It's hard to get out of the vortex of love
Chapter 48 Lover Fruit
After Wan Sijun sent Long Ma back home, he went straight to the hospital to find Yetu.
Yetu was playing with a small basket of strangely shaped fruits, and he was not surprised to see Wan Sijun. He said, "Come and have a look! I guarantee you have never seen this kind of fruit."
Wan Sijun walked over to pick one up and looked at it. The heart-shaped fruit the size of a lychee was very red, "It's so beautiful! I just don't know if it's delicious. Where did you get this strange-looking fruit?"
Yetu saw the watch on Wan Sijun's wrist at a glance, gestured for him to silence, and took off the watch for himself.
Wan Sijun took off the watch and handed it to Yetu, who checked it and returned it to him, saying, "No problem."
"Thank you!" Wan Sijun put on the watch and explained, "This is for the Long Ting Army. I don't like wearing watches."
Yetu nodded and was silent for a while, no one said anything.
"I'm going to wash some fruit and you have a taste," Yetu broke the silence, "This is cultivated in my orchard. My hometown is called love fruit. The yield is very small, and the fruit tree is difficult to survive. Last year, it was successfully cultivated artificially. When it’s up to you, the person in charge of the orchard will pick some of the biggest ones and send them to you to taste.”
Wan Sijun didn't say anything, he knew what Yetu meant, he didn't know what to say, and it seemed very hypocritical to say the words of rejection.He definitely wants to eat this fruit. It is impossible to eat other people's food while saying no to other people's words. If he wants to say something, he has to eat it.
He leaned on the door frame and watched the thin and powerful man bent over and carefully scrubbed the small red fruits one by one, tsk!The visual impact of this contrast is really not small.
"Do you need to scrub one by one?" Wan Sijun couldn't help but say.
Yetu smiled: "I want you to remember my unique way of washing fruit for you."
"Definitely remember," Wan Sijun also smiled, "It gives people a visual impact like a tall man wearing embroidery needles."
"Ouch! Come here!" Yetu twisted his body and shouted.
"What's the matter with you?" Wan Sijun walked over and asked anxiously.
"Scratch my back, it's itchy! Hurry up!"
Wan Sijun pulled Yetu's back and was about to take off his clothes...
"Don't lift your clothes," Yetu hastily stopped, "You reach in and scratch, the wound is itchy, I'm afraid it will scare you."
Wan Sijun reached in and touched a scab: "Is this it?"
"Go up a little bit,"
"This?"
"Yes, that's it."
Wan Sijun gently scratched back and forth with the belly of his fingers: "Don't fight with others in the future. When you encounter problems, you should calm down and discuss with others more. The coach doesn't have to do everything by himself."
"Remember, I will listen to you in the future."
"I don't need you to listen to me. Is it okay?"
"I also have an itchy stomach."
"This?"
"Go down a little bit."
"This?"
"Go down a little more."
"If you go any further, it's not your stomach itching, it's your little bird itching." Wan Sijun said as he pulled his hand away.
Yetu pressed his hand and turned around and said, "My bird is not small, feel it if you don't believe me." While watching the reaction on Wan Sijun's face, he grabbed his hand and moved down...
Wan Sijun's face flushed, he pulled out his hand suddenly and ran away three or four meters away, turning around and cursing: "Rogue!"
Yetu looked at him solemnly and said, "I'm only a hooligan to you!"
Wan Sijun just stared at him for a few seconds and then ran to the window to let the cool wind blow away the heat from his face.
"Come here and have a taste!" Yetu yelled nonchalantly.
"I won't eat!" Wan Sijun replied.
After being quiet for a while, suddenly a bright red love fruit appeared near his mouth.
"Open your mouth!" Yetu said behind him.
Wan Sijun opened his mouth, and the fruit entered his mouth. He chewed a few mouthfuls and said, "It's delicious, with moderate sweetness. This fruit will definitely be very popular when it's released."
"It's a pity that there are not many products in stock, and they will not be officially sold until next year."
"How big is your orchard?"
"Nearly [-] mu of mountain land," Yetu put his hand to Wan Sijun's mouth, "spit it out!"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you want to eat the core?"
"I'm throwing in the trash."
“The trash can in the room is broken.”
"Then I can't spit it out on your hand." Wan Sijun spit out the fruit core on his own hand, and stretched out his other hand to take the fruit, but Yetu patted the back of his hand lightly: "Not hygienic!"
"You..." Just as Wan Sijun was about to get angry, Yetu stuffed a fruit into his mouth.
"You scratched me and didn't wash your hands." Yetu said calmly.
"I won't eat." Wan Sijun chewed the fruit and gave Ye Tu a shy look, turned and washed his hands.
In Yetu's eyes, his embarrassing and staring eyes are more lethal than winking, although he doesn't know what Wan Sijun's winking looks like.Like a pug, he followed Wan Sijun with a fruit plate and said incoherent and disgusting words: "Baby! I can't talk, and I made you upset. I don't think you are dirty. I just want to feed you fruit, oops! I don't even know what to say to you, as soon as you ignore me, I feel flustered, I want to make you happy, I want to make you happy..."
Wan Sijun washed his hands and ignored him, spitting the fruit core into the trash can beside the sink.
"Eat one." Yetu handed the fruit to Wan Sijun's lips, "If you don't eat it, I'll...I'll kiss you, don't stare at me, if you stare at me, my soul will be taken away by you Now, like a fool, I don't even know what I'm talking about, oops! In a word, I just want to kiss you but dare not kiss you, I want to find an excuse to kiss you. "
Seeing Yetu's flustered look, Wan Sijun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, and opened his mouth to swallow the love fruit in his hand.The fingers that touched Wan Sijun's lips quickly retracted as if they were burned. Wan Sijun felt that a flame had already risen between the two of them, and if they didn't avoid it, it would inevitably become a spreading trend. He wiped his hands and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Yetu asked in panic.
"I won't go," Wan Sijun felt Yetu's panic, he calmed down the turmoil in his heart and said calmly, "I just go to sit at the door for a while, and come in later."
Yetu dropped the fruit plate and ran over, and hugged Wan Sijun tightly from behind: "Please don't hide from me anymore, you deliberately avoided me so that my heart hurts even when I breathe, although this sentence doesn't sound like a man What I said. I really love you so much that I lose myself. There is no way. My heart is held in your hands. If you smile, I will be sunny, and if you frown, I will be dull and not angry. Don’t worry, you If you disagree, I will never violate you."
Yetu grasped Wan Sijun's psychology to death, and Wan Sijun knew that Yetu was acting in front of him in a bitter drama, but he just couldn't bear to watch his bitter drama, probably because the other party acted too affectionately and touchingly.
"Shall we get down to business?" Wan Sijun said coldly.
"Okay!" Yetu looked at the time and said, "It's time for dinner, let's talk about business after dinner."
Yetulawan Sijun sat down on the chair, went to fetch the fruit plate and put it on the small square table next to Wan Sijun, and even put the trash can at his feet.Wan Sijun saw the trash can at his feet, and looked up at Yetu, who said very naturally: "I forgot that the cleaners have brought the trash can over."
The person who said no to eating ate one mouthful with relish, and the person who was acting in an affectionate and bitter scene a minute ago watched him eat with his chin in his face.
"Will you let me eat well after watching me eat?" Wan Sijun said displeased.
"Did you like to eat fruit since you were a child?" Yetu asked.
"I've loved it since I can remember." Wan Sijun replied, he saw the milk behind Yetu and said, "Can you pass me the box of milk?"
"Are you planning to eat fruit?" Yetu took a box of milk and put it through the tube and handed it to him.
"Thank you!" Wan Sijun took the milk and said, "If you're hungry, feed yourself first, and I'll eat some more when the meal comes."
"Your peculiar body odor may be related to your eating habits."
"My grandma said the same thing, but I can't smell it even after taking a shower. I don't have to worry about it when I go back to country Z. It's right to use it as free perfume."
"Ten jars of vinegar in your room are not enough for Lin Meixian to drink."
"That's how she loves me too much."
"Is my love for you too shallow? I quit smoking for you."
"You said it yourself, you quit smoking because you wanted to do something bad to me."
"Remember so clearly?" Yetu smiled, "Isn't it a bad thing for you, okay?"
"Stop! Stop!" Wan Sijun said, "I always get off topic while chatting. I really came to talk to you about something serious."
"I know what you want to ask me to say, don't worry, Li Zan won't be able to return to Yang soon." Yetu said seriously.
"You know it all?"
"I know this morning, let's talk about it in the afternoon, let's have dinner first."
There was a knock on the door, and Yetu shouted, "Come in!"
It was Hu Qiang and Yang Jin'e who came to deliver the food. After the two greeted each other and prepared the food, they made an excuse that they would deliver food to Brother Wu Qi.
Yetu removed the fruit plate and forbade Wan Sijun to eat it.
"Why do you have soup, and I, the wounded, don't have soup?" Yetu looked at the soup in front of Wan Sijun and said dissatisfiedly, "This Jin'e is too partial."
"Don't blame Jin'e, this is the soup that Meixian asked Jin'e to cook for me specially for my body type, you guys have a long beer belly." Wan Sijun said while drinking the soup.
"Really?" Yetu said, "Is it delicious? Save some for me to taste."
"I'm drooling, I'll give you the soup tonight."
Yetu touched each other with the tip of his chopsticks and said, "We've all been through this, do you still care if you've had it?"
"You..." Wan Sijun was so angry that he didn't know what to say. Anyway, saying anything was a waste of saliva. He drank the soup in one gulp, put the empty bowl in front of Yetu and said, "There is no more."
"Tsk tsk tsk! You're so stingy!" Yetu took the soup bowl and raised his neck and poured a little bit of it into his mouth.
Wan Sijun shook his head helplessly seeing his operation, and let him sing a one-man show.
"I'll eat later, you eat first." Wan Sijun stood up.
After tasting the taste, Yetu widened his eyes and asked with a smirk, "You can't?"
"What's wrong?" Wan Sijun asked by the window, looking at him.
"What else can I do?" Yetu said, looking at Wan Sijun's legs.
Wan Sijun followed Yetu's eyes to look at his legs, and belatedly blushed to the base of his neck. He said angrily, "You talk to me seriously, don't make such dirty jokes with me."
"I'm not joking with you, okay?" Yetu put away his smirk, and said with an aggrieved face, "The Chinese medicine in your soup is for men. Didn't you taste the Chinese medicine?"
"You're not a doctor, so you know?" Wan Sijun said a little guilty. He had already confirmed Yetu's words in his heart. No wonder he only gave him a drink. The time he broke up with Lin Meixian was because the other party said I can't do it myself.
"I studied medicine with my godfather, have you forgotten?"
Wan Sijun turned around and looked out the window and ignored him, while Yetu glanced at him from time to time while eating.After the meal, he said again: "Lin Meixian must suspect that you have a problem because you don't touch her. It's a three-point drug, so it's not suitable to drink for a long time."
"Understood." Wan Sijun replied.
"I blush when I tell you a little bit about love, don't you grow up so big that you haven't even read a little yellow book?"
Wan Sijun turned around and looked at Yetu calmly.
Yetu held back his laughter, he could deceive others but not him with his appearance, he could guarantee that if he didn't tell the other party what the little yellow book was, the other party would definitely look up the little yellow book on the Internet as soon as he walked out of the ward.Pitiful!I haven't read the little porn book when I grow up so old, I don't know if I have touched it myself.
"Little Yellow Book is a storybook about sex," Yetu said.
"I know, I won't waste my energy reading that kind of book." Wan Sijun said with contempt.
Yetu looked at the contemptuous expression of the other party, hesitating between looking up and looking down at him.
After a while, Yetu suddenly asked: "Do you like love fruit?"
The person looking into the distance by the window replied: "I like it."
"like me?"
"it's OK."
"My valentine fruit will be exported to country Z in the future."
"Well! Country Z has a large population and many rich people, so it will definitely sell at a good price."
"Because my lover is in country Z, if I can't find him, my lover will definitely be able to find him."
Yetu was playing with a small basket of strangely shaped fruits, and he was not surprised to see Wan Sijun. He said, "Come and have a look! I guarantee you have never seen this kind of fruit."
Wan Sijun walked over to pick one up and looked at it. The heart-shaped fruit the size of a lychee was very red, "It's so beautiful! I just don't know if it's delicious. Where did you get this strange-looking fruit?"
Yetu saw the watch on Wan Sijun's wrist at a glance, gestured for him to silence, and took off the watch for himself.
Wan Sijun took off the watch and handed it to Yetu, who checked it and returned it to him, saying, "No problem."
"Thank you!" Wan Sijun put on the watch and explained, "This is for the Long Ting Army. I don't like wearing watches."
Yetu nodded and was silent for a while, no one said anything.
"I'm going to wash some fruit and you have a taste," Yetu broke the silence, "This is cultivated in my orchard. My hometown is called love fruit. The yield is very small, and the fruit tree is difficult to survive. Last year, it was successfully cultivated artificially. When it’s up to you, the person in charge of the orchard will pick some of the biggest ones and send them to you to taste.”
Wan Sijun didn't say anything, he knew what Yetu meant, he didn't know what to say, and it seemed very hypocritical to say the words of rejection.He definitely wants to eat this fruit. It is impossible to eat other people's food while saying no to other people's words. If he wants to say something, he has to eat it.
He leaned on the door frame and watched the thin and powerful man bent over and carefully scrubbed the small red fruits one by one, tsk!The visual impact of this contrast is really not small.
"Do you need to scrub one by one?" Wan Sijun couldn't help but say.
Yetu smiled: "I want you to remember my unique way of washing fruit for you."
"Definitely remember," Wan Sijun also smiled, "It gives people a visual impact like a tall man wearing embroidery needles."
"Ouch! Come here!" Yetu twisted his body and shouted.
"What's the matter with you?" Wan Sijun walked over and asked anxiously.
"Scratch my back, it's itchy! Hurry up!"
Wan Sijun pulled Yetu's back and was about to take off his clothes...
"Don't lift your clothes," Yetu hastily stopped, "You reach in and scratch, the wound is itchy, I'm afraid it will scare you."
Wan Sijun reached in and touched a scab: "Is this it?"
"Go up a little bit,"
"This?"
"Yes, that's it."
Wan Sijun gently scratched back and forth with the belly of his fingers: "Don't fight with others in the future. When you encounter problems, you should calm down and discuss with others more. The coach doesn't have to do everything by himself."
"Remember, I will listen to you in the future."
"I don't need you to listen to me. Is it okay?"
"I also have an itchy stomach."
"This?"
"Go down a little bit."
"This?"
"Go down a little more."
"If you go any further, it's not your stomach itching, it's your little bird itching." Wan Sijun said as he pulled his hand away.
Yetu pressed his hand and turned around and said, "My bird is not small, feel it if you don't believe me." While watching the reaction on Wan Sijun's face, he grabbed his hand and moved down...
Wan Sijun's face flushed, he pulled out his hand suddenly and ran away three or four meters away, turning around and cursing: "Rogue!"
Yetu looked at him solemnly and said, "I'm only a hooligan to you!"
Wan Sijun just stared at him for a few seconds and then ran to the window to let the cool wind blow away the heat from his face.
"Come here and have a taste!" Yetu yelled nonchalantly.
"I won't eat!" Wan Sijun replied.
After being quiet for a while, suddenly a bright red love fruit appeared near his mouth.
"Open your mouth!" Yetu said behind him.
Wan Sijun opened his mouth, and the fruit entered his mouth. He chewed a few mouthfuls and said, "It's delicious, with moderate sweetness. This fruit will definitely be very popular when it's released."
"It's a pity that there are not many products in stock, and they will not be officially sold until next year."
"How big is your orchard?"
"Nearly [-] mu of mountain land," Yetu put his hand to Wan Sijun's mouth, "spit it out!"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you want to eat the core?"
"I'm throwing in the trash."
“The trash can in the room is broken.”
"Then I can't spit it out on your hand." Wan Sijun spit out the fruit core on his own hand, and stretched out his other hand to take the fruit, but Yetu patted the back of his hand lightly: "Not hygienic!"
"You..." Just as Wan Sijun was about to get angry, Yetu stuffed a fruit into his mouth.
"You scratched me and didn't wash your hands." Yetu said calmly.
"I won't eat." Wan Sijun chewed the fruit and gave Ye Tu a shy look, turned and washed his hands.
In Yetu's eyes, his embarrassing and staring eyes are more lethal than winking, although he doesn't know what Wan Sijun's winking looks like.Like a pug, he followed Wan Sijun with a fruit plate and said incoherent and disgusting words: "Baby! I can't talk, and I made you upset. I don't think you are dirty. I just want to feed you fruit, oops! I don't even know what to say to you, as soon as you ignore me, I feel flustered, I want to make you happy, I want to make you happy..."
Wan Sijun washed his hands and ignored him, spitting the fruit core into the trash can beside the sink.
"Eat one." Yetu handed the fruit to Wan Sijun's lips, "If you don't eat it, I'll...I'll kiss you, don't stare at me, if you stare at me, my soul will be taken away by you Now, like a fool, I don't even know what I'm talking about, oops! In a word, I just want to kiss you but dare not kiss you, I want to find an excuse to kiss you. "
Seeing Yetu's flustered look, Wan Sijun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, and opened his mouth to swallow the love fruit in his hand.The fingers that touched Wan Sijun's lips quickly retracted as if they were burned. Wan Sijun felt that a flame had already risen between the two of them, and if they didn't avoid it, it would inevitably become a spreading trend. He wiped his hands and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Yetu asked in panic.
"I won't go," Wan Sijun felt Yetu's panic, he calmed down the turmoil in his heart and said calmly, "I just go to sit at the door for a while, and come in later."
Yetu dropped the fruit plate and ran over, and hugged Wan Sijun tightly from behind: "Please don't hide from me anymore, you deliberately avoided me so that my heart hurts even when I breathe, although this sentence doesn't sound like a man What I said. I really love you so much that I lose myself. There is no way. My heart is held in your hands. If you smile, I will be sunny, and if you frown, I will be dull and not angry. Don’t worry, you If you disagree, I will never violate you."
Yetu grasped Wan Sijun's psychology to death, and Wan Sijun knew that Yetu was acting in front of him in a bitter drama, but he just couldn't bear to watch his bitter drama, probably because the other party acted too affectionately and touchingly.
"Shall we get down to business?" Wan Sijun said coldly.
"Okay!" Yetu looked at the time and said, "It's time for dinner, let's talk about business after dinner."
Yetulawan Sijun sat down on the chair, went to fetch the fruit plate and put it on the small square table next to Wan Sijun, and even put the trash can at his feet.Wan Sijun saw the trash can at his feet, and looked up at Yetu, who said very naturally: "I forgot that the cleaners have brought the trash can over."
The person who said no to eating ate one mouthful with relish, and the person who was acting in an affectionate and bitter scene a minute ago watched him eat with his chin in his face.
"Will you let me eat well after watching me eat?" Wan Sijun said displeased.
"Did you like to eat fruit since you were a child?" Yetu asked.
"I've loved it since I can remember." Wan Sijun replied, he saw the milk behind Yetu and said, "Can you pass me the box of milk?"
"Are you planning to eat fruit?" Yetu took a box of milk and put it through the tube and handed it to him.
"Thank you!" Wan Sijun took the milk and said, "If you're hungry, feed yourself first, and I'll eat some more when the meal comes."
"Your peculiar body odor may be related to your eating habits."
"My grandma said the same thing, but I can't smell it even after taking a shower. I don't have to worry about it when I go back to country Z. It's right to use it as free perfume."
"Ten jars of vinegar in your room are not enough for Lin Meixian to drink."
"That's how she loves me too much."
"Is my love for you too shallow? I quit smoking for you."
"You said it yourself, you quit smoking because you wanted to do something bad to me."
"Remember so clearly?" Yetu smiled, "Isn't it a bad thing for you, okay?"
"Stop! Stop!" Wan Sijun said, "I always get off topic while chatting. I really came to talk to you about something serious."
"I know what you want to ask me to say, don't worry, Li Zan won't be able to return to Yang soon." Yetu said seriously.
"You know it all?"
"I know this morning, let's talk about it in the afternoon, let's have dinner first."
There was a knock on the door, and Yetu shouted, "Come in!"
It was Hu Qiang and Yang Jin'e who came to deliver the food. After the two greeted each other and prepared the food, they made an excuse that they would deliver food to Brother Wu Qi.
Yetu removed the fruit plate and forbade Wan Sijun to eat it.
"Why do you have soup, and I, the wounded, don't have soup?" Yetu looked at the soup in front of Wan Sijun and said dissatisfiedly, "This Jin'e is too partial."
"Don't blame Jin'e, this is the soup that Meixian asked Jin'e to cook for me specially for my body type, you guys have a long beer belly." Wan Sijun said while drinking the soup.
"Really?" Yetu said, "Is it delicious? Save some for me to taste."
"I'm drooling, I'll give you the soup tonight."
Yetu touched each other with the tip of his chopsticks and said, "We've all been through this, do you still care if you've had it?"
"You..." Wan Sijun was so angry that he didn't know what to say. Anyway, saying anything was a waste of saliva. He drank the soup in one gulp, put the empty bowl in front of Yetu and said, "There is no more."
"Tsk tsk tsk! You're so stingy!" Yetu took the soup bowl and raised his neck and poured a little bit of it into his mouth.
Wan Sijun shook his head helplessly seeing his operation, and let him sing a one-man show.
"I'll eat later, you eat first." Wan Sijun stood up.
After tasting the taste, Yetu widened his eyes and asked with a smirk, "You can't?"
"What's wrong?" Wan Sijun asked by the window, looking at him.
"What else can I do?" Yetu said, looking at Wan Sijun's legs.
Wan Sijun followed Yetu's eyes to look at his legs, and belatedly blushed to the base of his neck. He said angrily, "You talk to me seriously, don't make such dirty jokes with me."
"I'm not joking with you, okay?" Yetu put away his smirk, and said with an aggrieved face, "The Chinese medicine in your soup is for men. Didn't you taste the Chinese medicine?"
"You're not a doctor, so you know?" Wan Sijun said a little guilty. He had already confirmed Yetu's words in his heart. No wonder he only gave him a drink. The time he broke up with Lin Meixian was because the other party said I can't do it myself.
"I studied medicine with my godfather, have you forgotten?"
Wan Sijun turned around and looked out the window and ignored him, while Yetu glanced at him from time to time while eating.After the meal, he said again: "Lin Meixian must suspect that you have a problem because you don't touch her. It's a three-point drug, so it's not suitable to drink for a long time."
"Understood." Wan Sijun replied.
"I blush when I tell you a little bit about love, don't you grow up so big that you haven't even read a little yellow book?"
Wan Sijun turned around and looked at Yetu calmly.
Yetu held back his laughter, he could deceive others but not him with his appearance, he could guarantee that if he didn't tell the other party what the little yellow book was, the other party would definitely look up the little yellow book on the Internet as soon as he walked out of the ward.Pitiful!I haven't read the little porn book when I grow up so old, I don't know if I have touched it myself.
"Little Yellow Book is a storybook about sex," Yetu said.
"I know, I won't waste my energy reading that kind of book." Wan Sijun said with contempt.
Yetu looked at the contemptuous expression of the other party, hesitating between looking up and looking down at him.
After a while, Yetu suddenly asked: "Do you like love fruit?"
The person looking into the distance by the window replied: "I like it."
"like me?"
"it's OK."
"My valentine fruit will be exported to country Z in the future."
"Well! Country Z has a large population and many rich people, so it will definitely sell at a good price."
"Because my lover is in country Z, if I can't find him, my lover will definitely be able to find him."
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