to indulge, he might be like those kings in the barren dynasty, drowning in this light and thick satiation.

"Hey, Lan Zhan, what do you think about the Wen family's affairs?" After Lan Wangji was done tidying up, Wei Wuxian forcibly brought his thoughts and topics to the real business.

Lan Wangji put down the emerald teacup in his hand, thought for a while, and said in a deep voice, "A wolf is ambitious, ready to move."

"Second Master Lan, guess what this pack of wolves is going to do?" Wei Wuxian tapped his knuckles rhythmically on the table in turn.

Lan Wangji pursed his lips, and said seriously, "Knock the mountain to shake the tiger, and kill one to warn others."

Wei Wuxian nodded and said, "Yes, the Wen Sect doesn't yet have the strength to challenge hundreds of schools in one fell swoop, but there will definitely be some moves to scare the chickens and monkeys." After a pause, he raised his eyebrows and said, "In your opinion, Which mountain will Wen Ruohan knock on first?"

Lan Wangji's eyes darkened and said, "Yunshen doesn't know where to go."

Wei Wuxian asked: "How to knock?"

Lan Wangji pondered for a moment: "Hurt people, burn books."

good.Wei Wuxian praised secretly, talking to a sensible and intelligent person is such a labor-saving.Without showing any traces or revealing flaws, everything that should be said has been said, and the next thing to do is to do it.

The next day, the two discussed what they had heard during the hunt and their guesses with Lan Qiren and Lan Xichen, and quickly reached a consensus that they need to plan ahead and avoid disaster as soon as possible.

Everything went smoothly, almost advancing towards Wei Wuxian's most ideal direction, except for that one unexpected change.In the last life, Lan Xichen hurriedly fled with his collection of books amidst the raging chaos, but it was a sudden decision in a crisis.Now, with the deployment ahead of time, Lord Zewu, the lord of the Lan clan, would not agree to let him dodge first anyway.It was useless for everyone to take turns admonishing them, but a gentle sentence: "Since I perform the duties of the suzerain on behalf of my father, I will be the suzerain of the sect. In times of peace, everyone expects me to return. In times of crisis, why not take the lead."In the end, it was Lan Qiren who made the final decision: "Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian took the treasured books from Cangshuge to the Bieyuan first. Lan Qiren led his disciples to retreat into the Hantan Cave. Lan Xichen stayed behind and waited for Wen's visit."

Everything is ready, the only thing left is to escape.Wei Wuxian chose the nearest auspicious day in a serious manner, taking advantage of the dark night, he was about to sneak away with his beautiful family and ancient books of classics and history without anyone noticing.Clinker, on the eve of departure, suddenly a huge fire ignited from the Library Pavilion, and it was even more panicked than in the previous life.

At the same time, a group of Wen family monks wearing flame pattern school uniforms held torches and surrounded the mountains from all directions, and the leader was indeed Wen Xu.Just taking a look at that person, Wei WuXian suddenly felt as if five thunders struck his heart.

If it's really a wrong move, you will lose everything?