How do treacherous courtiers with love brain save themselves

Lord Bai, who was full of food and drink, lay on the newly acquired big bed and rolled a few times, and patted the edge of the bed to Xiao An who was full of disdain, "Come on, feel it, this is our country."

Xiaoan stood at the door with her arms folded, and said with even more disdain: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live. After so many years, I only got a bed of Mandshurica mandshurica. You are really good at it. What kind of king are you? Let's go to a neighboring country How nice to ask for food."

"Xiao An, don't be sour. I can reassemble this plate of loose sand in four years. You wait, and in a few more years, I can let everyone have meat to eat, everyone to drink, and every family to have Money, believe it or not, at that time, let alone mandshurica mandshurica, even a golden bed, I could afford it."

Xiao An curled her lips and said, "Master Bai, please do your best. I'll go out to feed the chickens first."

"Well, remember to feed my Huahua more, it's been a little thin recently." Bai Guozhu turned over, pouted his buttocks and ordered to Xiao An.

Xiaoan had already walked out of the door, but suddenly turned back.

"I said Lord Bai, can you change Huahua's name? Every time you call Huahua, I feel uncomfortable."

"Why? Huahua is your wife?"

"Get lost! If you call Hua Hua again, I'll stew him right now." Xiao An threw the towel in his hand onto Lord Bai's forehead, and angrily went to the chicken coop to feed the chickens.

The hen, who was bestowed with the name Huahua by the lord, was standing and dozing in the corner of the chicken cage at this time. Its happiest time of the day was this lazy time.

Its dog owner is really annoying.

Other people's chickens, besides eating, sleep, the more industrious ones lay eggs, and the less industrious ones just wait for death.

Huahua is different. His master is too poor, so poor that he has no entertainment activities to participate in.I like to force it to dance in the yard when it's fine.

Two dog owners will draw a circle on the ground, throw a handful of rice in the circle, and let themselves hop around on one foot.

The two dog owners would clap and applaud in a particularly idiotic way.

At that moment, Huahua wanted to die in her heart.

As a chicken, it has no face to go out of this courtyard, it is afraid of being ridiculed.

Gradually, the cages were not even locked, and Huahua, together with the other chickens, stayed in the cage silently waiting to die.

They even expect the time of death to come sooner.

The ghost knows if these two guys will come up with even more weird moves to torment themselves someday.

Xiaoan grabbed a handful of rice and threw it into the broken bowl in the chicken coop, and she still did not forget to say a few words earnestly: "Look, it's going to snow soon, you have to eat well and grow more meat, otherwise this day will be a day." If it’s cold, you’ll freeze to death, and then I’ll drink chicken soup.”

……

Just like Bai Guozhu said, the dumplings they make can be boiled at night and fried the next day.

After eating the last mouthful of pure meat dumplings, Lord Bai patted his stomach reluctantly, and patted his already bulging belly, "Brothers on the roof, let's go to the envoy's only way to fight tomorrow."

It was quiet inside and out.

After a while, there were slight footsteps on the roof.

The two brothers who had been protecting Lord Bai retreated.This is ready to go.

Master Bai looked around on his shelf with his hands behind his back.

Among the many small, cute and gleaming small weapons, he chose a small retractable dagger.

He also forgot who the robber belonged to, the first time he saw it, he thought it should belong to him, and then he gave it to Jie.

This dagger is not only beautiful, but also versatile.

Peeling apples and scraping potatoes is easy.

Butchering fish and meat is also very easy.

What satisfied Lord Bai the most was that the dagger was retractable.

Under normal conditions, it is a dagger that is not as long as a palm.

But if you press the ruby ​​button at the end, the dagger will instantly become longer and become a soft knife that can resist the long sword.

Master Bai knew this because he wanted to pry off the ruby ​​and sell it to buy meat, but the blade of the knife popped out and almost sent Xiao An away on the spot.

Xiao An has a shadow on this dagger, so Lord Bai doesn't use it much on weekdays.

But the one who will rob tomorrow is the Holy Gold Mission, the richest country.

Lord Bai suddenly wanted to take out his most valuable weapon.

Look and see, that's it.

"Little boy, give me some face tomorrow. If you win, I'll put it back on the shelf for you. If you lose. Hehe, I'll dig up gems and sell them, and sell the blades for scrap iron. If you don't believe me, try it."

……

It was a starless night, and the sky was gloomy.

Wrapped in a quilt, Xiao An stood in the yard looking up at the sky, and said with a guilty conscience, "It won't snow tomorrow, right? I haven't found my cotton trousers for this year yet. I'll wait until I get them ready."

Behind him, Lord Bai was wrapped in another quilt and leaned against the door frame, and said with a smile, "What are you afraid of? I'll buy you a new one tomorrow. I heard that the envoys from the Kingdom of Shengjin brought several carts of gold, silver and jewelry to Linlang. From China, we can stop one or two cars at random, and that’s enough for the brothers to celebrate the New Year.”

"Do you really think that the soldiers of the Holy Gold are all vegetarians? Just relying on you and those brothers who are as thin as bamboo poles, you are going to rob the Holy Gold Mission? I would rather believe that my chickens can sing."

Huahua, who was on the side, was already asleep. Hearing this, she was so frightened that she almost laid an egg on the spot.

If you two quarrel, just quarrel, don't implicate me, I don't know how to sing!I don't want to learn to sing either!If you dare to let me learn to sing, I will crow every minute for you.

"Hey, didn't you agree, listen to me? I am the king anyway, and I can make decisions about such small things." Lord Bai tightened the quilt on his body, waved to Xiao An and said: "I have to get up early tomorrow morning, I'm going to rest, and when you come in later, close the doors and windows, it's a bit cold tonight, Axie."

Lord Bai fell asleep quickly after rolling back to bed.

When he opened his eyes again, Lord Bai rolled off the bed holding the quilt directly.

"Xiao An!"

Xiao An, who had already got up early and dressed, came over with white rice porridge in his left hand and a plate of pickles in his right hand, and said with a smile, "Wow, Lord, are you awake? Are you finally awake?"

"You...you...did you do the snowman on the bed?" Lord Bai sat on the footstool and yawned as he put on his clothes.

"Otherwise? Could it be that he piled up and ran up by himself?"

"Are you sick?"

Xiaoan put the rice porridge in his hand on the table fiercely, and said with a smile: "Yes, I'm sick. I don't know who told others to get rich this morning. It turned out that it was almost noon, and a certain king was still there. Sleeping with your head covered. Tsk tsk tsk, that group of idiots are still lying in ambush waiting for you on the road you must pass. I guess if you are a little later, the snow will bury them. By then, the person squatting on your bed will be A real snowman."

……

"What time is it now?" Lord Bai asked with a guilty conscience.

"Sishi, you can bring some lunch to eat together later."

"Stop talking, I'm going right now."

Lord Bai put on everything, stuffed the dagger, and rushed out of the room in a gust of wind.

"careful."

Before Xiao An's reminder was finished, Lord Bai squatted down in his yard.

Bai Guozhu was not hypocritical, and immediately got up and continued to run.

He wheezed and walked along the path to the agreed place.

Huh?What about people?

Thousands of miles away, covered in silver, where is the shadow of someone?

Lord Bai was about to complain about the unreliability of these brothers, when he suddenly heard a "hiss" sound.

Lord Bai looked down, and saw a pair of big eyes on the ground that were about to cry.

Lord Bai was frightened to death, so he hurriedly took a step away, but a cry of "ah" came from behind him.

Lord Bai turned around and saw another pair of eyes full of tears.

He was just about to lower his head to take a closer look, when the owner of those eyes opened his mouth: "Pavilion Master, you stepped on my hand..."

Bai Guozhu realized later, it's not that he didn't find his little partner.

It was because the time was too long and the snow was too heavy, and his little friends were completely covered by the heavy snow.

"Everyone, I'm sorry, I'm late. I invite you...to drink ginger soup tonight. I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Lord Bai said, finding a space for himself, and lay down.

"Damn, it's really cold." Just as Lord Bai lay down, the chill of ice and snow penetrated his chest from his clothes to the bottom of his heart, Lord Bai couldn't help but gasped.

"Where... the old road?" Bai Guozhu asked himself the snowman partner on the left who was covered in heavy snow except for the eyes.

The Lord's right shoulder was patted, "Master, I'm here."

"Oh, how's it going? Are you here yet? How long have you guys been lying here?"

Lao Lu tried his best to raise his head, but found that his whole body was a little stiff. He had to prop up his upper body with both hands, shook the snowflakes on his body, sneezed loudly, and lay back on his stomach again, saying, "Not yet, brothers got down from here. It's time, and I haven't seen anyone yet. Pavilion Master, do you think they will close the mountain because of the heavy snow, and won't go out today?"

Lord Bai wiped the snowflakes that had been shaken by the old road, and said: "No, the news said that they are pressed for time. In order not to delay the arrival time, don't say it's snowing today, even if they use a knife, they have to bear it. shield and go."

"Pavilion Master, but according to our information, the road here is..."

"Shh, lie down, it seems that someone is coming."

Everyone held their breath and stared at the team that was gradually approaching in the heavy snow.

They were all wearing mink fur coats, cotton hats with ear wraps, and fluffy gloves on their hands. They looked very warm at first glance.

Lord Bai swallowed, and said in his heart: "The red one at the front is the most handsome, I want him."

The team was walking among the silent mountain depressions, and the heavy snow was falling, which already increased the difficulty of the journey. Now that the things pulled by their carriage seemed to be heavy, it was even more difficult to walk in the thick snow.

The people in front looked back at the speed of the carriage from time to time, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, and turned around to push the carriage behind.

"One, two, three, four, five, hehe, five cars. Look at the wheel marks, it's quite rich. We caught a big one this time. God help me, it's really time for the snow to fall, they want I can't even run. You mean Lao Lu?" Lord Bai turned his head and said to Lao Lu.

Lord Bai's left shoulder was patted, "Master, I'm coming over here."

……

"What kind of nest would you choose if you're so good?"

"Pavilion Master, I seem to be lying on a small snake's nest. I'm afraid of snakes." Lao Lu said a little shyly, and Lord Bai was terrified when he heard it.