How do treacherous courtiers with love brain save themselves

Those who get the bouquet can choose to show their talents or drink.

Bai Yuhui glanced sideways at the official who was beating the drum, and the moment the man's eyes met with Bai Yuhui's, he immediately lowered his head, as if nothing had happened.

The scene was a bit embarrassing.

Bai Yuhui's head was buzzing, he just wanted to end it sooner, he didn't struggle too much, he consciously picked up a full glass of wine, and made a gesture to pay respect to all the well-fed people and the most important emperor.

As a result, the wine glass had just been raised when someone opened his mouth.

"I heard that Mr. Bai is proficient in musical instruments, and he can play a hole flute very beautifully. I wonder if there is a chance to listen to a piece today." The voice is not loud, but clear, and every word is like a pebble on Bai Yuhui's mouth. His heart made him wish he could catch that person and beat him up.

But he was sitting too far away.

Across the crowd, between the flowers and trees, he couldn't find out who this annoying person was.

Bai Yuhui smiled and said: "It's a pity, when I came out today, I didn't bring the hole flute, I'm afraid the adults will have no chance. I'll toast the adults with a glass of wine to show..."

"Master Bai, I brought it here. Although it is not a famous product, it can still be used. If you don't dislike it, I can borrow it from you." There was a person who desperately came out to challenge Bai Yuhui's bottom line.

dislike!Am I disgusted?

Bai Yuhui looked at the Dong Xiao who worked together to pass from the front, feeling a little sad.

Fortunately, Bai Yuhui's luck was not too bad. He was sad and sad when he saw Adjutant Li who was winking and glistening in front of him.

With the mentality of treating a dead horse like a living horse doctor, Bai Yuhui winked at Lieutenant Li, hoping that he would suddenly understand what he wanted.

Lieutenant Li looked at Bai Yuhui's small movements and nodded in understanding.

Then when the hole flute was passed into his hand, Lieutenant Li held it in his hand pretending to be surprised, and shouted: "Wow, this thing looks good, can it play? I haven't touched it yet? Let me try it first." Try?" After finishing speaking, he opened his mouth.

Lieutenant Li had never learned the flute, and now he was making trouble on purpose, so the sound he played had the effect of killing someone.

Lieutenant Li looked at the long pole in his hand in puzzlement, and said angrily: "Look, it's broken? I'm so mad, isn't this intentional to make me lose face in front of all the adults? See if I won't break you. "

Snapped.

Everyone present was stunned.

Bai Yuhui smiled.

Lieutenant Li looked up his neck and asked, "Whose property is this? I accidentally broke it. I will pay you for a good one later. Remember to come to me later."

The owner of the hole flute saw his baby's head in a different place, and felt very distressed, but Lieutenant Li is known to everyone, he is already frizzy, it is normal for him to break things, you can't say anything, otherwise it will look like you Small belly chicken intestines.

The dumb officer who ate Coptis chinensis held his Duan Xiao indignantly, and looked back at Adjutant Li, who was eating meat and drinking and drinking like a normal person, and returned to his seat sadly.

Lieutenant Li ate a few mouthfuls of meat, nodded in Bai Yuhui's direction, and blinked. That means, do I look good?

Bai Yuhui gave Lieutenant Li a thumbs up.

Lieutenant Li's food tasted even better.

Without the hole flute, Bai Yuhui took the opportunity to raise his wine glass again, wishing the emperor congratulations to everyone, and after finishing the toast, he didn't give others a chance to interrupt.

Then he tilted his neck and drank a cup.

Seeing that Bai Yuhui had drank, they couldn't continue to embarrass him, so they all returned to their original places.

As a result, there was a small problem in the backstage of the theater today, the clothes were not suitable, and the scene was being rescued urgently, and the people in front had to wait a little longer.

The emperor has a beautiful woman to accompany him, so he is not in a hurry.

So even if the people below are a little impatient, they have to endure it.

Then let's have another round of drumming and passing flowers.

Bai Yuhui felt a few crows flying over his head.

Can't you play something nutritious?Nothing else but this?

The flowers are full and the moon is full, isn't it good for you to sing poems and wine, sing and dance?

The answer is, no.

Bai Yuhui moved back secretly helplessly, well, if this broken bouquet is passed to him again this time, no matter what, he will kill the drummer after the banquet.

The drumbeat sounded, nothing out of the ordinary.

The bouquet was passed on in an orderly manner with the drum beat.

Several times, Bai Yuhui felt that the flower ball should stop, but miraculously, the flower ball stepped on the drum again and was passed away.

The drummer was blindfolded this time, and he didn't intend to target Bai Yuhui specifically.

But the flower ball, as if it had eyes, once again came straight to Bai Yuhui.

Bai Yuhui clenched his fist secretly.

Now he doesn't feel dizzy anymore, and his eyes don't feel blurred. He just wants to hit someone and has no other feelings.

The drum beat was getting slower and slower, and Bai Yuhui felt that the drum beat was about to stop.

Looking at the current distance, nine out of ten are close to me again.

The person who was beating the drum seemed to have sensed Bai Yuhui's anger, and suddenly sped up again, wanting to skip Bai Yuhui's place.

God didn't see the drummer's efforts.

The adults at the table in front of Bai Yuhui had drunk too much.

When the adult was catching the bouquet, he was a little staggering, and the bouquet rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

The drunk adult got dizzy and returned to his seat with the bouquet.

Pass it on slowly.

With the pause of this back and forth, Bai Yuhui's bouquet could have been easily skipped, but once again, with the last drumbeat, it fell into his hands.

The scene was unbelievably quiet for a while.

The drummer took off the mask on his eyes, and when he saw the position of the flower ball, he was dumbfounded.

This... This really wasn't his intention, Lord Bai, look into my sincere eyes, I didn't mean it!

Bai Yuhui narrowed his eyes slightly.

Well, you are really good!

Bai Yuhui thought to himself, when I recover, I will make up for you one by one.

That's all in the future, and now Bai Yuhui is faced with the choice of acting talent or drinking again.

Bai Yuhui already felt that he was getting hot.

After drinking that glass of wine just now, this feeling became even more obvious.

The headache was splitting, the mouth was dry, and the whole person was dizzy, and he wanted to fall directly on the table and couldn't sleep.

If it wasn't for him still having a bit of kung fu, he would definitely fall down now.

If I drink any more, I'm afraid I won't even be able to get out of the theater tonight.

Fortunately, Bai Yuhui has a good friend, and this good friend has a good eye tonight.

Lieutenant Li stepped forward again, raised his glass and threatened: "Master Bai is not feeling well today, I will drink a glass of wine for him, everyone should play when they want, how about it?"

"Hey, Master Bai is not feeling well. How did you know, Lieutenant Li? Could it be that Lieutenant Li studied medicine behind our backs and is able to take the pulse of others?"

Lieutenant Li raised his head and drank the wine, his small eyes turned around in the crowd, and quickly locked on the person who made the sound.

Lieutenant Li directly picked up the jug on his wine table, walked up to the older official with two empty wine glasses, and said with a condescending smile: "Master Wang, long time no see, why? The wine I toasted is not good Drinking or something? It’s a good festival, drinking and eating meat, don’t you have to let me make it for you? I’m not sure if Mr. Bai is not sick in his life. Mr. Wang, you can’t look at other people’s good faults. You are indeed seriously ill and need to be cured. Come, let’s drink this pot.”

Mr. Wang is getting old, and he has always tasted wine very lightly, and he is not greedy.

But what he met today was the unreasonable Adjutant Li.

Lieutenant Li didn't listen to what he said at all, which made sense, he just poured a full cup and poured it down for Mr. Wang.

Soon, the two drank the whole pot.

Lieutenant Li burped contentedly and went back to his seat.

Poor Lord Wang, dazzled by the drink, finally couldn't help it, took a sip, and spat out the coefficient.

Everyone saw that Lieutenant Li was trying to help Bai Yuhui hide his wine, so he didn't dare to think about Bai Yuhui again.

After all, Lieutenant Li is such a brainless person who can't do anything else, he is still the best at cheating.

The banquet finally got back into the process.

On the stage, babbling and babbling began to sing again.

The officials in the audience continued to be polite, courteous, drink, and eat meat.

The emperor pointed to the peaceful scene behind him, proudly showing off to his concubines.

The young concubine who had just entered the palace saw Bai Yuhui for the first time, and was a little surprised at Bai Yuhui's appearance for a while, and half-joked to the emperor: "I always thought that Lord Shangshu had a serious face like Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment. Thinking of Master Bai's appearance as a young man with a beautiful face? This is the first time I have seen you, Your Majesty, how old is Lord Bai this year, and is there a marriage? This concubine also has a sister who lives far away in her boudoir..."

The emperor couldn't listen to the little concubine's words after the words "Yumian Xiaosheng".

All his attention was focused on Bai Yuhui.

Although he was sitting in the corner, there was still a half-sized tree covering him, but the bright white moonlight shining through the branches of the tree hit his fair face, which was still very pretty.

Especially the ones sitting next to Mr. Bai are all crooked faces, making Bai Yuhui even more suave and suave.

The emperor sipped his drink, staring at Bai Yuhui thoughtfully.

That person seems to be a little uncomfortable tonight.

Always leaning on the table with one hand and cheek in a daze.

He didn't eat or drink much, and when someone went to say hello, he would blink lazily as a response.

Is it really sick?

The emperor became more interested in playing.

The drama is over, and it's time to change the scene again.

The emperor cleared his throat, stood up and said, today is the holiday, I want to play with you.

The emperor wants to beat the drums himself, and there will be another round of drumming to pass the flowers.

Bai Yuhui broke his own chopsticks violently.

He clearly saw the emperor looking at him, full of jokes.

No need to guess, that broken bouquet must belong to him, Bai Yuhui.

Isn't it just drinking, it doesn't matter.

Bai Yuhui comforted himself.

As a result, the emperor held the drumstick and said lazily: "Who will get the prize this time, I don't need to perform, just drink. But it's not a glass, it's a jar."

Everyone present was a little guilty.

If you go down this jar, you have to climb out.

Boom boom boom!

The drumbeat sounded, and Bai Yuhui closed his eyes speechlessly.