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Mussels always like to tease waterfowl on the surface of the water, repeatedly probing the edge of eating and being eaten. Finally, one day, the waterfowl couldn’t hold back anymore and wanted the meat of the mussel, but the mussel refused to give it. The waterfowl got angry and wanted to eat it. , I took off my pants and you told me that you are a good family? !I want to!The clam still refused, not only clamped the waterfowl's beak, but also said to the waterfowl: If you can't get your mouth out, you will starve to death!I can eat you when you starve to death!The waterfowl suddenly understood, it turned out that this good river mussel wanted to catch big fish!So the waterfowl said to the clam... Sorry, the waterfowl can't open its mouth, it can't say anything, so it didn't have a chance to tell the clam some facts... Finally, do you know what happened? "
"Go on." Wen Yize was a little curious. This story sounded like a fight between a snipe and a clam, but something seemed wrong.
"Finally the fisherman came, caught the mussel, set fire to it, roasted the mussel, dug up its flesh, cut it into slices, dipped it in sauce, and ate it."
"Where's the waterfowl?"
"Master, you are asking the right question! In fact, this is what the waterfowl has been trying to tell the mussels—originally, it only took a few seconds for you to be eaten by me, and death is not painful, but when my master comes, you will die." It’s even worse! The fisherman is the master of the waterfowl, and the master trains the waterfowl to catch river mussels and eat them. This story just wants to tell us to see the essence of everything through the appearance, and don’t let it go!”
Wen Yize paused for two or three seconds, then said, "Okay." There was a faint smile.
"Master, do you think the story I told is good, or the moral?"
"all good."
"Yeah, my master is indeed my master, but I just don't know if that river oyster got any inspiration from this story." Xu Canyang looked at the team channel, waiting with great anticipation for what Nightwatching would say.
"The clam is gone."
"what?"
"I left when I said yes, I think he should understand."
Xu Canyang cuts to YY again, and sure enough, only himself and the master are left in the room.
"Uh...Actually, I don't have to..."
"Well, it has nothing to do with you, I ate the mussels."
"..." Master, can you stop being serious.
☆, 52 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
Since Die Luoluo uploaded Junlin Tianxia and Bu Shuanzi's Wendou to the Internet, the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation was suddenly widely circulated as Shaolin's signature skill. Suddenly, the number of Shaolin players on major servers increased sharply, and Junlin Tianxia was even more popular. The majority of players joked that they formed a school of their own, called: Abnormal Flow.
There is no doubt that King's Landing is on fire.
Even Wendou, the tenth level of Myriad Realms, is also popular, attracting players from all walks of life to imitate this perverted flow, especially handicapped players. After being abused countless times in PVP, almost all of them have regained their confidence in Wendou. And the more perverted his hand-to-hand and clumsy style of play, it seems that he has been suppressed for a long time.
All this is due to Junlin Tianxia, and some people even established a gang called "Hand Disabled Alliance" to invite Junlin Tianxia to join the gang.Openly poaching the corner of the great god will naturally be ridiculed by the crowd, but what makes the players even more surprised is that King's Landing has already joined a gang called "New World". It turned out to be the person from Zhuochenxuan who was so red.
Oh!So here comes the problem!
Is the great god being green, or is the red so purple being green?
When Xu Canyang was browsing the forum, he mistakenly entered an edited post titled "Anecdotes Between Me and the Great God". At first he thought it was some gossip, but he didn't expect it to be a fanfiction.
More than 3 words, full of eloquence, all of which make people blush and heartbeat.
——Good apprentice, there is something I want to tell you...
——Good master, tell me, listen!
--I like you.
When Xu Canyang saw this, he couldn’t stand it anymore. The Great God would not call him a good apprentice, but only said "good", and I never said good master, only "Master is so kind", OOC, bad review warning!
Xu Canyang copied the link, and angrily threw it to Bai Yan to appreciate the wonderful article. Half an hour later, Bai Yan returned him a file package.
After opening it, Xu Canyang couldn't scold immediately.
There are more than three hundred articles, all of which are fanfictions about Hongchen and Hongmenyan, and the titles are even marked whether they are driving or not.
Miserable or Bai Yanmi!
"Absolutely! I have a pure master-student relationship with the Great God, and a pure friendship with Brother Fa. How can it be written like this?"
"Ask me? Who should I ask for the copyright for my [-] or so articles?"
The two of you talked bitterly about each other, and they talked for a long time before they finally got to the point.
"Have your parents agreed with you to go to the business school?"
"Hmm! I plan to go to the business school in a few days to step on the spot. When are you free?"
"Well……"
"Isn't it? You don't even have time to accompany your brother to see the future university?"
"That's not true, you don't know yet, do you? The Union Guild holds gatherings in City B every summer. If you want to come to City B, you can take advantage of this time."
"Ah..." As soon as Xu Canyang heard about the gathering, he immediately thought of the Great God, "Wouldn't it be possible to meet my master at the gathering?"
"It's quite affectionate to call you Master now, but don't be too happy. I heard that the Great God has never shown his face."
"Why? Wait... I heard? You haven't been there either?"
"You know me, games are games, life is life, there's no need to confuse them."
"Well...but if you don't go, I'm not interested in being alone..." Xu Canyang felt a little regretful, not only because of Bai Yan, but also because of the Great God.He is the most familiar with these two people in the entire guild, if they don't go, there is no reason for him to go.
"If you really want to go, I can accompany you."
"That's meaningless, my master won't go..."
"...Brother Ganqing is not as good as Master, right?" Bai Yan could tell, the regret in Xu Canyang's tone was clearly mostly due to the Great God.
"Master doesn't see you very often, we see you every day." Xu Canyang's reason is quite good.
"Don't talk to you, my lunch break is almost over, I just want to remind you, don't spread the word about the party in advance, the date has not yet been set, you can wait if you want to go, if it doesn't matter, just tell me the date, I will ask for leave with my mother, When my mother heard that you were coming, she would definitely approve!"
"it is good!"
After Xu Canyang hung up the phone, he went to look through the calendar, and when he flipped through it, his mind wandered.
Although the Great God doesn't talk much, he sounds like a very gentle person. A gentle person generally doesn't look too bad, but why does he never go to parties?
Is it really because of being ugly that you are afraid of dying in the light?
No, no, even if the master is a bald fat man, he is still the most handsome master in the hearts of the disciples!
While Xu Canyang was making up the appearance of the Great God, Gu Yang was indeed discussing with Jiang Chenxia and Ye Qinzhou the date and location of the guild meeting as Bai Yan expected.
"Yize, are you still not going this year?" Ye Qinzhou was a little bit nervous after being quarreled with by Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia, so he withdrew from the front line of business negotiations.
Wen Yize paused holding the pen, threw the paper into a ball on the table, and gave an absent-minded "hmm".
"What is so difficult to write? I see you keep doing it all over again." Ye Qinzhou walked by curiously, and was taken aback when he saw the three words just written on the white paper.
application.
The correct three characters show how serious the person who wrote it is.
Wen Yize didn't want to hide anything at all. After putting down his pen, he said, "I want to apply for a double degree."
"Are you sure?" Ye Qinzhou frowned, "Double majors will be very tiring, in fact, you can change your major..." It seemed that he had thought of something, so he stopped talking.
"My parents want me to learn." Wen Yize completed Ye Qinzhou's words.
Seeing Wen Yize calmly lay out the problem in front of him, Ye Qinzhou didn't know how to comfort him.
"Actually, I don't really want to give up..." Wen Yize looked at the words on the paper and said slowly, "I don't hate my current major, it's always good to learn more. Running away... won't solve the problem question."
Ye Qinzhou patted him on the shoulder and said, "Since we have made a decision, let's do it. If you need help with anything, you are welcome."
"Ah."
"Gu Yang and Chen Xia, do you want to say something?"
Wen Yize glanced at the two extremely lively people on the other side of the dormitory, and shook his head: "Let's talk about it after the party."
"it is good."
Ye Qinzhou understood why Wen Yize chose not to speak now. Although he would not be opposed by his friends if he said it, it would dampen some enthusiasm anyway.The four of them are not academic masters, especially Wen Yize still has such a psychological barrier. To decide to study a double degree, he must have already made up his mind, and this kind of awareness also includes games.
The king's number one god, because of his studies, he doesn't have much time to play games.
Such a fact, speaking out, is a bit heart-wrenching.
For the next three days, Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia kept arguing about the venue. What Gu Yang meant was that they had booked three tables at the hotel last time. The manager is still an old acquaintance, and it is absolutely in everyone's favor to get a discount. Within the scope of consumption, Jiang Chenxia felt that the venue last time was obviously too small and not classy, and wanted to do self-help.
When the two had quarreled for three days and failed to convince each other, Ye Qinzhou made a move and gave them a third plan.
"My dad has a villa in city B, which can accommodate 60 to [-] people. It is not far from the school. There is no rent or box fee. The money saved can be used for self-service, indoor hot pot, and outdoor barbecue. The only requirement is, Please clean up when you're done."
Classy and free, the key is how much can you spend on buying ingredients yourself?It even solved the problem of accommodation. As for cleaning, it is not a big deal. There are many people and strength, and cleaning is not every minute.
Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia finally agreed and accepted Ye Qinzhou's plan.
So, in the end, there was only one question left - what reason should we use to drag Wen Yize to the party today.
"Old smell, this time is so fun, it's barbecue and hot pot, don't you like hot pot with shabu-shabu belly? This time it's delicious, so you really don't want to go?" Gu Yang took the lead.
"Ah."
"Everyone really wants to worship you as a face mask, but you really don't want to go?" Jiang Chenxia continued her efforts.
"Ah."
"We've been playing together for three years, don't you want to meet those gangsters?" Ye Qinzhou was forced to speak.
"No need."
"Those people are betting that you won't go this year! Linjiangxian bet you not to go with 1000 gold. If you go, the 1000 gold is yours!"
"unnecessary."
"What about the apprentice? Didn't you see the apprentice too?" Gu Yang was quick to pull out Jun Lin Tian Tian.
"..."
Hesitated!Wen Yize hesitated! ! !Grass!Gu Yang motioned to Jiang Chenxia wildly with his eyes.
I knew this kid was playing tricks on his apprentice!Jiang Chenxia gestured wildly to Ye Qinzhou with her eyes.
You may be thinking too much... Ye Qinzhou stood aside, avoiding his eyes.
"He's going?" Wen Yize asked after being silent for a while.
"I'm going to ask him now!!!" Gu Yang hurriedly opened the game.
"I'll ask myself." Wen Yize stopped him.
"Okay, okay! Ask yourself, we won't bother you!" Jiang Chenxia pulled Ye Qinzhou as if to leave, but her footsteps were moving towards Gu Yang.
Gu Yang sat on the chair, twisted his body, and stared at Wen Yize.
Wen Yize opened the game, went to the warehouse first, sorted out his things, and then did his daily routine.
Just when Gu Yang and the others were waiting impatiently, Ye Qinzhou was pushed out and asked, "Did you ask?"
Wen Yize was a little surprised when he saw Ye Qinzhou and Jiang Chenxia, and said, "No, they're not here."
"..."
This day is destined to be an uncomfortable and tormenting day for Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia.
Although Wen Yize was not as exaggerated as they were, he was still a little conflicted.
Will he go?
If he goes, it might be embarrassing for him to be alone if I don't?After all, I didn't see him familiar with anyone in the guild, just the one who was greedy for the world of mortals... It didn't feel like he was someone who would go to parties, and Gu Yang had never seen him on the list.
If he doesn't go...it doesn't seem to matter if he doesn't go, but...
A little disappointed.
Wen Yize was a little surprised by the "regret" that popped up in his head. He couldn't say how much he wanted to see King's Landing, but he was always curious.What does a person who is chased and killed by three gangs when he disagrees with each other, a person whose hands are so crippled, a person whose voice is hearty and laughs like the sun, a person who is called a schoolmaster by his friends, and a person who plays "abnormal flow" in the dungeon, what does he look like? , he was really curious.
Probably another person who is completely different from yourself?
He must be someone as dazzling as the sun...
【Your friend King's Landing is online】
Wen Yize looked at the message that popped up, and hesitated to send a private message.
[Private Chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: Are you going to the party?
☆, 53 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
53 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
Xu Canyang stared at the word "party" for a long time.
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said:?
It is rare for the Great God to send two messages in a row, which shows that he really wants to know, and he doesn't even hide his desire to know.
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Master, are you going?
Xu Canyang did not expect the Great God's answer. After all, Bai Yan said that the Great God has never attended a party, and this time it should be no exception. As for why he wants to know whether he will go or not, it is probably a routine question. It is used for the statistical list. Bar.
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: I don't know.
[Private Chat] Jun Lintianxia said: ...I heard that Master never goes...
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said: Indeed.
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Then the master probably won't go this time, right?If Master doesn't go, I won't either.
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: What if I go?
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Then I will go!I will stand up for Master!Master save face for me!Perfect!
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said: ...
[Private Chat] Jun Lintianxia said: If Master really doesn't want to show his face, don't worry about me, anyway, Master and I must act in the same way!
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: Let me think about it.
[Private chat] Junlin Tianxia said: Okay, okay, master, think slowly, don't worry!
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: Yes.
[Private chat] Jun Lin Tianxia said: By the way, no matter whether Master is going or not, there is one thing I still want to say to Master!
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said:?
[Private chat] Jun Lintianxia said: Even if the master is a bald fat man, he is still the most handsome master in the hearts of the disciples!
After Wen Yize saw the news, his expression was indescribable.
"What? Did you eat bitter melon?" Gu Yang came over while nibbling on an apple, and was about to see what Wen Yize encountered in the game that made his complexion so bad, but he didn't see anything, and his notebook was slapped Close it all at once.
"I'll think about it." Wen Yize said.
"Hmm... um? What did you say?"
"I'll think about the party."
"..." Before Gu Yang could chew an apple, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
It turned out that he was just thinking about using King's Landing to let Wen Yize let go, but he didn't expect Wen Yize to really think about it!
Sure enough, as Jiang Chenxia said, the relationship between the master and apprentice is indeed not simple!
"I smell gossip." Gu Yang, who was the only three friends who knew Wen Yize's sexual orientation, sighed, and after gnawing off two apples, he hooked his friend's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Old Wen, Do you want to soak in King's Landing?"
Wen Yize opened his eyes slightly, looking at Gu Yang in disbelief.
"I'll just ask casually, don't you need to be so aggressive, just kidding, slip away!" Gu Yang thought that Wen Yize was angry, and quickly ran out of the dormitory.
"..."
After Gu Yang left, only Wen Yize was left in the dormitory.
Do you want to soak in King's Landing?
If he really wanted to have sex, he would have promised to go to the party long ago.
Wen Yize answered Gu Yang's question in his heart.
Re-opening the notebook, the screen of the private chat has been swiped by King's Landing, his eyes moved to the last item, and the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously.
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Master, are you still there? ? ?
[Private Chat] Junlin Tianxia said: Master, are you thinking about it? ? ?
[Private Chat] Jun Lintianxia said: Master, I asked you to think about it slowly, not to make you disappear immediately!
[Private chat] King Lin Tianxia said: Master!Can't we think about it while doing the task?
[Private Chat] Junlin Tiantian said: Master, please take care of your lovely apprentice!
[Private chat] King Lin Tianxia said: Master!I seriously warn you, if you don't show up again, I will play your voice!
Just as Wen Yize wanted to reply, the QQ voice actually popped up, and he subconsciously answered it.
"...Uh..." Xu Canyang obviously didn't expect that the Great Master had time to answer the voice, but he didn't have time to reply the message, "Master..."
His tone was rather pitiful, like an abandoned puppy.
"Sorry for the wait."
"Master, it's good that you are here..." Xu Canyang tried his best to organize his words, "I'm mainly afraid that something will happen to you, such as...that stomachache..."
Wen Yize was a little surprised, he didn't expect his apprentice to think about it, but that time he really lied to everyone...
But he still believed it, he said he understood, but in fact he always remembered it.
This apprentice whom he thought was the sun, was actually very simple and sensitive...
Wen Yize suddenly regretted telling this lie, just like the crazy flower blood moon, he shouldn't have lied to him.
"I'm sorry." Wen Yize apologized again.
"Ah! It's okay, it's okay! Apprentices should wait for Master!" Xu Canyang is a person who is soft and not hard, he can hear the sincerity in the voice of the great god, so he has to explain, "I didn't blame Master, really, I really I'm just worried about your body, knowing that you're fine, I'm relieved!"
"I won't... lie to you again."
Xu Canyang was startled, and said in a daze: "Master..." What's wrong?
"Party, I'll go."
"real?!"
"I said I wouldn't lie to you."
"Master! You..." That's great.
Typing and speaking are different after all, the former can be shameless, but the latter is shameful.
Xu Canyang ignored his feverish ears and asked, "But, master, why did you suddenly figure it out?"
"There's something... I want to say in person..."
"..." Xu Canyang was stunned.
This sentence... I seem to have seen it somewhere?
Xu Canyang did not dare to speak, nor did he dare to ask.
After spending the night in such a daze, the next day, Xu Canyang jumped up from the bed, and the first thing he did was to send a message to Bai Yan.
——The date of coming to City B is fixed! The 21st!
Bai Yan was obviously not as free as he was, and he was busy until lunch before he had time to reply.
—… What a coincidence?You don't know the Guild Gathering on the 22nd, do you?
Seeing that Bai Yan had returned, Xu Canyang quickly grabbed his phone.
——It's not a coincidence, but I've already decided to go to the party.
- Are you serious?
--I am serious!My master also promised me to go! ! ! ! !
——…………………………………………………………………………
——So are you going or not? !
--go!Of course go!must go!The presence of the Great God in person is supremely glorious!
hell!The Great God didn't show up for the past two years, so why would the Great God go when a young apprentice who had known him for less than a month said he was going?This is so illogical!
There is only one reason that prompted Bai Yan to go - I am really worried about my brother running around alone!
After Bai Yan made up his mind, he immediately asked his boss Yitong Jianghu to sign up for him.
Gu Yang, who was in charge of compiling the list, couldn't help but click his tongue when he saw Greedy Red Dust: "My mother! It's amazing! One King's Landing not only hooked up Lao Wen, but even Greedy Red Dust! Eh? Lao Ye, you Hurry up and ask Hongmenyan if he is coming! Just hook him up with Lunchen Hongchen! I really want to know what a person who can play all five poisons looks like! It should be a lake!"
"..." Ye Qinzhou really didn't want to talk to him, and knocked on the table to remind him that this is a library.
But in fact, Ye Qinzhou didn't need to ask, Bai Yan told Hongmen Yan first.
- not to go.
This is Hongmenyan's answer.
After the date and venue of the guild party were booked, the channels of the three major gangs were also very lively. Those who used to like diving couldn't help but come up to participate in a few words, and everyone was looking forward to it.
Watching the stars at night, the brainless fan of the great god, also floated up after seeing the chat.
[Gang] Watching the stars at night said: What party, can I go?
[Gang] Xuanling said: Girl, you don't know yet, do you?The guild will gather at this time of year. If you want to go, you can just sign up with the deputy leader, but you have to pay for the travel expenses and the accommodation by yourself.
[Gang] Wait for the wind to say: I heard from the deputy gang leader, it seems that the accommodation is also included this time?
[Gang] Hotpot Chuanchuan said: Really?Is the deputy gang leader so rich?Both food and shelter?
[Gang] Inspired and said: It is obvious that the master is rich, but every time the deputy gang leader says: This time the master has something to do and can't come, you open your mouth to eat, the master will take care of it!
[Gang] Watching the stars at night said: As expected of the great god I love, so stylish! ! ! ! !
[Gang] Xiangfei Raisin said: Sister, please don’t get excited, my sister has gone to the Great God twice, but I didn’t see you both times, and I’m afraid it’s the third time...so this time my sister won’t go.
[Gang] Gui Shuai said: You women are too realistic!Also, don't call me sister, I seem to have said it more than once, the astrology is male!Long handle!
[Gang] Xiangfei Raisin said: ...
[Gang] Watching the stars at night said: ... I thank you, straight man of steel.
[Gang] Gui Shuai said: You're welcome, I think you're tired of pretending, so I'll help you.
Oh! □□The smell is very strong!
The gang was not as lively as before, because they all went to gossip with Guishuai.
Why is no one looking for night stargazing?
Of course it's because of unfamiliarity!
If you are familiar with it, you still don't know whether people wear handles or not?
However, although Guishuai is straightforward, he is not a person who talks behind his back, so he just found a reason to prevaricate, and the matter turned the page.
Is it possible that I have to tell everyone that stargazing at night is not only a trick, but also a crook?
Known by the group of female wolves in the gang, they all swallowed up the stargazing at night!
This is also good for stargazing at night, you can't say it, you can't say it!
The gangs here are still chatting hotly, and Gu Yang has also received an application for stargazing at night.
"Huh? Watching the stars at night? Who is it? Is there such a person in my gang?"
Wen Yize was napping on the opposite side of Gu Yang and Ye Qinzhou, but when he heard the ID of Stargazing at Night, he couldn't help frowning, and looked up at Gu Yang.
"You know him?" Gu Yang asked him.
"Myriad realms."
"Oh! I remembered! People in your group... seem to be quite low-key, don't talk much?"
"Yeah." I didn't say anything outside, I said it all in the group, and...
"Is this person not good?" Gu Yang could read something wrong from Wen Yize's expression.
"no……"
"Old Wen, look into my eyes." Gu Yang pointed to his own eyes, as if he had seen through everything, "You are not a good liar!"
"It's hard to say." Wen Yize looked at Gu Yang and said, expressing that he was not lying.
It's really hard to say who is watching the stars at night. If I have to say it, I'm probably a fan of my own brain, or a poisonous one.But he couldn't say that himself, he seemed too narcissistic.
"Then... it's not easy to refuse if people sign up..."
"It's okay." Wen Yize waved his hands, and lay back on his stomach again.
☆, 54 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
The night before departure, Xu Canyang went back to his grandma's house and brought his "brother" back.
"Brother" is a parrot, Xuanfeng, who is a bit stupid. He has been raising it for three years, and he can do nothing but say "Hello".
When he brought it back from his grandma's house this time, Xu Canyang was pleasantly surprised to find that his younger brother could say "goodbye"!
Xu Canyang was busy packing his luggage and preparing to go to City B, when he passed by his younger brother, he said "hello", and when he returned, his younger brother said "goodbye".
Hello there.
Goodbye.
Hello there.
Goodbye.
Xu Canyang felt tired for his younger brother, so he scooped up some bird food and filled some water, trying to plug his brother's mouth.
Xuanfeng ate and drank water, his little head flicked, very happy, and finally stopped talking.
The next day, Xu Canyang dragged his suitcase and went out. Hearing "goodbye" from behind, his eyes felt a little hot for some reason.
Xu Canyang's parents are not at home all year round because of work. Xuanfeng was bought by his father from the bird market when he graduated from the third year of junior high school. He said that he could talk to him when he was bored. In the end, this silly bird couldn't do anything except say "Hello". Can't learn, every day Xu Canyang talks to it alone.In the second half of the third year of high school, my mother felt that raising birds would affect her studies, so she sent them to my grandma.
No one knew that Xu Canyang was actually very sad at that time, because no one listened to him anymore.
After finally finishing the exam, Xu Canyang originally wanted to take it home immediately, but his grandma developed feelings for it, so he delayed for a while.He actually understood grandma quite well, after all, after grandpa passed away, grandma was alone at home and no one spoke.So, this time he bought a hamster for his grandma with the pocket money he had saved, and exchanged it for Xuanfeng.
The old man has inconvenient legs and feet, so it is just right to keep a hamster.
"Stay at home and wait for me to come back, do you understand?" After speaking, Xu Canyang closed the door.
On the way to the airport, Xu Canyang sent another message to his parents, basically telling them to remember to add food and water to his brother, and let them see that they must reply. If they don't reply, they will send them at night.
As for whether they replied, we will have to wait until Xu Canyang gets off the plane to find out.
Because it was summer vacation, there were quite a lot of people at the pick-up gate, including students, couples, and tourist groups. Xu Canyang walked all the way to find someone, and when he finally found Bai Yan in the crowd, he was stunned.
"Fuck? Your hair... Has it finally fallen out because of too much dyeing?!" Xu Canyang pointed at Bai Yan's head unceremoniously.
Bai Yan, tall and tall at 192, stands out from the crowd. In addition, his own condition is not bad. He has a figure comparable to a model, and he is also very stylish. He is dressed in a sleeveless T-shirt and leather pants. His whole body exuded an aura of male hormones, and in the end... he actually made Xu Canyang say that he had no hair in public!
"I'm so fucked! Don't you see the stubble? It's called a crew cut! Do you know what a crew cut? And I dyed my hair too, open your dog eyes to see clearly, blue!"
Bai Yan has no other hobbies, but he likes to mess with his hair. One day he keeps his hair long, and the next day he dyes it red. My dream is to open a barber shop and serve people who have special requirements for their hairstyles. It feels really stylish and handsome!
But...he still has a lot of wealth to inherit, so he can't open a barber shop.
Then go ahead and toss your hair!
"Brother Yan, don't even mention it, you look so much like..." Xu Canyang deliberately leaned in front of Bai Yan, and whispered, "Brother □□."
"..." Bai Yan was a little depressed.
"But he's still handsome! Really! My brother Yan is the most handsome in the world! His hairstyle is also super cool!" Xu Canyang usually has a smelly mouth, but his mouth is still very sweet at critical moments.
"Okay, brother Yan, the society, let me spare you." Bai Yan doesn't care whether he is handsome or not, but he cares about whether his hairstyle is cool or not. It should be an afro, purple, Tesau!"
"..." Brother, I'm sorry, my brother can't appreciate it!
"But I'm quite satisfied with the crew cut now. Look here..." Bai Yan suddenly lowered his head, revealing the back of his ear to Xu Canyang.
"LG..."
"There's another side." Bai Yan pulled the other side behind the ear to show him.
"BT..." Xu Canyang thought for a while and said, "Husband? Pervert?"
"..." Bai Yan wanted to hit someone after hearing this.
"My husband is abnormal?????? Brother Yan, are you bent?"
"You're bent! I'm straight!"
"Then who is your husband?"
"LGBT! Please search the Internet yourself, thank you!"
Xu Canyang quickly took out his mobile phone and checked it.
Seeing this, Bai Yan was so angry that he took him away with the box.
"I finally know what LGBT means!" After a while, Xu Canyang shouted.
"Yeah." Bai Yan nodded, "The guy who cut me was curvy. He asked me if I discriminated against them. I thought nothing of it, so I said no. Creativity, it is said that their circle is very popular recently, I was a little hesitant at first, but after finishing it, I found that it is quite cool.”
"Brother Yan..." Xu Canyang frowned after hearing this, "Why do I think he's taken a fancy to you?"
"How is it possible? I'm straight, I'm looking at me, what are you trying to do?"
The two chatted all the way, and they arrived at the parking lot not long after. Bai Yan opened the passenger door and let Xu Canyang sit in first, reminding him to fasten his seat belt before he got into the driver's seat.
Xu Canyang sat in the car, looked at the explanation of the derivative vocabulary of LGBT and said, "I'm greedy for your body."
"Tsk, I've read little yellow books a lot!"
"I really want to watch..." Xu Canyang opened the car window and shouted out the car window as if venting, "I don't have time!"
"Pay attention to the influence, don't stick your head out, dogs are like this." Bai Yan said while starting the car.
The car drove to the main road, and the speed gradually increased.
Xu Canyang retracted his head a little, but still leaned against the car window, watching the scenery all the way back, didn't speak, and didn't know what he was thinking.
"Why are you so quiet? It's not like you." Bai Yan said after sneaking a glance at him.
"tired."
"Three years in high school are indeed not easy." Bai Yan nodded.
"It's not all, I just feel that there is nothing to pursue in life."
"Your parents let you study in business school, why haven't you pursued it?"
"Well... But I always feel that something is missing... I feel a little boring." Facing Bai Yan, Xu Canyang relaxed a lot, and said what was on his mind directly.
"Haha! There is indeed something missing in your life..." Bai Yan laughed after hearing this, kicked the gas pedal, and the car immediately started racing.
"Damn!" Xu Canyang was caught off guard, a feeling of pushing his back kept him awake for a long time.
"Brother, you lack passion!"
Bai Yan's voice floated in Xu Canyang's ears with the wind, a little far away, but very real.
His life is indeed very boring and boring every day, even Bai Yan's hair is more beautiful than his own.
Looking at the "BT" behind Bai Yan's ear, Xu Canyang laughed, but when he saw the shallow scar at the end of Bai Yan's right eyebrow, he couldn't laugh again.
It's not that his life is not exciting enough, but that he dare not make life exciting.
Anything that goes too far will be backlashed!
Not long after, Bai Yan was stopped by the traffic police and fined 100 yuan for speeding.
Then the two spent more than 400 yuan for a hot pot meal. Xu Canyang was probably starving, and Bai Yan himself was a tall man with a big appetite, so the two ended up eating as much as four people.
After eating and drinking enough, the two finally went to the business school.
When passing by the medical university opposite, Xu Canyang asked curiously: "Isn't it summer vacation? Why are there so many students in the medical university?"
During lunch time, many students from the Medical University also came out to look for food.
"Studying medicine is no better than we study business, and you may not necessarily achieve anything after five years of study. Of course, you must pay close attention while you are still studying. For nothing else, you can go to a bigger hospital to study when you are assigned an internship." True skill."
"It's hard work..."
"Don't rush to talk about others. The finance department of the business school is also one of the best in the country. It's not much easier than them."
"I know, I didn't intend to come here to fool around."
"I'm definitely relieved to learn this, I'm afraid that you will still be the same as when you were a child..."
"No, no, it's not enough for me to hurt you!"
Bai Yan was taken aback, touched the scar at the end of his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, I think it's pretty cool, you don't know, I'll go to the business school affiliated
"Go on." Wen Yize was a little curious. This story sounded like a fight between a snipe and a clam, but something seemed wrong.
"Finally the fisherman came, caught the mussel, set fire to it, roasted the mussel, dug up its flesh, cut it into slices, dipped it in sauce, and ate it."
"Where's the waterfowl?"
"Master, you are asking the right question! In fact, this is what the waterfowl has been trying to tell the mussels—originally, it only took a few seconds for you to be eaten by me, and death is not painful, but when my master comes, you will die." It’s even worse! The fisherman is the master of the waterfowl, and the master trains the waterfowl to catch river mussels and eat them. This story just wants to tell us to see the essence of everything through the appearance, and don’t let it go!”
Wen Yize paused for two or three seconds, then said, "Okay." There was a faint smile.
"Master, do you think the story I told is good, or the moral?"
"all good."
"Yeah, my master is indeed my master, but I just don't know if that river oyster got any inspiration from this story." Xu Canyang looked at the team channel, waiting with great anticipation for what Nightwatching would say.
"The clam is gone."
"what?"
"I left when I said yes, I think he should understand."
Xu Canyang cuts to YY again, and sure enough, only himself and the master are left in the room.
"Uh...Actually, I don't have to..."
"Well, it has nothing to do with you, I ate the mussels."
"..." Master, can you stop being serious.
☆, 52 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
Since Die Luoluo uploaded Junlin Tianxia and Bu Shuanzi's Wendou to the Internet, the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation was suddenly widely circulated as Shaolin's signature skill. Suddenly, the number of Shaolin players on major servers increased sharply, and Junlin Tianxia was even more popular. The majority of players joked that they formed a school of their own, called: Abnormal Flow.
There is no doubt that King's Landing is on fire.
Even Wendou, the tenth level of Myriad Realms, is also popular, attracting players from all walks of life to imitate this perverted flow, especially handicapped players. After being abused countless times in PVP, almost all of them have regained their confidence in Wendou. And the more perverted his hand-to-hand and clumsy style of play, it seems that he has been suppressed for a long time.
All this is due to Junlin Tianxia, and some people even established a gang called "Hand Disabled Alliance" to invite Junlin Tianxia to join the gang.Openly poaching the corner of the great god will naturally be ridiculed by the crowd, but what makes the players even more surprised is that King's Landing has already joined a gang called "New World". It turned out to be the person from Zhuochenxuan who was so red.
Oh!So here comes the problem!
Is the great god being green, or is the red so purple being green?
When Xu Canyang was browsing the forum, he mistakenly entered an edited post titled "Anecdotes Between Me and the Great God". At first he thought it was some gossip, but he didn't expect it to be a fanfiction.
More than 3 words, full of eloquence, all of which make people blush and heartbeat.
——Good apprentice, there is something I want to tell you...
——Good master, tell me, listen!
--I like you.
When Xu Canyang saw this, he couldn’t stand it anymore. The Great God would not call him a good apprentice, but only said "good", and I never said good master, only "Master is so kind", OOC, bad review warning!
Xu Canyang copied the link, and angrily threw it to Bai Yan to appreciate the wonderful article. Half an hour later, Bai Yan returned him a file package.
After opening it, Xu Canyang couldn't scold immediately.
There are more than three hundred articles, all of which are fanfictions about Hongchen and Hongmenyan, and the titles are even marked whether they are driving or not.
Miserable or Bai Yanmi!
"Absolutely! I have a pure master-student relationship with the Great God, and a pure friendship with Brother Fa. How can it be written like this?"
"Ask me? Who should I ask for the copyright for my [-] or so articles?"
The two of you talked bitterly about each other, and they talked for a long time before they finally got to the point.
"Have your parents agreed with you to go to the business school?"
"Hmm! I plan to go to the business school in a few days to step on the spot. When are you free?"
"Well……"
"Isn't it? You don't even have time to accompany your brother to see the future university?"
"That's not true, you don't know yet, do you? The Union Guild holds gatherings in City B every summer. If you want to come to City B, you can take advantage of this time."
"Ah..." As soon as Xu Canyang heard about the gathering, he immediately thought of the Great God, "Wouldn't it be possible to meet my master at the gathering?"
"It's quite affectionate to call you Master now, but don't be too happy. I heard that the Great God has never shown his face."
"Why? Wait... I heard? You haven't been there either?"
"You know me, games are games, life is life, there's no need to confuse them."
"Well...but if you don't go, I'm not interested in being alone..." Xu Canyang felt a little regretful, not only because of Bai Yan, but also because of the Great God.He is the most familiar with these two people in the entire guild, if they don't go, there is no reason for him to go.
"If you really want to go, I can accompany you."
"That's meaningless, my master won't go..."
"...Brother Ganqing is not as good as Master, right?" Bai Yan could tell, the regret in Xu Canyang's tone was clearly mostly due to the Great God.
"Master doesn't see you very often, we see you every day." Xu Canyang's reason is quite good.
"Don't talk to you, my lunch break is almost over, I just want to remind you, don't spread the word about the party in advance, the date has not yet been set, you can wait if you want to go, if it doesn't matter, just tell me the date, I will ask for leave with my mother, When my mother heard that you were coming, she would definitely approve!"
"it is good!"
After Xu Canyang hung up the phone, he went to look through the calendar, and when he flipped through it, his mind wandered.
Although the Great God doesn't talk much, he sounds like a very gentle person. A gentle person generally doesn't look too bad, but why does he never go to parties?
Is it really because of being ugly that you are afraid of dying in the light?
No, no, even if the master is a bald fat man, he is still the most handsome master in the hearts of the disciples!
While Xu Canyang was making up the appearance of the Great God, Gu Yang was indeed discussing with Jiang Chenxia and Ye Qinzhou the date and location of the guild meeting as Bai Yan expected.
"Yize, are you still not going this year?" Ye Qinzhou was a little bit nervous after being quarreled with by Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia, so he withdrew from the front line of business negotiations.
Wen Yize paused holding the pen, threw the paper into a ball on the table, and gave an absent-minded "hmm".
"What is so difficult to write? I see you keep doing it all over again." Ye Qinzhou walked by curiously, and was taken aback when he saw the three words just written on the white paper.
application.
The correct three characters show how serious the person who wrote it is.
Wen Yize didn't want to hide anything at all. After putting down his pen, he said, "I want to apply for a double degree."
"Are you sure?" Ye Qinzhou frowned, "Double majors will be very tiring, in fact, you can change your major..." It seemed that he had thought of something, so he stopped talking.
"My parents want me to learn." Wen Yize completed Ye Qinzhou's words.
Seeing Wen Yize calmly lay out the problem in front of him, Ye Qinzhou didn't know how to comfort him.
"Actually, I don't really want to give up..." Wen Yize looked at the words on the paper and said slowly, "I don't hate my current major, it's always good to learn more. Running away... won't solve the problem question."
Ye Qinzhou patted him on the shoulder and said, "Since we have made a decision, let's do it. If you need help with anything, you are welcome."
"Ah."
"Gu Yang and Chen Xia, do you want to say something?"
Wen Yize glanced at the two extremely lively people on the other side of the dormitory, and shook his head: "Let's talk about it after the party."
"it is good."
Ye Qinzhou understood why Wen Yize chose not to speak now. Although he would not be opposed by his friends if he said it, it would dampen some enthusiasm anyway.The four of them are not academic masters, especially Wen Yize still has such a psychological barrier. To decide to study a double degree, he must have already made up his mind, and this kind of awareness also includes games.
The king's number one god, because of his studies, he doesn't have much time to play games.
Such a fact, speaking out, is a bit heart-wrenching.
For the next three days, Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia kept arguing about the venue. What Gu Yang meant was that they had booked three tables at the hotel last time. The manager is still an old acquaintance, and it is absolutely in everyone's favor to get a discount. Within the scope of consumption, Jiang Chenxia felt that the venue last time was obviously too small and not classy, and wanted to do self-help.
When the two had quarreled for three days and failed to convince each other, Ye Qinzhou made a move and gave them a third plan.
"My dad has a villa in city B, which can accommodate 60 to [-] people. It is not far from the school. There is no rent or box fee. The money saved can be used for self-service, indoor hot pot, and outdoor barbecue. The only requirement is, Please clean up when you're done."
Classy and free, the key is how much can you spend on buying ingredients yourself?It even solved the problem of accommodation. As for cleaning, it is not a big deal. There are many people and strength, and cleaning is not every minute.
Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia finally agreed and accepted Ye Qinzhou's plan.
So, in the end, there was only one question left - what reason should we use to drag Wen Yize to the party today.
"Old smell, this time is so fun, it's barbecue and hot pot, don't you like hot pot with shabu-shabu belly? This time it's delicious, so you really don't want to go?" Gu Yang took the lead.
"Ah."
"Everyone really wants to worship you as a face mask, but you really don't want to go?" Jiang Chenxia continued her efforts.
"Ah."
"We've been playing together for three years, don't you want to meet those gangsters?" Ye Qinzhou was forced to speak.
"No need."
"Those people are betting that you won't go this year! Linjiangxian bet you not to go with 1000 gold. If you go, the 1000 gold is yours!"
"unnecessary."
"What about the apprentice? Didn't you see the apprentice too?" Gu Yang was quick to pull out Jun Lin Tian Tian.
"..."
Hesitated!Wen Yize hesitated! ! !Grass!Gu Yang motioned to Jiang Chenxia wildly with his eyes.
I knew this kid was playing tricks on his apprentice!Jiang Chenxia gestured wildly to Ye Qinzhou with her eyes.
You may be thinking too much... Ye Qinzhou stood aside, avoiding his eyes.
"He's going?" Wen Yize asked after being silent for a while.
"I'm going to ask him now!!!" Gu Yang hurriedly opened the game.
"I'll ask myself." Wen Yize stopped him.
"Okay, okay! Ask yourself, we won't bother you!" Jiang Chenxia pulled Ye Qinzhou as if to leave, but her footsteps were moving towards Gu Yang.
Gu Yang sat on the chair, twisted his body, and stared at Wen Yize.
Wen Yize opened the game, went to the warehouse first, sorted out his things, and then did his daily routine.
Just when Gu Yang and the others were waiting impatiently, Ye Qinzhou was pushed out and asked, "Did you ask?"
Wen Yize was a little surprised when he saw Ye Qinzhou and Jiang Chenxia, and said, "No, they're not here."
"..."
This day is destined to be an uncomfortable and tormenting day for Gu Yang and Jiang Chenxia.
Although Wen Yize was not as exaggerated as they were, he was still a little conflicted.
Will he go?
If he goes, it might be embarrassing for him to be alone if I don't?After all, I didn't see him familiar with anyone in the guild, just the one who was greedy for the world of mortals... It didn't feel like he was someone who would go to parties, and Gu Yang had never seen him on the list.
If he doesn't go...it doesn't seem to matter if he doesn't go, but...
A little disappointed.
Wen Yize was a little surprised by the "regret" that popped up in his head. He couldn't say how much he wanted to see King's Landing, but he was always curious.What does a person who is chased and killed by three gangs when he disagrees with each other, a person whose hands are so crippled, a person whose voice is hearty and laughs like the sun, a person who is called a schoolmaster by his friends, and a person who plays "abnormal flow" in the dungeon, what does he look like? , he was really curious.
Probably another person who is completely different from yourself?
He must be someone as dazzling as the sun...
【Your friend King's Landing is online】
Wen Yize looked at the message that popped up, and hesitated to send a private message.
[Private Chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: Are you going to the party?
☆, 53 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
53 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
Xu Canyang stared at the word "party" for a long time.
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said:?
It is rare for the Great God to send two messages in a row, which shows that he really wants to know, and he doesn't even hide his desire to know.
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Master, are you going?
Xu Canyang did not expect the Great God's answer. After all, Bai Yan said that the Great God has never attended a party, and this time it should be no exception. As for why he wants to know whether he will go or not, it is probably a routine question. It is used for the statistical list. Bar.
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: I don't know.
[Private Chat] Jun Lintianxia said: ...I heard that Master never goes...
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said: Indeed.
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Then the master probably won't go this time, right?If Master doesn't go, I won't either.
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: What if I go?
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Then I will go!I will stand up for Master!Master save face for me!Perfect!
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said: ...
[Private Chat] Jun Lintianxia said: If Master really doesn't want to show his face, don't worry about me, anyway, Master and I must act in the same way!
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: Let me think about it.
[Private chat] Junlin Tianxia said: Okay, okay, master, think slowly, don't worry!
[Private chat] Drink alone under the moon and say: Yes.
[Private chat] Jun Lin Tianxia said: By the way, no matter whether Master is going or not, there is one thing I still want to say to Master!
[Private chat] Drinking alone under the moon said:?
[Private chat] Jun Lintianxia said: Even if the master is a bald fat man, he is still the most handsome master in the hearts of the disciples!
After Wen Yize saw the news, his expression was indescribable.
"What? Did you eat bitter melon?" Gu Yang came over while nibbling on an apple, and was about to see what Wen Yize encountered in the game that made his complexion so bad, but he didn't see anything, and his notebook was slapped Close it all at once.
"I'll think about it." Wen Yize said.
"Hmm... um? What did you say?"
"I'll think about the party."
"..." Before Gu Yang could chew an apple, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
It turned out that he was just thinking about using King's Landing to let Wen Yize let go, but he didn't expect Wen Yize to really think about it!
Sure enough, as Jiang Chenxia said, the relationship between the master and apprentice is indeed not simple!
"I smell gossip." Gu Yang, who was the only three friends who knew Wen Yize's sexual orientation, sighed, and after gnawing off two apples, he hooked his friend's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Old Wen, Do you want to soak in King's Landing?"
Wen Yize opened his eyes slightly, looking at Gu Yang in disbelief.
"I'll just ask casually, don't you need to be so aggressive, just kidding, slip away!" Gu Yang thought that Wen Yize was angry, and quickly ran out of the dormitory.
"..."
After Gu Yang left, only Wen Yize was left in the dormitory.
Do you want to soak in King's Landing?
If he really wanted to have sex, he would have promised to go to the party long ago.
Wen Yize answered Gu Yang's question in his heart.
Re-opening the notebook, the screen of the private chat has been swiped by King's Landing, his eyes moved to the last item, and the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously.
[Private chat] Jun Lintian said: Master, are you still there? ? ?
[Private Chat] Junlin Tianxia said: Master, are you thinking about it? ? ?
[Private Chat] Jun Lintianxia said: Master, I asked you to think about it slowly, not to make you disappear immediately!
[Private chat] King Lin Tianxia said: Master!Can't we think about it while doing the task?
[Private Chat] Junlin Tiantian said: Master, please take care of your lovely apprentice!
[Private chat] King Lin Tianxia said: Master!I seriously warn you, if you don't show up again, I will play your voice!
Just as Wen Yize wanted to reply, the QQ voice actually popped up, and he subconsciously answered it.
"...Uh..." Xu Canyang obviously didn't expect that the Great Master had time to answer the voice, but he didn't have time to reply the message, "Master..."
His tone was rather pitiful, like an abandoned puppy.
"Sorry for the wait."
"Master, it's good that you are here..." Xu Canyang tried his best to organize his words, "I'm mainly afraid that something will happen to you, such as...that stomachache..."
Wen Yize was a little surprised, he didn't expect his apprentice to think about it, but that time he really lied to everyone...
But he still believed it, he said he understood, but in fact he always remembered it.
This apprentice whom he thought was the sun, was actually very simple and sensitive...
Wen Yize suddenly regretted telling this lie, just like the crazy flower blood moon, he shouldn't have lied to him.
"I'm sorry." Wen Yize apologized again.
"Ah! It's okay, it's okay! Apprentices should wait for Master!" Xu Canyang is a person who is soft and not hard, he can hear the sincerity in the voice of the great god, so he has to explain, "I didn't blame Master, really, I really I'm just worried about your body, knowing that you're fine, I'm relieved!"
"I won't... lie to you again."
Xu Canyang was startled, and said in a daze: "Master..." What's wrong?
"Party, I'll go."
"real?!"
"I said I wouldn't lie to you."
"Master! You..." That's great.
Typing and speaking are different after all, the former can be shameless, but the latter is shameful.
Xu Canyang ignored his feverish ears and asked, "But, master, why did you suddenly figure it out?"
"There's something... I want to say in person..."
"..." Xu Canyang was stunned.
This sentence... I seem to have seen it somewhere?
Xu Canyang did not dare to speak, nor did he dare to ask.
After spending the night in such a daze, the next day, Xu Canyang jumped up from the bed, and the first thing he did was to send a message to Bai Yan.
——The date of coming to City B is fixed! The 21st!
Bai Yan was obviously not as free as he was, and he was busy until lunch before he had time to reply.
—… What a coincidence?You don't know the Guild Gathering on the 22nd, do you?
Seeing that Bai Yan had returned, Xu Canyang quickly grabbed his phone.
——It's not a coincidence, but I've already decided to go to the party.
- Are you serious?
--I am serious!My master also promised me to go! ! ! ! !
——…………………………………………………………………………
——So are you going or not? !
--go!Of course go!must go!The presence of the Great God in person is supremely glorious!
hell!The Great God didn't show up for the past two years, so why would the Great God go when a young apprentice who had known him for less than a month said he was going?This is so illogical!
There is only one reason that prompted Bai Yan to go - I am really worried about my brother running around alone!
After Bai Yan made up his mind, he immediately asked his boss Yitong Jianghu to sign up for him.
Gu Yang, who was in charge of compiling the list, couldn't help but click his tongue when he saw Greedy Red Dust: "My mother! It's amazing! One King's Landing not only hooked up Lao Wen, but even Greedy Red Dust! Eh? Lao Ye, you Hurry up and ask Hongmenyan if he is coming! Just hook him up with Lunchen Hongchen! I really want to know what a person who can play all five poisons looks like! It should be a lake!"
"..." Ye Qinzhou really didn't want to talk to him, and knocked on the table to remind him that this is a library.
But in fact, Ye Qinzhou didn't need to ask, Bai Yan told Hongmen Yan first.
- not to go.
This is Hongmenyan's answer.
After the date and venue of the guild party were booked, the channels of the three major gangs were also very lively. Those who used to like diving couldn't help but come up to participate in a few words, and everyone was looking forward to it.
Watching the stars at night, the brainless fan of the great god, also floated up after seeing the chat.
[Gang] Watching the stars at night said: What party, can I go?
[Gang] Xuanling said: Girl, you don't know yet, do you?The guild will gather at this time of year. If you want to go, you can just sign up with the deputy leader, but you have to pay for the travel expenses and the accommodation by yourself.
[Gang] Wait for the wind to say: I heard from the deputy gang leader, it seems that the accommodation is also included this time?
[Gang] Hotpot Chuanchuan said: Really?Is the deputy gang leader so rich?Both food and shelter?
[Gang] Inspired and said: It is obvious that the master is rich, but every time the deputy gang leader says: This time the master has something to do and can't come, you open your mouth to eat, the master will take care of it!
[Gang] Watching the stars at night said: As expected of the great god I love, so stylish! ! ! ! !
[Gang] Xiangfei Raisin said: Sister, please don’t get excited, my sister has gone to the Great God twice, but I didn’t see you both times, and I’m afraid it’s the third time...so this time my sister won’t go.
[Gang] Gui Shuai said: You women are too realistic!Also, don't call me sister, I seem to have said it more than once, the astrology is male!Long handle!
[Gang] Xiangfei Raisin said: ...
[Gang] Watching the stars at night said: ... I thank you, straight man of steel.
[Gang] Gui Shuai said: You're welcome, I think you're tired of pretending, so I'll help you.
Oh! □□The smell is very strong!
The gang was not as lively as before, because they all went to gossip with Guishuai.
Why is no one looking for night stargazing?
Of course it's because of unfamiliarity!
If you are familiar with it, you still don't know whether people wear handles or not?
However, although Guishuai is straightforward, he is not a person who talks behind his back, so he just found a reason to prevaricate, and the matter turned the page.
Is it possible that I have to tell everyone that stargazing at night is not only a trick, but also a crook?
Known by the group of female wolves in the gang, they all swallowed up the stargazing at night!
This is also good for stargazing at night, you can't say it, you can't say it!
The gangs here are still chatting hotly, and Gu Yang has also received an application for stargazing at night.
"Huh? Watching the stars at night? Who is it? Is there such a person in my gang?"
Wen Yize was napping on the opposite side of Gu Yang and Ye Qinzhou, but when he heard the ID of Stargazing at Night, he couldn't help frowning, and looked up at Gu Yang.
"You know him?" Gu Yang asked him.
"Myriad realms."
"Oh! I remembered! People in your group... seem to be quite low-key, don't talk much?"
"Yeah." I didn't say anything outside, I said it all in the group, and...
"Is this person not good?" Gu Yang could read something wrong from Wen Yize's expression.
"no……"
"Old Wen, look into my eyes." Gu Yang pointed to his own eyes, as if he had seen through everything, "You are not a good liar!"
"It's hard to say." Wen Yize looked at Gu Yang and said, expressing that he was not lying.
It's really hard to say who is watching the stars at night. If I have to say it, I'm probably a fan of my own brain, or a poisonous one.But he couldn't say that himself, he seemed too narcissistic.
"Then... it's not easy to refuse if people sign up..."
"It's okay." Wen Yize waved his hands, and lay back on his stomach again.
☆, 54 Who are you, brother, your brother in society ([-])
The night before departure, Xu Canyang went back to his grandma's house and brought his "brother" back.
"Brother" is a parrot, Xuanfeng, who is a bit stupid. He has been raising it for three years, and he can do nothing but say "Hello".
When he brought it back from his grandma's house this time, Xu Canyang was pleasantly surprised to find that his younger brother could say "goodbye"!
Xu Canyang was busy packing his luggage and preparing to go to City B, when he passed by his younger brother, he said "hello", and when he returned, his younger brother said "goodbye".
Hello there.
Goodbye.
Hello there.
Goodbye.
Xu Canyang felt tired for his younger brother, so he scooped up some bird food and filled some water, trying to plug his brother's mouth.
Xuanfeng ate and drank water, his little head flicked, very happy, and finally stopped talking.
The next day, Xu Canyang dragged his suitcase and went out. Hearing "goodbye" from behind, his eyes felt a little hot for some reason.
Xu Canyang's parents are not at home all year round because of work. Xuanfeng was bought by his father from the bird market when he graduated from the third year of junior high school. He said that he could talk to him when he was bored. In the end, this silly bird couldn't do anything except say "Hello". Can't learn, every day Xu Canyang talks to it alone.In the second half of the third year of high school, my mother felt that raising birds would affect her studies, so she sent them to my grandma.
No one knew that Xu Canyang was actually very sad at that time, because no one listened to him anymore.
After finally finishing the exam, Xu Canyang originally wanted to take it home immediately, but his grandma developed feelings for it, so he delayed for a while.He actually understood grandma quite well, after all, after grandpa passed away, grandma was alone at home and no one spoke.So, this time he bought a hamster for his grandma with the pocket money he had saved, and exchanged it for Xuanfeng.
The old man has inconvenient legs and feet, so it is just right to keep a hamster.
"Stay at home and wait for me to come back, do you understand?" After speaking, Xu Canyang closed the door.
On the way to the airport, Xu Canyang sent another message to his parents, basically telling them to remember to add food and water to his brother, and let them see that they must reply. If they don't reply, they will send them at night.
As for whether they replied, we will have to wait until Xu Canyang gets off the plane to find out.
Because it was summer vacation, there were quite a lot of people at the pick-up gate, including students, couples, and tourist groups. Xu Canyang walked all the way to find someone, and when he finally found Bai Yan in the crowd, he was stunned.
"Fuck? Your hair... Has it finally fallen out because of too much dyeing?!" Xu Canyang pointed at Bai Yan's head unceremoniously.
Bai Yan, tall and tall at 192, stands out from the crowd. In addition, his own condition is not bad. He has a figure comparable to a model, and he is also very stylish. He is dressed in a sleeveless T-shirt and leather pants. His whole body exuded an aura of male hormones, and in the end... he actually made Xu Canyang say that he had no hair in public!
"I'm so fucked! Don't you see the stubble? It's called a crew cut! Do you know what a crew cut? And I dyed my hair too, open your dog eyes to see clearly, blue!"
Bai Yan has no other hobbies, but he likes to mess with his hair. One day he keeps his hair long, and the next day he dyes it red. My dream is to open a barber shop and serve people who have special requirements for their hairstyles. It feels really stylish and handsome!
But...he still has a lot of wealth to inherit, so he can't open a barber shop.
Then go ahead and toss your hair!
"Brother Yan, don't even mention it, you look so much like..." Xu Canyang deliberately leaned in front of Bai Yan, and whispered, "Brother □□."
"..." Bai Yan was a little depressed.
"But he's still handsome! Really! My brother Yan is the most handsome in the world! His hairstyle is also super cool!" Xu Canyang usually has a smelly mouth, but his mouth is still very sweet at critical moments.
"Okay, brother Yan, the society, let me spare you." Bai Yan doesn't care whether he is handsome or not, but he cares about whether his hairstyle is cool or not. It should be an afro, purple, Tesau!"
"..." Brother, I'm sorry, my brother can't appreciate it!
"But I'm quite satisfied with the crew cut now. Look here..." Bai Yan suddenly lowered his head, revealing the back of his ear to Xu Canyang.
"LG..."
"There's another side." Bai Yan pulled the other side behind the ear to show him.
"BT..." Xu Canyang thought for a while and said, "Husband? Pervert?"
"..." Bai Yan wanted to hit someone after hearing this.
"My husband is abnormal?????? Brother Yan, are you bent?"
"You're bent! I'm straight!"
"Then who is your husband?"
"LGBT! Please search the Internet yourself, thank you!"
Xu Canyang quickly took out his mobile phone and checked it.
Seeing this, Bai Yan was so angry that he took him away with the box.
"I finally know what LGBT means!" After a while, Xu Canyang shouted.
"Yeah." Bai Yan nodded, "The guy who cut me was curvy. He asked me if I discriminated against them. I thought nothing of it, so I said no. Creativity, it is said that their circle is very popular recently, I was a little hesitant at first, but after finishing it, I found that it is quite cool.”
"Brother Yan..." Xu Canyang frowned after hearing this, "Why do I think he's taken a fancy to you?"
"How is it possible? I'm straight, I'm looking at me, what are you trying to do?"
The two chatted all the way, and they arrived at the parking lot not long after. Bai Yan opened the passenger door and let Xu Canyang sit in first, reminding him to fasten his seat belt before he got into the driver's seat.
Xu Canyang sat in the car, looked at the explanation of the derivative vocabulary of LGBT and said, "I'm greedy for your body."
"Tsk, I've read little yellow books a lot!"
"I really want to watch..." Xu Canyang opened the car window and shouted out the car window as if venting, "I don't have time!"
"Pay attention to the influence, don't stick your head out, dogs are like this." Bai Yan said while starting the car.
The car drove to the main road, and the speed gradually increased.
Xu Canyang retracted his head a little, but still leaned against the car window, watching the scenery all the way back, didn't speak, and didn't know what he was thinking.
"Why are you so quiet? It's not like you." Bai Yan said after sneaking a glance at him.
"tired."
"Three years in high school are indeed not easy." Bai Yan nodded.
"It's not all, I just feel that there is nothing to pursue in life."
"Your parents let you study in business school, why haven't you pursued it?"
"Well... But I always feel that something is missing... I feel a little boring." Facing Bai Yan, Xu Canyang relaxed a lot, and said what was on his mind directly.
"Haha! There is indeed something missing in your life..." Bai Yan laughed after hearing this, kicked the gas pedal, and the car immediately started racing.
"Damn!" Xu Canyang was caught off guard, a feeling of pushing his back kept him awake for a long time.
"Brother, you lack passion!"
Bai Yan's voice floated in Xu Canyang's ears with the wind, a little far away, but very real.
His life is indeed very boring and boring every day, even Bai Yan's hair is more beautiful than his own.
Looking at the "BT" behind Bai Yan's ear, Xu Canyang laughed, but when he saw the shallow scar at the end of Bai Yan's right eyebrow, he couldn't laugh again.
It's not that his life is not exciting enough, but that he dare not make life exciting.
Anything that goes too far will be backlashed!
Not long after, Bai Yan was stopped by the traffic police and fined 100 yuan for speeding.
Then the two spent more than 400 yuan for a hot pot meal. Xu Canyang was probably starving, and Bai Yan himself was a tall man with a big appetite, so the two ended up eating as much as four people.
After eating and drinking enough, the two finally went to the business school.
When passing by the medical university opposite, Xu Canyang asked curiously: "Isn't it summer vacation? Why are there so many students in the medical university?"
During lunch time, many students from the Medical University also came out to look for food.
"Studying medicine is no better than we study business, and you may not necessarily achieve anything after five years of study. Of course, you must pay close attention while you are still studying. For nothing else, you can go to a bigger hospital to study when you are assigned an internship." True skill."
"It's hard work..."
"Don't rush to talk about others. The finance department of the business school is also one of the best in the country. It's not much easier than them."
"I know, I didn't intend to come here to fool around."
"I'm definitely relieved to learn this, I'm afraid that you will still be the same as when you were a child..."
"No, no, it's not enough for me to hurt you!"
Bai Yan was taken aback, touched the scar at the end of his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, I think it's pretty cool, you don't know, I'll go to the business school affiliated
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